British comedy scriptwriter and television presenter
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You can't have your Kayak and heat itEdit
- He had the kind of handshake that ought never to be used except as a tourniquet.
- What is a harp but an over-sized cheese-slicer with cultural pretensions?
Quoted in My Music by Steve RaceEdit
- A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.
- Smetana certainly knew which side his bride was bartered.