A Minecraft Movie
2025 film directed by Jared Hess
A Minecraft Movie is a 2025 American live-action animated fantasy adventure comedy film about four misfits who are pulled through a portal into a cubic world that thrives on imagination, having no choice but to master the world while embarking on a quest with an expert crafter named Steve.
- Directed by Jared Hess. Written by Chris Bowman, Hubbel Palmer, Neil Widener, Gavin James and Chris Galletta.
Steve
edit- I… am Steve.
- As a child, I yearned for the mines, but something always got in the way.
- If we want to save this world, creativity is the key to survival.
- In the Overworld, anything you can dream about, you can create.
- Life here was perfect. Until one day, we came across the Nether. A place with no joy or creativity at all.
- An Ender Pearl. Teleports you to wherever you throw it.
- Chicken Jockey!
- First we mine, then we craft. Let's Minecraft!
- Big ol' red ones.
- They love crushin' loaf.
- Oh, these dudes? They're the villagers, they are just chill guys, they like to chill, trade and eat butt loads of bread
- Diamond armor full set!
- Boots of swiftness!
- This is a crafting table.
- Pink house!
- Welcome to the stash!
- I'm going to cushion this fall with this water bucket! Release!
- Flint and steel!
- Sneak Attack!
- Comin' in hot!
- Blades for days.
- TNT!
- Relax, That is a iron golem, don't worry about them, they are friendly, up until you mess with them don't ever do that!
Garrett
edit- Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison. Gamer of the Year, 1989. Whatever. I barely think about it.
- They want me to fight the chicken?
- I love luaus.
- Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit.
- (To the pink sheep) Hola.
- Craft Kadoosh!
- I have no friends my age.
Natalie
edit- (about Garrett) This guy is such a toolbag.
- This place makes no sense.
Dialogue
edit- Garrett: (to Steve) Vaya con Dios. It means "goodbye", brother.
- Natalie: No, it doesn't.
- Garrett: Don't look at her. It does.
- Natalie: No. It does not.
- Garrett: Yeah, it does.
- Steve: Crap! Chungus.
- General Chungus: I'm really sorry, but I have to unalive you and stuff.
Cast
edit- Jack Black – Steve
- Jason Momoa – Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison
- Emma Myers – Natalie
- Danielle Brooks – Dawn
- Sebastian Hansen – Henry
- Jennifer Coolidge – Vice Principal Marlene
Voices
edit- Rachel House – Malgosha
- Jemaine Clement – Daryl and Bruce
- Jared Hess – General Chungus
- Matt Berry – Nitwit
External links
edit- A Minecraft Movie quotes at the Internet Movie Database