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- Mike: I'm Mike Chapman from homestarrunner.com! People are all the time asking me "Mike, how do you do those stupid voices for your dumb animal characters?" and I say "I'm Mike! Matt does the voices!" Let's go!
- Matt: Having no plan and low expectations always makes the future look brighter.
- Matt: ... Expectations, keep 'em down. Ankle level.