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Big Wolf on Campus

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Big Wolf on Campus is a comedy television series that aired on the Fox Family Channel from 1999 to 2001.

Season 1 edit

Pilot [1.1] edit

Tommy: What's up man, you new here?
Merton: No, Tommy. I'm Merton Dingle. We've had lockers next to each other since kindergarden.
Tommy: Listen, you've gotta help me man. I'm not evil, I'm just... hairy.
Becky: Tommy Dawkins, you are supposed to be cool? What are you doing here?
Tommy: I am a... friend of your brother's.
Merton & Becky: Really?!

The Bookmobile [1.02] edit

Merton: The librarian is a palm scanning human book absorbtionist. OK, that's not the latin name for it, but she's turning people into books.

Butch Comes to Shove [1.03] edit

Security guard: Detention is the cornerstone on which the cathedral of discipline is built.
Tommy: The twist? A malted? I've got to send this guy back to where he belongs.
Tommy: I guess I'm just going to have to handle this myself. As Tommy Dawkins.
Merton kicks Tommy in the groin and Tommy turns into a werewolf.
Merton: You know, just in case.
Butch: Ah, this movie's lousy with rules. Don't Smoke. Don't go to second base. Well, I'm going out there. I can find a baby soon who ain't no prude.

Cat Woman [1.04] edit

Witch College [1.05] edit

The Pleasantville Strangler [1.06] edit

Merton: The strangler always sang ring around the rozy before he tried to strangle somebody.
Tommy: Yeah, well, you know. I hope Stacey doesn't think these are hickies.

Stage Fright [1.07] edit

Becky: That was the lamest thing I've seen since Meet Joe Black.

That Swamp Thing You Do! [1.08] edit

Muffy the Werewolf Slayer [1.09] edit

Stalk Like an Egyptian [1.10] edit

Flugelhoff! [1.11] edit

Invisible Merton [1.12] edit

Tommy': You cheated on Dungeons & Dragons?
Merton: Alastair Black put a spell on me, that's how! That goth-poser-warlock-wannabe!
Tommy: He is obviously not a goth-poser-warlock-wannabe when he made you hand disappear.
Merton: Oh, you are just saying that because you're his Vicepresident!
Merton: When I'm totally invisible, I'm totally invisible FOREVER!
Tommy: Don't worry man. I mean you think of something. You got a good head on your shoulders.
Merton: Unfortunately... that's all I have!

The Wolf Is Out There [1.13] edit

Interview with a Werewolf [1.14] edit

Fangs for the Memories [1.15] edit

Time and Again [1.16] edit

Big Bad Wolf [1.17] edit

Scary Terri [1.18] edit

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow [1.19] edit

The Exor-Sis [1.20] edit

Merton bumps into Tommy wearing a straight-jacket
Tommy: Let me guess, T'n'T.
Merton: Third time this week. I'm a senior getting stuffed into lockers. I'd have to check with the folks of Guinness, but I think that makes me the world's biggest LOSER!
Merton: You know what really gets me, ever since your first transformation I been there for you. I helped keeping your secret, I looked for cures. The flea bath?!
Tommy: Wait a second Merton, I think guilt makes me wolf-out!
Merton: Yeah, but I've never complained, because I ever thought that someday you would be there for me. But no.
Merton: Becky what is wrong with you? Did the Backstreet Boys break up?

Don't Fear the Reaper [1.21] edit

Game Over [1.22] edit

Season 2 edit

Hello Nasty [2.01] edit

Frank Stein [2.02] edit

Commie Dawkins [2.03] edit

The Girl Who Spied Wolf [2.04] edit

Apocalypse Soon [2.05] edit

The Sandman Cometh [2.06] edit

The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth [2.07] edit

Imaginary Fiend [2.08] edit

Merton: Clue! I used to love this game. Vince and I played this all the time. And to keep things interesting we award extra points for the really creative murderer.
Tommy: Who is Vince?
Merton: He was my imaginary friend.
Vince: It's Vince, in the lair, with the lead pipe. And it's playtime!
Vince: You locked Vince up in that chest too, little buddy. But no hurt feelings, Vince is back and it's p-p-p-playtime!
Merton: I don't wanna p-p-p-play with my imaginary friend!
Merton: It's Merton, in the lair, freaking out!

101 Damnations [2.09] edit

Mind Over Merton [2.10] edit

Blame It on the Haim [2.11] edit

Pleased to Eat You [2.12] edit

The Manchurian Werewolf [2.13] edit

Merton: Don't know what I did to make you go wolfy, but I do apologies, You can de-wolf now!
Merton: Tommy you just wolfed out and tried to kill me!
Tommy: What? I would never hurt you, you are like my best friend.
Merton: Really? Thanks man. Wait a minute, you just did attacked me!
Merton: Tommy, would it mean anything to you when I would said the words, pizza's here?

Manchu: Part Deux [2.14] edit

Merton: I shouldn't even be here, you know. She is your girlfriend, not mine! She never was particular nice to me.
Merton licks on stones
Tommy: Dude if you are hungry, I've got that chicken sandwich. It smells funky, but...
Merton: I'm not eating the rocks, Tommy! I'm tasting them.

Mr. Roboto [2.15] edit

Rob: Zombie [2.16] edit

Fear and Loathing in Pleasantville [2.17] edit

Faltered States [2.18] edit

Butch Is Back [2.19] edit

Voodoo Child [2.20] edit

She Will, She Will Rock You [2.21] edit

Clip Show: The Kiss of Death [2.22] edit

Season 3 edit

Stone Free [3.01] edit

Everybody Fang Chung Tonight [3.02] edit

I Dream of Becky [3.03] edit

Stormy Weather [3.04] edit

Anti-Claus Is Coming to Town [3.05] edit

Hellection [3.06] edit

Being Tommy Dawkins [3.07] edit

Save the Last Trance [3.08] edit

N'Sipid [3.09] edit

Very Pale Rider [3.10] edit

Play It Again, Samurai [3.11] edit

Dances Without Wolves [3.12] edit

Baby on Board [3.13] edit

The Boy Who Tried Wolf [3.14] edit

The Mertonator [3.15] edit

What's Vlud Got to Do with It? [3.16] edit

There's Something About Lori [3.17] edit

Switch Me Baby One More Time [3.18] edit

What's the Story, Mourning Corey [3.19] edit

Thanks [3.20] edit

Clip Show: The Sum of All Fears [3.21] edit

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