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Deception [3.01]Edit

Jinx: Don't bother trying to run.
Mammoth: You won't get far. The whole school is in on it.
Stone: In on what?
Gizmo: Whaddaya think, pie-for-brains? (Produces a dress and unicycle) Your initiation!
Stone: (Relieved) Ha ha! That's it?
Mammoth: Don't laugh. You have to EAT the unicycle.

Stone: Mmm-mmm! Sloppy joes! Just like the mad scientist who created me used to make!

Beast Boy: Do I hear an undercover mission coming on, 'cause I'm a master of disguise! (Turns into multiple animals)
Raven: Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in.

Jinx: (Sullen) You could have been one of us...
Cyborg: I could have been a lot of things.

Beast Boy: Oh, Cyborg! (Gets out a dress)
Robin: You left the Titans. (Gets out a magenta wig)
Raven: That means you have to be initiated all over again. (Gets out a rubber chicken)

X [3.02]Edit

Robin: (voiceover) It is simple; there is good and there is evil. There are those who commit crimes and those who try and stop them. Both sides are opposites; as different as day and night, and the line between them is clear. Or at least, it's supposed to be...

Red X: Come on, kids. (Points to the 'X' on his chest) X marks the spot.

Red X: (to Starfire, who is pinned to the wall) You know, cutie, the only crime here is that you and I haven't gone out on a- (Starfire blasts him with her eye beams)

Robin: Who are you?
Red X: If I wanted you to know that, would I be wearing a mask?

Starfire: No, Robin. The error you made, it is in the past. You are no longer the one inside that suit.
Red X: And personally, I think it looks much cooler on me.

Beast Boy: He could still be a robot, (To Cyborg) Check him for batteries. (Cyborg puts on a rubber glove and holds out a threatening finger)
Robin: Wait! Please! It wasn't me! I promise! It wasn't me...

Robin: I created Red X- every system, every weapon. Whoever's inside that suit, he's my responsibility.
Cyborg: Well if we're gonna catch him, we at least need to figure out what he's after.
Robin: I already know. Xenothium: the fuel that powers the suit.
Starfire: (gasps in shock)
Raven: (shocked) No...
Beast Boy: (walking off in a huff) Aw man! I never understand anything!

Red X: Not everybody likes to play the big villain, kid. I'm a thief. I'm not threatening your precious city. Just looking out for number one.
Robin: So you're not psychotic. You're just selfish!
Red X: Lighten up, chuckles. I'm not such a bad guy once you get to know me.

[Raven is tied upside down to Beast Boy, who is the the shape of a rhinoceros, by one of Red X's X traps])
Raven: [tries to blow Beast Boy's tail off her face] And now I smell like rhino-butt...

Beast Boy: [to Robin] Did you give this guy enough gadgets?!

Robin: You don't even care, do you? A lowlife maniac just got his hands on enough Xenothium to disintegrate the entire city, and it's your fault!
Red X: Don't you mean, 'our fault?'
Robin: At least I'm going to do something about it. And if you cared about anything other than yourself, you'd be helping!
Red X: Sorry, kid. Some guys don't like to play the hero.
Robin: (disgusted) I'll be back to take you to jail.

Starfire: (to Chang) You are a bad man!

Robin: I thought you didn't like to play the hero.
Red X: Doesn't mean I don't know how.

Robin: Thanks for your help, X. But don't think that means you can help yourself.
Red X: No problem, kid. This [holds up the Xenothium] should keep me going for quite a while.
Robin: That won't do you much good without this. [He holds up the utility belt. Shocked, Red X looks down and sees his belt isn't on him]
Robin: Better luck next time.
[Red X backs up to the ledge and almost slips]
Red X: Not bad, kid. Not bad.
[He throws the Xenothium on the floor, exploding it and jumps and falls]

Robin: [voice over] There is good and there is evil, but the line between them can be almost impossible to find. Does one good deed make him a hero? Am I to blame for all of it because of a single mistake? In the end, all I really know is that the answers don't come easy. It's supposed to be simple. But it's not.

Betrothed [3.03]Edit

Beast Boy: Uh, Starfire?
Starfire: Hmm?
Beast Boy: Going somewhere?
Starfire: (passing them) I am leaving for Tamaran.
Raven: And you're taking all your stuff because...?
(Starfire stops packing and gives the foursome a tender, wistful smile)
Starfire: I am not ever coming back.
(All eyes pop)
Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven: WHAT?!
Robin: Starfire, what's wrong?
Starfire: Nothing is wrong. I am... (Worried pause, then big smile.) ...getting married.
Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven: WHAT?!
[Robin slides to the floor in shock]

Robin: You're getting married?!
Starfire: Indeed! And I cannot wait to see Tamaran. I have been having a bit of the sick home feeling lately and am eager to introduce my home planet to you, my friends! First you must ingest some fresh-squeezed blorg, or perhaps splut-wingx! And wait until you see the pordkins. They are as big as a florknock!
Beast Boy: Um, am I the only one afraid of the pordkins?
Robin: You're getting married?!
Raven: Uh, yeah, anyone we know?
Starfire: Oh, I have never met him. My betrothed has been chosen for me by the Grand Ruler of Tamaran.
(Star looks up to the spaceship´s window and sees Robin on it)
Robin: You're getting married?! AND TO SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER MET?!
(Notices that he´s out the ship in the Outer space and quickly "swims" back into the ship)
Starfire: Of course Robin, it is the way of my people.
Robin: But Starfire- (Gets interrupted when the T-ship is zapped)

Galfor: Nooba gulshtik Koriand'r sol!
Starfire: Hesbad rutha Galfore kank! (Galfor yells and leans toward her as if he is attacking her and Starfire screams)
Robin: Titans! (They prepare to fight)
Starfire: (As Galfor tickles her) HAHAHAHAHA!
Cyborg: (To Robin) Um, unless they tickle people to death here, I think you can chill.

Beast Boy: I can't tell what's a bed, what's a chair, and what's alive! How am I supposed to take my beauty nap?

Robin: Come on! We getting out of here.
Starfire:Oh Robin... I am sorry. I cannot.
Robin: Starfire, you don't want to marry him.
Starfire: Marrying him will bring peace to my planet. It is good for everyone.
Robin: It's not good for you.
Starfire: Robin, if you cannot be happy for me, then perhaps you should not attend to my wedding...

Starfire: Yes, I will do the what is right for Tamaran...
Galfor: You must do what is right... in your heart

Cyborg: (After Beast Boy turns into an alien animal) How did you know you could do that?
Beast Boy: Lucky guess.

Robin: (Pounding window, interrupting Starfire's marriage) STARFIRE!!

Starfire: [After making her speech to the Tamarans] Let us now return to earth please. I am feeling the sick for my home, my real home. [blushes]
Beast Boy: [Sweating and clutching himself] Then lets hurry! I couldn't figure how to use the bathroom here!
Cyborg: We are not having any accidents in the T-ship! You hear me?!

Crash [3.04]Edit

Beast Boy: I'm a genius! By simply turning off all those useless security programs and connecting directly to an underground server in eastern Zambia, I, Beast Boy, have gotten my hands on an advance copy of the hottest video game ever: Mega Monkeys Four!

Cyborg: OOOH!! You know what would be fun? Let's all go out for WAFFLES! RAVEN!! You like WAFFLES, DON'TCHA?
Raven: (Dryly) More than life itself.

Robin: Cyborg calm down there's something wrong with you, let us help.
Cyborg: (Seeing Robin as a steak)You bet there's something wrong. We need gravy! And plenty of it!

Gizmo: No... stinkin'... way! I'm not fixing that overgrown bucket of robo-scrunge, and there's nothing you can do to make me... (Raven's shadow is cast over him) I'll help.

Cyborg: Hey! Did y'all know there are 456 varieties of yams? I LIKE YAMS!

Beast Boy: I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything.

Cyborg: (After recovering) Ooh, my stomach! I feel like I ate a tire!
Raven: That's a distinct possibility.

Robin: We need to find Cyborg and bring him home before he hurts himself or somebody else.
Raven: Or an innocent street sign. [Points at Cyborg eating a 'Stop' street sign]

[Starfire, Raven, and Robin confront Cyborg]
Starfire: You remember who we are, yes?
[Cyborg envisions them all as fried eggs]
Cyborg: [Crying] You're the nasty egg people who stole all my WAFFLES!! [throws the sign he is holding at them]

Haunted [3.05]Edit

Slade: How can you save a city, Robin, if you can't save yourself?

Robin: [Robin grabs Starfire's arm] What happened?
Starfire: (Gasps) You are... hurting me.
Robin: Slade ran right by you! How could you let him get away?!
Starfire: [Crying] But, Robin, there was no one there.

Slade: Brings back memories, doesn't it?
Robin: All I remember is how much I hated you!
Slade: What I remember is that you couldn't defeat me... at least, not all alone.

Starfire: But must we keep [Robin] restrained?
Cyborg: He threatened us, Star. He's dangerous.
Beast Boy: Dangerous?! Try totally flipped-out cuckoo-labanza! (sneezes)
Raven: We've gotta run some tests on him. Figure out what's going on.
Slade: Alone again, Robin? (Robin looks around and spots him) As long as I'm around, you're never alone.

[Raven begins to meditate]
Beast Boy: What are you doing?
Raven: Finding Robin. Azarath Metrion Zinthos.
[She sends a black energy raven up the ventilation system, looking for Robin. The raven finds Robin]
Raven: [Telepathically] Robin, I'm here to help you.
Robin: Raven, what are you... you have to get out! Slade! He'll destroy you!
Raven: Robin. Your heart. You're in danger. You have to trust me. Slade isn't here. He's not in the Tower.
Robin: No, he's here. He's real! I've seen him!
Raven: Then let me see him. Through your eyes. [She goes into Robin's mind; things are seen from his perspective; she sees scenes from Robin's past including his parents dying and taking an oath with Batman] See, Robin - there's no one here. There never was... (Slade suddenly punches Robin)
Raven: [Is knocked to the floor] SLADE!!
Cyborg: You saw him?
Raven: I don't know if he's real or not. But he's real to Robin, and that's all that matters. The stress on his brain is destroying his body. Robin truly believes he's fighting Slade - and Slade is winning.

Robin: (Weakly) Slade... stop...
Slade: No, Robin. I won't stop. Not now. Not ever. I am the thing that keeps you up at night. The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest... and neither will you.
Robin: My friend says ... you're not real.
Slade: I'm very real. (Slade throws him down on the floor) Could you get all of those bruises from someone who wasn't there. You can't even touch me.
Robin: All these ... bruises. But you don't have a scratch. (Robin's mind)
Slade: I am the thing that keeps you up at night. The evil who haunts the dark corner of your mind.
Robin: E ... every dark corner. There all my mind, and it's dark. My friend's are right, you aren't real.
Slade: I'm enough to finish you!
Robin: (Robin switches the lights on) Light's out Slade.
Starfire: (Flies down) ROBIN!
Robin: It's ok Starfire. It's ok. (Robin falls and Starfire catches him, Starfire looks worried)

Spellbound [3.06]Edit

Beast Boy: Oh, Raven, come on! Why can't you just have fun like normal people? Why are you always locked in your dark room reading your nasty old books? Why do you have to be so creepy?
Cyborg: Forget it BB! Leave her alone...
Raven: (Hurt) I'm not creepy, I'm just different. And I wish there was someone around here who understood that. Someone I could talk to. Someone more like me.

Raven: Can we go now?

Beast Boy: Hey Raven! Um... it's like almost noon and you haven't come out of your room. So, just in case your mad, I'm gonna go ahead and say, I'm sorry for calling you creepy last night. (Hears giggling) Raven? Is everything... (She comes out.) Hi, um... you were... laughing. And I thought I heard... was there someone in there?
Raven: Just me, and a really good book.

Starfire: Beast Boy has told us much about the Malchior and how he remains trapped within a book, but...
Raven: Now, how would Beast Boy know something like that?
Beast Boy: Ha ha... I may have, kind of been, uh, a fly on the wall in your room.
Raven: You look more like a rat to me. (Beast Boy is turned into a rat)
Beast Boy: She morphed me!

Malchior: Is that what you want, Raven? To be alone?
Raven: (Weeping) No.

Raven: He lied to me... he lied. And I gave him what he wanted...

Beast Boy: [Knocks on Raven's door Raven, it's me. Look I'm sorry.
Raven: For what? You're not the one who-
Beast Boy: No. I'm sorry that he broke your heart.
Raven: I know it was all a lie. But he was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn’t... creepy. And don’t try to tell me I’m not.
Beast Boy: Okay. Fine. You’re way creepy. But that doesn’t mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you’re alone, Raven, but you’re not.
[Raven hugs him]

Revolution [3.07]Edit

Cyborg: The burgers are cheesed, the dogs are hot, and the fireworks are about to begin. Man, I love the Fourth of July!

Beast Boy: See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!"
Raven: Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?
Beast Boy: What's your point?

Mad Mod: The American Revolution was a hoax. The Declaration of Independence is a tissue of lies. There is no George Washington, and there never was. And from now on, they're not cookies - they're called biscuits! Say it with me... "biiisss-cuuuiitss". There, now. We'll have you unruly Yanks acting like proper Brits in time for tea.

Cyborg: Hey! We've been Union-Jacked!

Cyborg: (to Starfire) Make him laugh!
Starfire: (holding a hypnotized Beast Boy) uh... ooh! (makes farting sound with her armpit)
Beast Boy: Ha ha ha ha! (British accent) Smashing love! Jolly good laugh-- (eyes widen and screams) Oh, dear! I'm a Tommy! A Limey! A Brit!
Cyborg: Yo, Brit Boy! We could use a hand!
Beast Boy: (British accent) Right, then. Have at you!

Cyborg: The sky looks like a giant British flag! The whole city's gone haywire!

Beast Boy: Dude, tell me about it. "Bangers and mash"? "Bubble and squeak"? "Toad in the hole"? Don't British people know how to speak English?!

Beast Boy: British Engineering Luv, finest in the world!
Raven: Can you please stop talking like that?
Beast Boy: (British accent) You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star.

Beast Boy: What we need to do is go underground! Organize a resistance movement, starting with a trained gerbil army!

Cyborg: It may not look like it, but this is still America. So I say we vote.

Mad Mod: And here we are again! You know, there's an old British saying, my duckies. "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." And you lot are as doomed as doomed can be!

Cyborg: City Hall. We should be able to hide here... 'til Mad Mod's tanks come to tear it down.
Raven: Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say.

Beast Boy: Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor.

Starfire: He said, "Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it." We have failed to learn from the history Mad Mod is attempting to rewrite. Your democracy is not merely about voting. It is about compromise. Out of many different people, you make one country. Out of many flawed ideas, you create one that works.
Cyborg: We don't need four different plans...
Raven: ...we just need one.

Cyborg: And I bet even REAL British people don't like you.

Mad Mod: (thinking he's won again) What a surprise, my duckies. Your little plan didn't work. Say, where's the green one? Run away, did?
Starfire: The green one...IS OUR PLAN! Beast Boy, GO!

(Beast Boy morphs into a flying squirrel and scurries through Mad Mod's shirt; Cyborg rocket arm grabs the cane and flies straight into the air)

Mad Mod: FIRE!

(The robot soldier fires at the robotic arm, releasing the cane. Mad Mod rushes to retrieve it, but before he can, Robin grabs it before he does)

Mad Mod: Now, now, old bean. Let's not do anything hasty.

''(But Robin hits the button on the cane restoring his youth making Mad Mod old again, thus breaking the cane)

Mad Mod: (Gasps) NO!

'(The robots shut down releasing the Titans and the city goes back to normal)

Mad Mod: Eh, hello gov'na.
Robin: Just like old times, huh?
Starfire: Robin! You are unwrinkled!

(She embraces Robin)

Wavelength [3.08]Edit

Starfire: (Inside Beast Boy as a blue whale) Although Beast Boy's quick thinking has saved our lives, I believe I am... grossed out?

Cyborg: Hey there, Bee. Haven't seen you since--
Bumblebee: Since you betrayed headmaster and ruined our school?
Cyborg: I was gonna say the Sadie Hawkins dance, but yeah, that, too.

[Beast Boy as a whale, Spits out the titans out of his mouth]
Raven: Two words...."Breath mints".

Cyborg: And Blood couldn't brainwash you because...?
Bumblebee: There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do.

Starfire: I am hopeful we will not encounter more HIVE soldiers.
[Robin, Star, and Raven open and walk through the door and see more HIVE soldiers.]
Raven: You had to say something.

Brother Blood: Another spy? Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?!
Bumblebee: I learned plenty! :[attacks him]:

Bumblebee: (approaching, holding up a CD-ROM) I lifted your blueprints from the HIVE mainframe, so Blood can't ever use 'em again.
Cyborg: (grabbing at it) Gimme that!
Bumblebee: Uh-uh. If you go down, I might need this to complete the mission.
Cyborg: Please. They're not just plans. They're me-everything I am. My body, my brain, my feelings-
Bumblebee: Relax. I only read the sonic cannon stuff...and a few memory files about the big crush you had on Jinx.

Robin: We need to get out of here!
Bumblebee: How?
Cyborg: The T-Ship's toast.
Beast Boy: Hello! (Points to his tongue)
Raven: I'd really rather just stay here and drown.

The Beast Within [3.09]Edit

Adonis: You wimps think you can take down Adonis? Bring it on.
Beast Boy: Dude, it is totally brunged... branged.
Raven: Ooohh, bad grammar. That ought to scare him.

Adonis: What's the matter, wuss? Don't you know how to fight like a man?
Beast Boy: I'm not a man, I'm an animal!

Beast Boy: Real men don't eat tofu.

Beast Boy: Well, it's almost noon. You should get some breakfast.
Robin: That... was my breakfast.

[Beast Boy "accidentally" bumps into Raven.]
Raven: Sorry.
Beast Boy: You'd better be! Why don't you look where you're going?
Raven: On second thought, I'm not sorry, and you're a jerk.
Beast Boy: Y'know, Raven, I've been a really nice guy for a really long time. I've put up with your insults and your attitude, and I've had it! Consider this a warning: As of last night, Mr. Nice-Guy has left the building.
Raven: Is this the part where I'm supposed to be intimidated?
Beast Boy: No - THIS is! (Changes into a yeti)
Robin: (from o.c.) Beast Boy! Leave her alone!
Cyborg: What's got into you man?
Starfire: You are behaving like a royal zarbnarf!
[Beast Boy resumes human form, and walks right in front of Raven with a glare on his face. Then he walks towards to the others]
Beast Boy: Look, this is who I am now! You guys don't like it? Tough!
Robin: Fine! If this is how you wanna act, do it somewhere else! None of us are interested! (Beast Boy breathes angrily at Robin, then attempts to fight, but chuckles.)
Beast Boy: That's what I thought.

Raven AAAAAAHHHH
Robin Raven
Beast Boy: No. I wouldn't. I mean, we had a fight, but I would never-
Starfire: She was in your teeth.
Beast Boy: THAT'S A LIE!
Robin: I'm going to ask you to keep your voice down!

Raven: (wakes up) Beast Boy....
Starfire: Rest. You are safe. He can no longer harm you.
Raven: He didn't hurt , he saved me.
Starfire: From what?

Raven: Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man.
Beast Boy: Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on.
Raven: We're having a moment here; don't ruin it.
Beast Boy: Beast Dude?

Can I Keep Him? [3.10]Edit

Robin: We're shutting you down, Johnny.
Raven: And your little dog too.
Beast Boy: Anybody got a giant, rolled up newspaper?

Starfire: There was a party and we were not invited?
Robin: A party? More like a tornado.
Raven: A tornado with teeth.

Beast Boy: Remember when Killer Moth made an army of mutant moths and forced Robin to take his daughter to prom and he was like- bleh! -and you were like- rrr! -and Robin was like- ugh... -but then we found Killer Moth and I was like- Dude! -and Raven was like- zzzzzt! -and Cyborg was like- Boo-yah! -and we kicked his butt and the mutant moths turned back into these cute little wormy things?
Starfire: Um...yes?

Raven: (Looking at the damaged curtains) So, did you and the curtains have some sort of argument?
Starfire: Uh... yes! Today is... Gorb-Gorb, the Tamaranian Festival of... Berating Drapery! STUPID CURTAINS!!
(Starfire fires a blast from her eyes, obliterating the remaining curtains and everything behind them.)
Raven: Aliens.

Robin: Starfire (He holds up a tiny piece of the sofa that has been eaten.) Um....Where's the sofa?
Starfire: Uh... Your Earthly ways are strange. (edging away) Please, what is this sofa of which you speak? (giggles nervously) Bye!

Cyborg: Gimme my foot so I can kick your butt!

Killer Moth: I must say, you took excellent care of M-319. What have you been feeding him?

Starfire: (beckoning to Silkie) Here, Silkie, Silkie... here, my sweet little mutant.
Killer Moth: Um... here, Larva M-319... come to... papa?
Starfire: (sweetly) Oh, Sikie, Starfire has a big hug for you!
Killer Moth: Hey, big fella. Did Killer Moth create you in a lab? Yes, he did; yes, he did!

Raven: Can we go home now? I need a shower in the worst way.

Bunny Raven ... or ... How to Make a Titananimal Disappear [3.11]Edit

Raven: (To Mumbo) Cute trick. Ready to see some real magic?

Robin: (Reaching for Raven in a tornado) Raven!
Starfire: Robin!
Cyborg: Starfire!
Beast Boy: DUDES!!!

Robin: Raven!
Raven: Robin.
Starfire: The Mumbo made you invisible?
Raven: Up here...
[all look up to see Bunny Raven in a cage]
Beast Boy: Why does that bunny sound like Raven...?
Raven: Because I am Raven.
Starfire: Oh! You look so cute!
Raven: (growls)

Cyborg: Hang on a second! We're inside Mumbo's hat, and Raven is inside Mumbo's hat, inside Mumbo's hat?!
Beast Boy: DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!

Cyborg: (Turned into a bear) Oh, wait until I get my claws on Mumbo! (Pauses) Did I just say "claws"?!
Starfire: (Turned into a cat; scratching behind ear with foot) Be thankful that you do not have the fleas. [Zoom in on her fur to show many fleas biting her. They all look like Mumbo]

Starfire: [Reading a note from Beast Boy, who has turned into a stock ticket] "What... happened?"
Cyborg: [Gasping for breath] He made me do a jig.
Starfire: [Gasps in shock] That madman must be stopped! [Pauses; confused] Please, what is a jig?

Beast Boy:(Turns into a phone & starts ringing)
Cyborg: Uh, Hello?
Beast Boy: Hello! What have you got to complain about? I'm a lamp! What's wrong with being an animal anyway, at least you guys have legs, I can't even move and do you have any idea how hot a light bulb ge-?!(Cyborg puts the phone back on the reciever before he can finish)
Cyborg: (to Robin and Starfire) Well,at least we finaly found a way to shut him up. (Beast Boy turns into a foghorn and knocks Cyborg into all of the tutus)

Robin: Sorry, Star, I think I stepped on your foot.
Starfire: I believe it was my... tail...

Starfire: I do not like being a cat in this hat!

Mumbo: Must you overanalyze everything? Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show?
Raven: Because it isn't real - your act, this hat. It's all smoke and mirrors. You probably hypnotized me to think I'm a rabbit, and when I get home, my nose will twitch every time a bell rings.
Mumbo: Hmm. That would be an interesting trick, but no.
Raven: As soon as I figure out how you're creating this illusion, your "powers" will be gone.
Mumbo: Knowing how the tricks work doesn't make them any less real. If you look like a rabbit and hop like a rabbit, then guess what, kid? You're really a rabbit! For real!

Mumbo: Well, you know what they say; if you can't beat Mumbo, join Mumbo! (His head expands like a balloon)
Puppet Mumbo: (To Mumbo) Two minutes to showtime, Mr. Amazing... You're great, I love you. (Mumbo's head explodes into confetti)
Robin: We're not going to be a part of your show!
Mumbo: (head returns to normal) Oh, I think you will. What I have planned for you makes me so happy I feel like singing! Maestro? Five, six, seven, eight!

Beast Boy: I got it!
Cyborg: It can't involve driving a tank or unleashing magician-eating sharks.
Beast Boy: I don't got it.

Statler Mumbo: What do you get when you cross a magician with a camera?
Waldorf Mumbo: Hocus Focus!
[They laugh]

Mumbo: So tell me, kid, how'd you do it?
Raven: A magician never reveals her secrets.

Titans East: Part 1 [3.12]Edit

Cyborg: When there's trouble you know what to do/CALL CYBORG!/He can shoot a rocket from his shoe/'CAUSE HE'S CYBORG!/Do do do-do something like that/OH YEAH/Na na na na big fluffy cat/THAT'S RIGHT!...

Aqualad: Fish tacos?! What were you thinking?! I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!
Speedy: You said get lunch, I got lunch. Chow down!

Bumblebee: And that's a super computer, not a footstool!
Speedy: Thanks, mom.

Speedy: (To Bumblebee) So, who died and made you queen, anyhow?
Bumblebee: Well, maybe you could call the shots if you spent more time working and less time messing with your hairdo!

Más y Menos: (Mocking Speedy) ¡Mírenme! ¡Yo soy pello grande! ¡Arrodillanse y admiren mi pello hermoso! ["Look at me! I'm Big-Hair! Kneel and admire my handsome hair!"]
Speedy: You're lucky I can't understand that you little-!
Bumblebee: (Sheilding Más y Menos) Hey, leave 'em alone!

Aqualad: If you're going to eat my friends, at least have the decency to get rid of the evidence!

Más y Menos: ¡Esto es ridículo! ¡Parcemos aficionados! ¡Somos sies contra uno, tenemos que ganar! ¡Pero ella está en nuestro camino, y estos dos se están disparando, y este viejo nos está jodiendo! (Both start crying then duck away) ["This is ridiculous! We're six against one, we have to win! But she's in our way, and these two are shooting each other, and this old guy isn't screwing around!"]

Bumblebee: Hey Sparky! Welcome aboard the happy train.We're having loads of fun.[sarcastically]

Speedy: They're... you!
Cyborg: NO THEY'RE NOT!!!

Bumblebee: Split up!
Más y Menos: (Hugging each other) ¡¡No!!

Bumblebee: The real Cyborg couldn't take me, so you knockoffs don't stand a chance!

Speedy: Is that the best you can do?You rust buckets haven't even laid a hand on me yet![hand grabs Speedy] First time for everything.

Cyborg:[to Brother Blood] I don't owe you anything except a can of butt whippin!
Brother Blood: Come on, Cyborg, what makes you tick?!
Cyborg: (Shocking him) A 50,000-watt power cell!

Robin: But Cyborg, we need you.
Cyborg: Sorry, man, but they need me more.

Titans East: Part 2 [3.13]Edit

Robin: (To Cyborg) Believe me, I know a thing or two about being obsessed with your target.

Starfire: Who will shout the "Booyah!" when we are victorious in battle?

Cyborg: You can take your offer and blow it out your--
Brother Blood: Insolent child!

Cyborg: What have you done to yourself?
Brother Blood: Now, Cyborg, don't tell me you are digusted by the very technology that keeps you alive?
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