The Room (film)

The Room is a 2003 film about a love triangle, directed and written by Tommy Wiseau.


  • You are lying! I never hit you! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
  • Wow, you look so sexy Lisa!
  • Anything for my princess!
  • That's the idea!
  • Don't touch me motherfucker.
  • I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, Mark.
  • It seems to me like you're the expert, Mark!
  • You betrayed me! You not good, are just chicken! Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep!
  • Hi, Doggy!
  • That's me!
  • The bank saves money and they are using me, and I am the fool.
  • They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore.
  • Hey everybody, I have an announcement to make. We're expecting!
  • Everybody betray me! I fed up with this world.
  • Let's go home.
  • Let's go eat, huh? Come on, let's go.
  • Do you understand life? Do you!?
  • What a story, Mark!
  • You know what they say, love is blind.
  • Denny, don't you have something else to do?
  • Anyway how's your sex life?
  • Denny, don't plan too much, it may not come out right.


  • Who are you calling a kid?
  • You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!
  • Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.
  • You are the cause of all this!
  • As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
  • Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do?
  • The candles, the music, the sexy dress. I mean, what's going on here?
  • I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it… beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.


  • I just needed some money to pay off some stuff.
  • You're not my fucking mother!
  • Why, Johnny? Why? Johnny, why? Why?
  • I'll be back in two minutes!
  • I just like to watch you guys.
  • Stop ganging up on me!
  • It's ok he's going to jail!
  • You look beautiful today. Can I kiss you?


  • She's a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it. What do you think I should do?
  • I just wanted to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much.
  • The computer business is too competitive.
  • What kind of money!?
  • Is he dead? IS HE DEAD?
  • I already ordered a pizza.
  • You didn't get the promotion, did you?


  • Steven: I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off!
  • Mike: Did you know that chocolate is the symbol of love?
  • Florist: You're my favorite customer!
  • Claudette: Men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time, there's nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love.
  • Claudette: I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer.
  • Peter: People are people. Sometimes they just can't see their own faults.
  • Chris R: Five minutes? You want five fucking minutes!? You know what (pulls out gun) I don't have FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!


Mark: Wow. So, uh, you gonna be ready?
Lisa: How do you mean that? I'm always ready... for you.

Lisa: Do you want me to order a pizza?
Johnny: Whatever, I don't care.
Lisa: I already ordered a pizza.
Johnny: You think about everything, ha ha ha.

Lisa: You can come out now, Johnny. She's gone.
Johnny: In a few minutes, bitch.
Lisa: Who are you calling a bitch?!
Johnny: You and your stupid mother.

Lisa: Did you get your promotion?
Johnny: Nah.
Lisa: You didn't get it, did you?

Lisa: I still love you.
Johnny: You're the only one who does.

Steven: When is the baby due?
Lisa: There is no baby.
Steven: What? What are talking about?
Lisa: I told him that to make it interesting.

Mark: How was work today?
Johnny: Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.
Mark: What client?
Johnny: I can not tell you, it's confidential.
Mark: Oh come on. Why not?
Johnny: No I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?

Denny: So what sort of movie are we gonna see?
Johnny: ... Ah, don't plan too much. It might not come out right.

Lisa: Johnny got drunk last night...and he hit me.
Claudette: Johnny doesn't drink!


  • Can you really trust anyone?
  • ...Are you ready to see reflections of your life?


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