The Class (TV series)
sitcom which originally ran on CBS from September 18, 2006 to March 5, 2007
The Class (2006–2007) is a sitcom that followed the lives of eight very different alumni of the fictional Woodman Elementary School.
Pilot [1.01] edit
- Ethan Haas: After our call, I assumed you weren't coming.
- Kat Warbler: The deal is - we can leave in 20 minutes if it sucks.
- Ethan Haas: You're just a big bag of sunshine, aren't ya?
The Class Visits a Hospital [1.02] edit
- Kat Warbler: [after Richie admits he ran over Lina] You ran over my sister?
- Ethan Haas: Look, look... it was obviously an accident. OK?
- Kat Warbler: You're right, you're right, you're right. It's not his fault at all. No, I mean, if only they could put a reflective surface inside the car so you could see what's behind you!
- Perry Pearl: Say it one more time!
- Aaron: [annoyed] Welcome to Fantasy Island.
- Ethan Haas: It's cheesy... it's gay
- Kyle Lendo: That's how we roll
The Class Learns About Hurricanes [1.03] edit
- Kat Warbler: I think you're making a big mistake giving back this jacket.
- Ethan Haas: Why's that?
- Kat Warbler: Because I love it and I'm your new best friend.
- Ethan Haas: What's my last name?
- Kat Warbler: [throws him back his ex's jacket] No idea.
- Kat Warbler: [about Joanne's stuff] Oh my God. You folded everything? Dude, she publicly humiliated you. Throw her stuff out of the window, burn it - -don't fold it like you work at The Gap.
- Joanne: I'm sorry.
- Ethan Haas: You know what? I'm not.
- [slams the door in her face]
- Kat Warbler: I don't think you're getting back together.
- Ethan Haas: I don't think so. Oh wait.
- [opens the door and grabs the jacket for Kat]
- Ethan Haas: This is for my lover.
- [slams it again, throws it back to Kat]
- Ethan Haas: Hi.
- Joanne: Hey.
- Kat Warbler: Hiya!
- Ethan Haas: Um Joanne this is Kat, Kat this is Joanne.
- Kat Warbler: I'm his lover.
- Ethan Haas: She's not my lover!
- Kat Warbler: Was I not naked in your apartment yesterday?
- Ethan Haas: Briefly...[to Joanne] but it wasn't... [to Kat] Why am I even talking...
- Kat Warbler: Isn't it so cute when he gets flustered? I love that about my lover.
- Ethan Haas: Not her lover! Not her lover!
The Class Blows the Whistle [1.04] edit
- Lina Warbler: It's been so long, I was afraid you were never gonna ask.
- Richie Velch: Hey, I ran you over. Some women are turned off by that.
The Class Gets Frozen Yoghurt [1.05] edit
- Richie Velch: [after Richie's wife Fern really insults him and leaves] You complete me.
The Class Goes Trick-or-Treating [1.06] edit
- Kat Warbler: I ate so many Skittles, I peed the rainbow!
- Lina Warbler: [In a wheelchair, dressed as Franklin Delano Roosevelt for Halloween] Guess who I am!
- Kat Warbler: Old-time lesbian?
The Class Goes to a Bar [1.07] edit
- Ethan Haas: [on the phone] How amazing was last night?
- Kat Warbler: For me, not so amazing. He's boring. His stories were boring. I couldn't stand him. The sex wasn't bad though.
- Ethan Haas: You slept with him?
- Kat Warbler: Yeah, and I gotta say, for a mountain climber, he spends a lot of time at base camp!
- Kat Warbler: Look, all I'm saying is he sounds like a guy who doesn't like you as much as you like him.
- Lina Warbler: Ugh, yes he does!
- Kat Warbler: Ok, you always say that... and then when they dump you you're like, "Oh my God! I can't believe he stole my Jetta!
- Lina Warbler: [hesitating] Uh... that one did come as a shock.
The Class Celebrates a Birthday [1.08] edit
The Class Gives Thanks [1.09] edit
- Yonk Allen: [after finding out Duncan and his wife dated in high school] Hey, you know how she cries for no reason?
- Duncan Carmello: Yeah.
- Yonk Allen: What are you supposed to do when that happens?
- Duncan Carmello: Just hold her and let her cry.
- Yonk Allen: This is great! It's like finding an owner's manual. Oh, hey, did she make you say 'I love you' before you got off the phone?
- Duncan Carmello: Yeah, she did that.
- Yonk Allen: It's every time! What's that about?
- Duncan Carmello: She's just afraid that something might happen, and she wants 'I love you' to be the last thing you say to each other.
- Yonk Allen: Whoa, creepy.
- Duncan Carmello: Uh...
- Yonk Allen: Oh, and what is up with her dad? Is he insane or something?
- Duncan Carmello: Heh, yeah, he's crazy, but don't tell her that or you'll have to hold her and let her cry.
The Class Runs Into a Convenience Store [1.10] edit
- [Tina's watching a news story on TV where Holly, Richie, Nicole and Duncan are panicking inside a car]
- Tina Carmello: What kind of show is this?
The Class Celebrates an Anniversary [1.11] edit
- Kat Warbler: Penguins are cute and all, but if you cooked one, I'd eat it.
The Class Visits a Bad Neighbourhood [1.12] edit
- Nicole Allen: Oh, a gun... you must be Fern!
- Duncan Carmello: [walking in a few minutes later] Oh, a gun... you must be Fern!
The Class Hits It [1.13] edit
- Lina Warbler: You can't scare me with your 'bad sex.'
The Class Has to Go to a Stupid Museum [1.14] edit
The Class Eats Moroccan Chicken [1.15] edit
- Kat Warbler: You're up early.
- Ethan Haas: Just going for a run.
- Kat Warbler: You know, you die either way.
The Class Has a Snow Day [1.16] edit
- Nicole Allen: As yonk says sometimes people in a prius will flip you off but you can just roll right over them
