The Brothers Solomon

The Brothers Solomon is a 2007 American comedy film, starring Will Arnett and Will Forte.

DialogueEdit

[discussing plans for contraception with their willing surrogate, Janine]
John Solomon: I literally cannot wait to feel myself inside you!
Janine: Whoa! The only thing you're going to feel yourself inside of is a cold Dixie cup!
Dean Solomon: Well, that certainly doesn't make your vagina sound very appealing."

[talking about the unfortunate luck a the end of one of Dean's dates]
John Solomon: So she got hit by a bus, huh? Poor girl.
Dean Solomon: Yeah, the bus took a pretty serious hit too. I mean she was a large girl. Comfortably in the 200s.

[discussing adoption options with agency representative and father]
John Solomon: Do you have any pictures of the kids? Something that we can... [points to picture of adoption agency representatives son] Oh, Dean. How about that little guy?
Dean Solomon: No friggin way! Under no circumstances. Hes got like Bells Palsy or something. [agency representative appears visibly upset]

[when trying to figure out a plan to conceive a child]
John Solomon: I think we maybe need to broaden our search to include less conventional methods of having a baby.
Dean Solomon: Like anal?

External linksEdit

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