Aaahh!!! Real Monsters

Aaahh!!! Real Monsters is an American animated horror television series about adolescent monsters in training. The show focuses on three young monsters — Ickis, Oblina and Krumm — who attend an institute for monsters under a city dump and learn to frighten humans. Many of the episodes revolve around them making it to the surface in order to perform "scares" as class assignments.

Season 1, Episode 1 "The Switching Hour"

The Gromble: The results of last week's mid-terms are in, and you pus-mongers have really let me down this time! How hard could it be to scare the pants off an eight year-old? (pulls out pink pants with flowers) THIS WAS ALL YOU CAME UP WITH?!?!

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The Gromble: I'll handle the discipline with one of three choices: Something Bad, Something Really Bad, or You Don't Want to Know!

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[After Krumm scared the Trick-or-treaters by showing them his eyes]:

Krumm: What? They're just eyeballs.

Season 1, Episode 7, part A "Old Monster"

Ickis: All those stories he told were really great, are they all true?

The Gromble: Of course they were all true. Great monsters never lie.

Ickis: Even the one about the shoe store?

The Gromble: NO!

Ickis: But you just said...

[The Gromble glares. Ickis laughs nervously.]

Ickis: Well, maybe he, exaggerated a little...

Season 2, Episode 1 part A "Spontaneously Combustible"

The Gromble: Do you know what we call those who are afraid of that which they don't understand?! [Screaming at students angrily]

Oblina: Humans. [Said with disgust in her voice]

Season 2, Episode 1 part B "Curse of Katana"

[Krumm's fake eyes didn't work on the Viewfinder]

Ickis: Do you think we fooled him?

[The Gromble glares at this]

Oblina: I think we are going to have to get Krumm's *eyes*!

Season 2, Episode 3 part B "Krumm Gets the Dreaded Nolox"

[Krumm eats an old wind-up toy.]

Toy: The cow goes "moo". The duck goes "quack". The politician goes "I don't recall".

Season 3, Episode 12 part A "Wake Me When It's Over

Krumm: (repeated line) I think we need a new plan.

Season 4, Episode 13 part B "Rookie Monsters"

Krumm, Ickis, Oblina (stacking hands) Together forever!

Cast

• Charlie Adler - Ickis / Sumblina
• Christine Cavanaugh - Oblina
• David Eccles - Krumm / The Snorch / Horvak
• Gregg Berger - The Gromble
• Tim Curry - Zimbo
• Jim Belushi - Simon the Monster Hunter
• Billy Vera - Slickis
• Andrea Martin - Mama Gromble
• Marvin Kaplan - Skeetch
• Stephen Hartman - Nicky
• Michael Prince - Shroink
• Cynthia Mann - Dizzle

External links

• Aaahh!!! Real Monsters quotes at the Internet Movie Database