Talk:Morris Udall

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• When the Democratic Party forms a firing squad, we form a circle.

• I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that.

• If nominated, I shall run to Mexico. If elected, I shall fight extradition.
  • On running for president in 1984. Some reports say he said "Canada" rather than "Mexico."

• I have learned the difference between a cactus and a caucus. On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

• What's the difference between a pigeon and an Iowa farmer? A pigeon can still make a deposit on a tractor.
  • While criticizing the economy on the campaign trail in 1976.

Misattributed

• The quote 'The people have spoken, the bastards' was actually said by Dick Tuck.
• "Everything has been said but not everyone has said it." may well by by him, but is similar to: "Everything has already been said, but not yet by everyone" which is attributed to Karl Valentin (originally in German).