A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

Directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson. Written by Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg.

Christmas comes prematurely

Harold Lee edit

[Upon being asked to go to a Christmas Eve party] No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high.
Uh, miss, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let you rape my friend on Christmas Eve.
[Adrian: Also, I told her you work for the White House.] Yeah, like anyone's gonna believe that.

[From trailer]

Jesus: Neil Patrick Harris! Welcome to Heaven! I'm Jesus.

Neil Patrick Harris: Jesus?

Jesus: [Holds up crucifix around his neck] Christ. I practically run this place.

Neil Patrick Harris: Oh, for reals?

Jesus: Well, my dad owns it, but I sort of–

Neil Patrick Harris: Ha-ha, you're one of those.

Harold: You still haven't explained the gay thing.

Kumar: You're not gay, motherfucker!

Harold: At all.

Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.

Kumar: What? Clay Aiken's not gay?

Neil Patrick Harris: Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.

Kenneth Park: This is a Sharp 52" Aquos Quattron TV with state-of-the-art 3D technology that makes Avatar look Avatar-ded.

Harold: I don't know. Hasn't the whole 3D thing jumped shark by now?

Kenneth Park: Mr. Lee, you don't understand. This is the best 3D you've ever seen. It's gonna be amazing!

[Kenneth gives two thumbs up to the audience].

Harold: Who are you looking at?

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