The Adventures of Chico and Guapo
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The Adventures of Chico and Guapo (2006) is an animated series that follows the misadventures of two interns trying to get ahead in the music business.
- Latrina Aquinetta: Thank you! I’m gon’ put the mackdown in smackdown! I’m so bad I’z smacks myself!
- Chico: Hello, he aint in love with you!
- Concepcion: Oh yea he is! He come by and try to get close to me, and touch my cucho, lick my toe-toe, rub my bolo!
- Chico: We killed him! What are we gonna do now?
- Guapo: No, you killed him, you’re going to jail!
- Chico: Oh no, my grandma is gonna kill me if I go to jail!"
- Hank: Count Chocula and Donnie Osmand? I see what you’re goin’ for but white people are suspicious and easily spooked.
- Duck: Affleck! Affleck!
- Chico: Shut up Ben! You’re movies aint that good anyway!
- Concepcion: I turn Shanekwa’s head around like the girl in the exorcist…or in Scary Movie 2.
- Mr. Angelo: I am not wasting my hard earned money just to make white people feel better about themselves.
- Guapo: Hurry up! Help me put the hippo in the closet!
- Chico: Guapo look at that - pretend lesbians.
- Guapo: I don’t care if they’re pretending or not, they’re all the same to me.