Banjo-Kazooie (video game)
1998 platform video game developed by Rare
Banjo-Kazooie is a 1998 platform video game for the Nintendo 64.

Banjo
edit- Yawn...What do you want Kazooie?
- I'm Banjo, and this here's my buddy Kazooie.
- What was all the noise about, where's my sister Tooty?
- (accepting training from Bottles) We'd like some help Bottles, what do we do?
Kazooie
edit- Banjo! Wake up......Now!
- Let's get outside, there's trouble!
- Better than you can, goggle boy!
- Calm down, geeky, we'll get her back! Where did she go?
- (declining training from Bottles) You bet we're good enough, bottle brain!
Grunty
edit- Dingpot, Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?
- Yes, you're right, I'm rather proud. My looks stand me out from the crowd.
- Ah! What do you mean?! This cannot be! There's no one prettier than me!
- No, no, no, you must be mad. Nicer beauty can't be had!
- Well... we'll see about that!
- If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be!
- Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!
- Don't scratch and bite, my little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear!
- This fine contraption, so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old!
- Rescue you he will not dare, there's many dangers in my lair!
- Hurry, Klungo, push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch.