It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (season 16)

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American television sitcom on FX. It moved to FXX beginning with the ninth season. The series follows the exploits of "The Gang", a group of self-centered friends who run the Irish bar Paddy's Pub in South Philadelphia.

The Gang Inflates [14.1]

Dee: I need a place to stay. Let me talk to Frank.

Charlie: What's on your hand?

Dee: It's a piece of door; move past it.

Frank Shoots Every Member of the Gang [14.2]

Charlie: This is great! This is just great! You know, I'm like, now what are we supposed to all put our teeth in?!

Dee: Our faces? What are you talking about?

Charlie: I'm talking about our legacy! You know, I can't hold on to it, man!

Dennis: Legacy? You wanna talk legacy? You know what our legacy is? Spending our lives in this goddamn bar with a lunatic man who acts like a dog and handles his gun like a maniac!

Celebrity Booze: The Ultimate Cash Grab [14.5]

Bryan Cranston: [to Aaron Paul] I don't ask for a lot. An Emmy here, a Tony there... A little pocket change for the one-armed succubus in Reno. But you? You-- You're, it's never enough for you! You want it all! And you deceived me into thinking that-- That I want it all, too, and I don't! And you took charge of our little operation and ever since then, you've been-- You've been controlling my life! You control everything... Or do you? Maybe... you are the one being deceived. Maybe being the front-man of an alcohol business places your head so far out in front of you that you don't even realize that your neck is exposed. Enough to be LOPPED off by a public so thirsty to taste the blood of greedy celebrities... So when they come -- and they will -- who are they gonna come after, huh? The sweet, hapless boob? Or the slick-talking, scheming millennial? [chuckles] So, I ask you... bitch... who is really in charge here? Boom. And that, my friends, is acting.

Dennis Takes a Mental Health Day [14.8]

Dennis: Daisy, Daisy -- bear with me here, okay? I know you didn't create the system, okay? So you are not to blame. But somebody did create the system, and I would very much like to blame that person. So. Who is that?

Daisy: Sir, I'm sorry, who is--

Dennis: Who is the person who created your customer service system in such a way that the information entered into the computer isn't passed on to the human representative?!

Daisy: Sir, I don't know. I can send you to one of my supervisors--

Dennis: Nonononono! Don't send me to a supervisor. Daisy, Daisy -- it's just you and me. Just you and me, Daisy! Fighting the good fight against a broken system engineered to drive us both so crazy that we have to take DAYS OFF for our MENTAL! HEALTH!