Totally Spies!

French and Canadian animated television series

Totally Spies! is an animated television series that focuses on three teenage girls in Beverly Hills, California, who work as undercover super agents.

Season 1 edit

A Thing for Musicians [1.1] edit

Clover: So, Sammy, any chance I could borrow your cashmere belly sweater tomorrow?
Sam: Sure, that's what best friends are for, Clover.
Alex: What about me?
Clover: Don't be crazy, Alex. We can't possibly wear Sam's sweater at the same time.

The New Jerry [1.2] edit

Clover: Jerry, you've got to help us...
Jerry: [on recording] Sorry, Clover, I can't help you. I'm retired!
Clover: Très uncouth! I mean, I don't care if he is retired, this is an emergency!

Get Away [1.3] edit

Alex: Corey, I have a confession! I never surfed anything bigger than a 35 foot wave!
Corey: [shouting] OK! Hold on, Alex!
Alex: [off-screen] Sammy! Clover! Help!

Stuck in the Middle Ages with You [1.4] edit

Sam: You'd think she'd be over kings by now.
Alex: Who knows, Sammy? They say third time's a charm.

Child's Play [1.5] edit

Alex: Sammy, stop! Sammy!
Clover: Simon says stop, Sam!

The Eraser [1.6] edit

The Fugitives [1.7] edit

Jerry: Girls, it's OK. We realize that you were only trying to clear your names.
Clover: Oh, I guess we're lucky you figured it out before you gave us lobotomies.

Abductions [1.8] edit

Clover: [teary-eyed] Oh, Sammy! I'm so sorry I called you a thief and a traitor.
Sam: No, no. I'm the one who should be sorry. I never should have accepted the role of Cosette.

Model Citizens [1.9] edit

Spy Gladiators [1.10] edit

Silicon Valley Girls [1.11] edit

CHAD: You've been a bad boy, coach! Time for your punishment!

Queen for a Day [1.12] edit

Sam: I was thinking one of us should pose as Tassara while the other two pose as servants and thwart any kidnapping attempts. What do you think, Clover?
Clover: I think it's a great idea, Sammy. And of course, I'll play the role of the Queen. Now that I get to be a REAL queen, a fake real one at least. I could care less about being a dumb high school homecoming queen. Ah, I wonder what my first queenly duty should be.

Shrinking [1.13] edit

Aliens [1.14] edit

Wild Style [1.15] edit

The Black Widows [1.16] edit

Alex: What are we gonna do, Sammy? Mandy's got those two brainiacs and that yoga guy.

Sam: Please don't tell me you're serious.
Clover: Of course I'm serious, Sammy! I LOVE cheerleading!

Spy vs. Spy [1.17] edit

Jerry: Can I convince you girls to stay with WOOHP?
Pam: Sorry, Jerry. We've had enough WOOHP adventures for one lifetime.

Clover: Sammy, tell me again why we're going to some lame seminar while those spy wannabes are stealing our jobs!
Alex: Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.

Evil Boyfriend [1.18] edit

Sam: Here's to never letting anything get in the way of our friendship again.
Clover: Especially not a boy.
Alex: From now on, it's all about togetherness.

Game Girls [1.19] edit

A Spy is Born [1.20] edit

Passion Patties [1.21] edit

Clover: Well, after being a large size everything, I decided having a big hat size is no big deal. It's best being happy with whatever size you are.

Soul Collector [1.22] edit

Clover: [as Alex, Clover and Sam are tied up, about to be zapped by an aging ray] We have got to get out of here. I am too young to be old.

Malled [1.23] edit

Security Guard: Nice try, lady. I hereby assign you to 2 weeks on the store’s cleaning crew.
Mandy: Cleaning crew?! I have never cleaned anything in my entire life! Can’t I just hire someone to do the cleaning for me?
Clover: While you’re cleaning the mall, why don’t you take this opportunity to clean up your act?

Do You Believe in Magic? [1.24] edit

Iceman Cometh [1.25] edit

Man or Machine [1.26] edit

Emperor: Goodbye, ladies. Goodbye.
Clover: OK. A man of few words.
Sam: Too few.

Season 2 edit

A Spy is Born Part II [2.1] edit

Clover: Lumiere thinks he's nimble, Lumiere thinks he's quick, Lumiere just got busted by three tough chicks.

I Want My Mummy [2.2] edit

Alex: [as the girls are tied up, being buried in sand] Clover, can you move your hand? The reflection off Mandy's ring is melting my face.
Sam: Alex, that's it!
Alex: What's it? Melting my face?

Evil Hair Salon [2.3] edit

Alex: She did it! Just like Rumplestiltskin.
Sam: Uh, Alex, I think you mean Rapunzel.
Alex: Oh.

The Yuck Factor [2.4] edit

Alex: [happily] YES! Sammy, Clover, quick! You've got to help me think of an excuse!

Alex: Good idea, Sammy! Let's make a break for it.

It's How You Play the Game [2.5] edit

Here Comes the Sun [2.6] edit

Green with N.V. [2.7] edit

Sam: She's putting her sweat into the cologne.
Alex: So, it's her sweat that keeps these guys possessed?
Clover: That's genius! I mean, that's sick.

Boy Bands Will Be Boy Bands [2.8] edit

I Dude [2.9] edit

Sam: [to the evil beach bunnies trying to restrain her] Let go of me, you silicon-enhanced freaks!

Mommies Dearest [2.10] edit

Clover: This better work or my name is mud.

Zooney World [2.11] edit

First Brat [2.12] edit

W.O.W. [2.13] edit

Stark Raving Mad [2.14] edit

S.P.I. [2.15] edit

Animal World [2.16] edit

Nature Nightmare [2.17] edit

Alex Quits [2.18] edit

Totally Switched [2.19] edit

The Elevator [2.20] edit

Ski Trip [2.21] edit

Matchmaker [2.22] edit

Clover: You won't believe the stunt Chris pulled this time!
Sam: Let me guess. He only called you eight times yesterday to say he loved you instead of the standard ten?

Brain Drain [2.23] edit

Fashion Faux Pas [2.24] edit

Toying Around [2.25] edit

Starstruck [2.26] edit

Season 3 edit

Physics 101 Much? [3.1] edit

Freaky Circus Much? [3.2] edit

Computer Creep Much? [3.3] edit

Space Much? [3.4] edit

Evil Coffee Shop Much? [3.5] edit

Forward to the Past [3.6] edit

The Incredible Bulk [3.7] edit

Morphing Is Sooo 1987 [3.8] edit

Planet of The Hunks [3.9] edit

Super Nerd Much? [3.10] edit

Dental? More Like Mental [3.11] edit

Escape from WOOHP Island [3.12] edit

Scam Camp Much? [3.13] edit

Evil G.L.A.D.I.S. Much? [3.14] edit

Super Agent Much? [3.15] edit

Evil Airlines Much? [3.16] edit

Creepy Crawly Much? [3.17] edit

Truth or Scare [3.18] edit

Sam: Hey, Alex, you know when I said Jackson John was a little bit kooky? You know, that was no reflection on you, right? Because best friends can have differences of opinion on stuff like that!
Alex: Sure, Sammy.
Clover: Hey, Alex! You know I wasn't suggesting you were out of touch when I said Jackson John was for old people, right? I mean, just because were best friends doesn't mean we have to agree all the time.
Alex: Okay, Clover.

Alex: Uh-oh! Clover, Sammy, I just found some trouble.
Sam: Hang on, Alex, we're on our way.

Feng Shui Is Like So Passe [3.19] edit

Evil Valentine's Day [3.20] edit

Halloween [3.21] edit

Power Yoga Much? [3.22] edit

Head Shrinker Much? [3.23] edit

Evil Promotion Much? [3.24-26] edit

Sam: Not only would Jerry never cheat, the idea that he would betray his own brother...his twin brother.
Jerry: It's the only time I've lied in my entire life, and not a day goes by that I don't regret it.

Sam: [after beheading a spy-droid] Not a good time to lose your head.

Season 4 edit

The Dream Teens [4.1] edit

Futureshock! [4.2] edit

I Hate the Eighties [4.3] edit

The O.P. [4.4] edit

Alex Gets Schooled [4.5] edit

Mime Your Own Business [4.6] edit

Attack of the 50 Ft. Mandy [4.7] edit

Evil Jerry [4.8] edit

0067 [4.9] edit

Arnold the Great [4.10] edit

[Fade-in on the Federal Gold Reserver - 6:49 P.M. Two security guards arrive at the Federal Gold Reserve and hop out of the armored car]
Security Guard: This time of night, there's only one question worth askin'. Glazed or cream-filled.
[Both guards laugh. The two start to put the bags in the machine, until they realize the armored car is gone]

Clover: [to Sam] Too bad Alex didn't come with. She's not as picky as you are about playing by the rules. Mighty Bar?
[The chair breaks and Clover falls down]
Sam: I think you better switch to the low-carb Mighty Bars.
[Clover notices the chair has been chewed up]
Clover: Hey, this has been chewed up.
Sam: Wait a sec. My souvenir pillow from Niagara Falls is gone.
[Clover looks under the side table and finds Sam's pillow, which is already slobbered]
Clover: You mean this thing?
Sam: Ew! Whatever's going on, it reeks of... [in unison with Clover] Alex!
[Alex is spotted, closes the dresser and tries to be innocent]
Alex: Hey! Back so soon? How was the game?
Sam: Alright, Alex, what's going on?
Clover: Chewed up chair legs.
Sam: Slobbered up pillow.
Alex: Maybe we got attacked by beavers? [Suddenly barking noises are heard inside the dresser, much to Alex's shock, and Alex struggles to act innocent] Boy, am I hungry. Just listen to my stomach. What's for lunch, guys?
[Sam opens the dresser drawer, revealing that a white husky puppy named Sparky is inside]
Sam: [in unison with Clover, looking at Sparky] Oh!
Alex: OK, I'm busted. But what was I supposed to do? Sparky was lost. I had to bring him home.
Sam: You can't keep him. Sorry, Alex.
[Sparky turns to Alex and looks at her]
Alex: [looking at Sparky] Mmm...[holding Sparky] But look at how cozy and fuzzy and cuddly and nuzzly he is.
Clover: Think about it, Sam. Having a puppy might seriously broaden certain horizons for us.
[Clover fantasizes herself walking Sparky and meeting a cute boy]
Sam: This puppy obviously belongs to someone. We gotta return him.
[Clover's fantasy is crushed, enraging Clover]
Clover: [putting on an enraged face with flames] Thanks for totally killing my fantasy, Sammy!
Sam: We'll make some flyers and put them up around the neighborhood.
Alex: I guess you're right.
[The clock on the radio beeps, saying it's 8:15 A.M.]
Clover: Hello! Detention Alert! We're gonna be late for first period if we don't hurry!
Sam: Wait. What about Sparky while we're in school?
Alex: Uh, I'm sure he'll be fine right here.
[Sparky barks]

Clover: Oh, quelle surprise? Look who's Student of the Week... again!
Sam: Doesn't Mandy ever get tired of buying votes, Clover?
Clover: Does a piranha ever get tired of biting toes?

Arnold: Hey guys! Hi... Clover. What cha doing?
Clover: Take a wild guess, Arnold.
Arnold: [slightly embarrassed] Uhh... eating lunch. He heh heh heh.

[Making fun of Arnold]
Dominique: Don't worry, I'll save you.
Caitlin: Not!

Mandy: Get away from me! You are useless!
Arnold: Aww... I am useless.
Sam: Oh, hey, Arnold. Don't listen to her.
Clover: Yeah, it's no biggie. Nobody got hurt... except Mandy's pride.
[Arnold walks away discouraged and pulls out a comic book]
Arnold: I wish I could be more like Admiral Admirable. He always saves the day...
[He clenches the comic book in his fist out of anger]

Jerry: [pointing to Sparky in Sam's lap] What is that?
Alex: [offscreen] It's Sparky.

Jerry: [to Sparky, in a game of tug of war with him over the magazine] Ugh. Let go of that. [Sparky growls, then releases the magazine, looking cute. Jerry is holding the now slobbered magazine, sarcastically] Charming. [pushing Sparky aside] Moving on.

G.L.A.D.I.S.: Clover, you'll have the laser nailfile. And let's avoid hitting the mayor's car again.

Jerry: Good luck, super-spies.
[Sparky walks up to Jerry, wagging his tail]
Alex: Now, look, Sparky just ate, so he's okay for a few hours, but you'll have to walk him soon. [giving Jerry Sparky's leash] So, here's his leash.
Jerry: [confused] Sparky? Walk? Soon? Well, you're not leaving that creature here.
Clover: Well, we certainly can't take him with us on the mission.

Sam: Arnold, what are you doing here?
Arnold: I had the same question for you. Are you guys... Superheroes?
[He imagines Sam with water power, Clover with fire power, and Alex with electric power]
Alex: That would be super-spies.

Clover: [To Arnold] Sorry, Arnie. Gotta go, we're on a case.
Arnold: Hey! Maybe I can join you guys. Admiral Admirable and the Super Spies! Cool, huh?
Clover: Cool? Not.
Arnold: Well, why not? I've got the outfit!
Alex: Forget it Arnold. There's more to being a super-spy than funny clothes!
Sam: Look, we gotta trust you not to tell anyone that we're spies, okay. It could put our very lives in danger.
Arnold: [putting his head down, discouraged] Fine.

Jerry: [on his back, teaching Sparky how to roll over] Roll over. See, Sparky? Just like Daddy. [groans. Sparky barks. Suddenly, Jerry sees the girls walk in. He pets Sparky] Y-Yes, yes. Very good, Sparky. We'll continue your training later.
Sam: Nice trick, Jer. We came as soon as we could.
Alex: [gasps, to Sparky] Hey, Sparky.
[Sparky runs up to her, barking, wagging his tail]

Alex: [to Sparky] Sparky, stay.
[Sparky barks]
Jerry: Well, how come you listen to her?

Jerry: [to Sparky, at the park near a tree] Come on now. Just like we did in my office. Heel. [Sparky sniffs the ground. He barks] Ugh! I trained those three girls to be spies. [picking up Sparky] It's only a matter of time before I've trained you too. [Sparky licks Jerry on the nose] Aw. [cuddling Sparky] Who's a good wittle doggy, eh?

Geraldine: [chasing Jerry] I'll get you, my Jerry, and your little dog too!

Clover: How are we gonna stop this thing?
Alex: I don't know, but nobody threatens my puppy!

Jerry: [to Sparky, hiding at the side of the fountain with him] Sparky, stay. [Sparky nods]

Geraldine: I'll get you for this Admiral Admirable!
Arnold: Not today, Geraldine!

Alex: [to Brad, in love with him, after giving Hero back to him] Sparky's name is Hero?

Mani-Maniac Much? [4.11] edit

Déjà Cruise [4.12] edit

Evil Bouquets Are So Passe [4.13] edit

Evil Heiress Much? [4.14] edit

Sis-KaBOOM-Bah! [4.15] edit

Evil Ice Cream Man Much? [4.16] edit

Beauty Is Skin Deep [4.17] edit

Like, So Totally Not Spies [4.18-19] edit

The Suavest Spy [4.20] edit

Spy Soccer [4.21] edit

Spies in Space [4.22] edit

Spies on the Farm [4.23] edit

Totally Busted! [4.24-26] edit

Season 5 edit

Evil Graduation [5.1] edit

Evil Roommate [5.2] edit

Evil Professor [5.3] edit

The Granny [5.4] edit

Another Evil Boyfriend [5.5] edit

Return of Geraldine [5.6] edit

Evil Sorority [5.7] edit

Evil Gymnasts [5.8] edit

Evil Pizza Guys [5.9] edit

Evil Shoe Designer [5.10] edit

Virtual Stranger [5.11] edit

WOOHPersize Me! [5.12] edit

Evil Hotel [5.13] edit

Totally Mystery Much? [5.14] edit

Evil Sushi Chef [5.15] edit

Miss Spirit Fingers [5.16] edit

Mime World [5.17] edit

Evil Mascot [5.18] edit

Alex: [to the kitten as the kitten meows in pain] You poor baby. We didn't mean to hurt your fuzzy, little ears with our evil siren. [She turns The Silent Siren Tracking Device off. The kitten stops meowing in pain. Alex laughs, taking the kitten from Sam and cuddling it]

Alex: [to the kitten after the kitten has bitten the Silent Siren Tracking Device in half] You poor baby. [She picks up the kitten] Thanks, kitty. We totally owe you. [She kisses the kitten, making it happy]

Alex: [gasps, remembering the kitten] Speaking of situations that need remedying, there's a little cat that needs a new home now that its owner is being relocated to the W.O.O.H.P. Containment Facility.
Jerry: Don't fret. [as a W.O.O.H.P. agent holds the kitten in his arms while the girls go "Ahh"] W.O.O.H.P. will take the cat to W.O.O.A.P.— The World Organization Of Animal Protection. [The kitten meows happily while the girls go "Ahh"] Cheerio. [The kitten meows happily as Jerry drives off to W.O.O.A.P.]

The Show Must Go On... or Else [5.19] edit

Zero to Hero [5.20] edit

WOOHP-tastic [5.21] edit

So Totally Not Groove-y [5.22] edit

Ho-ho-ho-no! [5.23] edit

Totally Icky [5.24] edit

Totally Dunzo [5.25-26] edit

Season 6 edit

The Anti-Social Network [6.1] edit

Nine Lives [6.2] edit

Vide-o-no! [6.3] edit

Super Mega Dance Party Yo! [6.4] edit

Pageant Problems [6.5] edit

Grabbing the Bully by the Horns [6.6] edit

Jerry: [hiding Oinky in his suit] I wanted it to be a surprise, [as Oinky's head pops out of the suit] but Oinky hasn't learned the art of stealth yet.
Alex: [to Oinky, excitedly happy to see him] Oinky! You've come back to me! DREAMS DO COME TRUE! [Oinky runs out of Jerry's suit up to Alex, squealing, who catches him in her arms. They nuzzle each other, happily] Aw!
Jerry: [photographing their moment with his phone] Now, there's a sentimental moment for the W.H.O.O.P. photo album.
Alex: [to Oinky, cuddling him] Did you miss me? Did you have enough mud to play in? Do you need your hooves buff?

Alex: [to Sam, about Oinky] Oh, but he could find truffles for us, and he's cleaner than a dog, and he's SO cute!

Jerry: Good luck, ladies. [as Oinky sits on his desk next to him] And don't worry. I'll take good care of Oinky. [He pets Oinky, who oinks]

Alex: [to Oinky] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Really? Wow, that's incredible.
Clover: [to Alex] Well? What did he say, Alex?
Alex: [to Clover] I have no idea, Clover.
[Clover faints while Alex pets Oinky]

Alex: [to Mandy, about Oinky, who is wearing a bodyguard uniform] His name is Oinky, and he's OUR bodyguard.

The Wedding Crasher [6.7] edit

Celebrity Swipe! [6.8] edit

Super Sweet Cupcake Company [6.9] edit

The Dusk of Dawn [6.10] edit

Dog Show Showdown [6.11] edit

Jerry: [after summoning the girls and Oinky to headquarters from their penthouse] Hello, ladies. [Oinky oinks, landing on Alex's head] Hello, Oinky.
[Oinky oinks, sitting in Alex's lap]

Mandy Doll Mania! [6.12] edit

Evil Ice Skater [6.13] edit

Inferior Designer! [6.14] edit

WOOHP-Ahoy! [6.15] edit

Trent Goes Wild [6.16] edit

Little Dude [6.17] edit

Totally Switched Again [6.18] edit

Clowning Around! [6.19] edit

Astro-Not [6.20] edit

Baddies on a Blimp [6.21] edit

Jungle Boogie [6.22] edit

Danger TV [6.23] edit

Solo Spies [6.24] edit

So Totally Versailles! [6.25-26] edit

Unsorted edit

Sam: You'll never get away with your crazy scheme. By the way, what is your crazy scheme?

Clover: [after the girls are sucked through the tunnel to headquarters] Jerry, would it kill ya' to send a limo, just once?

Clover: [after destroying a spy-droid's ankles] Someone has to take the fall.

Clover: Since I have sworn off boys, I have tons of free time, Sam. Last night, I completely reorganized my handbag closet.
Sam: You have a handbag closet?
Clover: I told you, I have tons of free time.

Clover: [as the girls are tangled in seaweed while making a getaway] Now I know what sushi feels like.
[the girls get trapped in a net]
Clover: And this must be what cooked sushi feels like.
Alex: I think they just call that seafood.
Clover: Whatever.

Sam: Time to go to Plan B!
Clover: Do we even HAVE a Plan B?

Sam: We've got a villain to catch.
Clover: Yeah, and we also have one to save.

Jerry: [after summoning the girls to headquarters from a sauna] Sorry to interrupt your conversation just as things were "heating up".
Clover: Not funny much.

Cast edit

External links edit

 
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