* [''After Hayes has made a Willie Mays style basket catch''] Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again.
* Well, you may run like Hayes, but you hit like shit. With your speed, you should be hitting the ball on the ground and be legging them out.
* [''After Dorn has jumped out of the way of a ground ball and then tried to field it anyway''] C'mon, Dorn! Get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this '¡Olé!' bullshit!