Talk:Phil McGraw

"You need to get a shot gun and aim in the direction of the noise" -Guest appearance on The David Letterman Show, February 5, 2007

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• Are you kidding me?

• I've been doing this over 30 years.

• A man can't be 'just friends' with another woman. Period.

• Awareness without action is worthless.

• Are you doing what you're doing today because you want to do it, or because it's what you were doing yesterday?

• Don't make me put your head in my blender.
  • In response to a man who was abusing his wife

• Get real!

• Have you read my book?

• I want you to start living as a gay woman.

• I'm gonna put some verbs in my sentences...

• That dog don't hunt.
  • In response to weak excuses

• How's that workin' for ya?

• It ain't about you!

• Are you just going to throw him under the bus?

• [Person] has you on a marionette.

• That is an absolute, drop dead dealbreaker.

• This is gonna be a changing day in your life!

• This relationship needs a hero.

• Opinions are like asses, everybody got one.

• We're never weaker than we're angry

• What you need to do...

• What are you thinking?

• Ya think?!
  • To a guest finally recognizing the obvious.

• You're a bright eyed and bushy tailed.

• You're only lonely if you're not there for you.

• You've got to change your life!
  • Advice given in most episodes.

• "You need to get a shot gun and aim in the direction of the noise"
  • Guest appearance on The David Letterman Show, February 5, 2007

• Your feelings?! To hell with your feelings! Everybody with their feelings! "I'm obese, my kid's a brat, help me, help me!" Just SHUTTUP!! <crying> Why can't I fix any one of them? Why am I so dumb and worthless? Mama was right, mama was right!
  • Exerpt from intro to Scary Movie 4

• No dog ever pee'd on a moving car.

• 1. You're a bitch!
  2. This is gonna be a changing day in your life.
  3. I want you to start living as a gay woman!
  • And I want you to start having a gay relationship!
  1. Unless and until you can look each other in the eye and say, "Y'know what? We've done everything we can do. I am totally at peace with this, I don't haytcha, I don't resentcha, I -- I don't have any bad feelings or unfinished emotional business with you, I can say go and be well, and I'm gonna do the same thing." Unless and until you can say that, you're not ready to get a divorce.
  2. This relationship needs a hero!
  3. How 'bout when this is over we go do a little "coke"?
  4. Y'know, I didn't just come in on a load of turnips, I know that!
  5. You know what? I'm not some "schmoe" here.

• "You need to marry yo' baby mamma"
  • Advice given during a guest appearance on David Letterman Show when David announced to Dr. Phil that he was going to be a father
• "Even a pancake has two sides"
  • Intervening in an argument
• This ain't my first rodeo
• Am I missin' somethin' here?
• I'ma drunk pimp!

--JavierMC 23:25, 15 October 2008 (UTC)

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