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A Goofy Movie

1995 animated film directed by Kevin Lima

A Goofy Movie is a 1995 animated film made by The Walt Disney Company; it features the characters Goofy and Max from the television series Goof Troop as they go on a road trip and work out their difficult father-son relationship.

Directed by Kevin Lima. Written by Jymn Magon, Brian Pimental and Chris Matheson.
It's Goofy and Max...in their first full-length animated feature!

Goofy

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  • Goodbye, house! Goodbye, mailbox! [backs up and destroys his fence] Goodbye, pile o' broken wood!
  • Behold, the legendary Bigfoot!
  • Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right? [angered at Max for lying to him and taking advantage of his trust]

Max

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  • I can't believe i did that! She finally says "hi" to me, and what do I do?! I choke! Argh! "A-hyuck!" Like a big spaz!
  • I think I'm gonna be sick.
  • Uh, D-- D-Dad? IT'S BIGFOOT!

Others

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  • Bobby: [shows Max his "cheesy" model of the Leaning Tower of Pisa] Max, look! It's the Leaning Tower of Cheeza!
  • Peg Leg Pete: What's the idea?! [sees Max and Goofy being chased by Bigfoot alarmed] BIGFOOT!

Dialogue

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Goofy: Garsh, Pete. You sure are good with kids.
Peg Leg Pete: Oh, yeah. Well, they love me. Why, P.J., he's been begging me to take him on vacation this summer.
Goofy: Really? Where ya goin'?
Peg Leg Pete: Campin'! Nothin' like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between a father and his son.
Goofy: Oh, Max would never go for anything like that.
Peg Leg Pete: I don't know, Goof. Somethin's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents. For all you know, he's runnin' around with some gang and stealin' stuff and causin' riots, and--
Goofy: Oh, Max is a good kid. He'd never get mixed up in somethin' like that.
Goofy: [hands Max his discarded possum hat] Hey, you dropped your hat.
Max: [loses his temper] DAAAGH! This is the stupidest vacation! You drag me from home, you jam me in this dumb car, [rolls down his window] then drive a million miles away to see some stupid rat show! [angrily tosses his hat out the window] Call me when the trip's over.
[Discussing Max's alleged trip to the Powerline concert]
P.J.: You're gonna be famous, buddy. 'Specially with Roxanne.
Max: There's just one person who doesn't know about this, Peej.
P.J.: Who?
Max: My dad.
[Goofy is angered with Max for changing directions to the Powerline concert]
Max: Uh...how about a song, Dad? [pause] Uh...a game? A game. Yeah! Yeah, a game. Okay. Uh...a man or woman? [pause] A man? Man, okay. Uh...Walt Disney! [an enraged Goofy applied his brakes to the Grand Canyon view, Goofy unbuckles himself, storms out of the car and angrily sulks himself at the view. He sighs, gets out of the car and heads to his Dad] Dad, listen, about my directions... [Goofy turns his back to him] Will you listen to me? I've gotta tell you something, Dad.
Goofy: Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?
Max: Forget it.
[Max and Goofy chase their runaway car]
Max: You should've put the brake on! [pulls his father into the car]
Goofy: Why don't you just put it on yourself? [pulls the brake, but it suddenly breaks off]
Max: See? You ruin everything!
Goofy: Well, you ruined the vacation!
Max: I ruined it?! [the car goes crashing from one rock pillar to another] I never...wanted to go...on this stupid...VACATIO-O-O-O-O-ON!
[The car splashes into the river]
[The car has landed in the stream with the Goofs inside]
Max: Now look where you got us, Dad!
Goofy: Where I got us?!
Max: You should've let me stay at home!
Goofy: Why? So you'd end up in prison?
Max: Prison?! What are you talking about?!
Goofy: Your principal called me!
Max: It's not what you think, Dad!
Goofy: You even lied to me!
Max: I had to! You were ruining my life!
Goofy: I was only tryin' to take my boy fishin', okay?!
Max: I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad! I'm grown up! I've got my own life now!
Goofy: I know that! I just wanted to be part of it. [calmer] You're my son, Max. No matter how big ya get, you'll always be my son.

Cast

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