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The Good Cop

American television series

The Good Cop is an American television comedy-drama murder-mystery created by Andy Breckman. The series premiered on Netflix on September 21, 2018. On November 13, 2018, Netflix canceled the series after one 10-episode season.

Season 1 edit

Who Framed the Good Cop? [1.1] edit

Captain: Why would he use his son's gun? He knew that we would trace it back to that house. It doesn't make sense.
Burl Loomis: A lot of things don't make sense. Why are nickels bigger than dimes?
Captain: That's a good point.
Burl Loomis: Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway?
Captain: Another excellent question.
Burl Loomis: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Captain: I don't know. I couldn't say.
Burl Loomis: Why'd the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?
Captain: When are you retiring?
Burl Loomis: Four hundred seventy-four days.
Captain: Does that include today?
Burl Loomis: Yes, it does.

What Is the Supermodel's Secret? [1.2] edit

Belinda Mannix: What do you think?
Anthony "TJ" Caruso Jr: I...stopped thinking thirty seconds ago when I walked in the kitchen.
Belinda Mannix: Your old man was just bragging on you. He said that you're the best detective in the city?
Anthony "Tony" Caruso Sr: I taught him everything I know!
Anthony "TJ" Caruso Jr: Except right from wrong. That I learned on my own.
Burl Loomis: Lived in Jersey City, doing God's work.
Anthony "TJ" Caruso Jr: He was a priest?
Burl Loomis: Bookin' bachelor parties.

Who Is the Ugly German Lady? [1.3] edit

Will the Good Cop Bowl 300? [1.4] edit

Will Big Tony Roll Over? [1.5] edit

Anthony "Tony" Caruso Sr: I'm not a rat. That's my line in the sand.
Anthony "TJ" Caruso Jr: Or, just thinking out loud here--don't laugh!--you could do the right thing.
Anthony "Tony" Caruso Sr: Son, where I come from, this is the right thing.
Wendell Kirk: By the power vested in me by UniversalTabernacle.com, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride!
Cora Vasquez: I always cry at weddings.
Anthony "TJ" Caruso Jr: You're not crying.
Cora Vasquez: Exactly.
Gordy: How many times you been married, Burl?
Burl Loomis: Depends on how you count it. I been married three times, but number 1 and number 3 were the same woman.
Gordy: Who was number 2?
Burl Loomis: Our marriage counselor.
Cora Vasquez: You're proud of him.
Anthony "TJ" Caruso Jr: Eh, I feel something. Might be pride.

Did the TV Star Do It? [1.6] edit

Who Killed the Guy on the Ski Lift? [1.7] edit

Will Cora Get Married? [1.8] edit

Why Kill a Busboy? [1.9] edit

Who Cut Mrs. Ackroyd in Half? [1.10] edit

Burl Loomis: No one's gonna believe you're not married.

Recurring Lines edit

Anthony "TJ" Caruso Jr: That's an infraction.
Burl Loomis: I don't run.

Cast edit

External Links edit

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