Carl: Meat-man... ever since my son was... never born, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.

Meatwad: Master Shake told me to go in the freezer, because there was a carnival in there. There was no carnival, it was a damn freezer. I got freezer burn, and I got mushed up against that chicken.


Meatwad: [concerning the fate of M.C. Peepants] Well, wherever he is... Master Shake: He's in Hell! Meatwad: Well, wherever THAT is... Master Shake: It's a fiery pit of unpleasantness in the center of the Earth... Meatwad: OK! Well wherever THAT is, and do not say anything, I just hope that he's found some people he can fit in with.

Meatwad: See check it MC Pee Pants doesn’t just want candy anymore, he needs it. And when need something that’s a responsibility, that only an adult… of non-majority… bunnies! Carl: Yeah I got a deal at the dumpster, I mean ware house.