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Housesitter (film)

1992 film by Frank Oz
(Redirected from HouseSitter)

Housesitter is a 1992 romantic comedy film directed by Frank Oz, written by Mark Stein and starring Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn. The premise involves a woman with con-artist tendencies who worms her way into the life of a reserved architect by claiming to be his wife.


Moseby: What kind of work are you in, Bernie?
Ralph: I'm retired.
Moseby: Oh? From what?
Ralph: From all the big hairy bullshit.

Gwen: I don't want your money. I will take the furniture, though.

Gwen: I don't want your goddamn money.
Newton: No, just my goddman house.

Newton: Wow! You're a genius. You're like the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit.

Newton: What do you say, Gwen? "Gwen" do you get off... and "gwhere" can we "gwo"?

[final lines]

Newton: I love you, Gwen.
Gwen: Actually, it's Jessica.


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