Twisted Metal III
1998 video game
Twisted Metal III is a 1998 vehicular combat game for the PlayStation.
Calypso
edit- I am Calypso. Each year, I gather the twelve worthiest drivers to face off in the Twisted Metal competition. They must face each other -- and some of my friends -- to claim the ultimate prize. I grant a single wish; whatever the winner asks for. To the losers? DEATH! Welcome to Twisted Metal!
- Your wish is granted.
- I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.
- Damien. Your wish is to have a barbeque with all your friends?
- Too bad YOU'RE on the menu, too!
- Granny Dread. Your wish is to stay home and watch your daytime TV?
- Too bad you can't change the channel.
- So, Outlaw. Your wish is for a clean, safe world for everyone to live in."
- Too bad. The streets are safe... and you're out of a job.
- Roadkill. You wish for solitude, among the pines, away from the crazy world I've turned this planet into?
- So now you're alone, among the pines... Whispering Pines!
- So, Spectre. You want to be famous, and on TV all the time?
- Now you're a big star.... on TV all the time!
- So, Auger. Your wish is for people to see your inner child?
- Now we can see your SENSITIVE side!
- Thumper. So, your wish is to forever hang with your homies?
- Hang in there, kid! There's always next year's Twisted Metal competition!
- So, Warthog. Last time, you wished for the body of a 20-year-old. This time, you want the head to match?
- That's a nice head you have there, Warthog.
- Axel. Last time, you wanted to escape the torment of your machine. Now, your wish is to become one complete machine?
- Don't worry, Axel. Time flies when you're having fun.
- So, Club Kid. You want to party all night long? Very well.
- Too bad the rave's in Alaska, where the nights are eight months long!
- So, Sweet Tooth. Your wish is to eat all the candy and ice cream you want?
- You should have brushed between snacks!
- Minion. You want to spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
- Welcome... to Hell, Michigan! Population: 352. Wait... 353.
- So, Flower Power. Your wish is for the world to be...covered in flowers?
- I picked my favorites. Aren't they beautiful?
- Mr. Grimm. You've snatched every soul on the planet but mine. Now you want MY soul? Your WISH is granted!