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Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

1948 film directed by Charles Barton

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein is a 1948 film about two men meeting three monsters.

Jeepers! The creepers are after Bud and Lou!
Directed by Charles Barton. Written by Robert Lees.
The LAUGHS are MONSTERous! Bud and Lou are in a stew when they tangle with the TITANS of TERROR! (taglines)

Wilbur Grey edit

  • [to Frankenstein's Monster] Don't let em' do it to you, Frankie. It's a bad deal. I've had this brain for 30 years and it ain't worked right yet!

Dialogue edit

Wilbur Grey: That's gonna cost you overtime because I'm a union man and I work only sixteen hours a day.
McDougal: A union man only works eight hours a day.
Wilbur Grey : I belong to two unions.
Chick Young: I don't get it. Out of all the guys around here, that classy dish has to pick out a guy like you.
Wilbur Grey: What's wrong with that?
Chick Young: Go look at yourself in the mirror sometime.
Wilbur Grey : Why should I hurt my own feelings?
Wilbur Grey: Mr. Talbot, and I thought you were such a nice man too. Look at you, you're a mess.
Larry Talbot: Last night I went through another one of my horrible experiences. Many years ago I was bitten by a werewolf. Now, whenever the full moon rises I turn into a wolf myself.
Wilbur Grey : Oh pal. That's all right; I'm sort of a wolf myself.
Chick Young: Professor Stevens, do you understand women?
Professor Stevens: I don't even try.
Larry Talbot: I know you'll think I'm crazy, but... in a half-an-hour the moon will rise and I'll turn into a wolf.
Wilbur Grey: You and 20 million other guys!
Wilbur Grey: Hey Chick, do you know what happens when you meet Dracula in the woods?
Chick Young: I'll bite.
Wilbur Grey: Uh-uh. You gotta stand in line!

Taglines edit

  • Jeepers! The creepers are after Bud and Lou!
  • More howls than you can shake a shiver at!!!

Cast edit

External links edit

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