The Powerpuff Girls

The Powerpuff Girls is an animated show created by Craig McCracken. It follows the adventures of Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup, three little girls literally created from sugar, spice, and everything nice. Their creator and adopted father, Professor Utonium, also adds Chemical X by mistake, giving the girls superpowers. They use their gifts to save the city of Townsville from evil.

Season 1Edit

Monkey See, Doggie Do [1.6b]Edit

Blossom: Gee, I sure hope we can find a trail.

[After changing everyone in Townsville into dogs with the Anubis Head]
Mojo Jojo: All right, you flea-bitten curs! Heel! I, Mojo Jojo, am your master, and you shall obey my commands like the dogs you are! Because I am your master, it is I who you will obey! Obeying commands is what you will do! I will give you commands, and you will obey them!

Blossom: Not so fast...
Buttercup: Mojo...
Bubbles: Jojo!
[The Girls are changed into dogs]
Mojo Jojo: Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say, "Power-pups"?

Major Competition [1.2b]Edit

Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE IS ON FIRE!!
Mugger: [Holding an old woman at gunpoint] Uh... everybody freeze or the old lady gets it!
[The crowd gasps in terror]
Major Man: Halt, vile villain, or taste the bitter flavor of justice that Major Man will serve you!
Buttercup: [Sing-song voice] Cor-ny!
[The crowd shushes her.]

Octi Evil [1.6a]Edit

Narrator: It appears our Girls are being secretly monitored. But by who? [upon seeing who it is, he is suddenly scared] Oh, no! Not... I-- I-- I can't say it! This is a villain so evil, so sinister, so horribly vile, that even the utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of men! The only safe way to refer to this king of darkness is simply... Him!
Him: [watching the monster being beaten up by the Girls, he speaks in an effeminate voice] Oh, snake beast. You didn't destroy them at all, did you? How could the Powerpuff Girls [speaks in a demonic voice] humiliate you [effeminate] so completely, hmm?
Bubbles: I hate it when you guys fight.
[Him, hearing what Bubbles said from his television, rewinds what she said a couple of times before grinning evilly]
Him: [effeminate] Yes! Yes! [demonic] Well, I love it when you girls fight! [effeminate] I think you should fight more often. Oh, Bubbles, don't cry, little one. I'm here for you.
Bubbles: Oh, I don't like arguing. Why can't we all just get along, instead of fighting and arguing?
[A voice suddenly comes from Bubbles' toy, Octi]
Octi: Bubbles...Bubbles...
Bubbles: Who said that? Octi?
Octi: Yes, Bubbles. I can talk. And I heard what you were saying about your sisters. You're right, Bubbles. It's wrong for them to fight.
Bubbles: You are talking.
Octi: Yes, Bubbles. Come closer so I can tell you more. Let's not listen to that anymore. Listen, in my opinion, Blossom is being far too bossy for her own good.
[The camera pulls back to reveal Him in his lair, speaking through a microphone; he is the voice inside Octi]
Him: [Speaking in a whisper voice] In fact, I think that Buttercup should be in charge. Yeah, that's it. Bubbles, you should talk to Buttercup and tell her that she should be running the show.
Narrator: Oh, what did I tell you about Him? Evil...evil, pure and simple!
Him: [Watching Blossom and Buttercup fight, speaking in his Octi voice] Well, I suppose it was inevitable. I always knew they wouldn't last... [Speaking normally in effeminate voice] on the same team! With Blossom and Buttercup busy fighting, Bubbles doesn't stand a chance! [Cackles demonically]
Bubbles: Oh, Octi, now they're fighting more than ever. I'm so confused. Octi, tell me what to do. Octi? Why don't you say something?
Him: [Speaking through Octi in his Octi voice] Stupid little girl!
Bubbles: Huh?
'[Octi turns red and begins to grow into a giant. Him's voice is heard]
Him: [effeminate] They're fighting because of you, because you believe your toys can really talk, and you actually do what they tell you to do.
Bubbles: I know that voice. You're...Him!
Him: Very good. I'm flattered! But thank you, Bubbles. Thank you for helping me break up the Powerpuff Girls once and for all. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go [demonic] and destroy the world!
[Bubbles confronts Him in his giant Octi form]
Bubbles: Stop! You used me!
Him: [effeminate] Oh, is that what I did?
Bubbles: That's not fair!
Him: No, it isn't. Neither is [demonic] THIS!
[He grabs Bubbles with his tentacle]

Geshund Fight [1.1b]Edit

Bossman: Blossom, come watch us do a crime!

Boogie Frights [1.1a]Edit

[Being chased by Boogie Man]
Bubbles: Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone! [Crying]
Professor Utonium: Bubbles, if you can just face your fears, then I know you can find the courage to beat him.

Telephonies [1.6a]Edit

Narrator: The city of Townsville! And what a beautiful city she is, full of--
[A phone rings]
Narrator: Oh, excuse me. [Answers phone] Uh... hello?
Ace: [Over phone] Yeah, listen, jerkface, you good for nothin' toad!
Narrator: You can't talk to me like that!
Ace: [Over phone] How 'bout this? I THINK YOU STINK! I CAN SMELL YA OVER THE PHONE!
Narrator: Why I oughta... WHO IS THIS?!
[The caller hangs up]
Narrator: Hello?! Hello?!

[The Girls have just broken into Him's lair to find him doing aerobics]
Him: [effeminate voice] Hello, girls! What a pleasant surprise! Ooh, what's the occasion?
Blossom: Uh, we were wondering...
Him: How I stay so fit? Well, now you know.
Blossom: Uh, no, actually. Did you do anything evil today?
Him: No, not today. Why do you ask?
Blossom: No reason, just wondering.
Him: This figure doesn't come easy, you know. I took a little time off to get into shape.
Blossom: So, you haven't been...?
Him: Nope.
Blossom: [Chuckling nervously] Okay, I guess we'll see you later.
Him: I guess you will.
Blossom: Okay, bye, then.
[The Girls fly off]
Him: Goodbye, girls! Come back soon! Goodbye...

Him: [To Mojo Jojo on the phone; demonic voice] Mojo! It's me... [effeminate voice] Him!
Mojo Jojo: Yes, sir! What is it?
Him: [demonic] You wouldn't believe what just happened!
Mojo Jojo: The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
Him: WHAT?! How did you know?!
Mojo Jojo: The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
Him: Well, put him on!
[Mojo puts Fuzzy on the line]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: [Shaking with fury] BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!
Him: This is an outrage!
Mojo Jojo: You are right! We are all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: BIRTHDAY SUIT!! [Cries]
Him: We should complain!
Mojo Jojo: But to whom?

Big Billy: Hello?
Him: [demonic voice] I demand to speak with The Mayor!
Big Billy: He's not here right now. Can I take a massage?
Him: Do you know when he'll be back?
Big Billy: Uh...I don’t know. See, Grubber tricked the Mayor into leaving so we could break in and use the Powerpuff hotline to make crank calls.
Him: Huh?! [effeminate voice] You don't say. Well, to whom might I be speaking?
Big Billy: Uh, this is Billy.
Him: Billy who?
Big Billy: Big Billy from the Gangrene Gang. Who is this? [Him hangs up the phone] Hello?
'[A crash suddenly shakes the room, snapping the Gangrene Gang awake. Him, Mojo Jojo, and Fuzzy Lumpkins have come in, looking enraged]
Him: So, you guys like to make [demonic] crank calls?!
[Him, Mojo, and Fuzzy quickly beat up the Gangrene Gang]

Tough Love [1.6b]Edit

Narrator: Those little scamps are so adorable! How we just love the Powerpuff Girls!
[Him is in a bathtub, looking angry]
Him: [effeminate voice] Oh, how I [demonic] HATE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
Narrator: Hate the Powerpuff Girls?! Who could hate the...? Oh, no. Please don't let it be...Him!
Him: [effeminate] Oh, Powerpuff Girls, save us! Oh, Powerpuff Girls, we need you! Oh, Powerpuff Girls, we love you! [demonic] Powerpuff Girls! Powerpuff Girls!! POWERPUFF GIRLS!!! [Looks at a rubber ducky; effeminate] Oh, Mr. Quackers, am I the only one who [demonic] hates those [effeminate] adorable little brats? [Squeaks his ducky] You hate them, too? Oh, I knew I could count on you! But how can I possibly beat them with all that [demonic] love surrounding them?! [Squeaks his ducky; effeminate] What's that you say? Yes! [demonic] That's brilliant! [effeminate] Oh, Mr. Quackers, you are so smart. Quite a positively evil scheme you've hatched. And I'll finally be rid of those girls... [demonic] FOREVER!!
Him: [effeminate] Poor, ususpecting Townsville, all snug in your beds. Unaware of the evil that lurks above your heads. And so, with a flick of my wrist and a twirl of my claw... [demonic] I'll be rid of those girls once and for all.
Buttercup: Wow, this has turned out to be one freaky day.
Bubbles: Yeah. Something strange is going on.
Narrator: [affected by Him's evil gas and yelling] Aw, for crying out loud, WOULD YOU THREE SHUT UP FOR ONCE?! Always griping and moaning about something! Sheesh, you give me a headache!
[All the citizens of Townsville, all affected by Him's evil gas, are cornering the Powerpuff Girls, preparing to destroy them]
Buttercup: Why are you people doing this?!
Bubbles: Don't you love us anymore?
Blossom: Yeah, you act as if you, as if you...
Him: [offscreen; effeminate] Hate you?
Blossom: Yeah! Hate us! [Realizes who responded to her question] Wait, who said that?
[Him appears]
Him: Why, I did, of course.
Powerpuff Girls: [gasp in horror] It's Him!
Him: [demonic] Right you are, girls! [Appears in front of the Professor; effeminate] And right you are about your loved ones.
[He licks the Professor's face]
Blossom: Take your claws off of the Professor!
Bubbles: What's he ever done to you?
Him: Oh, it's not what he's done to me, but what he's going to do [demonic] to YOU! [effeminate] You see, I've taken all of their love for you and turned...it into... [demonic] HATE! [The girls gasp in horror; effeminate] Now they will destroy you. [demonic] And you poor, helpless creatures won't be able to fight back. [effeminate] Because the Powerpuff Girls would never hurt the ones they love. Oh, no, they wouldn't! [demonic] NOW DESTROY THEM!
[The people of Townsville, affected by Him's evil gas, are battling with the Powerpuff Girls, who are on the losing end, until Buttercup rises and knocks the mob away with one punch, stunning Him]
Buttercup: Come on, you guys! Get up and fight!
Blossom: Buttercup, what are you doing? We can't hurt the ones we love.
Buttercup: Those people aren't our loved ones. Our loved ones would never want to hurt us!
Blossom and Bubbles: [getting the point] Hey, yeah!
Buttercup: [points to Him] They're just pawns in his evil scheme!
Him: [giggles; effeminate] Well, you know...
Buttercup: Which means...
Powerpuff Girls: Let's get 'em!
Him: [frowns] Uh-oh.
[After the Powerpuff Girls defeat their loved ones and rid them of Him's evil gas, they confront Him]
Blossom: Don't ever make us have to do that again!
Buttercup: Or it will be your last!
Him: [effeminate] Tsk, tsk, tsk. You girls underestimate me. I never give repeat performances. But I assure you, I'll be back!

Mr. Mojo's Rising [1.4b]Edit

[Mojo Jojo's letter to the Girls:]
Dear Powerpuff Girls,
I have kidnapped Professor Utonium! I have taken him someplace against his will! If you look for him in the spots he likes to be, you will not find him! He's with me - but not by choice! I took him and he didn't like it!
This message is from, and was written by, Mojo Jojo.
Bubbles: [after reading it] Who could have done this?
[Blossom and Buttercup look annoyed]

Paste Makes Waste [1.2a]Edit

Buttercup: EAT THIS, PASTE EATER!!!!

Loyd & Floyd: Hey dude........
Mitch Mitchelson: What!
Loyd & Floyd: Dude..... Dude....

Blossom: You know what you have to do!
Buttercup: No! Anything but that!
Blossom: Buttercup!
Buttercup: No, no, no, no, no! All right! ELMER!!

Buttercup: [To Elmer, who has turned into a giant paste monster, and is covered in flour; sing-song voice] You can't stick to me! You can't stick to me! Nyah nyah nyah-nyah--
[Elmer grows a hole in his stomach and Buttercup flies through it]
Buttercup: --Nyah???

Just Another Manic Mojo [2.11a]Edit

Mojo Jojo: Now to have some breakfast!
[He finds only one egg in the fridge]
Mojo Jojo: ONE EGG LEFT?! For a nutritious breakfast, TWO eggs is the minimum requirement! And I have but ONE, which is ONE shy of TWO! And it is TWO that I need! Curses! I must immediately purchase some eggs, for I need to have breakfast, and without the eggs I cannot have the breakfast that I so require!
[He storms down the long staircase that runs to the bottom of the volcano, then suddenly skids to a halt]
Mojo Jojo: [pats his outift in panic] I have forgotten my wallet! Curses!
[He storms back up]
[Cut to him returning down, to discover kids playing in his moat]
Mojo Jojo: HEY, YOU KIDS!!! GET OUT OF MY MOAT!!! IT IS NOT MADE TO BE PLAYED IN!!!
[The kids ignore him]
Mojo Jojo: [leaving] I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten.

The Rowdyruff Boys [2.12]Edit

Bubbles: [Picks up the phone] Hello?
Mojo Jojo: Hello. May I speak to Professor Utonium?
Bubbles: Who shall I say is calling?
Mojo Jojo: Oh, no one he'd know, just a curious stranger.
[Pause]
Bubbles: [Yelling] PROFESSOR! There’s a stranger on the phone!
Professor: [picking up the phone] Hello, Mr. Stranger, what can I do for you?
Mojo Jojo: Oh. [Clears throat] Ah, hi, I’m calling from Townsville Community College and I’m doing a report on the Powerpuff Girls, and I was wondering, what exactly are those little girls made of?
Professor: Ah, oh, well, the Powerpuff Girls. Oh, let’s see now, eight cups of sugar, a pinch of spice, one tablespoon of everything nice, and, now this one’s important: accidentally add a drop of Chemical X. And voila!
Mojo Jojo: That's it? I mean, wow. Thanks.
Professor: I also have a great recipe for pound--
[Mojo hangs up]

Mojo Jojo: Let’s see, snips and snails and a puppy dog’s tail . . . all that leaves is Chemical X. There must be something around here with that potency. Aha! [it’s a stinky toilet] Yes, definitely Chemical X!

[After creating three Puff-esque boys, Mojo hugs them in a fatherly manner]
Mojo Jojo: Ah, my children!
Brick: [grabs him threateningly] Hands off! Who do you think you are anyway, Pops?!
Mojo Jojo: Why, yes, I am your father, children!
Boomer: Hey! We ain't no babies!
Rowdyruff Boys: WE'RE THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS!
Boomer: Boomer!
Brick: Brick!
Butch: Butch!
Brick: We're here to kick some butt! And since yours is the only one around, we're gonna start with you!
Mojo Jojo: Oh, no, boys. You don’t want to kick my butt; my butt is as rotten as yours. What you want are butts settled on the throne of justice!
The Rowdyruff Boys: Yeah!
Mojo Jojo: Butts planted in the soil of nobility!
The Rowdyruff Boys: Yeah!
Mojo Jojo: Butts nestled between the pillars of peace and love! The butts you want to kick are the butts of the Powerpuff Girls!
The Rowdyruff Boys: Let's get 'em!

Brick: Hey! What's wrong with you girls?! You're supposed to start crying when we hit ya!
Boomer: Yeah!
Blossom: What are you guys, new?
Bubbles: Yeah! We're the Powerpuff Girls!
Buttercup: And it takes a lot more than a couple of cheap shots to make us cry!
Brick: [smirking] Well, then. I guess we'll just have to serve it up...

[Bubbles is thrown through a shop window]

Mr. Cooper: Bubbles, are you ok?
Bubbles: Yeah. Sorry about your window, Mr. Pooper.
Mr. Cooper: It's Cooper! COOPER!

The Mayor: And furthermore, every Wednesday shall be pretzel day! [Blossom is thrown against the window of his office] Hello Blossom! [She slides down] Goodbye, Blossom. [Bubbles is thrown against the window of his office] Hello Bubbles! [She slides down] Goodbye, Bubbles. [Buttercup is thrown against the window of his office] Hello Buttercup! [She slides down] Goodbye, Buttercup. What sort of pretzels do you suppose the girls like, Bavarian, or tiny twists?
Miss Bellum: Sir, I think the girls may be in trouble.
The Mayor: Whatever makes you say that?

[After the Rowdyruff Boys zoom past the Powerpuff Girls, the exhaust leaves the Girls weakened and coughing]
Butch: Good thing we had those burritos for lunch!
Boomer: [laughs] Yeah, dude!
Brick: [snickers] Word! [fiercely] NOW LET'S FINISH THOSE SISSIES!!!

Miss Bellum: What do little boys fear more than anything in the world?
Bubbles: Bugs!
Buttercup: No, Bubbles, that’s what you’re afraid of.
Bubbles: Oh, yeah.

[After the Girls magically kiss the Rowdyruff Boys, destroying them]
Mojo Jojo: Curse you again, Powerpuff Girls! I'll be back, but next time I will not be defeated! It is you who will be defeated! And when you are defeated, it is you who will have lost!
Narrator: Oh, Mojo, shut up!

Blossom: I kinda liked kissing.
Bubbles: Yeah!
[She and Blossom giggle]
Blossom: How about you, Buttercup?
[Buttercup starts spitting in disgust]
Buttercup: Yuck! Buck!
[Blossom and Bubbles laugh]

[After defeating Mojo]
Buttercup: Give it up, Mo-joke!
Bubbles: You will never defeat us. So there.
[She blows a raspberry at Mojo]
Blossom: [Resting her hands on her hips] The Powerpuff Girls never lose!

Ice Sore [S3E02-b]Edit

Blossom: Hi, Pablo!
Pablo: Blossom, how come your sisters are so mean?
Blossom: Oh, it's 'cause I have ice power and they don't and they're all jealous.
Bubbles, Buttercup: [To Pablo] Nyah!

Season 2Edit

Stuck Up, Up, and AwayEdit

[After Blossom has used her ice breath on a flying Princess to rid her of her superpowered suit, and she falls, crying, but Blossom catches her before she can hit the ground.]
Princess Morbucks: [crying] Why won't you let me be a Powerpuff Girl?
Blossom: Because you're just a spoiled brat.
[Puts Princess down]
Blossom: And being a Powerpuff Girl isn't about getting your way, or having the best stuff, or being popular or powerful. It's about using your own unique abilities to help people and the world we all live in. And you, little girl, have done nothing worthy of the name "Powerpuff".

Slave the Day [2.6a]Edit

Narrator: "The city of Townsville... SMELLS"?!! Say, what's going on here? "The Mayor's dumb"?! That's just rude!

[Big Billy "reads" the girls a bedtime story]
Big Billy: "So the 3 Little Wolves went to the pig's house, and they said, 'FE FI FO FUM, you sure have big teeth, Grandma!' And so Hansel and the 3 Blind Mice climbed up the beanstalk to sell Mother Goose an old shoe!"

Los Dos Mojos [2.6b]Edit

[Bubbles is revealed to be wearing Mojo Jojo's clothes]
Blossom, Buttercup: Bubbles?!
Narrator: Bubbles?!
Mayor: Bubbles?!
Talking Dog: Bubbles?!
Crowd: Bubbles?!
Mojo Jojo: [in a towel] Bubbles.
Mr. Freddy: (with the Asian people) Señor Arnold, you must come see Bubbles.
Señor Arnold: (walks to them while being mad) I'm not paying you guys to see Bubbles now get in the car.
Bubbles: [in a Mojo-like manner] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
Mojo Jojo: [annoyed] I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To-the-point! I--
[Buttercup starts beating him up]
Buttercup: Take this! And that! And some of these! And one of those!
Blossom: What kind of evil have you bestowed upon our sister?!
Mojo Jojo: You’ve got to be kidding. I'm wet! I'm naked! Your sister is wearing my clothes! And this is all part of some evil plot... TO RULE THE WORLD AS A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?!?!?
Blossom: Bubbles, everything's fine. We're here to rescue you.
Mojo Bubbles: No it isn't gonna be fine, Blossom. You're not coming to rescue me.

Mojo Bubbles: [after Mojo offers that they both work as a team and take over the world] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not my name! For the name Bubbles is not the correct name to address me by, because is not my name! If you were to address me by the name Mojo Jojo, that would be correct, for my name is Mojo Jojo! And I will only be addressed by that name, which is Mojo Jojo! And furthermore, it is not "we" who will rule the world - it is "I"! I, being Mojo Jojo - who is not Bubbles - shall rule this world alone, which is to say, without anybody else, and without anybody else shall I rule this world! And when this world is ruled by only one person, and not a collective group, that one person who shall be ruling the world will be none other than me, Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
Mojo Jojo: Oh, SHUT UP!!!
[He hits her around the head with a girder, then reclaims his helmet]
Mojo Jojo: That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one! Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out! So, the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world SHALL BE ME! And being the only Mojo Jojo in the world, I will rule the world, in which there is only one MOJO JOJO!!!

Narrator: And so once again, the day is saved, thanks to Mojo Bubbles...er the Powerpu... Ah, heck, the day was saved. So says me, the Narrator - so called because I speak the narrative of the story! I advance the plot! I begin and end each episode of Powerpuff Girls! ME! THE NARRATOR!

Cover Up [2.11b]Edit

[holding a blanket to her cheek]
Buttercup: I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter.

Buttercup: NO!! I NEED MY BLANKET!

Speed Demon [2.12a]Edit

Him: [laughs; effeminate] Don't you know the faster you go, time slows down? Your time stopped for fifty years whilst you were out racing around.
Blossom: I know that voice!
Him: Seconds, minutes, hours, days and nights all crawl by on hands and knees as you race the speed of light.
[Him has now emerged. The Girls gasp in horror]
Bubbles: Look!
Him: Yes! Coming back now? Remember?
[Buttercup remembers her dare to her sisters: "So - which of you slowpokes wants to race me home?"]
Buttercup: No!
Him: Yes! As you raced through time, [demonic] the whole world went to HECK!
Blossom: You lie! Don't believe him, Girls!
[The Girls severely attack and batter Him - but he seems totally unaffected]
Him: [effeminate] Are you finished?
Buttercup: No, but you are!
Blossom: Don't you know you can never beat us?
Him: Beat you? But girls, don't you see? I've [demonic] already WON!!!!!
[He transforms into a larger, more terrifying version of himself]
Him: The beauty lies in the blame, because it's your fault for leaving! Just ask your friends.
Citizens: Powerpuff Girls. You did this. You did this.
Blossom: No!
Him: All I did was take over. It was easy!
Citizens: [chanting] Why'd you leave us, Powerpuff Girls? Why? You weren't here to protect us. You weren't here. It's your fault. Your fault...your fault...
Blossom: Wh-what have we done?!
[Him laughs evily]
Buttercup: No! No! NO!
Bubbles: AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [begins to cry]
Citizens: ...your fault...your fault...

[The Powerpuff Girls, screaming in defiance, fly into space, then dive back to earth at supersonic speeds, thus going back in time]

Season 3Edit

Child Fearing [3.2b]Edit

[Mojo Jojo is forced to tell the Girls a bedtime story]]
Mojo Jojo: Very well, then. I will tell you my favorite story... ABOUT THE GREATEST CONQUEROR WHO EVER LIVED! Napoleon! [He envisions himself as Napoleon] He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.
The Powerpuff Girls: [Sing-song voice] BO-RING! [Mojo's vision is shattered]
Blossom: Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent Rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic Empire! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
Bubbles: And your analysis on the Invasion of Russia is also incorrect! Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
Buttercup: Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the Allied Nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, whereafter he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]

Bubblevision [3.4a]Edit

Professor: Bubbles, you look super.

Helter Shelter [3.13a]Edit

Blossom: All right, Bubbles! what animal do you have hiding in there?!
Bubbles: He's not an animal, [She opens the door and shows a blue whale in their bedroom] he's a mammal!

Jewel of the AisleEdit

The Powerpuff Girls: [Sing-song voice] Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King!

Super ZeroesEdit

[The Powerpuff Girls, inspired by their favorite superheroes from their comics, and calling themselves Liberty Belle, Harmony Bunny and Mange, are attempting to fight a monster, but are unable to harm it, much to the monster's annoyance]
Monster: STOP!!
Blossom: What?
Bubbles: What?
Buttercup: Huh?
Monster: Better heroes, huh? Listen, girls. My name is Steve. I'm a monster. I've been coming here for three days causing all sorts of damage to your town, and what do I get? Two days of no-shows, and now this: A flag girl who does rope tricks, some rabbit, and Little Miss Darkness who's afraid of a little sun.
Buttercup: Hey, do you have any idea who you're talking to?
Bubbles: We're superheroes!
Blossom: Real ones!
Steve the Monster: You know, that's great and all. But, what am I supposed to tell all the guys back at Monster Isle? You see, when a monster visits Townsville, he must fight the Powerpuff Girls. And if he can hold his own and make it back to Monster Isle alive, he's a hero. Now, this new bit is just not gonna cut it. Sure, you didn't have a thirst for vengence, stickers with faces on them, or souped-up vehicles, 'cause you didn't need them. You see, even if you take away the costumes, props and angst... [takes all of the Girls' costumes off, revealing them in their normal Powerpuff outfits] you still have all the bravery and courage it takes to save the day. So, what do you say, Powerpuff Girls?
Blossom: Let's get him!
Steve the Monster: Now, that's better.
[He gets beat up by the Girls]
Narrator: So, once again, the day is saved...with no thanks to Liberty Belle, Harmony Bunny, or Mange...but to the one and only Powerpuff Girls!

Meet the Beat-AllsEdit

Mojo Jojo: The city of Townsville. I hate you! I do not enjoy the fact that three superhero female children take up residence in you! And by hurting me and forcing me to dwell in one of your correctional facilities, these mutant infant girls prevent me from obtaining political control of you! But you will be mine, and they will most certainly...
Him: [effeminate voice] Pay! I have been made a fool by you for the last time. But as they say, all good things must come to an end. And your end is...
Princess Morbucks: [Talking to her father] Tonight! Think of it as an investment toward your future. If I don't destroy the Powerpuff Girls tonight, I'LL NEVER GIVE YOU A DAY OF PEACE UNTIL I...
[Cut to Fuzzy trying to sing]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: Doo... doo-doo-doo... [Hits only wrong notes] Oh, I'm sorry, Jo. I can't play you purty tonight. I got them derned Powerpuffs in my noodle! And they make me so mad I wanna...
Mojo Jojo: [Stomping through the streets in his robot walker] Destroy them I will! Tonight is the night in which...
Him: Your reign of goodness will end. [grows much taller] And my reign of [demonic voice] evil shall...
Princess Morbucks: [Flying around with her jet thrusters] Begin to take hold, as I take over...
Fuzzy Lumpkins: [Walking around carrying a large rock] Townsville ain't gonna be no more after I get them Powerpuff....
Professor Utonium: Girls, time for bed.

Fuzzy Lumpkins: Hey! What are y'all doing here?
Mojo Jojo: Well, I'm here to destroy the Powerpuff Girls. And I can only assume that these two losers are here to watch a master at work.
Him: [demonic] Listen, you pathethic primate! It is I who shall destroy the Powerpuff Girls, not you! [effeminate] So, why not run along and have a banana?
Mojo: Oh, that is a misconception!
[Him and Mojo begin to argue, until Princess Morbucks stops them]
Princess Morbucks: Quiet! Now, listen. It doesn't matter that you get all your little gadgets, or that you're the ultimate evil. All that matters is that I destroy the Powerpuff Girls! Which I will, because I have the most powerful power in the whole wide world. COLD HARD CASH!
Mojo: She has a point there.
Him: Yes, she does.
[Pause]
Mojo: But, still...
Him: Yeah!
[They resume arguing, along with Princess]
Fuzzy: Hey, I wanna fight, too.
[He joins in the argument]

[After all four villains end up defeating the Powerpuff Girls]
Him: [effeminate] Did we just do what I think we did?
Mojo: Yes. Individually, we have failed time and again. But together, we are victorious.
Princess: I propose we join forces, and merge into one super-villain conglomerate!
Fuzzy: Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup? We beat 'em? We beat all of 'em?
Him: That's it! We will be known as...the Silver Beat-Alls!
Mojo: No. Too fancy. We shall be known as...the Beat-Alls!

Professor Utonium: Girls! Girls! I read the news today. Oh boy...
Blossom: [reading] 'Beat-Alls crash Mr Kite's benefit. Powerpuffs nowhere in sight.' So what?
Professor Utonium: Oh, girls... Yesterday all our troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as though they're here to stay. Sitting here eight days a week, everyone seems to think you're lazy. I don't care, I think they're crazy. But you used to be running everywhere at such a speed! Now you think there's no need.
Buttercup: There isn't!
Bubbles: If we can't stop the Beat-Alls...
Blossom: We're never saving the day again.
Professor Utonium: Oh, you can't do that. What will Townsville do when they look for the girls with the sun in their eyes and they're gone?
Blossom: But what can we do?
Professor Utonium: Well, first of you have to realize that the Beat-Alls are just a rock band.
Girls: Huh?
Professor Utonium: Fuzzy, he does that- that- rock thing. But that's not important. What is important is this: Mojo Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last. He's just getting by with a little help from his friends.
Buttercup: Are you saying we should try to break up the Beat-Alls?
Bubbles: Is that possible?
Professor Utonium: Sure. I'm certain that it happens all the time.
Girls: But how?
Professor Utonium: Listen: Do you want to know a secret?
Narrator: Sounds like the Professor has some magical mystery tricks up his sleeve!

[Mojo and his new girlfriend, Moko Jono, are both screeching loudly. Him, Princess and Fuzzy are covering their ears]
Him: [effeminate] Mojo? Mojo? [demonic] MOJO!
Mojo: What?!
Him: [effeminate] I still don't get it!
Mojo: The louder you yell, the more pain it causes the listener, and their pain...is...our...pleasure!
Him: [demonic] Mojo, you're a pain!
Fuzzy: You're on your own!
Princess: We quit!
Mojo: What?
Him, Princess and Fuzzy: WE QUIT!
Mojo: Good, good! But even louder!
[Him, Princess and Fuzzy leave in annoyance]
Fuzzy: Now what do we do?
Him: [effeminate] Let's get back to where we once belonged.

Season 4Edit

Super Friends [4.4]Edit

[The girls introduce their new friend Robin to Professor Utonium]
Buttercup: This is the professor - he's sort of our dad. He created us in his laboratory.
Professor: Yes, uh... well, it was sort of an accident...
Robin: That's okay, Professor - I was an accident, too!

Princess: Hey girls, let me be a Powerpuff Girl for a day and you could ride in Daddy's limo with me to school!
Blossom: No thanks, Princess. We'd rather walk with our new friend, Robin, to school.
Princess: Very well then. You obviously don't know a thing about first class travel...... how 'bout 5 bucks?
Blossom: [Resting her hands on her hips] Would that be 5 bucks to ride in your limo, or 5 bucks to be a Powerpuff Girl?

All Chalked UpEdit

[Blossom breaks up a fight between Bubbles and Buttercup over drawing over a playground]
Blossom: All right, break it up, break it up! What's going on here?
Bubbles: Well, she started it!
Buttercup: She was the one drawing all over the place!
[She and Bubbles resume arguing with each other]
Blossom: SHUT UP! [Bubbles and Buttercup stop arguing] Bubbles, you first.
Bubbles: Well, I was just minding my own business, drawing...
Buttercup: You see?
Blossom: Buttercup, let Bubbles finish!
Mitch: Just fight already!
Bubbles: Buttercup has to share the blacktop just like everyone else.
Blossom: That sounds fair to me.
Buttercup: [losing it] No way! I'm not sharing nothing! This is the playground! There's plenty of paper in the classroom! She doesn't need to fill the blacktop with her scribbles! You know what I think of Bubbles and her drawings?! YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?!! [Destroys Bubbles' chalk by crushing it] That's what I think.
Blossom: Buttercup!
'
[Bubbles is exploring a magical, colorful world of chalk]
Bubbles: Oh, I love each and every one of you! What is this magical place?
[A butterfly, with Him's face on it, appears; Bubbles doesn't recognize Him]
Him: [speaking in a crossover between a squeaky voice and his effeminate voice] We've been waiting a long time for you, Bubbles.
Bubbles: You have?
Him: Oh, yes! We've been waiting for the perfect time to welcome you to our world!
Bubbles: How long have you been here?
Him: As long as you have had imagination. And as you can see, we have a present for you.
[He reveals a chalk box]
Bubbles: The chalk!
Him: Yes, the chalk. And you can help us make our world even more beautiful!
Bubbles: Ah, shucks. I couldn't do that.
Him: Oh, yes, you can! Isn't that right, friends? All we need is your imagination!
[He makes himself and Bubbles appear in a blackboard]
Bubbles: Where are we?
Him: The whole world is your canvas. And here, you can draw anything you want with your magical chalk! Try it.
Bubbles: But what do I draw?
Him: Draw anything you feel. Draw what makes you happy.
Bubbles: Hmm. What makes me happy? [She draws a flower on the board] There! How's that?
Him: Good! But now, watch. [The flower grows more large petals] Draw some more. More happy things!
[Bubbles draws on the board a bird's nest on a tree with a mother bird on the nest]
Bubbles: There!
Him: Look! [The eggs hatch into baby birds] See what your imagination can do? Draw, draw! [Bubbles draws a beach with a sunset, seagulls and a school of fish] Well, what do you think?
Bubbles: I've never drawn prettier things! They light up my life!
Him: Well, there's more to it than just happy little drawings.
Bubbles: What do you mean?
Him: Artists draw all of their feelings.
Bubbles: Like a happy feeling.
Him: Well, not just happy feelings. Haven't you ever been frustrated, sad? How about angry?
Bubbles: No.
Him: No?
Bubbles: Never.
Him: Never?
Bubbles: No!
Him: No?
Bubbles: No, never!
[She suddenly realizes she's becoming angry and covers her mouth]
Him: Aha! It's okay to be angry, and it's important to express it. Let's wipe the state clean. [The beach drawing disappears] Now, remember when Buttercup destroyed your chalk at the playground?
Bubbles: Yeah, that wasn't very fair.
Him: That's right! Now get your chalk. Let's draw that feeling.
Bubbles: What does it look like?
Him: Draw a big scribble. Hard and fast. More! More! Harder, faster! [Bubbles does as she has been told] How does that make you feel?
Bubbles: Better, I guess.
Him: Good! Now draw some more. Draw how Buttercup made you feel. Who is she to tell you what to do? Push her around? Feel your anger. [Bubbles, feeling her anger, draws monsters on the blackboard] Did you get all your anger out?
Bubbles: Yes! [Pants] I had no idea I could express myself like that.
Him: Neither did I.
[Him vanishes]
[As the chalk monsters attack Pokey Oaks Kindergarten]
Blossom: EVERYONE GET INSIDE!! [All the kids run into the classroom. A giant chalk turtle smashes the classroom's roof] EVERYONE GET OUTSIDE!!
Buttercup: Everyone, fall back inside!
[The kids run back outside]
[As the girls try to defeat the monsters by erasing them with erasers, but to no avail]
Bubbles: He can't do that!
[Him, still in the form of a butterfly, appears; Bubbles still does not recognize Him]
Him: [squeaky and effeminate voice] I think he can.
Bubbles: Oh! Thank goodness you're here! I drew all these monsters and they came to life. But now you're here and you can help.
Him: But why would I help you, when this whole thing was [instantly transforms into his normal form; demonic voice] MY idea?!
Bubbles: [Gasps] It was you! You made me do this!
Him: [putting his arm around Bubbles; effeminate] Au contaire. I just provided the chalk.
Blossom: You leave Bubbles alone!
Him: It was you who draw monsters!
Bubbles: Get your claws off me!
[She releases herself from Him's grasp]
Him: [demonic] That's good! [effeminate] Express that anger, just like before! Remember how good it felt?
Bubbles: Okay, I will!
Blossom and Buttercup: No, Bubbles, wait! [Bubbles uses her chalk and eraser to turn the chalk turtle into a happier turtle, much to Him's shock] Go, Bubbles!
[Bubbles then uses the chalk to turn all the other monsters into happy drawings. Him is enraged]
Him: [demonic] No! No! NO!!
Powerpuff Girls: All right!
Him: You can't do that! You're supposed to express your anger!
Bubbles: I am. I'm just expressing it in a positive way. And I think you were more positive when you were a cute...little...butterfly! [Uses her chalk to draw on Him, turning him into a butterfly, embarrassing Him] What do you think?
Blossom: Oh, yes.
Buttercup: Much better.
'[Him, humiliated and defeated, becomes enraged]
Him: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[He vanishes, defeated]

Him Diddle Riddle [4.6]Edit

[After the girls solve the first riddle]
Him: [effeminate voice] Congratulations! One down, eight to go. And remember, you must solve these riddles within the time limit. Fail in any respect [demonic voice] and the Professor will pay!
Buttercup: You tell us where the Professor is, Him!
Him: [effeminate] Uh-uh-uh. You've brought joy to the people for so many years. Now to their eyes, you must bring tears. [demonic] You've got two minutes!

[After the girls solve the second riddle]
Him: [effeminate] Very clever! Oh, you got that one without trying. Now do this without flying! Go to the corner of Chang and Ching, there on the street the phone will ring. What then, you might ask? Answer the phone to get your next task. [demonic] You've got three minutes!

[After the girls solve the third riddle]
Blossom: We did it, Him. Now what?
Him: [effeminate] Well, well. Presidential Fitness Awards all around. [demonic] Now let's excercise your brain! [effeminate] Train A left Pokey Oaks train station at 11:40 at a hundred miles per hour. Train B left Norwalk Station 10 minutes later at 90 miles per hour heading towards Train A. [demonic] Where will they collide?
Bubbles: Math?! I hate math!
Blossom: Bubbles! Think of the Professor!
Him: [effeminate] You've got one minute!

[Blossom is doing math on an abacus after Him tells her that she's got 1 minute]
Buttercup: Can't you abacus any faster?
Blossom: "Abacus" my butt!

[After the girls solve the fourth riddle]
Him: [effeminate] Well, girls, you caught these two trains right on time.
Blossom: We're finished with this nonsense, Him! Now where's the Professor?
Him: But I've only just started! In the ear of corn, you will find happiness, joy, and the ties that bind. Squirrels store nuts and birds sing songs, but in the Cave of Eternity, everyone's wrong. On the limb of a tree, there's a monkey who's free, and there he will give you something for me. [demonic] You've got two minutes, 45 seconds!

[After the girls solve the fifth riddle, which ironically, took place during the commercial break]
Him: [effeminate] I can't believe you got that one right! You got the right flavor and everything!
Blossom: We'd go to the ends of the Earth for the Professor!
Him: [demonic] Touching. [effeminate] Now here's something I hope you'll really enjoy!
[Two Ms. Keanes are tied in a rope, hanging on top of a vat of boiling sharks]
Powerpuff Girls: Ms. Keane!
Him: Yes'm! The real Ms. Keane will tell you the truth. The fake one will tell you a lie. Discover which is your beloved teacher and she'll be saved. Fail, and they both will be dropped into this vat of boiling sharks.
Ms. Keanes: Girls, help!
Him: You may ask them only one question. So make it count! [demonic] 45 seconds! Go!
Bubbles: This one’s easy! All we have to do is ask which one is the real Ms. Keane.
Blossom: Not quite, Bubbles. The one that lies will just tell us she’s the real Ms. Keane.
Buttercup: Yeah, don’t be stupid, Bubbles. I’ll just ask which one wants a knuckle sandwich!
Blossom: Same problem, Buttercup. We need a question they’ll have to answer differently.
Bubbles: I know, I know! Let’s ask what their favorite color is.
Buttercup: And just where will that get us?
Bubbles: I bet it’d be nice to know.
Him: [effeminate] Not so easy, is it? Time’s running out.
Blossom: Ooh, ooh! I know, I know! Ms. Keanes... who will the other Ms. Keane say is the real Ms. Keane?
[The two Keanes exchange a nervous glance]
Keane 2: She would say that I was the real Ms. Keane!
Keane 1: And she would say that she was the real Ms. Keane!
Blossom: It’s so apparent! It’s obvious that the liar would say that the real Ms. Keane would say that the fake Ms. Keane is the real Ms. Keane. And conversely, the real Ms. Keane would say that the fake Ms. Keane would say she is the real Ms. Keane. So therefore, the real Ms. Keane is none other than…number two!
Him: [stunned] She’s right.

[After the girls solve the sixth riddle]
Blossom: Bring on the next riddle, evil dude! I'm smoking!
Him: [demonic] You think you're so smart? [makes himself and the girls appear at Pokey Oaks Kindergarten classroom; effeminate] Then let's see how good you are on the SAT's!
[Bubbles and Buttercup glare at Blossom]
Him: Considering your educational level, you must collectively score 100 points. [demonic] You have one minute. Begin!
[Buttercup chews nervously on her pencil, Blossom breezes by it, Bubbles start to fill in the scan-tron in the shape of a flower]
Him: [effeminate] Time's up! Put your #2 pencils down and pass your papers forward. Let's start with Buttercup's results, shall we?
[Ding]
Him: 25.
Blossom: Haha!
Him: Next, Blossom's.
[Ding]
Him: 10.
Blossom: What?!
Buttercup: Ha!
Him: And finally, Bubbles.
[Holds up test]
Blossom: Oh, no...
Buttercup: The Professor's a goner!
[Bubbles' score is 1075, much to everyone's surprise]
Him: Well, I'll be darned. [demonic] You will not defeat me, you little brats! The Professor will pay!

[After the girls solve the seventh riddle, a lizard monster appears in the city]
Him: [effeminate] Let's see if you can defeat this monster.
Blossom: No problem.
Him: Uh-uh-uh. You didn't let me finish. You must get rid of this little guy without using your superpowers.
Blossom: Again, no problem.

[After the girls solve the eighth riddle]
Him: [demonic] NO!! You brats shouldn't have gotten this far!
Blossom: One riddle left, Him, and the Professor is good as ours!
Him: [effeminate] We'll see, won't we? You will find your Professor when you solve this last rhyme. Where is boiling and freezing at the same time? [Laughs] The Professor [demonic] will pay! [effeminate] 30 seconds!

[After the girls solve the final riddle, they confront Him at the Otto Time Restaurant, where the Professor is also at]
Blossom: Okay, Him! Hand over the Professor!
Him: [effeminate] Too late, girls. You failed. [demonic] The Professor is going to pay!
Professor: No!
Powerpuff Girls: Professor...
  • Blossom: Don't do it!
Him: Time to pay! [suddenly rings up a cash register; effeminate] That'll be 7.95, please.
Powerpuff Girls: [stunned] Say wha...?!
Him: You see, I bet the Professor here a free breakfast if you girls could solve all my riddles. But you failed. [demonic] And now he has to pay full price!
Professor: Here's your money, Him. Your flapjacks are good, but not that good. I'm never eating here again! Come on, girls. Let's go eat at the other restaurant.
Him: [effeminate] Wait! Wait, come back! I'll make my flapjacks cheaper!
'[The Powerpuff Girls stare at the camera, stunned and confused]
Narrator: And so once again the day is saved thanks to the Powerpuff Girls. Boy, what a tick-tock.

Stray Bullet [4.9]Edit

[The Powerpuff Girls induct their new member]
Blossom : May I have your attention, please! Friends! Family! Esteemed colleagues! We are gathered here today for a momentous occasion! Bubbles, translate.
Bubbles: Oh yeah. Cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.
Blossom: Today, for the first time ever . . .
Bubbles: Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
Blossom: . . . we have discovered an individual . . .
Bubbles: . . . cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
Blossom: . . . whose bravery . . .
Bubbles: . . . cheep cheep cheep . . .
Blossom: . . . strength . . .
Bubbles: . . .cheep . . .
Blossom: . . . and agility . . .
Bubbles: . . . cheep cheep . . .
Blossom . . . have proven her worthy to be a member of our exclusive organization . . .
The Powerpuff Girls: THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
Bubbles: CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! Hey, Professor! Clap!
Professor Utonium: Hm? Oh, uh, yay!
Blossom: And so, dubbed with the appropriate 'B' name . . .
Bubbles: Cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
Buttercup: Bruce begins with a B!
Blossom: Shh! . . . I hereby dub thee . . .
Bubbles: . . . cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
Blossom: . . . Powerpuff Bullet!
Bubbles: . . . Cheep cheep --- Cheep cheep!
Professor Utonium: Woo hoo, yeah! [hoots] Ha ha ha, yeah! [hoots]

Power-NoiaEdit

[Blossom is trapped in a dream world of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten with an evil version of Ms. Keane and the schoolchildren, trying to make Blossom fail to answer questions. Ms. Keane suddenly starts laughing in Him's voice, and she and the schoolchildren suddenly turn into small copies of Him. Blossom makes the connection and becomes determined to face her fear]
Blossom: ENOUGH! [Him/Ms. Keane and the schoolchildren stop laughing] Next question.
Him/Ms. Keane: [effeminate voice] Sure, next question. [demonic voice] What is the square root of seven?!
[Him and the schoolchildren laugh]
Blossom: Seven doesn't have a square root. It's prime!
[Everyone stops laughing]
Him/Ms. Keane: That is... [effeminate] correct. What is the algebric formula for determining the area of a triangle?
Blossom: Half the base times height!
Him/Ms. Keane: That's correct. If a train leaves Boston at 12:30pm traveling at 75 miles per hour, and another train leaves Los Angeles at the same time traveling at 90 miles per hour... [demonic] which one will get to Cuba first?
Blossom: Neither! Trains don't go to Cuba, "Ms. Keane"!
Him/Ms. Keane: [effeminate] Well, how perspective of you. Oh, well. [throws question cards away; demonic] Tests bore me. You think you're so smart, don't you?
Blossom: I outsmarted you, didn't I?
[After overcoming their greatest fears, the Powerpuff Girls finally confront Him, in the form of a giant, multiple-headed, multiple-tectacled crossover of a crab and spider]
Him: [effeminate] Oh, Blossom! You're always so logical! How droll! [giggles eviliy] Here I am! Sorry it took me so long. I wanted to slip into something more...sinister! You have been such good fun, but now you're starting to bore me. And I'm afraid playtime is over! I [demonic] know your deepest, darkest fear. [effeminate] You are afraid [demonic] YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!!
Blossom: Let's teach him a lesson!
Buttercup: Whatever! That guy's toast!
Him: [effeminate] Two heads are better than one!
[The girls and Him fight each other in a large fierce battle. Eventually, Him loses the battle, and is beaten up by the girls, turning him back into his normal form and size. The girls look at a scared Him, pleading for his life]
Him: Please! No more! Don't hurt me! I don't understand. [demonic] I was so close! [effeminate] I almost had you! You are supposed to be afraid!
Blossom: Guess you should've done your homework, weirdo!
Bubbles: We're sisters and we love each other!
Blossom: And we're not afraid of anything as long as we have each other.
Buttercup: Give me a break, you two! Yab-yab-yab! Can I toss this guy, already?
[Pause]
Blossom: Oh, okay.
Him: No, wait! It's cool! It's cool! Everything's cool! [Buttercup, not listening to Him's pleading, punches Him in the face, causing Him to fall into a black hole of nothingness] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Season 5Edit

Not So Awesome Blossom [S5E01-b]Edit

[During a battle between Blossom and one of Mojo's robots]
Blossom: Okay! It's just you and me! Let's see what you got!
[She blows a raspberry at the robot]

[The Professor read's Mojo's note over the hotline]
Professor: "Bubbles, Buttercup or whichever of the two remaining Powerpuff Girls has answered the hotline, listen closely. Pay attention. Consentrate intently on the words coming from my mouth. I, the Professor, am being held prisoner. I am being kept against my will in a location not of my choosing. If you desire my safe return you must..." Oh, excuse me. Could you please move you finger?
Mojo: Sorry.
Professor: Thank you. "...come to the lair of Mojo Jojo together, not alone. Indepently..."
Buttercup: I think we need to go to Mojo's and save the Professor.
Bubbles: Again?!

'Twas the Fight Before Christmas [5.7]Edit

Blossom: [To Princess] Don't hold your breath, Princess.
Princess Morbucks: [screaming] What? Why?!
Bubbles: Because Santa has his own list, and he checks it twice. It says who's naughty and who's nice.
Princess Morbucks: So?
Bubbles: Duh! You're naughty!
Princess Morbucks: [Gasps] Nuh-uh!
Blossom: Yeah-huh!
Princess Morbucks: Nuh-uh!
Buttercup: Yeah-huh!
Princess Morbucks: NUH-UH!!
Bubbles: YEAH-HUH!
Princess Morbucks: Prove it!
Blossom: You bought the city and legalized crime!
Buttercup: You hired Mojo to try and destroy us!
Bubbles: You gave us a BOMB for our birthday!
Buttercup: You teamed up with 3 felons and went on a crime spree!
Bubbles: You tricked our friend Robin into stealing! And then then you TATTLED on her!
Blossom: You're a spoiled brat who's greedy and jealous! And you don't care who you step on to get what you want!
Princess Morbucks: And your point is?
[The Girls sit back down and sigh in frustration; then the bell rings]
Blossom: The point, Princess, is that you better change your ways or all you're ever gonna get from Santa is a big, fat lump of coal in your stocking!
[Princess starts shaking angrily]

Princess Morbucks: Spoiled?! Greedy?! Bratty?! Naughty?! NAAAAAUGHTYYYY?!?!? DRIVER! Do you know what those rotten old Powerpuffs said to me today?! They said I was naughty! Can you believe that?
Driver: [Coughs] Yes. [Coughs]
Princess Morbucks: Me?! Naughty?! I'm not naughty, am I?!
Driver: Well, uh, I'll... oops! Seems my finger has slipped! [Closes the window] Phew! That was close.
[The phone rings; the driver hesitates and slowly picks up the phone]
Princess Morbucks: [On the phone] WELL?!? YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!!
Driver: KKKKKHHHH! You're-- you're-- you're breaking up! KKKKKHHH-KKKKKKKKHHHHH! I'm going through a-- unnel! --Alk-- late--
[Princess bangs on the window and sticks her head out]
Princess Morbucks: NO WE'RE NOT!! I'M IN THE CAR, YOU TWIT!!

Princess Morbucks: Well this time, I am gonna be a Powerpuff Girl! [Slams the door open] And I'm sure not gonna let some elf with a weight problem stop me!
[Princess gets into a cart driven by her driver]
Princess Morbucks: Ha! We'll show them! And I'll show those Powerpukes who's naughty and who's nice!

Princess Morbucks: [To the Girls] Santa realized that I'm the only truly nice kid in the world and that you were naughty for not giving me what I want! So now every kid in the world gets coal. And *I* get what I've always deserved! To be a Powerpuff Girl! [Zaps the Girls, who scream and fall into snow]

[Princess got up from her bed to get another pillow and gets crushed by a bunch of coal]
Princess Morbucks: Naughty, huh? I'll show you who's naughty! [Throws a piece of coal]

Bubbles: [To Santa Claus in his workshop] Maybe you didn't check the list twice!
Buttercup: Yeah! Princess is the naughtiest kid ever!
Blossom: She must've snuck up here and switched the lists!
Princess Morbucks: NUH-UH!! Santa, don't listen to them! [Points at the Powerpuff Girls] They're just jealous 'cause they got coal!
[The Girls stare at her angrily]
Princess Morbucks: They're jealous 'cause I'm nicer, I'm smarter, I'm prettier, and I'm better than them! So they wouldn't let me be a Powerpuff Girl! THAT MAKES THEM NAUGHTY!! [Points at the Girls]
Santa Claus: You mean the Powerpuff Girls? Not the same Powerpuff Girls who are always helping people and saving the day and being really good! I mean, REALLY good!
[The Girls smile and nod]
Santa Claus: Yeah! Yeah! See that explains all the flying and floating and stuff!
Princess Morbucks: AHEM!! [Santa turns around] BUT I SHOULD BE A POWERPUFF GIRL!!! ME! Not them! Me! MY DADDY SAYS I'M BETTER! MY DADDY SAYS I'M THE BEST! AND IF YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A FATHEAD FATHEAD TO SEE THAT, I'LL TELL MY DADDY! [Flies into another room] AND HE'LL COME AND BUILD A PARKING LOT OUTTA THIS CHEAP.. LITTLE.. [Kicks 2 toys] ARTS AND CRAFTS... [Throws another toy] POPSICLE STAND OF YOURS!! [Breaks another toy] GET IT?! [Flies up to Santa] SO, YOU BETTER GIVE ME WHATEVER I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, 'CAUSE MY DADDY SAYS I GET WHATEVER I WANT! WHENEVER I WANT IT! AND IF THAT MEANS ALL OF THOSE LOUSY, WORTHLESS, SECOND RATE BARGAIN BASEMENT BRATS OF THE WORLD DON'T GET ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS, THEN THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE!! 'CAUSE I AM BETTER THAN THEM!! AND IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE!! [Grabs a note and puts it up to Santa's face] SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, SANTA CLOD!!!
[There is total silence for a few seconds; suddenly, Santa gets angry]
Santa Claus: LIST SCHMIST!!! I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' LIST TELLIN' ME WHO'S NAUGHTY AND WHO'S NICE!! [Grabs the note and starts tearing it up] YA KNOW WHY?! 'CAUSE I'M SANTA CLAUS!! CHECK IT! PRINCESS... [Grabs Princess by the ear] YOU HAVE GONE AND WORKED OFF MY LAST NERVE!
Princess Morbucks: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [Starts rubbing her ear]
Santa Claus: I have no other choice. You are so rotten, SO despicable, so naughty, I'm putting you on the... [Points up at a really big and tall list] PERMANENT NAUGHTY PLAQUE!!! BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMM!
[Princess gasps and Santa puts her name on the list; Princess screams in terror]
Princess Morbucks: YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I'M TELLING MY DADDY!!!
[Princess flies out the window; Santa presses his nose and Princess loses her costume and powers and falls into the snow]
Princess Morbucks: NO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!

[Princess flies in front of Buttercup, who is shocked; Princess then slaps her]
Buttercup: Ow! Quit it!
[Princess slaps her again]
Buttercup: Ow! Quit it!
[Princess slaps her once again]
Buttercup: Ow! Quit it!
[An annoyed Buttercup jumps on Princess' back and kicks her far away from herself]
Buttercup: QUIT IIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
Princess Morbucks: Thanks, Einstein!
[Buttercup stares at Princess, but then Blossom and Bubbles grab her]
Blossom: Good job, Buttercup.
Bubbles: Yeah. Nice one.
Buttercup: Oh, shut up!

Princess Morbucks: Now, if I were a big, fat, bearded oaf, where would I keep that stupid list?

Princess Morbucks: [Referring to Santa] Who does that blimp think he is denying me presents?! Ohh!

Buttercup: [To Bubbles] I'm busy.
Blossom: Doing what?
Buttercup: Writing my wish list for Santa.
Bubbles: Are you crazy?! You're only giving him 2 days to prepare?! And that's even if he gets it on time!
Buttercup: Oh, yeah? When did you send yours, Smarty Pants?
Bubbles: December 26.
Buttercup: Ha! That's after Christmas!
Bubbles: December 26, last year!
[She blows Buttercup a raspberry]

Professor: Every year, it's the same darn thing! I can make three little kids out of seasoning, but I can't get these lights to work!

The Boys are Back in Town [5.8]Edit

[In his lair, Him is angrily watching the Powerpuff Girls on TV having saved the day once again]
Buttercup: [On TV] Yeah, it was rough in the beginning, but I paced myself and just wore the monster down.
Blossom: [On TV] We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!
[Him becomes enraged]
Him: [mocking Blossom; effeminate voice] "We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!" Blah! [demonic voice] Blast the Powerpuff brats! They disgust me! So effortless! They seem to be unbeatable. [effeminate] All these years, and all the villains have produced nothing. So much time, so little results. [demonic] There must be a way. There must be someone who can knock those brats down to size! [Groans and sits down on his chair; effeminate] Oh, boy. [Suddenly sees something on the TV and slowly smiles; demonic] Oh, boy...

[The Rowdyruff Boys have been resurrected (complete with meaner-looking hairstyles)]
Blossom: The Rowdyruff Boys?!
Buttercup: But that's impossible!
Bubbles: We blew you guys up!
Brick: [Smirking] Yeah? Well, you can't stop a good thing, babe!
[The Girls suddenly start to snicker]
Brick: Stop laughing! What are you laughing at?!
Blossom: [Mocking; her hands are on her hips] Ooooh(!) Look who's back with mean hair(!)
Bubbles: [Mocking] Oh, whatever shall we do?
Buttercup: [Mocking] How can we defeat their scary new hairdos?
[Boomer naively inspects his hair, while Butch twitches, eager to fight. The Girls continue to laugh, and Brick gets more and more irritated until he finally snaps.]
Brick: SILEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!! [the Girls stop] You stupid, wimpy, lame-o girls talk too much!
Blossom: "STUPID"?!
Buttercup: "WIMPY"?!
Bubbles: "LAME-O"?!
Brick: You girls just got lucky last time. This time, there's no way you're gonna beat my boys!
Butch: Butch!
Boomer: Boomer!
Brick: And me, Brick!
[Boomer sees a fly buzzing over his head, and playfully swats at it]
Brick: [annoyed] Pay attention!
Bubbles: [giggling] Are you guys sure you're ready for another beating?
Boomer: [trying to sound tough] You girls are gonna eat your words, spit 'em out, and eat 'em again!
Blossom: ... That doesn't even make sense.
Boomer: I know you are, but what am I?!
Buttercup: Enough! Talk is cheap! Let's do this!
Butch: [snickers dementedly] This is gonna be fun!

Blossom: All right, girls. I think we know what we have to do. Let's give 'em some sugar!
Bubbles: [eagerly] Ooh, ooh, I want the blond! I think he's cute!
Buttercup: Man, you're weird!

Brick: Your cootie-kisses only make us bigger!
Boomer: Stronger!
Butch: And tougher!
Brick: (laugh)You stupid lame-o girls never learn. Now let put this babies on bed.

[Him interrupts the fight between the Powerpuff Girls and Rowdyruff Boys]
Him: [effeminate] Hello, girls!
Powerpuff Girls: [gasp] Him!
Him: So nice to see you again! How's things? Not so good? Having a little boy trouble, hmm? Or should I say... [demonic] BIG boy trouble?!
[The Boys - now huge after being kissed by the Girls several times - land behind Him]
Him: [effeminate] Hello, Boys. [demonic] You're doing just fine. [to the Girls, effeminate] So, how does it feel, Girls, to know defeat is just around the corner... [demonic] and victory for me is at hand?!
Blossom: So you're behind this, Him! What did you do to make our kisses powerless?!
Him: [effeminate] Oh, that. That's my little secret. You see, I realized that the Boys' only weakness [demonic] was your pathetic little kisses. And since I [effeminate] knew you would resort to that, I added a little something extra: a cootie vaccination! "Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now you have a cootie shot!" [laughs] I got the spell of the Internet. But your kisses aren't totally useless, girls. [demonic] They make my boys bigger and more powerful! [laughs; effeminate] At last, I win! Have fun, girls! Ta-ta!

Brick: You calling us STUPID?!
Boomer: We'll show you stupid! [Boomer crosses his arms and smiles proudly. Brick slaps him]

[After the Powerpuff Girls finally defeat the Rowdyruff Boys by shrinking them down to size, Him comes back, angry]
Him: [demonic] CAN'T YOU LITTLE BRATS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! I SENT YOU TO DESTROY THEM, AND WHAT DO YOU DO?! [effeminate] You get all sissified!
[With a wave of his claw, he makes the Boys vanish. The Girls smile in triumph]
Him: Oh, don't look so smug, girls. Though you may have won this time, [demonic] it was a lucky victory and you know it! [effeminate] In time, you [demonic] will [effeminate] fall, and we [demonic] will [effeminate] defeat you! So keep on your toes, stay alert, [demonic] and watch your back... because the boys are back in town!

Bubble Boy [5.9b]Edit

Brick: [he and his brothers drank 3 cans of soda] Man, beating up people for fun is really fun!
Boomer: Yeah! Beating up people for fun is really fun! [Brick throws a can in Boomer's face] Ow!
Brick: Dude! That's the dumbest thing you said all DAY!
Boomer: Well you said the same thing!
Brick: Yeah, but it sounds COOL coming out of my mouth!

Boomer: I don't care what they say; I'm not as dumb as I look.

Bubbles: What are we going to do?
[Bubbles is dressed as Boomer]
Bubbles: Well, how do I look?
Boomer: [Boomer is now in his underwear] Boy, do you look dumb!
Blossom: Need we say more?

Blossom: Gee, Professor, you sure outdid yourself with that containment ray.
Professor: I'll say! Once again, I have no idea what I did!

Bubbles: [as Boomer] Uh, hi! It's me, Boomer, your brother!
Brick: We know you're our brother. We're not as stupid as you!

Brick: I know, let's punch each other in the face until someone says, “Hey, stop punching me in the face.” You first, Boomer. [punches Bubbles, who is posing as Boomer.]
[Brick and Butch laugh; Bubbles gets teary-eyed]
Bubbles: Heh, funny. Okay, my turn.
Brick: Nah, I'm sick of that game.

[After Bubbles sprays "Flowers are pretty... dumb!" on a wall]
Butch: For a second there, I thought you were turning girly on us.
Brick: Yeah! And "dum-buh"? Geez, Boomer, if you're gonna do graffiti, at least spell the words right! Sheesh, talk about "dum-buh".
Butch: Yeah! What a "dum-bee"!
[Brick & Butch laugh]

Professor: [after Bubbles captures the Rowdyruff Boys on her own] Bubbles! I could hardly contain myself hiding in the closet.

Professor: [after Bubbles apologizes] That's alright Bubbles. I'm sorry you had to eat a cockroach!
Bubbles: [who is still posing as Boomer] That's okay, it tasted like CHICKEN!

The City of Clipsville [5.10b]Edit

Blossom: Come on, girls. It’s from the time that the Professor accidentally turned us into babies.

(During this line, WD to the exterior of the house at night; when the transition occurs, the rest of her words are heard as a voice over. The scene is very peaceful—until a huge explosion erupts from the ground and hides the entire structure. When the smoke clears, we see the Professor in the lab. He is covered with soot and holding a beaker of liquid, and both he and the area are in a state of total disarray.Close-up of his face.)

Professor: (reassuringly) Oh, don’t worry about the noise, girls. I’ve just invented a potion that will keep you young foreve—

(He cuts himself off on this last word upon looking down toward the floor. Cut to his feet, where the girls have undergone a dramatic transformation: they are now infants in diapers, and his mixture worked a bit too well. Safety pins in the respective colors of Bubbles and Buttercup can be seen fastening those two girls’ diapers, but the camera angle obscures the one on Blossom’s. She wears her bow but no ponytail, and she is bawling at the top of her lungs. Bubbles sports a single tuft of blond hair at the top of her head and sucks on a pacifier. Buttercup has only a bit of straight black hair and shakes a rattle discontentedly. A flash of white, and we are back to the present.)

Bubbles: (laughing) Oh, yes, now I remember.

(Flash to this same bit of history. Close-up of the Professor’s upper body as he lifts baby Blossom partially into view; she is still crying.)

Professor: There, there, now. Just let it all out.

(A pronounced squelching sound is heard, and she sighs with relief and smiles.)

Professor: (losing steam) There, doesn’t that…feel…ugh…better?

(Turn down a bit to show Blossom’s diaper, which she has filled so much that it hangs down almost to his waist. The sound just heard needs no explanation. Close-up of his head and shoulders; he lifts her into view and starts patting her back to burp her. Now her hair can be seen—short, red-orange, with a puff in back that marks the start of a ponytail.)

Professor: Oh, aren’t you just a little angel?

(She coos happily and spits up; he grimaces at the sound of it. WD to the present. Blossom has put the bottle away.)

Buttercup: Yeah. And remember how the Professor turned everyone into babies?

(WD to a close-up of an exhausted Professor, out in the city, and pull back.' Throngs of squalling infants are heard from o.c. initially, and the source of the din is revealed to be exactly that. He holds several babies, including a top-hatted one that can only be the Mayor and another, with curly red-orange hair, who must be Ms. Bellum. Around him are enough newborns to populate the entire city. WD to the present.)

Blossom: And remember when we lost our superpowers?

(WD to Mojo, laughing from the hatch of a helicopter. In his hand is a briefcase labeled “TOP SECRET GOVERNMENT STUFF.” He hoists himself into the pilot’s seat; pull back to show him lifting off from the roof of a building—the Top Secret Government Headquarters. The girls run out of an access door on the roof and look up after him; close-up of them.)

Blossom: Let’s get him!

(They run o.c. toward the edge. Pan in that direction to show nothing but Blossom’s bow spinning in midair, as three terrified screams echo and fade away. They have jumped off the roof and gone into free fall instead of taking flight; the bow follows them down. WD to the present.)

Blossom: (smiling) Yeah. That got messy.
Buttercup: Hey! Remember when we sped up time and became teenagers—

(She picks up a small item and opens it, revealing it to be a makeup compact. Zoom in on her.)

Buttercup: —and wore makeup and gave up crime-fighting and hung out at the mall and stuff?

(During the end of this line, there is a WD to the exterior of the Townsville Mall. The rest of Buttercup’s words are a voice over after this point. Zoom in on the entrance and dissolve to a point near the high, glass-domed ceiling. Turn down to the sound of music on the PA system and the mingled voices of the customers. In the background, two girls have their backs to the camera and are leaning over a railing to look down at the lower floors. One has red-orange hair in a ponytail that reaches to her knees, while the other wears her blond hair in two long pigtails that hang down past her shoulders.) Close-up of these two and zoom in, then cut to their feet and turn up slowly toward their heads. The blonde holds a shopping bag and wears flowered jeans and a light blue crop top, while the redhead has a bag next to her feet and wears red pants. The fact that neither girl has any visible fingers gives them away as teenaged versions of Blossom and Bubbles. When they speak, they sound like Valley Girls.)

Teen Bubl: Oh, my gosh! Check it out. (turning' toward Teen Blsm; she wears makeup) She is, like, so wrong in those pants.

(She blows a bubble from a wad of gum as her sister turns her face to the camera. The latter also wears makeup and a pink off-the-shoulder crop top.)

Teen Blsm: Like, yeah, girlfriend.

(A cell phone goes off, playing the show’s main theme as its ring tone. It is Teen Blsm’s, and she starts drinking a soda as she answers. Close-up of her, from the waist up.)

Teen Blsm: Hello? (Indistinct talking on the other end.) Oh, my gosh. We were just talking about you! Where are you?

(Quick pan a short distance away from her to the third adolescent Powerpuff Girl, who also sports makeup. She has grown her hair out in back and is wearing a green football-jersey crop top, and she too is speaking into a cell phone in a Valley Girl accent.)

Teen Bcup: Over here. (Pull back to frame both; Teen Bcup wears green pants.)
Teen Blsm: Oh…hey. So you going to Todd’s tonight?
Teen Bcup: I don’t know. I gotta get on the treadmill. I just majorly pigged out on a donut. (She sighs.) If they only had, like, candy-flavored salad or something.

(Her eyes go wide as she lowers her phone. Flash to the present; all three girls are a bit uneasy at this memory. Buttercup has put the compact away.)

Buttercup: And then we discovered boys.

(Flash to the two teens on their phones. Teen Bcup hunches over hers.)

Teen Bcup: (hushed) Blossom! Look!

(They lower the phone and gaze raptly toward the camera for a long moment. Cut to their perspective: a patch of floor, with three long shadows cast on it from a distance in front. Turn up slowly to their source—the Rowdyruff Boys as teens. Boomer, at left, wears a blue jersey, has slicked his hair down, and sports a small patch of beard. Brick, at center, still wears his red cap turned backwards; now his hair has been cut shorter and tied into a small ponytail. He is clad in a red hooded sweatshirt. Butch, at right, has combed his spiky hair back a bit, and he wears an oversized green rugby shirt. All three wear black pants. Boomer and Brick lean against the railing, while Butch reads a magazine and turns it sideways after a moment to look at the centerfold. The boys’ voices are deeper than before when they speak.)

Teen Bch: (awed) Wow.

(Back to the girls.' Teen Bubl is on her phone, oblivious; her sisters continue to stare.)

Teen Bubl: Tell me about it. Like, that’s what I said. Hang on a sec— (She trails off under the next line.)
Teen Blsm: (nudging her) Bubbles, quick! Look!

(The blonde turns her head; close-up of her as she drops the phone and her eyes pop. Cut to Teen Bmr, who is drinking a soda. He drains it, sighs contentedly, and directs a come-hither look at the camera. All three girls are positively smitten.)

Teen Bubl: (hushed) Oh. We shouldn’t talk to them. They’re bad.
Teen Blsm, Teen Bcup: (smiling wickedly) I know!

(Cut to Teens Bubl and Bmr together. The lower portion of the glass dome is in the background.)

Teen Bmr: So…wassup?
Teen Bubl: Oh, um…

(She reveals a set of braces on her teeth with these words. Through the glass, a huge one-eyed reptile creature is seen rearing up outside.)

Teen Bubl: …you know…hangin’ out. (Two patrons scream; she laughs.) What’s up with you?

(The monster lashes outs its tongue, smashing through the dome, and snaps someone up. The teens do not notice as it swallows.)

Teen Bmr: You know…hangin’ out. (It sinks out of sight.)
Teen Bubl: (laughing) For sure.

(Back to her sisters; their counterparts sidle up to them.)

Teen Bch: So wassup, ladies? (Cut to Teens Brk and Blsm.)
Teen Brk: You goin’ to Todd’s tonight?

(Behind them, a couple of gun-toting robbers run to the entrance of a jewelry store and stop briefly. One of them directs a hand signal o.c. behind himself. The teens pay no heed.)

Teen Blsm: Um…I have to study for an algebra test. (The robbers enter.) For my English class. (Several others follow.) What are you doing?

(The sound and flash of automatic weapons fire emanate from the store.)

Teen Brk: Uh…going to Todd’s.
Teen Blsm: (laughing) Oh! (Explosion, alarm, and the robbers run out with the loot.) What a coincidence.

(He seems a bit annoyed at her clueless response. Cut to Teens Bch and Bcup. Behind them, a man fiddles with an ATM.)

Teen Bcup: So what are you driving now? (The man runs o.c.; the machine starts to beep.)
Teen Bch: Oh, I’m rockin’ a new Escalade. (Sparks fly.) Wanna take a ride?
Teen Bcup: Uh, that’s okay. (The ATM explodes.) We rode the one up from the first level.

(Teen Bch is nonplussed; the man and a partner run through the smoking hole in the wall.)

Teen Bch: Yeah, I just put an MP3 player in it.
Teen Bcup: Oh, cool! I love that game.

(He is caught off guard by this non sequitur. Behind the two, the smoke clears and the men emerge, fleeing with a wagonload of cash. Cut to the exterior of the mall and pull back slowly, as explosions ravage the surrounding buildings.)

Teen Bcup: (from inside) How about you, Blossom? Wanna take a ride on Butch’s escalator?
Teen Blsm: (from inside) Sure. What floor?

(A flying saucer pulls into view and starts shooting at the skyline, and a large red beast, with lobster claws in place of hands, roars as it stomps into view. WD to the present.)

Buttercup: Boy, were we dumb.
Blossom: Yeah. Let’s remember something else.

Toast of the Town [2.40]Edit

Mayor of Townsville: Mayor want toast! Mayor want toast!
Professor Utonium: Look I'm a scientist not a mechanic, what you need to do is take your toaster to the manufacturer and have a certified mechanic fix it.
[Mayor starts to get mad]
Mayor of Townsville: MAYOR WANT TOAST! MAYOR WANT TOAST!
Professor Utonium: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'll have a look at your toaster. But the I've got to get back to my experiments.
Mayor: Oh, goody, goody!

[starts to jump up and down] [rattling]

Mayor: Is it done yet?
Professor: No.
Mayor: How about now?

[rattling]

Professor: No
Mayor: Now?
Professor: No.
Mayor: Now it's done right?
Professor: No, no, no, it's not done. Look, I don't really know what I'm doing,so it's gonna take a while.Why don't you just wait over there,and I'll let you know when I'm finished.
Mayor: Oh...Ok.

[rattle]

Professor: And don't touch anything!

[mayor peers over a table] [Beep][beep][beep]

Mayor: Ooh...What does this button do?

[presses button] [alarm] [loud rumbling] [walks over to where the Professor is] [explosion] [the blast pushed the Mayor and the Professor in his chair away]

Mayor: Whee! Do it Again! Do it again!
Professor: Oh, no. You're gonna sit right here,be a good little Mayor,and stay put while I work on your toaster. And if you're quiet, you can have some candy. Good boy.[puts the mayor in a highchair]

[gives him a jar full candy] [he starts rattling in the jar]

Mayor: Say, these are all lemon!Somebody ate all the Goody cherry candies! [throws jar on the ground] Mayor want cherry! Mayor want cherry!

[Professors runs to him with and industrial size bag cherry candies]

Professor: Here, cherry. [gives him the bag] Now please, let me work in peace.

[walks away]

Mayor: Oh, goody!Oops.Uh-oh. [runs under the table]

[crawls under to get the candy]

Mayor of Townsville: Ooh! Another shiny button!
[he presses the button and the lab begans to shake]
Mayor of Townsville: Help!
[lab stops shaking]
Mayor of Townsville: Huh?
[Chemical X is changed]
Mayor of Townsville: Ooh!
[Professor Utonium is working on the Mayor's toaster and removes his shades]
Professor Utonium: Mayor? He's being too quiet.
[He sneaks inside]
Professor Utonium: Mayor? What are you DOING?!
Mayor: [humming] [puts the chemical x on his head] Mayor want hair.
Professor: No! Mayor, stop!
Mayor: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Mayor gotta hair! Mayor gotta hair! Yummy 'X' powder made Mayor's hair grow! [looks around] Professor. Professor?
Professor: Your hair wasn't the only thing that grew, Mr.Mayor.

[looks down]

Mayor: Wowie zowie.
Professor: Wowie zowie, indeed. Have you no shame? A grown man your age gallivanting around like a little child,not doing what you're told! "Mayor wanna this. Mayor wanna that." You, Mr.Mayor, are nothing but a baby, a big, big, big baby.
Mayor: Wah! Don't say that!
Mayor: Wah! [Runs off]

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Blossom: Professor! What's going on?
Professor Utonium: Oh, it's the mayor, girls. He got into my chemical X so I scolded him, and now he's run off pouting.

Season 6Edit

Custody Battle [6.2a]Edit

[Mojo sees the Rowdyruff Boys for the first time since they've been revived]
Mojo Jojo: The Rowdyruff Boys?! This is not possible! How is it that something that was destroyed can exist again?! I demand an explanation as to how something that was destroyed can exist again!
[The Boys exchange looks.]
Brick: Duh! Nice hat, dorko!
[The Boys laugh and high five each other.]
Mojo: How dare you talk to your father that way?!
Rowdyruff Boys: Father?!
[They laugh even harder, until Him suddenly appears behind the boys]
Him: [effeminate] Yes, it seems that the boys have a new father now!
Mojo: What?!
Him: I brought the boys back, so I am their father now!
Mojo: Incorrect! The Rowdyruff Boys were my idea, which means I was the original creator! Yes, it was I who originally created them, which means it was I whose creativity led to the origin of the idea which resulted in the creation of them! Therefore, the idea originated before the actual creating began, resulting in total origination of all creativity!
Brick: [Scratching his head mockingly] Yeah... I didn't get that the first time. Can you repeat that?
[The Boys laugh and high five each other again. Him laughs along with them]
Him: I'm sorry, Mojo. But your creation was destroyed by the Powerpuff Girls. [demonic] And would probably still be destroyed [effeminate] if I didn't revive them! Besides, seeing how I made them better, they should [demonic] remain mine!
Mojo: Better?! How can you make Mojo Jojo's design of the Rowdyruff Boys any better?!
[Him laughs]
Him: [effeminate] By making them immune to the Powerpuff's girly kisses! Now they can't be destroyed by the mere talk of cooties! [demonic] So why don't you run along, chimp-chump?!
[Mojo loses his temper]
Mojo: Those boys were created to do pure evil, which makes me the more fit father, since I am pure evil!
Him: [effeminate] Oh, I'm sorry! But nobody does evil [demonic] THE WAY I DO!
Mojo: That is not so!
Him: [effeminate] Is so!
Mojo: Is not so!
Him: Is so!
Mojo: Is not!
Him: Is so!
Mojo: Is not!
Him: Is so!
Mojo: Is not!
Him: [demonic] Is so!
Mojo: Is not!
Him: IS SO!
Mojo: Very well, then! Since you will not acknowledge that I, Mojo Jojo, the original creator of the Rowdyruff Boys, who were originally created by me, and the more evil father, you leave me no alternative but to prove that I am the more evil father, therefore making me the better parent!
Him: [effeminate] Fine, then! [demonic] And I will prove that I am the evilest parent!
Mojo: Very well, then!
Both: [Him; effeminate] Let the evil begin!

Mojo Jojo: Behold! The TRCP-800.
Boomer: You mean "Totally Rad City Pulverizer"?
[Mojo gives him an exasperated look.]
Mojo Jojo: No, dum-dum.
[Brick hits Boomer.]
Mojo Jojo: "The Remote-Control Pickle"!

Brick: You mean "we can blow things up and stuff?
Mojo: Mmm-hmm.
Brick: Anything?
Mojo Jojo: Anything.

[Him prepares to blow up the sun, destroying the Earth in the process]
Him: [effeminate] Splendidly evil, [demonic] isn't it?
Mojo Jojo: Evil?! How about STUPID?! Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing! Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after 6 SEASONS ON THIS SHOW!!!
[Him turns the sun back to normal]
Mojo Jojo: No, you are not the more evil parent! You are the more STUPID parent, which makes you unfit to be the father of these boys!
Him: [effeminate] Is not so!
Mojo Jojo: Is so!
Him: Not so!
Mojo Jojo: Is so!
Him: Not so!
Mojo Jojo: Is so!
Him: [demonic] Not so!
Rowdyruff Boys: SHUT UP!!!
Brick: We don't care which one of you is more eviler, or more stupider, or whateverer! There's only one evil thing we care about, and that's destroying the Powerpuff Girls!
Rowdyruff Boys: [give a group high five] Yeah!
Brick: Let's go!
[The boys fly to Townsville. Mojo and Him begin to cry with joy]
Mojo Jojo: My... that's the evilest thing I can imagine.
Him: [sniffs; effeminate] All you can do is raise them the best you know how, and hope they turn out right.
Mojo Jojo and Him: [to each other in unison] I'm so proud of them!
[The two villains put an arm around each other]
Narrator: And so, with Mojo and Him finally happy together, the day is doomed, thanks to... the Rowdyruff Boys.

Simian Says [6.4b]Edit

Mojo Jojo: [after kidnapping the Narrator and taking his place] The city of Townsville. A city that, while being a city, is for some inexplicable reason called "Town." And not only is it called a "Town," but also a "Ville," thus making it a city, town, and village, which seems to me to be redundant and repetitive, which can be quite annoying if you ask me, which you have no choice but to do, for now I, Mojo Jojo, am in charge of... the city of Townsville!


Buttercup: In the stomach or in the face?
Mojo Jojo: How about a third type of opinion?


Blossom: Something feels unfinished. What could it be?
[The sound of muffled cries is heard.]
Bubbles: Girls, look!
[She points to a door and Blossom opens it. She then pulls off a piece of tape from the mouth of someone out of the scene.]
Narrator: OW! Oh, girls, thank goodness its you! I can finally end this nightmare! So once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
Buttercup: I knew something was missing!
Bubbles: [laughing] Yeah!
Blossom: Goodnight, folks!
[Long pause as the girls simply float on the ending titles screen.]
Buttercup: [Impatiently] Now what?
Narrator: Er... could I have a ride home?
PPGs: Of course!

Nuthin' SpecialEdit

Buttercup: Huh! Forget it! I ain't got no special skills! I ain't special!
Blossom: Aww. Buttercup, you may not have a special power.
Bubbles: But you're still special.
Buttercup: But-- [Turns around] But-- but nothin'! I thought I had a special power, but I don't! I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL, BUT I'M NOT!! SO THERE!!
[Buttercup sticks her tongue out at her sisters and curls it; Bubbles and Blossom look shocked]
Bubbles: What did you just do?!
Buttercup: What?! Stick my tongue out?! You wanna see that again so you can copy that too?! Well, here!
[She sticks her tongue out again and once again curls it]
Blossom: You can...
Bubbles: ...Curl your tongue?!
Buttercup: Yeah, so? What's the big deal? I've always been able to do that. See?
[She once again sticks her tongue out and curls it again]

See Me, Feel Me, Gnomey [6.11]Edit

Bossman: [Singing] Townsville's goin'down! I'm gonna throw this paper on the ground!

The Mayor: [Singing] The babies can grow, and the little old folks, can walk real slooo-ho!

Professor Utonium: [Repeated line, singing] Do the people have to be freedom beef?

The Gnome: [The only unsung words in the entire episode, falling down to his demise] As I descend to the Earth, and I view the universe above me, I realize that life revolves, evolves, and dissolves, completely around the opposites. Therefore, I conclude that I cannot exist in my Utopian... [Closes his eyes] mind... [Hits the ground]

The Powerpuff Girls MovieEdit

See The Powerpuff Girls Movie for quotes on the entire movie

Recurring QuotesEdit

Narrator: [Title Sequence Narration] Sugar... spice... and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction...Chemical X!-- Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra-superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!

Narrator: The City of Townsville... [Opens every episode, unless said by another character]

Narrator: The City of Townsville... IS UNDER ATTACK!

Narrator: So once again, the day is saved! Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! [Closes most episodes, sometimes played upon]

The Girls: Not so fast... [Followed by the name of whichever villain(s) they happen to be fighting]

Mojo Jojo: ...My latest, greatest, most brilliant plan ever...

Mojo Jojo: Curse you, Powerpuff Girls!

Mojo Jojo: [In a low, slow voice] Cuuuuuuurseeeeeees!

Buttercup: SHUT UP!
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