2006 Australian-American teen fantasy comedy film directed by Elizabeth Allen
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- I can see we have to take this slowly. Mer...maid. Mermaid. Fabled marine creature, half-woman, half-fish, best known for sitting on rocks, staring into mirrors, and obsessively combing our long, beautiful hair. Blah, blah, blah.