Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

American animated television show

Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog is an American animated series produced by DiC Animation City and Bohbot Entertainment that was based on the Sonic the Hedgehog video game series produced by Sega. Running from 1993 to 1996, 65 episodes and one special were produced for first-run syndication.

DialogueEdit

The Super Special Sonic Search and Smash SquadEdit

(Scratch and Grounder are hidden, on the point of setting up an ambush for Sonic and Tails.)
Scratch: I'm ready, are you ready?
Grounder: Ready! ... Um... Tell me what I'm ready for.
Scratch: Spring the trap!!
Grounder: I knew that! (springs the trap)

Dragon Breath: Hey, lady! Which way is the bounty hunters' convention? (Lady screams and runs away) Hmm! People aren't very friendly in this town. Guess I'll just have to find it myself. (walks through the wall)
(Sonic and Tails have been listening)
Tails: What's a bounty hunters' convention?
Sonic: A party for bad guys, Tails, and I'm gonna crash it!

Robotnik: I've called you all together because you're the worst assortment of low-life mercenaries I've ever made! You're mean! You're malicious! You're my kind of rotten! (Crowd cheers) Ever since I launched my genius plan to conquer the planet Mobius, one troublemaking teenager has made me tear every hair from my beautiful head! (takes out a remote control and presses a button, which causes a curtain behind him to open, revealing a photo of Sonic. The crowd boos in response.) You took the words right out of my mouth! I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!! (looms toward the camera, revealing the word 'HATE' written on his teeth, which promptly shatter) He ruins my schemes! (The crowd boos again, including Sonic, who has snuck inside.) He escapes my traps! (The crowd and Sonic boo again, with one spectator throwing a tomato at the Sonic photo behind Robotnik.) He helps nice people! (his head opens up, revealing a flag bearing the word 'Booo!' on it. The crowd and Sonic boo on this cue.) But no more, no more! I am hereby declaring Sonic the Hedgehog as Mobius' most wanted fugitive. (pushes a button that causes the word 'WANTED' to appears above the photo of Sonic's head) To ensure his immediate capture, I am offering you the biggest reward in bounty hunter history... (presses a button that makes the words 'REWARD 1,000,000,000!!' appear on the Sonic photo) ...1,000,000,000 Mobiums, alive or otherwise.
Sonic: Question from the crowd.
Robotnik: What is it?!
Sonic: I'm worth way more than that.
Robotnik: THERE HE IS! GET HIM! I WANT THAT HEDGEHOG!
Sonic Whoa!

(Robotnik pulls a green, orange, and blue lever, seemingly neglecting to pull a red one.)
Scratch: You forgot to pull this one! (pulls the red lever. Robotnik reacts negatively to this, his head turning into a steaming train whistle.)
Robotnik: D'oh! Dahhh, I didn't forget to pull that lever! I'm not SUPPOSED to pull that lever!
Scratch: How was I to know? I was just hatched!

Grounder: Sometimes I wish Dr. Robotnik hadn't made us so persistent.
Scratch: He made me persistent; he made you too dumb to quit.
Grounder: Was that an insult?!
Scratch: Just shoot or you're going to miss your chance!


Subterranean SonicEdit

Robotnik: He's out there still! Mocking me with his scurrilous speed! Standing between me and my dream of total domination of Mobius!
Scratch: [turns on the light] Are you talking about Sonic?
Robotnik: TURN OFF THAT LIGHT!!! Can't you see I'm brooding?
Scratch: Oh yeah, sorry. [turns it off again]
Robotnik: That's better. As I was saying, I hate that hedgehog! And I want him captured NOW!
Grounder: But how are we ever gonna find him?
Robotnik: My deluxe highly-calibrated Hedgehog-omitor has picked up his trail in the Marble Zone. You leave at first light! [presses a button, activating a springy platform that sends Scratch and Grounder soaring outside]
Scratch: BUT IT'S STILL–
Grounder: ...DARK OOOOOUT!!!
Robotnik: So? I'm a little impatient.

Tails: Look at this diamondius! Can I take it with us? Huh? Can I?
Spelunk: DROP IT, FOXY! [emerges out of the shadows]
Sonic: Hey, don't scare my pal like that! Who are–
Spelunk: This is my claim, and I'll ask the questions! And my question is: ya got any lasts requests, afore I let ya have it? [holds a match to a cannon]
Sonic: Yeah, two requests. Show us how to get out of here, and two dozen chili dogs, with extra onions and cheese, to go!
Spelunk: Chili dogs?! Forget it! Do ya know how much chili dogs cost?! Money don't grow on trees, ya know! You're just like the rest of them - want something of mine for nothing! I got a right mind to blast ya! [aims the cannon at Sonic and lights the fuse]
Sonic: In that case, gotta roll, troll! [speeds away]
Spelunk: STOP! Ya thievin', trespassin, lootin' no-good varmints!
Sonic: [runs back to him, annoyed] Hey, you've got us all wrong! We're freedom fighters!
Spelunk: Looks to me like you're freeloaders! And I don't give nothin' for free!

Robotnik: Shut your brass beaks, you chrome cluckers! Remember, you are my Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad! A TEAM! So stop this arguing immediately!

Sonic: You're making a big mistake, Spelunk! Haven't you ever heard of Dr. Robotnik? The nastiest villain in the history of Mobius?
Spelunk: Nope!
Sonic: Let me guess - you don't get out much, do you?
Spelunk: Nope!
Sonic: Don't you realize a terrible villain is about to destroy this entire place and steal everything you've got?!
Spelunk: Nope! Don't pay no nevermind to current events!
Sonic: Hmm. Maybe you should consider a career in politics.

[After stopping Robotnik, Scratch and Grounder from stealing Spelunk's treasure]
Spelunk: Good riddance to bad eggs! I never met such unpleasant, rotten, miserly, selfish jerks in my life!
Sonic and Tails: [eyeing him sternly] We have.
Sonic: But he got better.

Lovesick SonicEdit

Scratch: (interrogating Breezy) We have ways of making you talk, hedgehog!
Grounder: We do? What ways?
Scratch: Stupid! (smacks him)
Grounder: Oh, yeah! Right! We got stupid ways to make you talk! So start blabbin', missy!
Scratch: Tell us where we can find Sonic!
Breezie: I don't know where he is. I've never even met Sonic.
Sonic: (zooms in) You have now! (to Scratch and Grounder) Picking on a pretty lady? Don't you bots have any chivalry?
Scratch: No, but Grounder's got a real trick up his sleeve!
Grounder: (reveals a glue-gun) My new glue-gun. It'll paste your sneakers right to the pavement!
Scratch: Yeah, hedgehog! Stick around! Ba ha ha haaa! (Grounder squirts at a fleeing Sonic, missing him.) Hey, fast-draw? You MISSED! (smacks Grounder) Wait till Dr. Robotnik hears about this! Ba ha ha haaa!
Grounder: (aims at him) Not from you! I'll glue your yap shut!!

Rabbit Gardener: Congratulations. You have reached the Garden of the Mobisia Marvelosa Marigoldias.
Sonic: Whew... finally. I'm getting pooped.
Rabbit Gardener: Unfortunately, no one ever returns from here.
Sonic: And why not? (A streak of fire almost hits Sonic.) Yikes!
Rabbit Gardener: The fire dragon won't let 'em.

Robotnik: Who is this?! I can't talk now! I'm waiting for important news from the ice territory!
Polar Bear: Ah, listen up, your rottenness, Sonic was just here!
Robotnik: Haha, it's working! My sneaky, devious, underhanded scheme is working!
Scratch: Any sneaky, devious, underhanded scheme in particular?
Robotnik: Yes! My secret agent Breezie has got Sonic running in circles all over Mobius!
Scratch: Breezie is your secret agent?!
Robotnik: Of course!
Grounder: Then why'd you send us to capture her?
Robotnik: That was the sneaky part of my devious and underhanded scheme!
Scratch and Grounder: It was?
Robotnik: Yes, you dumbots! How else could I get Sonic to think Breezie is on his side?
Scratch: (after a brief silence) I knew it all the time!
Grounder: I knew it before you did!
Scratch: Great acting job I did when we captured her, huh?
Grounder: (sarcastically) Yeah, great acting. You almost had me thinking Robotnik put a brain in your head!
Robotnik: (punches Grounder, sending him flying into a wall) SILENCE!!!
Grounder: Yes, your miserableness.

Robotnik: [showing Scratch and Grounder a new machine] Well, gentlemen, how do you like it?
Grounder: Hmmm...
Scratch: Uhhh... We love it!
Grounder: Yeah, it's the best one we've ever seen!
Scratch: If we were gonna build ourselves, we'd make it exactly like that.
Grounder: Exactly!
Scratch: One question.
Robotnik: Yeeeees?
Scratch and Grounder: What is it?
Robotnik: [looks frustrated for a moment] It's my new Eggo-Matic-Tunnelizer and Town Terrorizer! [points down to a nearby village] See that lovely empty space in front of my fortress?
Scratch: Not exactly empty, your maliciousness.
Grounder: That's a whole village down there.
Robotnik: In 6 hours, that village will be gone!
Scratch: Gone?
Robotnik: Vanished! Destroyed! Obliterated! I'm flooding it! I'm going to tunnel down to the main Mobius reservoir, steal all its water, and turn that town into Lake Robotnik! (laughs evilly)
Grounder: Need any help?
Robotnik: NO!! I want you two to go and help Breezie eliminate Sonic! This is one time, I'm going to do some rottenness, and that hedgehog won't stop me!
Grounder: But what will happen to all the people?
Robotnik: In a word... they'll all be SUNK! (cackles menacingly)

Slowwww GoingEdit

Rocket: Save... us… Sonic!

Scratch: You are so dumb!
Grounder: What? What? What did I say?

Tails: I'm only 4 1/2 years old. I don't know how to write yet.
Rocket: I'm... older.
Tails: Really? What's your name?
Rocket: Rocket!
[Tails flies up to him.]
Tails: Hi, Rocket.
Rocket: I'm... the... fast... est... sloth.. .on... Mobius. Wanna... see? [grabs Tails and they drop out of the tree] See? Now... that's... fast!


The Robotnik ExpressEdit

(Grounder's phone begins to ring.)
Grounder: (whispering to Scratch) Psst, Scratch, it's the Robotnik Hotline.
Big Grizz: What you say? Duuuhh... what was dat?
Grounder: My tummy rumbling?
Big Grizz: That's da strangest tummy rumbling I ever hoid.
Scratch: Not really. It always sounds like that when Tails eats onion rings. (Grounder picks up the phone.)
Big Grizz: Onion rings?! Of course! How could I be so stupid?
Grounder: Oh, uhhh... beats me. (burps while still on the phone. Robotnik hears this at his Emporium)
Robotnik: For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!

Tails: (starts teasing Scratch and Grounder) Nyah, nyah! You can't catch me!
Grounder: Why not?!
Tails: You're slow, you're clumsy, you're stupid...
Scratch: Yeah, right! Let's get him anyway! (Scratch and Grounder try to catch Tails, only to run into a wall.)
Tails: But you run into walls real good!

High Stakes SonicEdit

Robotnik: How dare you interrupt me now!? I want my monument finished in time for Robotnik Day!
Grounder: Woo! I didn't know there was a Robotnik Day.
Robotnik: Of course there's a Robotnik Day! I just declared it one minute ago! In honor of myself!
Grounder: (He gets on the phone) Smiley! How dare you interrupt the great Doctor Robotnik on Robontik Day!
Robotnik: It's Smiley! Why didn't you say so, demented dumbot?(Robotnik yanks the phone from Grounder, which causes his torso to come off)
Grounder: Sometimes I just don't have the stomach for this job.
Robotnik: Smiley! Where's my next batch of monument workers?
Smiley: (cuts to Smiley) One more bet, and I would've had 'em, but they won! It was all because of-
Robotnik: (cuts to Robotnik) No excuses! You know how to cheat, so do it. I need workers to build my statue.
Smiley: (cuts to Smiley) Okay sir, but we're gonna need better facilities.
Robotnik: (cuts to Robotnik) Then you'll GET better facilities! (hangs up) Is my new Casino Night Zone ready?
Grounder: Uh, no...
Robotnik: No?! I spent over a million mobiums on that place! I made it a top priority! How can my new Casino Night Zone not be ready?
Grounder: Because it's locked and I have the key.
Robotnik: Well, then go open it, you nincombutt, you stupo-you miserable mess of microchips!
Grounder: I'm doing better, he didn't call me a hopeless hunk of junk.
Robotnik: And make it fast you hopeless hunk of junk!

Sonic: Oh, and tell Robotnik he has a crummy Casino. No chili dogs.
Scratch: Whoa!!! Its, its, its!..
Sonic: (as James Bond) Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Scratch and Grounder: (simultaneously) SONIC!?

Day Care woman: One million Mobiums please.
Tails: But I've only been here ten minutes!
Day Care woman: If you want to complain, take it up with the management.
Tails: I will!
Day Care woman: The Management is Doctor Robotnik!'
Tails: Oh, I won't...

Robotnik: You’ll be happy to know that a thousand Mobians have staked their freedom on your victory.
Sonic: It’s a safe bet, egg-belly !
Robotnik: Not for your little sidekick. Remember : if you win, he’s DOOMED.
Sonic: You don’t honestly expect your scumbot to beat me, do ya ?
Robotnik: Honestly ? Of course not. I never do anything honestly. You must throw the race ! Then those Mobians will be my slaves.
Sonic: I can't do that !
Robotnik: It’s the Mobians or Tails! You decide! (laughs evilly)

Robotnik : (repeatedly) YOU MUST LOSE THE RACE, LOSE THE RACE, LOSE THE RACE, LOSE THE RACE! MOBIUS OR TAILS, OR TAILS, OR TAILS, OR TAILS!
Grounder: That should stop it! (threw the stone down)
Sonic: I didn't mean, that the people can go too slow... (seeding the falling stone) YIKES!!! GAGA-GAAAAAHHH!!!

MacHopperEdit

MacHopper: I'm free!
Robotnik: Of course you're free! I never pay any of my minions.


Full Tilt TailsEdit

Robotnik: AHAHAHAHA! I really put one over on that rube! This sack of gold can finance a whole army of robots to trample Mobius into submission!
Scratch: You're my hero Dr Robotnik sir. You're rotten to the core, BAHAHAHA!
Robotnik: Thank you, and to show how much I appreciate you two numbskulls, I'm going to give you a tip.
Scratch: Wow, aha, great!
Grounder: Oh, boy, a tip!
Robotnik: The tip is: "always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded".
Scratch: I'll, uh, try to remember that.
Grounder: Yeah, me too, in case I ever get feet.
Robotnik: I bet this nugget alone is worth...[smells it]...hmmm? Strange. It smells like...chili beans. [eats it] It IS chili beans! STALE CHILI BEANS! Covered with gold paint!
Grounder: That was a pretty tricky hillbilly.
Robotnik: Coconuts!
Coconuts: [enters room] You want me, your putridness? You want me?
Robotnik: I was bamboozled by Sonic, and it's all your fault!
Coconuts: What are you talking about?! I wasn't even there!
Robotnik: Shut up! I'm the boss, I can blame whoever I want to! I am demoting you down to mop-up duty!
Coconuts: But, but, but, but, but,...[moans]...where do I start?
Robotnik: By standing on that X!
[Coconuts walks onto a trapdoor with an "X" on it. Robotnik pulls a lever that opens the trapdoor and Coconuts falls in.]
Robotnik: Ha!
Coconuts: NOT AGAIN!
Robotnik: If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get even with that scheme-stopping spine-headed hedgehog!

Tails: I'm NEVER in time for the fun stuff! Face it! I'm a slo-mo!
Sonic: Cheer up, kid. You're already the fastest two-tailed orange fox I know!

Close Encounter of the Sonic KindEdit











Spaceman SonicEdit

Scratch: (about the spaceship) Can we watch it blast off? Huh?
Robotnik: Watch it? You're flying it! You are now "Astro-bots." (puts a space helmet on Scratch's head)

[After Robotnik told Scratch and Grounder to increase their thrust to 32 million units]
Grounder: Did he say 32, or 42 units?
Scratch: Uh, 32, I think.
Grounder: Oh, well just to be safe, I'll try them both.
[The spaceship starts shaking]
Scratch: Grounder, stop that!
Grounder: Oh, all right!
[The spaceship suddenly stops]
Scratch: Oh, what did you do?
Grounder: Well, you told me to stop it.
Scratch: GRRRRR, Dimbot! Turn the power back on.
Grounder: I can't. [Shows a broken lever in his hand I broke the switch!
Scratch: D'oh, now you done it! We're drifting in the Star Light Zone! [The spaceship stops] It stopped! Now we'll never get back to Mobius!
Grounder: So? At least now Doctor Robotnik will not be able to fire me for breaking the switch.
Scratch: [realizes Grounder is right] Yeah! And the good part is, we're robots so we don't need oxygen!
Grounder: We don't?
Scratch: Nope. And when this spaceship runs out in a couple of hours, we won't even care! BWAHAHA!

Sonic: (dressed as a cop) Let me speak to the driver.
Grounder: I'm not driving. He is!
Scratch: No, I'm not!
Sonic: Driving without a driver? Now you're really in for it.

Grounder: (about the space monster) You know what Scratch? I think maybe he's a bit upset.
Scratch: Oh, that ugly mass of mucus doesn't scare me. [Grounder's phone starts ringing]
Grounder: Doctor Robotnik's calling!
Scratch Oh, now THAT scares me!
Robotnik: What happened up there, dumbots?!
Scratch: You tell him. Here!
Grounder: Oh no! I wouldn't think of taking your turn.
Robotnik [We see Robotnik in his base] Why is my precious rocket ship drifting off into deep space?! Why am I reaching you with the coordinates of the abandoned space station?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
Scratch [We get back to Scratch and Grounder] You take the first two questions, I'll answer the last three!

Tails' New HomeEdit

Robotnik: Sonic fell for it!, Tails is ours, I'll have to give myself a promotion!

Sonic: Oops! You're in trouble, Doctor.
Robotnik: I'm never in trouble, I make trouble!
Sonic: You spelled "kidnapped" with a "C." (revealing the word "Cidnapped")
Robotnik: So? When I take total control of Mobius, that's the way everyone will spell it!

Over the Hill HeroEdit

Robotnik: Failed again, did you?
Scratch: Why, no, your supreme awfulness, in fact we succeeded wonderfully!
Grounder: In a kind of negative way.
Robotnik: SILENCE! YOU DUMBBOTS WOULDN'T KNOW SUCCESS IF IT BIT YOU ON THE BUMPER!

Captain Rescue: Never fear! Captain Rescue is here!

Captain Rescue: I guess my sneeze-bomb catcher went a little off course!
Sonic: A little off course?! Are you a... (sneezes) ...schmo or what?

Scratch: Whoa! He's leading them right to the cliff!
Grounder: That's military intelligence for you!
(Sonic has forced the soldier robots to march with him and each fall off the cliff in tempo.)
Sonic: (salutes) Squad! Fall out!

Captain Rescue: (to Sonic angrily) Old-timer? OLD-TIMER?! Why I was saving Mobius from bad guys when you were still a hedgehoglet!
(He walks away sad.)
Tails: I think you hurt his feelings, Sonic.
Sonic: Well! Guys like him ought to know when to quit! Robotnik would eat him for lunch!


Robotnik: Sonic has interfered in my plans for the last time!

Trail of the Missing TailsEdit

Robotnik: Three separate traps, and NONE of them worked?!
Scratch: Well... not exactly, your supreme eggeness.
Coconuts: They worked just fine. Ye- yeah!
Grounder: Just not on Sonic...
Scratch and Grounder [they point at each other] It was his fault!
Coconuts: Yeah, their fault! [Coconuts points at both of them]
Robotnik: Shut up! All of you. You're all incompetent, and you stink of fish! I haven't SEEN such lunacy, since I banned my crazy cousin, Warpnik, to the Warp of Confusion. No more excuses! I want that heinous hedgehog hammered, and I mean now!

Warpnik: [laughs manaically] Yes-hehehehe, it was I who lured your fuzzy-friend, into a trap! (Warpnik proceeds to pull down a projection board. A countdown appear behind him) It was all part of my plan to escape, you see. (The countdown continues, until we see footage of Robotnik tossing him into the Warp of Confusion) My own dear cousin, Robotnik banished me here, years ago. (starts crying) He said I was a looney! (continues briefly crying) Me? Can you imagine that? (laughs) Besides, he didn't like all my fishey-wisheys! (He grabs a fish and starts kissing it)
Sonic: Oh get on with it, will ya? I still gotta scorch your scales, and rescue Tails.
Warpnik: (gives him a look) QUIET!! (stuffs the fish inside his ear) You're not going anywhere! You're my prisoner! When my cousin, Robotnik follows you here-
Robotnik: (offscreen) You'll what?! (Warpnik looks shocked. We see Robotnik at the entrance of the Warp of Confusion) I thought I was rid of you, you fish-fondling fruitcake! (He attempts to get down, but the entrance closes. He breaks out)
Warpnik: No! It is I who will be rid of YOU, you egg-sucking eccentric! (slaps Robotnik with fish, and they get into a fish fight)

[Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts are hiding behind some wreckage]
Scratch: (chuckles nervously) I think Doctor Robotnik has everything under control here.
Grounder: Ye-yeah. What's say we-uh, just go home?
Coconuts: Yeah, yeah yeah! (Warpniks gun makes a giant, orange monster) Like now!
[They attempt to run away, but Warpniks gun hits them, turning them all into giant monsters]
Scratch: On the other hand... [flexes]
Grounder: Yeah! Doctor Robotnik's pretty mean to us sometimes.
Coconuts: [Punches a podium with ease] Yeah. Yeah! Lets go teach him some manners! [The bots let out a battle cry, and walk to Robotnik, who is in the middle of a fish fish with Warpnik]
Robotnik: [notices the bots] Oh? WAAAAAAAAH! What? No! Get back! I, Robotnik, command you!
Grounder: Sorry, doc!
Scratch But youse had this coming a long time.
Coconuts: Yeah. Yeah! [The bots all raise their fists in the air. Robotnik and Warpnik run around in circles, but they get away. The bots end up hitting Warpnik's gun instead, which starts malfunctioning]
Coconuts: Uh oh...
Scratch: I think we laid an egg.

Boogey-ManiaEdit

(Sonic is having a tribute so Tails asks his friends to be at the hero of the year awards, Tails asks Professor Von Schlemmer to come.)
Professor Von Schlemmer: Of course, Professor Von Schlemmer is a brilliant scientist, he deserves a tribute and I always wanted to meet him.
Tails: You're Professor Von Schlemmer, remember?
Von Schlemmer: I am? That's wonderful, haha! Then I can be the one to introduce me to him.

(Scratch puts the lever on the machine)
Scratch: Look what I did, I got it finished. I'm Dr. Robotnik's favorite lackey. (Professor Von Schlemmer is shown up tied on a tree)
Von Schlemmer: Well, I'm his favorite victim.

Coconuts: As soon as I saw the dreamamajig, Dr. Robotnik, I knew you'd want to know about it!
Dr. Robotnik: Indeed! If I had the machine, I could terrorize all of Mobius!
Coconuts: I guess this means I finally get my promotion, huh?
Dr. Robotnik: (shoots out of his chair) Promotion?! What for?! You should have swiped the machine and brought it to me, you nincombot!
Coconuts: Bububu... (Dr. Robotnik gives him a mop and bucket)
Dr. Robotnik: I'm demoting you to scrub monkey, third class! Now go and mop up the dungeon! (Pulls a lever and Coconuts falls into the dungeon. Then the door opens and Scratch and Grounder fall through)
Dr. Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see?
Scratch: Not me! I didn't hear nothing about Von Schlemmer's dreamamajig!
Grounder: Er... me neither! Especially I didn't here the part about the clown!
Dr. Robotnik: Stop jabbering, you dingbots! I'm formulating a plan to take advantage of this unexpected turn of events!
Grounder: And the brilliant idea is, your sneakiness?
Scratch: It's a work of genius!
Dr. Robotnik: Idiots! I haven't thought of it yet, you boot-lickers!
Grounder: Ooh. But when you think of it...
Scratch: I know it will be marvelous!
Dr. Robotnik: That's true... Ahah! I have just come up with a magnificent scheme! (points at his feet) Now you may lick my boots! (Scratch and Grounder stick out their tongues in disgust)
Scratch: Urrgh.
Grounder: (disgusted) I hate his boots!

Best HedgehogEdit

Robotnik: If you bring Lucas and Sonic back to me, you can name your prize - anything!
Scratch: Your Egg-o-matic hovercraft?
Robotnik: Yes!
Scratch: This fortress?
Robotnik: Yes! I said ANYTHING!
Grounder: You mean, like, like that wrench set over there?
Robotnik: (groans) Even the wrench set!
Grounder: See ya! (Gets a wrench thrown on his caterpillar track and falls face forward on the floor) I can't move!
Scratch: What are you griping about? You wanted the wrench set, didn't you? (Runs away)

Lifestyles of Sick and TwistedEdit

Scratch: Dr. Robotnik!
Grounder: Throbbin Screech is on!
Scratch: It's showtime! Bahahaha!
Robotnik: SILENCE!! We're not watching his show; we hate his show!
Grounder: No we don't; it's our very favorite. (Scratch pounds him against the wall.) We'd rather watch reruns of Bart the Barfy Bumblebee any day.

Tails in ChargeEdit

Robotnik: I've really outdone myself this time! Remind me to award myself the Medal for Excellence in Supreme Rottenness.
Scratch: Uh, excuse me, your rotteness. Didn't you just give yourself that award last week?
Robotnik: Well, make up a better one then!

Robotnik: Have you captured Sonic yet?
Scratch: D'oh! Tell 'im we almost had him!
Grounder: Almost, sir!
Robotnik: ALMOST?!! What kind of nincompoops are you!?!
Grounder: Uh, what kind of nincompoops are we?
Scratch: Sir, I've got a foolproof plan! This time we'll get him... my way!
Robotnik: If you don't, I'll melt you down... MY way!

Grounder: Wait until we see what Dr. Robotnik gets me for bagging that hedgehog!
Scratch: You?! You couldn't bag groceries! Give him to me!

Tails: I gotta get Sonic!

Tails: Oh, no! Badniks! I gotta go!

Scratch: Come back!
Grounder: Yeah, runt! Come back here!

[Grounder stars operating the machine but Scratch bangs him on the arm.]

Scratch: Hey! Stop shooting! If you hit Sonic, you'll unfreeze him!
Grounder: Huh?

Scratch: Doh; for the 20th time, you serve Sonic the Chili Dog real slow, so I'll have plenty of time to zap him with the stopper zapper! You got it now?
Grounder: Um....
Scratch: Grounder, you're as dumb as a rock!
Grounder: Metamorphic, igneous, or sedimentary?
Scratch: Nicoratius! (Grabs a rock and hits Grounder)

Tails: Should've worn your seat belts, fellas.
Grounder: Oh, sorry, officer! We forgot!
Tails: Well, I'll give you 2, maybe 3 years in Mobius jail to think about it.
Scratch: Now hold on!
Tails: Driving over the speed limit inside a building? That's gonna cost you, too!
Grounder: Oh, no! How much for that?
Tails: 5, maybe 10 years?
[Scratch picks up Tails]
Grounder: Scratch! He's an officer!
Scratch: Ever see an officer with two tails? [reveals Tails]
Grounder: [gasp] The fox brat! I knew that!
Scratch: Did not! You don't know anything!(Sees that Tails got away) Hey come back here you dippy little mutt!!

Momma Robotnik ReturnsEdit

Judge: And who are you supposed to be? (One-shot line that has become a fad in YouTube Poop videos)

Sonic's SongEdit

Robotnik: I detest that Catty Carlyle! She's singing about Sonic! So I've invented this radio wave locator to find her and stop her! (Machine starts beeping) There! That's where the song is coming from!
Grounder: From this machine?
Robotnik: Nooo, imbecile! That flashing light shows where the song is being broadcast from! This is where the REBL radio station is!
Grounder: (reading the note Robotnik hands him) "Single 700-pound villain looking for suitable companion."
Robotnik: Whoops! Uh, wrong paper. Give me that!

Grounder: (while invading a radio station) Can I say hello to my mommy?
Scratch: D'oh, you don't have a mommy!

Mad Dog Max: Hey, Ro-Bros, chill out. Can't we rap about this?
Scratch: We don't do rap. We're metalheads!

[Grounder and Scratch walk into Robotnik's fortress after failing to stop Catty Carlyle]
Grounder: (whispering) We better apologize to Dr. Robotnik!
Scratch: No, let's just go to our rooms!
Robotnik: [grabs the two] Where do you dumb-bots think you're going?
Grounder: (whispering) Ah, busted!
Scratch: We thought you were sleeping, oh gluteus maximus!
Robotnik: How could I sleep when everyone on Mobius is singing that blasted "Sonic's Song"?! It must be stopped! I've got it, I'll put an end to all music on Mobius; no humming, no singing, and no radio. [A bird lands on the tree nearby and starts whistling Sonic's Song, while Robotnik loses his temper] Argh, and no whistling! You blasted... [Bird lays an egg which hits Robotnik in the face. He wipes his face on a curtain]
Scratch: Pardon me, your vileness, but theres egg on your face.
Robotnik: Not anymore there isn't. [pulls a rope. The curtain goes up, revealing a red robot] Boys, meet Music Destroyer Robot. He can pick up sounds for miles with his super sensitive ears and satellite dish. I built him to destroy all music, and capture anything that gets in his way.

[Robotnik paces back and forth, with his hands behind his back. Suddenly the Music Destroyer Robot breaks in with a screaming Catty Carlyle]
Catty Carlyle: LET ME GO! [This causes the Music Destroyer Robot to put his hands up to his head in pain]
Music Destroyer Robot: Ow ow ow ouch! That hurts my ears! [He drops Catty]
Robotnik: Well done, MD! Now go out and finish destroying all music!
Music Destroyer Robot: [puts on a top hat] Oh, it would be my pleasure! [dances out the way he came with a cane]
Robotnik: Oh? AUGH! [Catty attempts to do the same thing, but Robotnik grabs her] Well well, this is most fortunate. You are just the person I need right now!
Catty Carlyle: What for? [Robotnik drops Catty] OW!
Robotnik: Theres only room for ONE song on Mobius; mine! [walks to an organ and sits down] I've started a wonderful, inspirational song, and I want you to finish it. Listen. [plays] Robotnik, he is so cool! Hedgehog, he is a fool! Here, now play it! [tosses Catty a accordion]
Catty Carlyle: But I don't even play the accordion. [Robotnik growls in annoyance. Catty starts to play the accordion] Robotnik, he's a fool! Hedgehog, he is so cool! [This makes Robotnik more angry]
Robotnik: NO NO! You got it reversed! You can learn the proper words and write the rest of my song in a prison cell. Lock her up!

Robotnik: If that stubborn little songstress won't write me a song, I'll write my own song! [sings] I am the biggest villian in town! Okay boys, sing back-up again!
Scratch: (in the shadows) Do we have too?
Robotnik: SING! [plays the organ. A light shins on Scratch and Grounder who are wearing afros and tuxes]
Scratch and Grounder: He's a big big villian!
Robotnik: I am a genius, I have proof!
Scratch and Grounder: Yes, he's telling you the truth!
Robotnik: [stops playing the organ. He starts writing on a paper] Ooh! That's good.
Music Destroyer Robot: [appears out of nowhere] Master, I captured the hedgehog and fox and locked them up in the courtyard cell!
Robotnik: AAHHOOOWEEEE! Excellent, MD! I'm making you head of the S.S.S.S.S.S. Squad! Now go guard that hedgehog! And you two are demoted to permeant back-up singers.
Grounder: No, please Doctor Robotnik!
Scratch: Give us another chance, sir!
Robotnik: [singing] I am the mighty, mighty Robotnik! [scats]
Scratch and Grounder: [while crying] He is the mighty, mighty Robotnik! [scats]
Music Destroyer Robot: Should I stop it? No, of course not! It's definitely not music!

Catty Carlyle: [singing] Sonic the Hedgehog, you can't catch what you can't see!
Sonic the Hedgehog, he's gonna set Mobius free!
He's a teenage fugitive on the run, eating chili dogs just for fun!

Easy and FastEdit

Easy Eddie: Hey, this is fake money!
Robotnik: Of course, I'm a fake nice person. Throw him in the dungeon!
Easy Eddie: You'll pay for this! I can't stand dishonesty!

Robotnik: First, I place the Chaos Emerald in the activation altar. Then, I decide which part of Mobius I wish to sink into the sea, and then...
Sonic: Your old pal Sonic shows up and stops everything!
Robotnik: How did you find me you spiny spoil-sport?
Sonic: I figured Easy Eddie would bring you the ring, and once you had it, you couldn't wait to use it!
Robotnik: It's mine! Give it to me!
Sonic: No way Egg-belly, I'm taking this ring somewhere you'll never find it!
Robotnik: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

(After Sonic exchanges Easy Eddie for a rock, Scratch and Grounder bring it to Robotnik)
Robotnik: A rock?! You brought me a rock?! (Robotnik hurls the rock at Scratch, who quickly dodges)
Grounder: Um, it's a really nice rock, Dr. Robotnik!

Wes Weasley: It's great to be back palsy, but you didn't have to arrange an escort. A simple message to my fax machine would have worked fine.
Robotnik: And I'll deliver a simple message to your throat!
Wes Weasley: No need to be angry, I have decided to refund your money, you say the gravity stopper didn't work right?
Grounder: Oh no, it worked fine. It was the gravity-defying net that didn't work.
Wes Weasley: The net? Well, why didn't you say so? I don't cover the net, so, no refunding needed.
Robotnik: Cheater! Rapscalion! You've sold me countless traps, and none of them work!
Wes Weasley: Correction, Robotnik, it's your two stoogebots that don't work. My machines have worked as they are supposed to.
Robotnik: You have a point, Weasley.

The Magic HassleEdit

Robotnik: [to Wes Weasley] GET OUT OF MY LIFE!

ZoobotnikEdit

[Robotnik is playing with a rubber crocodile in a bath until Coconuts appears unannounced]
Robotnik: You lame-brained knuckle-dragging dolt! How dare you interrupt me when I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!
Coconuts: Oh, but I only wanted to tell you I saw one of those F.O.U.s! I mean, C.I.A.s! Uh, C.O.D.s? I mean--
Robotnik: Get to the point, or your name will be M-U-D!
Coconuts: I got it! I got it! I saw a U.F.O.!

CoachnikEdit

Coachnik: See what happened? You X's lost track of the O, because of all these other O's!
Scratch and Grounder: Oh!

Robotnik: I see that Sonic did some training of his own!
Coachnik: Don't worry Doctor, it's still early in the season. We'll be ready next time.
Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts: What? Next time? (mumbles)
Robotnik: Next time, my foot!

Robotnik: You dolt, you're just lucky the Coachnik thinks we need you!
Coconuts: This is not what I call lucky!

Coachnik: Hey! You in the truck! Come back with the rest of my player!

Scratch: But I can fly. I'm the Swan Queen! HAHAHAHA!
Robotnik: COACHNIK! You're wrecking these robots faster than I'm able to fix them!

Grounder: Dr. Robotnik, What happened to Coachnik?
Robotnik: I gave him the boot! That's what!
Coachnik: We'll see who gives who the boot! (The Coachnik's foot gets up and starts booting Robotnik)
Robotnik: Hey! What gives?
Coachnik: My foot!
Robotnik: Penalty! Call the referee! Somebody find his off switch! TIME OUT!

RobolympicsEdit


Robotnik: (self-narrating) If Dr. Robotnik can sink this final putt, he'll win the Mobius tournament of champions and win the grand prize of the dictatorship of the universe!
Scratch & Grounder: DR. ROBOTNIK! (Robotnik hits his golf ball too hard and it bounces around the room wildly until it bounces off Scratch and Grounders heads and into Robotnick's mouth. He then spits it into the hole)
Grounder: Ooh, nice putt.
Robotnik: Thanks, and now I've got a nice putter for you two! (Robotnik wraps the putter around Scratch and Grounder's necks) What's so important that you had to ruin my golf game?

Scratch: Look how shiny my key is!
Grounder: My key is shinier!

Musta Been a Beautiful BabyEdit


Scratch: I have told you once, I have told you 1,000 times...
Tails: (as a baby) Goo Goo Poo Poo.
Scratch: (confused) "Goo Goo Poo Poo"?
Grounder: No, you never said that!

Hedgehog of The Hound TableEdit

Robotnik: (in possession of the Chaos Emerald of Invincibility) Hahahahahaha! I love being invincible!
Scratch: Personally, we could live without it.
Robotnik: Before I go back in time to get the next Chaos Emerald, I think I'll humiliate Sonic before the entire kingdom. I can't wait to see the look on that hedgehog's face when I tell him... HE'S GONE?!?
Scratch: I don't think you have to tell him he's gone, your slowness! I think he knows! Bahahahaa!

Sonic the MatchmakerEdit

Grounder (his arm-cannon blown to pieces) Noooo! MAMAAA!!
Scratch: Oh, you don't have a mama, stupid!
Grounder: But I want a mamaaa!!!

Scratch: She's beauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-tiful, Doctor!
Grounder: Yeah, she's got really big--
Scratch: Hair!

(Robotnik Jr. is feeling sad after being rejected by Breezie)
Tails: Hey, Junior. Why are you looking so sad?
Junior: I just met the coolest robot girl.
Tails: You mean Breezie?
Junior: Yeah. But she likes Sonic, not me. Look.
Breezie: (laying down with Sonic) Oh, Sonic. I don't know what I would've done without you. You're so brave.
Sonic: Well, it's just your average hedgehog heroics.
Tails: Don't worry about it, Junior. Sonic only thinks of Breezie as a friend.
Junior: (implying that Breezie is in love with Sonic) But that's not the way she thinks of him. She'll never like me as much as Sonic.

Robotnik's RivalEdit

[Quark and Robotnik's ships have just fell to pieces after both unsuccessfully tried to capture Sonic and Tails]
Robotnik: You idiot! I would've captured that hedgehog if it wasn't for you! Whoever you are!
[Quark pops out]
Quark: If it wasn't for you, you ridiculous fool, I would've gotten rid of that hedgehog!
Robotnik: Ridiculous?! What business is it of yours, anyway?
Quark: [pulls out crown and puts it on his head] Why, I plan to take over the entire planet of Mobius, and declare myself absolute ruler, of course!
Robotnik:Of course. Now, about this, uh, uh...[indistinct mumbling]...WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Quark: [pulls out poster] And when I'm through with this miserable planet, I'm building it a shrine to me, Brandon Quark, M.D., Ph. D., C.E.G.!
Scratch: What does C.E.G. stand for?
Quark: Crazy Evil Genius, natch.
[Robotnik grabs the poster and tears it up.]
Robotnik Well, it just so happens that I'm taking over Mobius, and making it a shrine to me, Quack!
Quark: That's Quark, egg boy! [jumps out on Robotnik's belly] And I've never seen anything as preposterous as you!
Robotnik: Check a mirror, duck butt!
Quark: Okay! So I had a little lab accident with a duck! But it's all just water...
Robotnik: ...Off a duck's back! [pushes Quark off] With my scientific genius, you haven't got a chance!
Quark: [looking at Scratch and Grounder] You call those wind-up toys scientific genius?! Get a load of this, egg boy!
[Quark presses a button that summons his robot, D.U.F.U.S.]
D.U.F.U.S.: You summoned me, Dr. Quark?
Quark: This is a D.U.F.U.S, Designed Unit Flexible Underling Substitute, the most powerful weapon on the planet! And now for a little demo, Robotnik!
D.U.F.U.S.: I am a prototype D.U.F.U.S., capable of 2,486 offensive modes!
[D.U.F.U.S. changes from several of his offensive modes to other modes and finally to a cannon as he speaks. His release of a big cork finds its way into Robotnik. Robotnik spits out the cork.]
Robotnik: This planet isn't big enough for the both of us!
Quark: Your belt isn't big enough for you! [He pulls out a pair of scissors and cuts Robotnik's belt, revealing his underwear. Robotnik, in embarrassment, pulls up his pants.]
Robotnik: Look who's quacking!
Quark: I'M NOT A DUCK! I'M NOT A DUCK! I'M NOT A DUCK! [pause] I propose a contest. Whichever of us captures Sonic the Hedgehog shall have sole dominion over Mobius!
Robotnik: You got it! There's nothing like a fair fight.
[camera fades out, then fades in with Robotnik and Quark talking to themselves]
Quark and Robotnik: [to themselves] And this will be nothing like a fair fight! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Scratch: Okay, you better tell us what your plan is.
Grounder: Yeah, so we can stop...
[Scratch hits Grounder on the head]
Scratch: Actually, we were just curious!
Sonic: Well, it's too late, boys! We already escaped.
Scratch: Well, thanks anyway. [goes into wild take] YOU WHAT?!
Tails: We're just holo, uh, holo...
Sonic: Holographic projections. 3-D movies. We skipped town an hour ago!
Scratch: I don't believe it!
Grounder: Yeah! If you were just holo, uh, holo, uh, pictures, could I do this to you?
[Grounder grabs Sonic and Tails and throws them at the window. Sonic grabs the bars.]
Sonic: No! And thanks! Gotta run, hon! [spins and breaks the bars]
Tails: So long, battery brain! [flies off]
Scratch: [to Grounder] YOU DID IT AGAIN!
Grounder: Yeah, but you gotta admit it was a great plan! And now we know what it is!

Scratch: If they escape, you know who'll get blamed!
[Scratch and Grounder point to each other]
Scratch and Grounder: YOU!

[D.U.F.U.S. enters the prison hall scanning while Scratch and Grounder are playing tic-tac-toe.]
Scratch: Oh, I gotcha now!
D.U.F.U.S.: Where are the prisoners?
Scratch: Oh, er, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, they're still in there!
Grounder: No, they're not! They...
[Scratch grabs Grounder's tongue and ties it into a knot so that Grounder can't speak for five seconds.]
D.U.F.U.S.: That is improbable! My sensors cannot sense them!
Scratch: Well, open the door and see! [D.U.F.U.S. opens the cell door and looks in.] Oh, no! YOU let them out! Look! The cell is empty!
[Grounder chuckles]
D.U.F.U.S.: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? I refused that! I have committed an error! That is impossible!
Robotnik: The hedgehog is ours! What a team we make! Robotnik and Quark!
Quark: That's Quark and Robotnik!
Robotnik: Join me for a little gloating in Sonic's cell?
Quark: I'm inviting you to join me! [towards cell] D.U.F.U.S.! Are you there?
[inside cell]
D.U.F.U.S.: What shall I do? It's Dr. Quark!
Grounder: Lie!
D.U.F.U.S.: That is against my programming! My circuits are hurting!
Scratch: Well, once Dr. Robotnik and Quark see what YOU did, your circuits will be hurting even more!

Quark: Not performance my solar breath brings Sonic the Hedgehog dip!
Sonic: Sounds like a great party!
Tails: I'll bring the dip!
Quark: You are the DIP!
[Quark fires the solar to melt rocks and rushes Sonic from fired assaults]
Robotnik: Careful! If the solar ray touches my Darkinator, There's no telling-
[Quark fires instantly and destroys the Darkinator, making it explode]
Robotnik: [weakly] What might happen...!
D.U.F.U.S.: This failure was probable to a factor of 245,764 to 1.
Quark: Oh, can it!
D.U.F.U.S.: Of course, the mathematical probability can be altered; if you are to combine forces, the success slash failure ratio, is 4062 to 1.
Quark: Combined forces, for faster as idea!
Robotnik: That's so idea! I like it!

Robotnik: [has stopped his large tank] Why that ego-maniac! [spots sign] "Welcome to Quark Land?" [he, Scratch, and Grounder walk over to Sonic and Tails, disguised as soldiers]
Sonic: Welcome to Quark Land. You have obviously arrived to enlist in the glorious war against the inferior Robotnik. Hail Quark!
Tails: Hail Quark!
Grounder: Hail Quar... [Scratch bonks him on the head] ...OW!
Robotnik: That's it! This time he's gone too far! It's duck-hunting season, boys!

Robotnik:
Both: We hate that hedgehog!

Untouchable SonicEdit

Grounder: Who?
Scratch: Bert Who!
Grounder: Bert Who?
Robotnik: You got it!
Grounder: Oh, I got it! Bert You Got It!

[Sonic is dressed up as an older woman and he's just reached Robotnik's tank]
Sonic: [in womanly voice] There you are, young man! Your mother told me I could find you here!
Robotnik: My mother?!
Sonic: Yeah! She wanted to know how you were doing on capturing that pesky hedgehog!
[Robotnik begins to stutter]
Sonic: No excuses! If you haven't captured him yet, I'll have to report to her immediately! [walks over to telephone and picks it up] Momma Robotnik, please. [messes up wiring in the tank]
Robotnik: Please! No! Don't call her now! I'll do anything!
Sonic: Young man! Are you offering me a bribe if I don't report to your mother?
Robotnik: Yes!
Sonic: I'll take it!

Grounder the GeniusEdit

Tails: Hi, Hacker. Whatcha doin'?
Hacker: Hiya, Tails. [to Sonic] Sonic, just taking a peak at someone's program.
Tails: You mean you can get into someone else's computer?
Hacker: They haven't made the system I can't crack!
Sonic: So what are we waiting for? Get crackin'!

Hacker: Almost done!
Grounder: Ha, ha! You're not done! You're done for!

Mad Mike, Da Bear WarriorEdit

[Sonic has just finished altering Robotnik's giant statue]
Sonic: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...[in bear voice]...da bears!
[crowd cheers]

Attack on Pinball FortressEdit

Sgt. Doberman: 50 mile run through the swamp, soldier! MOVE!
Trooper: Aw, gee, Sgt. Doberman!
[Robotnik's stupidity ray, attempting to hit Sonic, hits the trooper instead.]
Trooper: Oh, yes, sir! Great idea, sir! This'll be fun!

Sgt. Doberman: [thinking] Hmmm. A new stupidity ray. I could create a whole planet of my kind of soldiers!
Wes Weasley: [thinking also] Hmmm. A new stupidity ray! I could create a whole planet of suckers!
Sgt. Doberman: I volunteer to join the mission! With my military experience, we will be certain to beat the pinball fortress!
Wes Weasley: No! I volunteer! My company sold Robotnik most of the traps in the fortress! I know how to get through them!
Sgt. Doberman: Get lost, snake oil! We don't need you!
Wes Weasley: What we don't need is a throat-necked grunthead!
Sgt. Doberman: Oh, yeah?
Wes Weasley: Yeah!
[the two begin fighting again]
Tails: What do you think, Sonic?
Sonic: I think, between Robotnik and these guys, we're all in big trouble!

Sonic BreakoutEdit

Robotnik: (After noticing that Sonic was outside his window) THE HEDGEHOG'S RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!!! SSSSSS Squad! Arrest him!

Sketch Lampoon: If it cracks me up, it ought to be in Crack-Ups!


Robotnik: Get in there! You’ve interfered with my plans for the last time! Halt to your pose! I have piles of evil to perform now that Sonic’s out of the way starting with...
Sketch Lampoon: Sonic! Boy, am I glad to see you?
Sonic: Why? Because your cell is crumbling all around you?
Sketch Lampoon: No. Because if I had to draw one more panel of Robotnik's life story, I'd have gone cuckoo! (Sonic rushes with him and Tails out of the crumbling prison complex.) But now I'm free to work on "Humpty Dumpty 2", and I'm going to make Robotnik look really stupid!
(The three have made it outside as the prison complex explodes.)
Sonic: Actually, Mr. Lampoon, I don't think you can make Robotnik look any stupider than he already is!
(All three laugh as Robotnik starts crying.)
Robotnik: HELP! HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP! (cries some more) I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

Christmas Special: Sonic's Christmas BlastEdit

Robotnik: Merry Christmas to me! Merry Christmas to me! Ah, happiness is much more enjoyable when it's based off the misery of millions.

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