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"You need to get a shot gun and aim in the direction of the noise" -Guest appearance on The David Letterman Show, February 5, 2007

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  • Are you kidding me?
  • I've been doing this over 30 years.
  • A man can't be 'just friends' with another woman. Period.
  • Awareness without action is worthless.
  • Are you doing what you're doing today because you want to do it, or because it's what you were doing yesterday?
  • Don't make me put your head in my blender.
    • In response to a man who was abusing his wife
  • Get real!
  • Have you read my book?
  • I want you to start living as a gay woman.
  • I'm gonna put some verbs in my sentences...
  • That dog don't hunt.
    • In response to weak excuses
  • How's that workin' for ya?
  • It ain't about you!
  • Are you just going to throw him under the bus?
  • [Person] has you on a marionette.
  • That is an absolute, drop dead dealbreaker.
  • This is gonna be a changing day in your life!
  • This relationship needs a hero.
  • Opinions are like asses, everybody got one.
  • We're never weaker than we're angry
  • What you need to do...
  • What are you thinking?
  • Ya think?!
    • To a guest finally recognizing the obvious.


  • You're a bright eyed and bushy tailed.
  • You're only lonely if you're not there for you.
  • You've got to change your life!
    • Advice given in most episodes.
  • "You need to get a shot gun and aim in the direction of the noise"
    • Guest appearance on The David Letterman Show, February 5, 2007
  • Your feelings?! To hell with your feelings! Everybody with their feelings! "I'm obese, my kid's a brat, help me, help me!" Just SHUTTUP!! <crying> Why can't I fix any one of them? Why am I so dumb and worthless? Mama was right, mama was right!
    • Exerpt from intro to Scary Movie 4
  • No dog ever pee'd on a moving car.
    1. You're a bitch!
    2. This is gonna be a changing day in your life.
    3. I want you to start living as a gay woman!
    • And I want you to start having a gay relationship!
    1. Unless and until you can look each other in the eye and say, "Y'know what? We've done everything we can do. I am totally at peace with this, I don't haytcha, I don't resentcha, I -- I don't have any bad feelings or unfinished emotional business with you, I can say go and be well, and I'm gonna do the same thing." Unless and until you can say that, you're not ready to get a divorce.
    2. This relationship needs a hero!
    3. How 'bout when this is over we go do a little "coke"?
    4. Y'know, I didn't just come in on a load of turnips, I know that!
    5. You know what? I'm not some "schmoe" here.
  • "You need to marry yo' baby mamma"
    • Advice given during a guest appearance on David Letterman Show when David announced to Dr. Phil that he was going to be a father
  • "Even a pancake has two sides"
    • Intervening in an argument
  • This ain't my first rodeo
  • Am I missin' somethin' here?

--JavierMC 23:25, 15 October 2008 (UTC)

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