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- Turnips are fun. (1521)
- Source: The Daily Turnip News no. 152
- Notes: This was said during the great turnip decline of 1519.
- I never met a turnip that I didn't like.
Quotes from his booksEdit
- Me and My Turnip
- Return of the Killer Turnip
- Turnips are our friends