Last modified on 29 October 2014, at 16:20


Satellite map of Switzerland

Switzerland is a country in central Europe.


  • The Swiss are offended by being called gentlemen, and prove themselves true plebeians in order to be thought worthy of great office.
  • In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love and five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock!
  • Switzerland is a small, steep country, much more up and down than sideways, and is all stuck over with large brown hotels built on the cuckoo clock style of architecture.
  • Switzerland is only bearable covered with some people are only bearable under a sheet

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