With Six You Get Eggroll

With Six You Get Eggroll is a 1968 family comedy film, about two widowed people who fall in love and marry, unprepared for the hostile reactions of their children.

Directed by Howard Morris. Written by R. S. Allen and Gwen Bagni.

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Abby McClure edit

Pretty, huh. Why shouldn't he date a young chick? Why take the bus when you can fly?

You're a great help to me. What am I supposed to say to this man? "Hi, I'd like you to meet my sister, the girl with the golden arm and her hair in the oven."

Molly the Maid: False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day women were flesh and blood, now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.

Jason: Can I sleep with you, Mommy?

Abby McClure: Go! Get moving!

Jake Iverson: There's nothing wrong with that. I was just going to ask you the same thing.

Cleo Ruskin: [seductively] Want to help with my garden?

Jake Iverson: No, Cleo, I think it's real bad luck to go digging around in somebody else's garden.

Flip McClure: So my room isn't good enough for you, huh?

Stacey Iverson: Nothing about you is good enough for me. This house is so weird!

Flip McClure: You know what's wrong with you?

Stacey Iverson: What, "Mr." McClure?

Flip McClure: You're spoiled rotten, Miss Iverson.

Mitch McClure: [They're all gathered at a table in a Chinese restaurant] Boy, am I glad you two got married!

Abby McClure: You are?

Mitch McClure: Mm-hmm. Because with six, you get eggroll!

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