- Peel that pig and slice him thick.
- Burn her like a rat. Burn her like a rat.
- [To Stretch at the radio station] Can you play Inna-Vida-da-Gadda?
- Exit. E-X-I-T.
- Lick my plate you dog dick!
- Incoming Mail!!!
- It's like death eating a cracker, isn't it?
- You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well, nobody knows. But the saw, the saw is family.
- The small bussinessman... always, always, always gets it in the ass.
- You coonshits, you fudge packers, you'll be the death of me yet!
- What the hell's going on here? That the American way of entering a man's home?
- Sure took care of my hem's.
- I love this town. This town loves prime meat.
L. G. McPetersEdit
- Just had another cursin' caller. Your little ass is gonna be in big trouble with that tape girl.
- Look, darlin'. Built ya a little fry house.
- L. G. McPeters: [Seeing Chop Top cutting up records] Hey! What the shit?
- Chop Top: Lick my plate, you dog dick!
- Chop Top: Uh, I wanna... I wanna buy some uh, radio add time.
- Vanita ‘Strech’ Block: Are you fucking crazy we are closed. Off the air till' tomorrow. You'll have to just... come... back.
- Drayton: I thought you took care of her already.
- Chop Top: Yeah, well, Leatherface killed her once already, but LOOK! She's Red-faced. Oh, Bubba's been playing with her, Bubba like her. Bubba's got a girldfriend!
- After a decade of silence... The buzzz is back!
Last modified on 30 April 2011, at 08:42