VeggieTales is an CGI animated Christian video series created by Big Idea Inc. which first came out in 1993.
Where's God When I'm S-Scared?Edit
- Junior Asparagus: AH! Who are you?
- Bob the Tomato: I'm Bob. I'm a tomato, and I'm here to help.
- (Junior's toy chest starts rattling)
- Junior: There's something in my toy chest! It's a- It's a- (Larry pops out with a bonnet on his head) ... baby pickle?
- Bob: It's a cucumber.
- Bob the Tomato: Look up at that window. What do you see?
- Junior Asparagus: My curtains.
- Bob: No! Out the window, up in the sky.
- Junior: I see lots of stars.
- Larry the Cucumber: God made all those stars out of nothing, he just went, (razzes), and there they were.
- (The Scallion Wise Men have thrown Daniel, portrayed by Larry, into the lions' den)
- Scallion #2: Hey, Daniel! We know you're gonna have fun down there! We're not "lion"!
- Scallion #3: Uh, yeah, you better be "lion" down, because those lions are gonna... lie... on you!
- Scallion #2: (to Scallion #3) Mine was funny, yours was... goofy. Lions are gonna lie on him? They're gonna EAT him! They're not gonna LIE on him!
- Scallion #3: Well, maybe they'll lie on him first, and then eat him... or maybe one will lie on him while the others eat him... or maybe they'll take turns between lying and eating-
- Scallion #2: Yeah, you think the lions are gonna cooperate and say "Hey, I'll eat him, you lie on him"? Come on, we're the ones who are lyin', not the lions. (seals the den up)
- Bob the Tomato: God made you special, and He loves you very much. (closing line of most episodes)
God Wants Me to Forgive Them!?Edit
- [Junior is crying from the Grapes' teasing]
- Dad Asparagus: Hey! Whats all the commotion out here? Oh, grapes!
- Junior Asparagus: They were calling me bean boy and telling me I had peas on my head!
- Dad Asparagus: Is that true?
- Pa Grape: Ah, no we would never do such a thing except we might and y'know and all... well, yep, that's what we did.
- Bob the Tomato: (opening the story of "Larry's Lagoon") I remember that day, that fateful trip.
- Larry the Cucumber: Why yes. It started from that tropic port, aboard this tiny ship.
- Bob: Now Larry, he was a mighty sailor man.
- Larry: And Bob, he was brave and sure.
- Bob: And weren't there five passengers booked that day? On our three-hour tour?
- Larry: Ah, yes. Our three-hour tour.
- Bob: There was the professor
- Larry: And we were there
- Bob: Well, of course. And the millionaire.
- Larry: And his wife.
- Bob: And wasn't there a movie star and that other girl?
- Larry: Yeah, but they cancelled.
Are You My NeighborEdit
- Junior: Ah! Who are you?!
- Bob: I'm Bob! I'm a tomato, and we need your help.
- Junior: Woah. Deja vu. (Junior notices a candy bar on Larry's helmet) What's that on his space helmet?
- Bob: What? What do you mean? (notices) Larry!
- Larry: What?
- Bob: How many times have I told you not to eat while you're wearing your helmet?
Rack, Shack and BennyEdit
- (Rack, Shack, and Benny are the only ones in the factory not lying ill from eating too much chocolate)
- Nebby K. Nezzer: Everybody else is lying down, but you three are standing up.
- Mr. Lunt: Actually, boss. I think the tomato is sitting.
- Rack (Bob the Tomato): I'm standing!
- Mr. Lunt: Sitting!
- Rack: Look! (Rack squats) This is sitting (Rack stretches) and this is standing. I'm standing.
- Mr. Lunt: Okay. He's standing.
- (Having finished singing his bunny-worshipping song, Mr. Nezzer looks to the boys for feedback)
- Rack (Bob the Tomato): What would happen if, say, someone didn't quite agree with anything in that song and.. well... they didn't sing it?
- Nebby K. Nezzer: (points out the window to the factory floor) What is that right there?
- Shack (Junior Asparagus): That's the furnace.
- Mr. Nezzer: What is it for?
- Benny (Larry the Cucumber): Well, that is where the bad bunnies go.
- Mr. Nezzer: Let's just say, in my mind, if you don't bow down and sing the song... you're a BAD bunny.
- Rack: You don't mean?
- Mr. Nezzer: But I'm sure that'll never happen. It's almost time for the ceremony. I'll see you out there.
Dave And the Giant PickleEdit
- (The Philistines, portrayed by the French Peas, are taunting the Israelites from across the battlefield)
- Jean-Claude: Hello, Israelites! You are pigs, and soon we will put apples in your mouths and stick you in our toaster ovens! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- Philippe: Ah, yes, after we defeat you, you will be our slaves and you will have to fetch us our slippers.
- Jean-Claude: Yes, and iron our trousers!
- Philippe: Ho-ho, and wipe our little noses.
- Jean-Claude: Ha-ha, and scratch that spot on our backs that we cannot reach no matter how hard we try. Ha! (no response from the Israelites) Don't you have anything to say?
- Jimmy Gourd: Um... do you guys have any fried chicken? I've got a real hankering for fried chicken.
- Jerry Gourd: Yeah, me too!
- Jean-Claude: (to Philippe) This is going to be easier than we thought.
- Goliath: Who will fight me!?
- Dave (Junior Asparagus): I will fight you, Goliath!
- Goliath: (sees Dave) Oh ho ho! Am I a dog that you come at me with sticks?
- (Philistines laugh)
- Dave: I don't exactly know what you mean, but you are not a dog! You're just a really big guy who wants to beat me up! And I come at you not with sticks, but in the name of the God of Israel, who this day will help me defeat you!
- Goliath: We will see who defeats who! Now we fight!
The Toy That Saved ChristmasEdit
- (The Veggie kids watch intently as a TV commercial plays)
- Wally P. Nezzer: (dressed as Santa Claus) Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Hey kids, do you have the "don't know what I want for Christmas" blues? If I know my toys, and you know I do, than I know just what you're looking for. You want a toy that's fun. You want a toy that's cute. Most importantly, you want a toy with a fully-functioning buzzsaw in his right hand. That's right, you want Buzz-Saw Louie!
- (camera shows the toy and demonstrates the buzzsaw)
- Mr. Nezzer: Cool, huh? But wait, there's more! Buzz-Saw Louie also knows the true meaning of Christmas. All you have to do is push his nose and... (presses the Louie's nose)
- Buzzsaw Louie: Christmas is when you get stuff! You need more toys!
- Mr. Nezzer: Getting your own doll is easy. Just have your parents place an order, and one of our trained penguins will deliver it right to your door.
- Announcer: Delivery not available to Pugslyville due to the collapse of the Pugslyville Bridge.
- Mr. Nezzer: So take it from me, Mr. Nezzer... I mean, Santa Claus and his little elf helper.
- Mr Lunt: (wearing pointed ears and hat) Look at me, I'm an elf!
- Mr. Nezzer: You just won't be happy until you have Buzz-Saw Louie, the only toy with a working buzzsaw and the true meaning of Christmas.
- Buzzsaw Louie: Billy has more toys than you.
- (commercial ends, and the Veggie kids run home to beg their parents for more toys)
- (Bob is lying upside down in a snowpile after crashing in Junior's sled)
- Larry: Bob, Bob! Are you okay!?
- Bob: Mouse Trap!
- Larry: Huh?
- Bob: I wanted to play Mouse Trap! You roll your dice, you move your mice. Nobody gets hurt.
LarryBoy! And the Fib From Outer SpaceEdit
- (Larry and Alfred are playing Candy Land)
- Larry: I'm still stuck in the Molasses Swamp. I've been here for 38 turns. Your turn, Alfred.
- Alfred (Archibald): Right, let's see. (draws a card) Oh, look! I get to go all the way to Princess Lolly! What luck! HA! Your turn.
- Larry: (draws a card) Still stuck. I sure hope the rest of Bumblyburg is having more fun than I am.
- (Larry looks out the window to see the Larry-Signal flashing urgently. He and Alfred immediately stand up)
- Larry: Alfred, I've got work to do. Consider our game... postponed.
- LarryBoy: I am going to die!!
- Alfred: Stop yelling at me! No yelling! Yell, yell. YELLOW!
- Junior: I did it! I broke the plate!
- LarryBoy: I am that hero!
Josh And the Big WallEdit
- Tom Grape: How are we clapping?
- Pa Grape: I have no idea.
- Tom: Well Pa? Do you still want to see the pyramids?
- Pa: Oh, I've seen the pyramids. Ha! I built the pyramids! Lets go to Jericho!
- Bob: Larry. How much stuff do you need to be happy?
- Larry: I don't know. How much stuff is there?
- Madame Blueberry: I am not leaving until I have everything I need to be happy!
- [Bob and Larry are crying]
- Bob: Oh that was beautiful!
- Larry: Hold me Bob!
- Bob: I would if I could.
The End of SillinessEdit
- Larry: [sobbing] Bye Silly Songs! Nice knowing ya! (sleeps and cries like a baby)
- Archibald: Yes! It's my fault! All my fault! I'm the one to blame!
Larry-Boy And the Rumor WeedEdit
- The Weed: [singing] I'm a rumor weed! I'm a rumor weed! A tiny little story is all I need to make a big mess! I'm a rumor weed!
- Alfred: I'm not a robot, I'm British!
King George and the DuckyEdit
- King George (Larry): We did it! Oh now now now I'm happy!
- King George: Whats that?
- Melvin (Pa Grape): Its a flannelgraph, to illustrate.
- George and Louis (Bob): Ooh! Flannelgraph!
Esther...The Girl Who Became QueenEdit
- The King (Mr. Nezzer): Make me a sandwich!
- Haman (Mr. Lunt): You get in the wagon! You, bow to me!
- Mordecai (Pa Grape): Uh, no!
- Haman: Bow!
- Mordecai: No!
- Haman: BOW!
- Mordecai: I bow to no one except my God and my king!
Lyle the Kindly VikingEdit
- Omelet (Jimmy Gourd): But soft, 'tis Ophelia. (no response; Omelet repeats with emphasis) But soft! Tis Ophelia!
- Mr. Lunt: (from off-stage, wearing a pink dress) But I don't wanna do it! It's embarassing!
- Arcibald Asparagus: You have to. It's tradition. In Shakespeare's day, all the women roles were played by men. (shoves Lunt out onto the stage)
- Mr. Lunt: I think we're gonna get letters about this... (in character) 'Tis I, the fair Ophelia.
- Percy Pea: You guess where my ships are.
- Omelet (Jimmy Gourd): 2B?
- Percy Pea: Not 2B.
- Omelet: Drat. Uh your turn.
- Omelet: To eat or not to eat, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to share my eggs cooked light and fluffy, or to scarf down the whole thing myself. And to take "Tums" against a sea of indigestion. To eat, perchance to get a tummy ache! Aye, there's the rub.
- Sven (Larry): [singing] I need to go to the bathroom!
- Otar (Bob): Uh Sven, you can stop singing now.
The Star of ChristmasEdit
- Millward (Larry): Its Moyer the Distroyar!
- Cavis (Bob): Run Millward!
- Millward: Seymour, remember how you promised me I could take the rocket car for a ride sometime?
- Seymour (Pa Grape): Uh ya.
- Millward: Its time!
The Ballad of Little JoeEdit
- Mayor (Mr. Nezzer): [singing] Seven cows sat on a hill, so big and fat. I got my grill. I was thinking about a BBQ. Then seven scrawny ones came along and GULP..The big fat cows were gone.
An Easter CarolEdit
- Mr. Nezzer: Its a bug! A big bug!
- Hope: Do I look like a bug to you?
- Mr. Nezzer: [after looking at the clock] Yep, I'm just going to stay awake. I'm not tired at all. I'm just going to stay wiiidddee....[snores]
A Snoodles TaleEdit
- Butterbun (Scooter the Carrot): Your special just the way God made you.
- God: And lastly your wings. You know what they're for. But not just to fly son, I want you to soar!
Sumo of the OperaEdit
- Larry: [singing] Whether whether whether whether, whether you like it or not. Weather weather weather weather, weather is cold warm and hot.
- St. Patrick: So you see, God is like a shamrock.
- People: Oh great shamrock, you are powerful
- St. Patrick: No no no! This is simply a metaphor.
- People: Oh great metaphor....
- St. Patrick: No no no no! God is like a shamrock. Because He is God the father, God the son and God the holy ghost. One God, three persons.
- [Telephone busy signal sound effect coming from Bob's phone]
- Woman's voice on recording: If you'd like to make a call please hang up and try again. If you need help hang up and then dial your operator.
- Bob: Larry? Larry! Oh no, he must have ran out of quarters.
Duke and the Great Pie WarEdit
- Petunia: Whoops, [laughs] missed the door.
- Duke (Larry): Bye, I got my hat now.
- Otis (Mr. Lunt): You are lucky Duke, but watch out for yourself this time!
- Duke: No Otis! I'm going to look out for someone else first! Thats true love!
- Otis: Thats crazy!
- Duke: We'll be family Petunia. And I'll take care of you forever.
- [Petunia giggles]
Minnesota Cuke and the Search for Samson's HairbrushEdit
- Gordian: Aw this is lame. I don't even like this old playground. I'm going home to play video games.
- Martian (Bob): God says "We should love our enemies".
- Cuke (Larry): Love our enemies!?
- Cuke: One chocolate Malta.
- Julia (Petunia): Malt.
- Cuke: Ya, chocolate.
- Julia: No, it's malt. Malt is a desert, Malta is an island.
Lord of the BeansEdit
- Ahem (Mr. Lunt): Its mine I tell you its mine! Give it to me! Give it back!
- Scaryman: Sporks! Save me!
- Spork: Cookie man say no!
- Billboy (Archibald): Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.
- Toto (Junior): I want to fix this land.
Sheerluck Holmes and the Golden RulerEdit
- Trout (Mr. Nezzer): Move along!
- Spud (Mr. Lunt): Nothing to see here.
LarryBoy and the Bad AppleEdit
- LarryBoy: There's nothing wrong with playing video games, but you let this video game play you.
- Petunia: I know! I want out!
- LarryBoy: Remember kid (Junior), with great chocolate comes great responsibility.
Gideon: Tuba WarriorEdit
- Gideon (Larry): I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK!
- Angle (Pa Grape): To tell you the truth, so am I.
- Gideon: [in high-pitched voice] I scream like a girl.
- Bob: Wiggle Turtle Tubies? They look taller on TV.
- Pea: So do you tomato!
Moe and the Big ExitEdit
- Moe (Larry): High ho sliver away!
- Narrator: Some matches are made in phosphorus factories, while others are made in heaven. Either way, it all starts with a little chemistry.
The Wonderful Wizard of Ha'sEdit
- Tin man (Larry): Ohians, and fifers.
- Scarecrow (Mr. Lunt): And mares!
- Darby (Junior): Oh my!
- Lion (Pa Grape): ROAR! Woof!
[Scarecrow, Tin man and Darby running around screaming]
- Tin man: It's an ohian!
- Lion: Uh no, thats "lion".
- Tin man: Oh, lion. Lion!? Aaaaahhh!
- Lion: Oh stop! I'm not trying to scare you. I'm just hungry!
- Tin man: A hungry lion!? Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!
- Lion: No no! I'm not going to eat you. I'm just having fun with you. On the count of being so bored.
Tomato Sawyer and Huckleberry Larry's Big River RescueEdit
- Little Jimmy: [looking at a record album of "Mama Belle and Little Jimmy"] Mama!
- Tom (Bob): That's your mama?
- Little Jimmy: And me! Little Jimmy!
- Huck (Larry): Thats you?
[Tom & Huck look at Jimmy seeing he is big now]
- Little Jimmy: I grew.
- Huck: Beware the babies!
- Tom: Who's that guy?
- Huck: I think it was Colonel Sanders.
- Mr. Lunt: Personally, I found the book riveting, full of flawed characters and classic American humor.
Pistachio – The Little Boy That Woodn'tEdit
- Carrot: Oh hello cricket!
- Khalil: I am not a cricket! I am a caterpillar!
- Carrot: Silly cricket.
- Pistachio (Junior): Huh? Cricket!?
- Khalil: I AM NOT A...Pistachio! You are alive!
- Duckling: Quack?
- Madame Blueberry: No, I never played )Monopoly, but I'll give it a go.