The Jetsons

American animated sit-com (1962–1987)

The Jetsons was an animated prime-time television series about a nuclear family in the space age future, produced by Hanna-Barbera from 1962. After being re-run on Saturday morning for decades, new episodes were produced in 1985 and 1987 for syndication.

Season 1 (1962) edit

Rosie the Robot [1.1] edit

A Date with Jet Screamer [1.2] edit

Jane: Hello honey! Bad day at the office?
George: Yeah. Those three hour work days are killing me.

The Space Car [1.3] edit

The Coming of Astro [1.4] edit

George: And they say dogs are loyal.

Jetson's Nite Out [1.5] edit

George: Well now, "Football coach predicts victory at tonight's game". I wonder what he's got to say.
Coach: We'll moider dem.

The Good Little Scouts [1.6] edit

The Flying Suit [1.7] edit

Cogswell: With this flight suit, we bombed.

Rosie's Boyfriend Mac [1.8] edit

Elroy's TV Show [1.9] edit

Uniblab [1.10] edit

George Jetson: It'll be easy. I'll just tell Mr. Spacely I'm very sorry and that I'll never call him names again.
[Nearly has a head-on collision with another car]
George Jetson: Why you big strata-jerk. It's vacuum-heads like you who keep fuselage and fender shops in business. Come on out and face the music.
Mr. Spacely: [Emerges from the other car] 'Morning, Jetson. Nice day isn't it?
George Jetson: M-M-M-Mr. Spacely, I presume?
Mr. Spacely: That's correct. I hope you're wearing your watch, Jetson, because you have exactly 5 MINUTES TO CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK!

George Jetson: I hope you get ulcers in your cyclotron.

George Jetson: I've got a wife, two kids and 10 finance companies to support. How am I supposed to pay my bills?

A Visit from Grandpa [1.11] edit

Astro's Top Secret [1.12] edit

Elroy's Pal [1.13] edit

Test Pilot [1.14] edit

Millionaire Astro [1.15] edit

The Little Man [1.16] edit

Las Venus [1.17] edit

Gigi Galaxy: Come in, darling. I'm Gigi Galaxy. What did you say your name was?
George Jetson: [stammers]
Gigi Galaxy: What, darling?
George Jetson: Oh, I'm-I'm, George Sprocket of Spacely Jetsons.
Gigi Galaxy: Now, darling, sit down and tell me... who are you?
George Jetson: My... my... my name is George Darling. Uh, I mean, Jetson.

Jane's Driving Lesson [1.18] edit

G.I. Jetson [1.19] edit

Miss Solar System [1.20] edit

TV or Not TV [1.21] edit

Private Property [1.22] edit

Dude Planet [1.23] edit

Elroy's Mob [1.24] edit

Jane Jetson: Our son has run away!
George Jetson: Don't worry, honey, he won't get far. Where can a kid like him go?
Jane Jetson: No place. Just to the moon, Venus, Jupiter, Mars, Saturn...
George Jetson: [blubbering] That's enough! That's enough! That's enough!

Season 2 edit

Elroy Meets Orbitty [2.1] edit

Rosie Come Home [2.2] edit

Solar Snoops [2.3] edit

Judy's Birthday Surprise [2.4] edit

SuperGeorge [2.5] edit

Family Fallout [2.6] edit

Instant Replay [2.7] edit

Irene Kingmaker: And that goes for your whole family, including that pie-faced piece of scrap metal.
Rosie: [rips off her dress] Thank you for making my day.

Fugitive Fleas [2.8] edit

S.M.A.S.H. [2.9] edit

One Strike, You're Out [2.10] edit

Mother's Day for Rosie [2.11] edit

S'No Relative [2.12] edit

Dance Time [2.13] edit

Judy Takes Off [2.14] edit

Winner Takes All [2.15] edit

The Mirrormorph [2.16] edit

The Cosmic Courtship of George and Jane [2.17] edit

High Moon [2.18] edit

Hi-Tech Wreck [2.19] edit

Little Bundle of Trouble [2.20] edit

Elroy in Wonderland [2.21] edit

The Swiss Family Jetson [2.22] edit

Rip-Off Rosie [2.23] edit

Fantasy Planet [2.24] edit

Space Bong [2.25] edit

Haunted Halloween [2.26] edit

Astro's Big Moment [2.27] edit

Jetsons' Millions [2.28] edit

Mr. Spacely: I'll give you a vacation. For the rest of your life!
George: Thank you, Mr. Spacely.
Mr. Spacely: You still don't get it, Jetson. You're through. Forever.
George: Well, it sure sounds like you mean it this time. [laughs] Goodbye Mr. Spacely.
Mr. Spacely: 20 years of firing him and now he just walks out. That's gratitude for you.

The Wrong Stuff [2.29] edit

The Vacation [2.30] edit

Team Spirit [2.31] edit

Future Tense [2.32] edit

George: Whoopee! We're still rich.
IRS agent: Not quite. Heh-heh-heh. Taxes R Us. Let's see, with income averaging over three fiscal years minus the capital gain, there. [takes most of the money] And the rest is all yours. Well, thanks for your cooperation.

Far-Out Father [2.33] edit

Dog Daze Afternoon [2.34] edit

Grandpa and the Galactic Gold Digger [2.35] edit

Robot's Revenge [2.36] edit

Ralph: Ooh, don't do that. You'll get your clothes all wrinkly. My name is Ralph, and anything you want, just.. Oh, oh, it's you. The lousy tipper.
George: I never tipped the guys who worked here before you.
Ralph: Uh huh? See why they all quit?

To Tell the Truth [2.37] edit

Boy George [2.38] edit

Judy's Elopement [2.39] edit

The Century's Best [2.40] edit

A Jetson Christmas Carol [2.41] edit

Season 3 edit

Crime Games [3.1] edit

ASTROnomical I.Q. [3.2] edit

9 to 5 to 9 [3.3] edit

Invisibly Yours, George [3.4] edit

Father/Daughter Dance [3.5] edit

Clean as a Hound's Tooth [3.6] edit

Wedding Bells for Rosey [3.7] edit

The Odd Pod [3.8] edit

Two Many Georges [3.9] edit

Spacely for a Day [3.10] edit

Repeated quotes edit

George Jetson: JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING! HELP! JANE!

Mr. Spacely: Jetson, you're fired!

Films edit

About The Jetsons edit

  • I told them 1,000 years from now or a million years, the problem is always going to be parking.

External links edit

 
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