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Hell's Kitchen/Season 9

Hell's Kitchen is an American cooking reality show based on the British program of the same title, where Chef Gordon Ramsay puts aspiring chefs through different challenges and dinner services to decide who is the best. Season nine aired from July 18 to September 19, 2011. The winner was Paul Niedermann. FOX. The narrator of the show is Jason Thompson.


Episode One [9.01]Edit

[The eighteen chefs arrived at Orpheum Theatre to dream to become a "stardom"]

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Orpheum Theatre. Please put your hands together for the Hell's Kitchen chefs. (Unveils the curtain; gives the chefs to raise their arms up. The chefs then see that there is no audience and Chef Ramsay at the top, clapping his hand loudly and slowly)
Gordon: Seriously, what on earth did you expect? A packed house? Standing ovation? Screaming fans? Really? want to be stars? MY ARSE! Right now, none of you are stars. Résumés mean nothing, got it?
Chefs: Yes, chef.
Gordon: Got it?
Chefs: (louder voice) Yes, chef.
Gordon: Un-(bleep)real.

Gordon: BLUE TEAM!
Paul: Yes, chef?
Gordon: No garnish anywhere, still fragmented and look! (referring to a piece of burnt cod) It's burnt!

[Gordon holds the tray of cod, shows it the blue team and slams it on the workstation]

Gordon: (calling out Chino) Chino, come here you! Get out my sight.
Scott Leibfried: Sit down.
Grodon: Scott, get him peeling onions and garlic, but away from the stove!
Scott Leibfried: There you go. At least you won't be burning any of that (bleep).
Chino: (interview) Ugh.
Gordon: Absolute (bleep) useless!

Elise: (letting Carrie to cook a fish) I'll cook the fish, I'll cook it.
Narrator: But Elise has other plans.
Carrie: I got it babe. No, I got it.
Elise: Don't push me!
Carrie: Thank you.
Elise: (interview) Clearly, Carrie is the weaker cook than I am. So I felt like I want to take charge to impress Chef Ramsay.
Gordon: Why is she (Elise) cooking fish?
Carrie: I don't know the way she's doing. She just came here and grabbed it, Chef. (interview) Are you (bleep) kidding me? That bitch is crazy.
Gordon: (to Carrie) What in the (bleep) is she doing?
Carrie: I didn't let her cook and she just came here and grabbed it, Chef.
Elise: So I was going to cooking for you because we're on the team, right?
Gordon: Ugh.
Carrie: She trying to prove a point.
Gordon: Elise!
Elise: Yes, chef?
Gordon: (holds a ticket) I got six top dying on the appetizers! And you're cooking fish!
Elise: I'll put the spaghetti up.
Gordon: (to Elise) You, (bleep) off! Sit on the Chef's Table!
Krupa: (interview; laughs loudly) Ha!!!

Gordon: That's twice in a row. Cooked to perfection, but we can't even send the table together! Because nobody's together! SMOOTH SERVICE? MY ARSE!!
Jonathon: I've never in my whole career ever been stopped by (bleep) side items. Never.

[The customers have begun walking out]

James: Chef...
Gordon: James?
James: Tables are walking out.
Gordon: Blue team, they're walking out! You Muppet, get up your fat arse! Let me show you something: Not one entrée has left this (bleep) kitchen! NOT ONE!
Steven: Yes, chef.
Gordon: And look at the pans back there! Any bright ideas?
Steven: Want me to jump in? I'll clean.
Steven: Yes, chef.
Gordon: Any ideas?
Steven: No.
Gordon: Hey, what are you going to do now? They are walking out! (Bleep) OFF!
Brendan: (interview) From that point, it was a train wreck on ice. There's nothing we can do about it.
Gordon: Stop! You're out of your misery!

[Chef Ramsay throws his spoon away then crosses over to the red kitchen]

Carrie: (to Red team) Let's do this ladies, come on. Let's not disappoint the customers.
Gordon: Carrie! They've gone! (brief pause) SHUT IT DOWN!
Carrie: (Bleep)!

Episode Two [9.02]Edit

Chino: Risotto, chef.
[Sous-chef Scott checks the risotto brought up by Chino; finds out that it's burned on the bottom again]
Scott Leibfried: I can't believe it, he did it again.
Gordon: [comes back to the workstation and scrapes the risotto] I've got another burned risotto, it's burnt. (Throws spoon and risotto in the bin) It's (bleep) BURNT!!!
[Chino was disgusted in an interview]
Gordon: Chino, what the (bleep) is going on? How long for the risotto?
Chino: Eight minutes chef.
Gordon: Eight minutes? (to James) Excuse me, I apologize for the risotto, it's falling behind, yes? (to Chino) Come on, Chino!
Chino: (interview) I can't have another bad service tonight. Right now, I have to take this one seriously like nobody else. I have to prove to Chef Ramsay that I belong here.
Gordon: (gives Chino a warning) If you burned me that risotto one more time. Look at me...
Chino: No, chef.
Gordon: Hey, look at me... I'll drag you out of here.
Chino: No, chef. No, chef.

Narrator: Brendan on the fish station is now ready to move onto entrées.
Brendan: Sea Bass is ready. Are we ready to go?
Paul: Coming out now.
Gordon: Brendan, I haven't called it. Who called the entrées?
Narrator: Even if Chef Ramsay hasn't.
Gordon: Who fired? I didn't fire.
Brendan: Yes, chef. Sea bass is fired and it is ready.
Gordon: What is going on? You cooked the bass. Is your meat ready?
Tommy: No, chef.
Gordon: And the garnish all ready?
Paul: No, chef.
Gordon: You've got to work as a team! Please!
Jonathon: (interview) Brendan, man he jumped the gun. You know, he's too busy trying not to (bleep) up and he forgets. It's about communication.
Gordon: Okay, let's go for the first entrée together!
Brendan: Yes chef.
Gordon: Timing!
Brendan: Yes chef.
Gordon: Away now: One seabass, one wellington, one New York strip, one prime rib.
Blue team: Yes chef!
Gordon: Get it on the passing!
Gordon: Brendan?
Brendan: Yes chef?
Gordon: Is that the same bass?
Brendan: No, chef.
Gordon: You didn't start a fresh one?
Brendan: Yes I did chef.
Gordon: So where's the old one then?
Brendan: I threw it away.
Gordon: Show me.
Brendan: Yeah. [looks through the garbage] Chef, I can't find it.
Gordon: Are you lying to me? Because I'm going to stop this whole (bleep) kitchen. I'm going to ask you one more time to tell you the truth. Is that the bass from ten minutes ago or is that a fresh one you cooked? Because I'm going to turn this (bleep) kitchen upside down. Is that old?
Brendan: (interview) [wiping his face] Oh, my God.
Brendan: Chef, yes.
Gordon: [tosses the bass down] Why?
Paul: Start a new bass. Start a new bass. Stop everyone with the garnish.
Chino: (interview) Brendan is an idiot for lying to Chef Ramsay. It's like seriously, you're making a fool of yourself.
Gordon: And how dare you go to the garbage can, search it and turn me out like that. Period!
Brendan: Yes chef. Firing again. Firing again.
Gordon: You do that to me one more time, trust me, (bleep) the elimination, I'll send you out there and then. Let me tell you that.
Brendan: Yes chef. Won't happen again. (interview) Chef Ramsay's not a stupid person. I was blowing smoke up his ass and he called me out on it.
Gordon: Start again!
Brendan: Firing a new bass now chef.

[After failed to serve a single entrée after three attempts; Chef Ramsay has finally had enough with the blue team]

Gordon: Aw, come on. (After discovered a sea bass was raw) Brendan, it's raw.
Paul: (to Brendan) Come on, bro! Really?!
Will: (interview) Brendan, you suck! You suck!
Gordon: Blue team, blue team!
Paul: Yes chef?
Gordon: Stop! It's just got worse. Not one entrée has left together yet. NOT ONE! (Chino) You (bleep) me on the risotto! (Tommy) You screwed me on the duck and now I got a raw bass! What are you going to do now?! Any suggestions?

[No one replied from the blue team]

Gordon: I got one big suggestion: You, you, you, you, you, you! (Bleep) off out of here! GET UPSTAIRS!
Jonathon: (interview) What the (bleep) man?! It is so frustrated, dude. I made us a look like a bunch of little sissy ass bitches, man.
Gordon: (calls to the red team) Ladies?
Red team: Yes chef?
Gordon: Any four of you in here to finish the blue team. Any of you.
Carrie: Yes, chef.

[The blue team lost the dinner service second time in a row]

Gordon: Men, I'm disappointed. Will?
Will: Yes, chef?
Gordon: Who should leave Hell's Kitchen tonight?
Will: A hundred per cent, Brendan and Chino.
Gordon: Paul, who should go?
Paul: Brendan and Chino.
Gordon: Jonathon?
Jonathon: I have vote for Brendan and Chino.
Gordon: If you have to pick one?
Jonathon: I choose Chino.

Episode Three [9.03]Edit

Jennifer: How much start now? I'm waiting on the lamb?
Elise: Are you saying there it's on the hips where you on this ticket out?
Carrie: No, I'm not.
Elise: I'll better see you cooking something.
Carrie: (interview) Elise is always yelling at me. I'm not letting her to me, I know I can do good. I'm know I'm good.
Elise: How long through on the window?
Carrie: One more minute.
Elise: Please let's get it up.
Gordon: Garnish, let's go! Here we go! Thirty seconds to the window!
Andi: Yes chef.
Gordon: Where's the bass?
Amanda Colello: It's coming up right now.
Gordon: Service! Where's the lamb?
Carrie: Right here Chef.
Gordon: Let's go! Garnish please. Look at this? (sees a lamb and discovered that is raw) Aw, (bleep) me! It's raw! (returns the lamb on the workstation)
Carrie: Is it still raw?
Amanda Colello: Come on, it's walking. No, it's right there.
Carrie: (touches the raw lamb) Know that, that is okay.
Gordon: STOP! (letting Carrie out of his way) LEAVE ME ALONE! ALL OF YOU, COME HERE! Look at the (bleep) state of this?
Carrie: I thought it looked good.
Elise: (interview) I always think that Carrie has all of her marbles.
Gordon: (to Carrie) Why are you doing this to me?
Carrie: I saw this I thought it was okay.
Gordon: I saw this! IT'S NOT EVEN HOT! IT'S RAW! RAW!!! (smashes the lamb at the counter) (Bleep)! (brief pause to call Gina) Gina, please? (points his hand to Gina)
Gina: Yes, chef?
Gordon: Take this useless brigade around every (bleep) table and I want a sincere apology on the back of your crap performance, piss off!

[Red team walk out of the kitchen to apologize with the hungry customers]

Gordon: Every one of them.
James: Why have you spend on this table? Did you look all of these children? They're all famished.
Elise: We sincerely apologize about your entrées. (interview) It was humiliating when I apologized to tables when I felt like it wasn't my fault.
Carrie: We're very sorry.
Elise: We apologize.
Carrie: We're sorry, we don't have your entrées right now.
Elise: (interview) Yes, we're team but you can do all so much when you have a broken leg.
Carrie: Ladies, our promise it will not happen again, okay.
Gordon: Ladies.
Red team: Yes chef?
Gordon: That was the first useful thing you have done tonight. It's also the last. Get out of here! All of you!
Carrie: (Bleep)!
Gordon: And hang your heads in shame because you absolutely suck! Piss off! Embarrassing! And on family night! You certainly don't care about the children!
Carrie: Oh, my God.
Young male diner: Shut it down!

[Red team returned to dorms after their disappointing performance]
Amanda Colello: Chef is going to call me out, I'm telling you.
Elise: (to Amanda Colello) He's going to call you out, but it's there too late to go to going up. (interview) This could be the great opportunity for the Red team we can rid of Carrie to turn a something negative to a positive.

[Carrie goes to Elise to fight her]

Carrie: First time all the food was mess.
Elise: (interrupting Carrie) Don't talk to me right now!
Carrie: No, Elise.
Elise: I don't want to hear to talk about the say. Get out of my face!
Carrie: Just wait, you can talk to me later.
Elise: She can talked about the chopping block that should be (bleep) talk. Don't say it in a word.
Carrie: No, I'm not going to have you--.
Elise: Nobody said here--. Let me ask you to a serious question right now - "Do you take medication?", because I think they you are in another world you are nothing but a distraction on me? You didn't call anything? You (bleep) up in the whole kitchen but I knew this it wasn't happen?
Carrie: I did not. You stop it!
Elise: Yes, you did?
Carrie: (interview) I do deserve to be here, I'm not ready to leave Hell's Kitchen. I'm ready to fight.

[Red team declared losers after dinner service, Chef Ramsay became the only nominator for the episode]

Gordon: Jennifer, step forward please!
Jennifer: (Bleep)!
Gordon: My next choice is... Carrie, step forward! (thinks on a third nominator) You know what, Amanda, join them.
Gordon: Carrie, tell me why do you think you should stay in Hell's Kitchen?
Carrie: I love cooking, but is in my passion and it is in my heart. I'm not ready to go yet, Chef. I am going to prove you I am good enough.
Gordon: Why is your team is so desperate to see you out of here?
Carrie: I don't know what Elise has against me. She have nothing to do with me since day one I'm not quite sure what she wants.
Amanda Colello: It's not just Elise, Carrie.
Gordon: Amanda, why do you think you should stay in Hell's Kitchen?
Amanda Colello: Well Chef unlike Carrie, I'm not in denial that I had a (bleep) crap performance tonight. Not in denial at all, I want this Chef, I'm not going to (bleep) around and lie to you and say like "OH SAVE ME AND FEEL BAD FOR ME, I'M GOOD." I can work my ass off for you Chef; you've seen me do better.
Gordon: You didn't fight back!
Amanda Colello: Yes, Chef.
Gordon: You threw the towel in!
Amanda Colello: I know, Chef.
Amanda Colello: (after being eliminated) I'm so completely and utterly embarrassed and disappointed with myself. My dream coming in to Hell's Kitchen was to win, and to have one of my idols tell me you're not worth it, that (bleep) sucks.

Gordon: Amanda lost the will to cook on the line tonight. I lost the will to keep her here.

Episode Four [9.04]Edit

Gordon: Cod, bass!
Monterray: Oh, (Bleep)! Sea bass is (bleep) falling apart.
Gordon: Sea bass is what?
Monterray: Sea bass fell apart.
Gordon: Oh, boy. Scott.
Scott Leibfried: (Gives Monterray on a lesson) When you take the fish out on a pan, you leave it on a spatula.
Monterray: It's fell apart, it's fell apart. Nothing like I can do, it's fell apart.
Scott Leibfried: You leave it on a (bleep) spatula! Is that what you did? No you did. So it's the fish's fault?
Monterray: No, it's not, it's fell apart. There's nothing I can do and it's fell apart.
Scott Leibfried: There is something you can do, because you should be (bleep) responsible enough to care! You can get like a (bleep)-face by telling me there's nothing you can do!
[Screenshot of Janet Evans and Mark Spitz (two Olympic gold medalists on swimming) on Chef's Table]
Monterray: (interview) Understand, you can tell me and I am listening to between you can't (bleep) keep on a constant me, I don't know who the (bleep) you are! Chef Ramsay, Chef Scott, Chef Andi, we don't keep talking like that.
Scott Leibfried: So don't see there, you (bleep)-head, and there's nothing like you can do!
Monterray: Now, put the (bleep) it on!
Scott Leibfried: Get over (bleep) it! SHUT UP!
Narrator: And Monterray goes toe-to-toe with Sous Chef Scott.
Scott Leibfried: All you should have to do to bring it up and you blew prank!
Monterray: I understand.
Scott Leibfried: DO YOU?! Then (bleep) you! Then do it?!
Monterray: It is done then.
Scott Leibfried: (Bleep) you!
Monterray: Well (bleep) you too then!

[Gordon checks the lamb and wellington brought up by Chino]

Gordon: Look at that [wellington]. Chewed up to (bleep) and that [lamb]? That's raw.
Scott: Yep.
Gordon: It's pink. (comes back to the workstation and throws his spoon away) Blue team, STOP!! Come here you, look at that. That [lamb] is raw. That is white fat, and what have you done to this [wellington]? Wha-wha-what is that? For now, you just (bleep)! (knocks his hand on the workstation)
Chino: (interview) I feel like a dumb-ass moron, idiot because I can cook better than that. It's just... It's embarrassing.
Gordon: There you go. (tosses the tray of wellingtons and lamb on the floor) ALL OF YOU, (bleep) OFF OUT OF HERE! GET UPSTAIRS!
Will: I'm so (bleep) pissed, it's not even funny. We suck.

Gordon: Raw bass, overcooked bass. Raw lamb, what an embarrassment.
Gina: Sorry, Chef.
[Screenshot of Misty May Treanor and Jen Kessy (two volleyball players) on Chef's Table]
Gordon: Why are you doing this to me? It's like being in a volleyball match and I'm the ball getting pounded.
Gina: (interview) I was just like, Oh, my God. It was bad.
Gordon: Let me tell you something really important: SHUT IT DOWN! GET OUT!!

[After a disastrous service, both teams lost; the blue team nominated Chino and Monterray while the red team nominated Carrie and Elise]

Gordon: Elizabeth, if you have to drop Elise or Carrie, who would you drop?
Elizabeth: Carrie, chef.
Gordon: Jamie?
Jamie Gregorich: Elise, chef.
Gordon: Krupa, who would you drop?
Krupa: Elise as well.
Gordon: Jennifer, who would you drop?
Jennifer: Elise.
Gordon: Gina?
Gina: Elise, chef.
Gordon: Natalie (transferred to blue team since previous episode), you were in the red team. Who would you send home? Elise or Carrie?
Natalie: Elise, chef.

[Elise Gets Shocked]

Gordon: No hesitation there. Elise I didn't ask you and I take a vote.
Gordon: Here's the sad news for you, your team wants you out of there so badly you may be better off.
Elise: (begins the testimony) I can guarantee one thing I never make same mistake twice. This is my first time on a carpet, (Carrie) this is her second, (Monterray) his second and (Chino) his third. It is not my time to go yet chef. I'm not here to throw anybody on a bus I'm keeping 100 per cent with you chef. I can work on my attitude, but you can give somebody common sense and talent. I'm not here to throw anybody on a bus, I'm keeping 100 per cent with you chef.

Episode Five [9.05]Edit

[Gordon checks on lobster spaghetti brought up by Krupa]
Gordon: Oh, my god! So pissed off, I can't take it anymore! (comes back to the workstation and throws tongs away) ALL OF YOU, COME HERE! AT MY (bleep) SIDE! [knocks his hand on the workstation] (to Elise) What's wrong with that?
Elise: It looks like (bleep).
Gordon: There's no pasta! It looks like baby food out of the (bleep) tin! (to Krupa) IT'S DISGUSTING!! (slams the pan on the workstation)
Krupa: Sorry chef.
Gordon: From the soupy risotto to (bleep) spaghetti drowned in sauce!
Elise: (interview) Right now, appetizers is sinking the whole ship.
Gordon: (to Krupa) Hey, you! (Bleep) off upstairs! Get out! I can't bear to look at you anymore! GET OUT!

Episode Six [9.06]Edit

[Before the start of the dinner service, Chef Ramsay presents a cake for the high school reunion special event]

Gordon: Where's the cake? Please? (to Scott) Scott, we are all order the special cake, right?
Scott Leibfried: Yes.
Gordon: Very good. Excellent. What on earth? (sees a cake when Chef Ramsay shocked on the Red team's punishment task) Holy crap? Someone vomit on it? What's on this bits of brown? What a mess?
Carrie: We thought it looked like sand.
Jennifer: (laughs) Yeah chef.
Gordon: Look at it! It looked like a big mess of a sombrero gone wrong someone (bleep) on it. (to Blue team) Blue team, have you sick to this disaster?
Paul: (raises his right arm) Olé!
Gordon: Yeah. We have tell you something, we are definitely not serving that thing. Would you mind, Scott? Would you mind putting it over there? Thank you.

Gordon: Jonathon! Monterray! Committee table, we've got to put it together!
Monterray: Two minutes.
Jonathon: Two minutes chef.
Monterray: Not bad.
Jonathon: Don't yell. You did do what you got.
Monterray: No, no, no, no.
Jonathon: Just what you got to do.
Monterray: (interview) Chef Ramsay told us on the fish station to sudden what I can. If Jonathon send back. Watching dude what the hell are you doing? Start (bleep) cooking for your team please. What is wrong with you?
Gordon: What the (bleep) is Jonathon doing?
Jonathon: I'm trying to help chef. Trying to help.
Monterray: (interview) Jonathon is sick on the corner like a street dog hell between this lady.
Jonathon: Anybody need anything just call to me, okay?
Monterray: (interview) So I get up done by myself, I have to step up and more capable than his job.
Gordon: Where is the snapper?
Monterray: Right here, chef.
[The snapper has to be served and failed; Chef Ramsay has had it with the blue team]
Gordon: It's raw. All of you, come here! All of YOU!! (throws his spoon away)
Monterray: What the (bleep) happened?
Narrator: The blue team's third attempt to feed the reunion committee has failed. And this time, it's Monterray who is responsible.
Gordon: Just touch that! (grabs snapper to his finger) Put your hand on top over there. Touch it! Touch it! (Tommy touches the snapper while Monterray walks away) Don't you dare walk, I've had-I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'M SO PISSED OFF! (Paul) He screws me! (Monterray) You walked away! Where's your respect? [knocks his hand on the workstation] GET OUT! (Bleep) off!
Natalie: Ugh.
Jonathon: Can we stay over chef? We gotta do something?
Gordon: Piss off!
Jonathon: (Bleep)!

Episode Seven [9.07]Edit

Gordon: Blue team, I've got an amazing day. Do you like Speed?
Tommy: Meth or Coke?

Jonathon: How long on the bass?
Natalie: Three and a half minutes. (interview) I've never cooked sea bass here before, but it just like in a piece of fish and you know you've messed up once and I don't know to pay to do it again.
Natalie: (to Jonathon) How long do you need?
Jonathon: Go ahead. I'm fixing two wellingtons.
Natalie: (brings the sea bass to the pass) Behind.
Jonathon: This wellington's over done. (Bleep)! Here it is, baby. (interview) I'm over on the point path. Tommy prepped my wellington and slice dig bowls of (bleep). What am I suppose to do?
Jonathon: This is going to be (bleep) right there. Trying to get my ass now and two piece on done. (brings the wellington to pass) This.
Gordon: Oh (bleep) me. (returns the sea bass and wellington to the workstation) All of you, come here!
Jonathon: (interview) Chef Ramsay's about to (bleep) kill my ass.
Gordon: What I don't know what the (bleep) that is? [grabs a wellington on his finger]
Jonathon: That's a lid and that's my fault, Chef. It won't happen again. It's (bleep) definitely overcooked because on the sides. I realize it won't happen again, I promise.
Gordon: Just like that?... (throws a spoon on a workstation) (brief pause) (Natalie) And you? It's raw in the center! RAW! You're a talented cook? (Natalie goes silent to give her response)
Jonathon: Chef, I got some more wellingtons.
Gordon: (calling Jonathon and Natalie out of the kitchen) You and you, (bleep) off! GET OUT!
Jonathon: For crying out loud, I'm so sick of this (bleep), man.
Gordon: Hey, hold on! Take that (bleep)to you.
Jonathon: I'm done. I'm quit.
Jonathon: You can kiss my ass.
Natalie: It won't happen again.
Gordon: DON'T (bleep) DARE BRING ME THAT (bleep)!
Natalie: Yes chef. Won't happen again.
Gordon: (Bleep) off!

Episode Eight [9.08]Edit

Episode Nine [9.09]Edit

[Gordon notices Tommy firing a seabass]

Gordon: Hey! Hey, hey, look at me! Hey, hello? (calls the attention of the blue team by pounding the workstation twice) He's (Tommy) cooking the seabass, what the (bleep) is he doing?! Come here you! Hey, come here! He's cooking the (bleep) entrée (knocks his hand on the workstation) before we get to the (bleep) appetizers!
Tommy: (interview) I got ahead of myself, I was like Speed Racer, you know? Started to get a little racy in the brain, I do everything together early.
Gordon: So he's cooking the seabass now for the third table, we haven't even sent an appetizer.
Tommy: Okay, I'm rushing it.
Gordon: Rushing it? Do me a favor. (Bleep) off outside, get a big, deep breath of fresh air. Piss off! Go outside. Outside! Hey, look at me, (bleep) off! What a (bleep) Muppet!

Narrator: Meanwhile, in the blue kitchen...
Gordon: How long two bass, one chicken, one cod?
Paul: Walking now, chef.
Narrator: Paul is ready with the blue team's first entrées.
Gordon: What's he done? It's raw! (brief pause) Paul!
Paul: Is it raw chef?
Gordon: Stop! All of you, come here! More disaster, isn't it raw. (Paul) Will you tell me, just touch that! TOUCH THAT! (Natalie grabs her finger to touch chicken) ROMANTIC DINNER?! (throws his spoon away on the workstation)
Will: (interview) It pisses me off cause Paul knows better that. I mean... you just can't serve raw chicken.
Gordon: (to Paul) Hey, chef! Let me ask you, is that raw?
Paul: Chef, its under. I got another one. Giving some--
Gordon: Hey, come here you! Answer my (bleep) question.
Paul: Yes, chef. It's raw.
Gordon: GET OUT!
Paul: (loses his temper and throws his towel on the floor) (Bleep)!
Gordon: Pink carnations, maybe. Pink chicken, no chance!
Paul: (knocks on the wall having throw tantrums) (interview) I (bleep) up on a chicken! I mean, I'm (bleep) furious at myself! (kicks his door to the dorms) Chef Ramsay let me back in! Let me finish what I started.
Gordon: Tommy, give that to Paul for his (bleep) romantic dinner. Upstairs, hurry up!
Gordon: Shut up!

Elise: Vegetarian cap(ellini)?
Narrator: Elise is ready with the vegetarian capellini.
Gordon: Oh, (bleep)! That's not vegetarian. Elise! It's the (bleep) table! Shut your (bleep) mouth! One capellini no lobster.
Elise: I'm sorry.
Gordon: Yeah. (Bleep) off! I'm sorry you're here. You are like her. (Jamie) Just can't be positive anymore!
Elise: No, chef.
Jennifer: (interview) Elise is one of those people thinks that she makes the strongest but last night.
Gordon: Entrées! (knocks his arm to the workstation; reads the ticket) One (bleep) vegetarian capellini, no lobster, just plain tomato sauce! Call out, chef.
Elise: (begins to read the ticket) Entrées! One vegetarian lobster capellini.
Gordon: One more time!
Elise: Vegetarian lobster capellini!
Gordon: One more time! One more time!
Elise: One lobster capellini vegetarian!
Gordon: Is it in?
Elise: Yes chef.
Gordon: WAKE UP!!!
Elise: Yes chef. (interview) I know Chef Ramsay is pissed off at me because I know respect so much more to me. I expect toward myself and I'm pissed off at myself.

Narrator: While Tommy finishes what Chef Ramsay stared, over in the red kitchen...
Elise: Vegetarian cap(ellini). (brings to the pass)
Narrator: Elise is ready to impress with her next oyster dish.
Gordon: Let's go! (Elise pesents the dish) Aw, come on! (Brief pause) In fact, you tell me chef, Are they overcooked?
Elise: (after touching oyster dish) Yes they are chef.
Gordon: Come here you, GET OUT! Hey! Do you know what you don't care?
Elise: I do care!
Gordon: Look! Come here, look! Look! Look at what are... Look at... What are you going to say? You're telling that fresh and delicious?
Elise: No, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, take that, take that and (bleep) off outta here! Eat them! Enjoy your dinner! Nice romantic pair of oysters for a little superstar.
Elise: (interview) Waagghh...!!!
Gordon: (to Elise) Bon appetit, princess!
Elise: (interview) I'm pissed, I'm embarrassed. The only way is my chance to redeem myself cause I know I can (bleep) do it.

Episode Ten [9.10]Edit

[Tommy is a waiter during tonight's steakhouse service]
Gordon: Let's go bozo.
Tommy: All right, table one.
Gordon: Stay here, don't go anywhere. Let me double check. [reads the ticket]
Tommy: All right?
Gordon: (Bleep)! [pounds his head on the counter ten times]
Tommy: Did I forget something?
Gordon: James! [James comes up to the pass] How old are you?
Tommy: 31.
Gordon: You're 31? You write like a nine year old! "Two ways one shrimp, One New York Strip, One New York Strip." Why? Why? [Tears up the ticket] I'm not going to start! (Bleep) stop! [throws the ticket at Tommy.]
James: Pick it up!

Tommy: Grape Jokes! So many grape jokes!

[Natalie laughs]

Will (to Tommy): Are you serious right now bro? Natalie is going to (bleep) snap if you tell one grape joke.
Paul (interview): (with a deep funny voice) Hey Guys This Is Grape! Hello! (laughs then groans in frustration)
Tommy (to Natalie): If you hold on a second, know I think my brain will work if i have "grape" expectations.
Natalie: I'm so tired.

[Paul, Will, and Tommy laughed]

Natalie (interview): Please say one more damn grape joke. Please do it. because, I'm going to (bleep) choke you!
Tommy: Natalie, I feel like after my jokes, I've lost all appealed to you.

[Everyone except Natalie laughs}

Natalie (interview) (softly) : Oh my god! [Natalie has enough]
Natalie: I am tired of these stupid (bleep) grapes. [throws the grapes away]
Paul (to Natalie): Calm down, Natalie.
Natalie: You know why? because I'm not peeling anymore grapes, this is as stupid as (bleep), and I'm not doing it.......[starts to be furious, throws the grapes, and smashley steps on them like throwing a tantrum] I'M NOT PEELING THEM ANYMORE! NO MORE! NO MORE (bleep) GRAPES! I'M NOT PEELING ANYMORE GRAPES EVER AGAIN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! THIS IS STUPID!

[Tommy, Will, and Paul all laughed]

Natalie (interview): [says nothing]

[Natalie calms down]

Paul and Will: Do you feel better?
Natalie (calmed): I feel better.
Tommy: Oh, that was grape.
Natalie (throwing grapes at Tommy): Tommy I'm....I'm gonna kill you.

[Tommy starts laughing]

Episode Eleven [9.11]Edit

[Elise brings her meat to the pass, Gordon checks it]

Gordon: Unbelievable. (comes back to the workstation) All of you, stop! This is ridiculous!
Jennifer: Oh, my god. We're so going to get thrown out again.
Gordon: (to Elise) Is this the one you sliced?
Elise: Yes chef. (touches the meat)
Gordon: It's dry. What are you doing? You've been to New York, you've had your hands on the prize. This like night one in here.
Elise: No, chef.
Gordon: And you, Elizabeth. You can't time and you can't talk to anybody. You've given up over there.
Elizabeth: No, chef. No, chef.
Gordon: (calling Elise and Elizabeth out of the kitchen) You and you, (bleep) off out of here. Get out! Take that with you, just leave me alone. Get out of here, both of you! (Bleep) off up to the dorm... [Elise kicks the bin out of anger] (to Elise) Hey, you! Pick that (bleep) thing up! You want to serve (bleep), overcooked meat, now start kicking the bin! Wow! UN-(bleep)-BELIEVABLE! GET OUT! (Bleep) OFF! Pathetic! Embarrassing!

Episode Twelve [9.12]Edit

[Gordon checks the apples and he has had enough with the red team]

Gordon: (sliced the apples) The apples are raw. Just touch that inside. (Bleep) off will you! CAN WE GET THE APPLES BACK IN THE PAN!!!

Gordon: [To the red team after service which they lost] The only thing I can say to all three of you is get ready to plead for your life, because tonight, all three of you can be leaving this competition. Now, (Bleep) OFF!

Episode Thirteen [9.13]Edit

Elise: Hope you all brought sunglasses, 'cause we're going to shine.
Tenille: No, I just brought body bags.

Episode Fourteen [9.14]Edit

[After the end of service, in which Elise, Jennifer and Tommy were sent out of the kitchen]

Tommy: Chef? I gotta ask you something. Why did you send me out of the kitchen? I wanted to be back in there with my team. I should not have had to (bleep) leave tonight, and I could have (bleep) held it down and fixed it! I'm so (bleep) mad!
Gordon: (Bleep) off, Tommy! Or I'll stick your (bleep) head in that oven and talk to you through the (bleep) gas burner.
Tommy: Do it!

Episode Fifteen/Sixteen [9.15/16] (Two Hour Finale)Edit

[After Paul wins the competiton, everyone celebrates.]

Gordon: (To Elise during the celebration) Get out there and continue, all right? Take this and continue with it and really go with it. And seriously, just stop being such a bitch!