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Animal Control (TV series)

American sitcom

Animal Control (2023–present) is an American sitcom, airing on Fox, about a group of animal control workers in Seattle beginning to see their lives complicated by humans and not so much by animals.

Don't do it. You'll bleed to death.

Season 1

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Weasels and Ostriches [1.01]

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Fred: Knock it off. This is not fun for me. This is not fun. Can I help you, Frank?
Frank: They must smell something on your clothes. What kind of detergent do you use?

Rabbits and Pythons [1.02]

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Frank: They look pretty chill to me.

Cougars and Kangaroos [1.03]

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Fred: The next 3 weeks that Frank spent for 2 days.
Emily: Hey, stop that, Frank.

Dogs and Bears and Minks [1.04]

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Frank: I'm not gonna sit here and listen to a play-by-play of your escapades, alright? You're gonna have to find somebody else for that.
Emily: Hey, everyone. We just got a 911 call on a bear. Get this, in a hot tub.

Cows and Raccoons [1.05]

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Frank: So the intentions are getting done now. Did she just lock us in here?
Fred: Yes, they do. But right now we're trying to de-escalate so when you're done being right, the crane will be outside, ready and waiting.

Skunks and Llamas [1.06]

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Frank: Dammit!
Frank: Amen. I'll see you at work.

Peacocks and Pumas [1.07]

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Frank: Alright. Well, if you are going to stay then we all need to be mellow and chill.
Emily: Okay. How chill?

Hellhounds and Sturgeons [1.08]

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Emily: Are you kidding me? PDA in the parking lot.
Frank: I hope there's another one of those.

Dogs and Geese [1.09]

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Victoria: Hey. How was your big date night with Maya?
Frank: This is the best dog in the house. Toby and I actually started here the same week.

Pigs and Minks [1.10]

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Emily: Don't do it!
Frank: Yeah. If you don't know what a mammal is by fifth grade I'm gonna take you down.

Birds and Foxes [1.11]

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Shred: Bye-bye.
Dispatch: Truck 12. We have a report of a fox at Xavier Skate Park at 3245 Olive Street. Truck 12 responding.

Unicorns and Mountain Lions [1.12]

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Emily: Okay. This little girl sent me a letter asking for a unicorn license. This is like exactly what I would have done when I was little.
Frank: We're making an actual unicorn license for Sophie and then I'm gonna take it to her house and present it to her.

Season 2

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Raccoons and Mutts [2.01]

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Frank: It's mating season, Shred.
Shred: Birds do it mid-air, frogs attached to other frogs, a lot of dumpster humping. Love is in the air.

Cats and Monkeys [2.02]

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Emily: Congratulations. How many did Templeton's broke ass precinct have?
Frank: As of morning, 75.

Tortoises and Labradors [2.03]

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Shred: Our shift ends in 5 minutes. I think I'm gonna order Pad Thai for dinner.
Frank: Don't do it. You'll jinx us. You order food, we'll get another call. You're young and proud and think that you can thwart fate, right?

Big Dogs and Mini Horses [2.04]

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Dispatch: RSVP's to the Patel/Shred Escrow Closing Party keep rollin' in.
Emily: So, if I can talk to Monster, he can tell me where he got his dragon. And by the way, never trust Google Translate.

Dogs and Chickens [2.05]

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Emily: Why is the chicken out?!
Shred: Wait. Are we still gonna be able to puzzle at lunch?

Bunnies and Veggies [2.06]

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Shred: You got it!
Emily: Hold on, this says that my secret admirer is finally ready to reveal themselves tomorrow morning at 9:00 am.

Skunks and Swans [2.07]

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Shred: So you wanna go global.
Frank: You wanna talk about qualities.
Emily: This sandwich is incredible.

Bulls and Potbellies [2.08]

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Frank: Hi.
Emily: Don't touch the bulls!

Beagles and Lemurs [2.09]

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Emily: Okay, Shred.
Frank: Lemurs live in Madagascar.

Season 3

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Giraffes, Gorillas and Penguins [3.01]

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Crossing Signal: Walk. Walk. Walk.
Dispatch: Truck 8, there's a report of a gorilla at Overlook Park.

Rattlers and Gators [3.02]

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Frank: You're not gonna die today.
Emily: Look, it's just a rattlesnake bite, and it wouldn't be an issue if we had anti-venom in the truck's cooler instead of your variety pack of Otter pops.
Patel: We're coming. Hold on, Frank!

Goats, Snakes and Dogs [3.03]

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Frank: Did y'all find the record for this yet?
Emily: Nothing yet. I just keep getting "In Memoriam" tribute videos.
Shred: Ha-ha-ha!

Baby Kangaroos and Chickens [3.04]

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Fiona: Oh.
Emily: Okay, people. Fiona Holcomb is hosting the fundraiser tonight for our new annex kennels, and as you know, we're bringing Toby, the baby kangaroo.

Hot Dogs and Lobsters [3.05]

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Crash: Don't worry, buddy. The heroes have arrived.
Both: Ew!

Buffaloes and Beavers [3.06]

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Emily: I did send two emails and then a follow-up text to everyone with zero replies, but here I am, in person again, just to say I’m taking a personal day.
Patel: It kind of feels like this could’ve been an email, Emily.
Shred: Guys, this is Emily’s business, and therapy is a sign of strength, not weakness.
Emily: Thank you, Shred, but I’m not going to therapy.
Victoria: You don’t have to white knuckle it; we all need therapy.
Frank: Don’t listen to her. Keep stuffing it down, sister. It works.

Ducks and Penguins [3.07]

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Frank: 100 days, 6 hours, 44 minutes, 45 now, approximately. That's how long we've been chasing this oily flightless bird.
Frank: Damn. That was much better than sex.

Party Animals [3.08]

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Frank: 1, 2, 3.
Shred: Is that Alexander Skarsgård?
Emily: No, I get that all the time.
Frank: Okay, fine. Whatever.

Retrievers and Fruit Bats [3.09]

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Victoria: You’re only five minutes late.
Emily: Six, actually. I’m sorry I let you all down.
Victoria: Shouldn’t I do that? On account of me texting since I was seven and you wearing your cell phone on your belt up until last year?

Strays and Lovebirds [3.10]

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Frank: Where is he? We need eyes on him.
Frank: It's gotta be me. You've done too many times by him.

Season 4

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Cast

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