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Serious Sam First and Second EncountersEdit

  • "Yeah, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye." (when killing a 1-eyed creature, "Gnaar")
  • "Oh, God. Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers!"
  • "Die when I kill you!"
  • "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yourself!" (when fighting Kamikazes)
  • "Hey! Didn't I kick your ass two rooms back !?" (when encountering "Cucurbito the Pumpkin" for the second time)
  • "Goooood morniiiiiing Babylooooon!" (a reference to Good Morning, Vietnam)
  • "These guys have seriously lost their heads"
  • "Man, it's cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers."
  • "Double your gun, double your fun!"
  • "C'mon! Just try to hurt me now!" (said when acquiring invincibility power-up)
  • "Look ma', I'm a lumberjack!" (said when acquiring a chainsaw)
  • "What are you screaming for!? The pain hasn't even started yet!"
  • "Am I the man, or am I the man!?"
  • "Oh yeah, shake baby, shake, but I ain't gonna QUAKE!" (Reference to the Quake FPS)
  • "Finally, some sci-fi mumbo-jumbo!" (said when acquiring a quad-barreled laser cannon)
  • "Now I've got your ticket to hell."
  • "He he he! Now you're all FIRED!" (said when acquiring a flamethrower)
  • "Rocket ranger, ready to rocket!" (said when acquiring a rapid-firing rocket launcher)
  • "Rocket-roll!" (same as above)
  • "Now you'll dance my tune!" (said when acquiring a Thompson SMG)
  • "My flaming fists of fury will destroy you fiend! Ha ha ha...oh God, who writes this stuff!?"
  • "They say two heads are better than one, but how does it fart?" (when examining a statue of a two-headed snake)
  • "To be or not to be, that is a serious question." ([Shakespeare] Reference)
  • "He who wields a minigun, fears not." (ancient proverb)
  • "I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay!" (Monty Python reference, can be heard after acquiring a chainsaw)
  • "Now I'm seriously serious!"
  • "Hey guys! Let's play hot potato!" (after collecting a grenade launcher)
  • "Oh yeah, finally, some dark dungeons"
  • "Crates? I hate crates." (said when crate secret is found)
  • "You may be big, but I am serious!" (when killing "Kukulkán" boss)

Serious Sam IIEdit

  • "Give a man a bullet and he'll want a gun. Give a man a gun and he'll be giving away the bullets."
  • "Long range weapon for a long term relationship."
  • "Double the gun, double the fun!"
  • "Secret Duke's skeleton has been found!""Dude, you've been hanging here FOREVER!" (Duke Nukem reference)
  • "Secret fake health has been found!":"MY GOD! HE SURE HAD ME FOOLED!"
  • "I eat resistance for breakfast!"
  • "Hell! How did you know what's coming!(to NETRICSA)
  • "He can lick my lead."
  • "WOHOO! Let's go BOWLING!"(picks up a cannon)
  • "You have exactly 5 seconds to explain what I'm doing here. And 2 seconds have just passed..."
  • "WOHOO! They've made the guns even BIGGER since the last game!"
  • "Aarrr, mateys! They be comin' from the starboard bow, fire them cannons and swab the poop deck!"
  • "Hehehe! Shiny.. and deadly!"
  • "Now that's some serious firepower."
  • "I forgot my driver's license at home. He he.."
  • "Well I do love to party, but I don't like to clean up the mess."
  • "Spikes!? I hate spikes!" (Indiana Jones reference)
  • "This thing fires 8 rounds per second. That's 480 rounds per minute! Imagine!"
  • "Ha ha! Now I can do some SERIOUS gang banging!"
  • "I shoot, you count."
  • "OK, who's gonna go first, scumbags!"
  • "Croteam rulez!"
  • "Who leaves these weapons lying around?"
  • "I love collecting big guns! It looks so Unreal!" (Reference to Unreal Engine and possibly Unreal Tournament)
  • "Those rocks can shake, but I won't Quake." (Reference to the quake FPS)
  • "Who's The One?! Isn't it obvious? I AM!"
  • "I'm gonna have a Serious talk with Croteam one of these days."
  • "We can do this the hard way, or my way... They're basically the same thing."
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