Last modified on 14 August 2014, at 13:07

Mario television series

This is a collection of quotations from television series based on Nintendo's flagship franchise, Super Mario Bros. They are listed by character.

MarioEdit

  • "Hey, maybe we'll see you on PBS!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "Ah, worthless Koopa junk!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "I hate to run on an empty stomach!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
  • "Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Sorry we can't stay and chat with you goons, but we have a race to win!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Hey, King Koopa! You can at least say goodbye!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job is when we're working by the hour." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
  • "Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of the Koopa"
  • "Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can stop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Fire of Hercufleas"
  • "Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Fire of Hercufleas"
  • "C'mon Luigi, let's see what this Guernsey can earnsie!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario and the Beanstalk"
  • "Now go home and eat some vegetables, Dr. Mario's orders!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "C'mon, I'll help you sink your teeth into some delicious Koopa meat." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Can't we discuss this man-to-Mouser? ...I guess not." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Bros."
  • "C'mon fellas! Fighting won't solve anything! The color you are doesn't matter!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "True Colors"
  • "Nice try, Koopa, but it's gonna take a lot more than a silly party hat to make me... Koop-masters, your wish is my command." -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Kooky, give ol' Koopa a Koop where it really counts!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Invincible Stars? Invincible timing, Princess!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "Whoops! I just invented the tossed salad!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "Wrench attack, Luigi! Let's tool on outta here!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Aww, without super powers, we're no match for Super Koopa!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Super Koopa"
  • "Garbage, garbage on your stoopa, get out of here and go back to Koopa!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Uh, excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Hey, shaddupa your face!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Giddyup, chowhound!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Dr. Mario says that 'Captain N & Super Mario Bros. World' will return!" -Commercial bumper
  • "Don't worry, Princess, we'll find little Oogtar soon - it's almost past his bedtime!" -Super Mario World, "Ghosts R Us"
  • "Mamma mia! The cruel meatball of war has-a rolled onto our laps, and-a ruined our white pants of peace." -Futurama, "Anthology of Interest II"
  • "No more clowning around, Koopa! You're Koo-put!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Too Hot to Handle"
  • "[Bowser is] having a coffin spell!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"
  • "If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Jungle Fever"
  • "A Mario Brother never says 'can't', Luigi!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Do the Koopa"
  • "I never saw so many tonsils in all my life!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Brave men die a single death; cowards marry fish-head mermaids!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "The Ugly Mermaid"
  • "Sounds like you Mushroomers are spreading mush-rumours." -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Mush-Rumors"
  • "Have you guys catch us? Heh, we'd rather croak!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "The Venice Menace"

LuigiEdit

  • "He's too busy eatin', Mario. He's your kind of horse." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "Poor dinosaur, he doesn't know the indigestion he's in for!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "I think I liked it better when we outnumbered them!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Look at all that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over 100 bucks!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"
  • [about Aladdin's lamp] "So what's all the magic mumbo-jumbo about? What are you gonna do? Pull a rabbit out of it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"
  • "There, that oughta hold those fish-brained foes. Now to rescue Mario!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Yeesh, what a mess! Am I glad I don't live here." -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Hey, thirty-love, Princess! That Fire Plant serving machine sure was a good idea!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "Give up, Mario, she's whooping you bad!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "Yeesh, forget it, Mario, it's outside!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "YIKES! Now we're ALL gondolas!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
  • "Bring them on! I'm ready for them this time! What am I saying?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Mark Of Zero"
  • "Way to go, Mario! You sure cooked his casserole!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "Crama's here in Koopalot? I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? Sheesh, let's split this place." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"
  • "Mario, think of all the fun we had as kids! All the drains we unclogged! Remember the time you lost your favorite screwdriver and I gave you one of mine?" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
  • "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" -Super Mario World, "Mama Luigi"
  • "Well, like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?" -Super Mario World, "Mama Luigi"
  • "YIKES! Where's the lightswitch?" -Super Mario World, "Mama Luigi"
  • "Please, stop the music! I can't jump that far!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Do the Koopa"

Princess PeachEdit

  • "Why didn't Koopa invent vitamins first and fast food second?" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "You traded our chest full of coins for this? Shame on you!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "I'm sending you where the pecking's good. You can be free-range Chickadactyls from now on." -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "There! That's the last of those grimy green good-for-nothings!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"
  • "Thanks to us, Koopa finally gave everyone a show worth watching!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "Oh, this is horrible! Koopa's so mean, I bet he's gonna turn Mario into a miniature poodle, too!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas

ToadEdit

  • "Who did you expect? Pee Wee Herman?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"note peewee herman is trademark peewee corporation inc.
  • "Relax, Sal, you know what dey say: 'Old plumbers never fry'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
  • "Never trust a Koopa unless ya check up on him!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Da things I do for Princess Toadstool!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"

YoshiEdit

  • "Yoshi my name, cruising my game!" -Super Mario World, "Born to Ride"
  • "Yoshi like motocycle, go Vawooom!" -Super Mario World, "Born to Ride"
  • "OK, I ready to order. Four coconut shakes, six order papaya fries, and eight Egg Scoopa Koopas!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "Yoshi hear Oogtar too good! Huh, who need telephone?" -Super Mario World, "Party Line"
  • "Yoshi be brave, and find friends. I go up triangle block." -Super Mario World, "Ghosts R Us"
  • "Oogtar! Why you scare me?" -Super Mario World, "Ghosts R Us"

BowserEdit

  • "He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
  • "Koopa Sez, everybody go to the Dome Castle, and get Mario and Luigi, and bring them to me!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"
  • "Me, nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
  • "If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
  • "No one asks for a trap faster than a plumber!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "There'll be other crooked races, and other ways to cheat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "I pledge allegiance to Kootie Pie and the repulsiveness for which she stands..." -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do." -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
  • "Get off my throne, you ugly upstick!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "Well, hello there! Give your uncle a big kiss! Ow! Why you-- uh, you sweet little thing you! Yuck! I hate mushroom brats!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Are my dinosaurs in for a treat! Kinda high in cholesterol, but I'm sure they can handle it!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "Have a merry Cave Christmas, Bone Brain! Remember, 'Oogtar' spelled backwards is 'rat goo'!" -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
  • "I had so much fun as your crooked judge I decided to become your cruel warden!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"
  • "Ohh, I hate it when my tootsie-wootsies get wet!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Eight Egg Scoopa Koopas coming up! Cook 'em good! No one likes runny eggs, dinobrain!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "Hey, don't forget the special Scoopa Sauce. A little scoop'll do ya, haha!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "Shake it up! Time is money!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
  • "How can I plunder your kingdom if I don't get my beauty rest!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"
  • "Top this, turkey-mouth!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "Hey, what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a reptile ready to conquer the world?" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Super Koopa"
  • "It's not neat stuff, you nincomkoop! It's the same trash we had before! Now get rid of it! And this time, see that it doesn't come back!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Quiet, Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "It's a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Kooky, what are you doing? I'm your dear old King Dad!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
  • "I'll get you for this, Marioooooo!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "The Ugly Mermaid"
  • "Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises; I'm having a temper tantrum!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Clams, coins, old socks, we're givin' 'em away!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "You will grow up to be sneaky, two-faced, cheating illiterates, just like your dad!" -Super Mario World, "A Little Learning"
  • "I wouldn't do that, plunger-face, not if you want to see your precious princess again!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "This is easier than talking Kootie Pie into a shopping spree." -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • (when the Doomship overheats) "I just got this clunker back from the repair shop!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Now you'll see why I modestly call myself a genius." -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea - and I love it!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "Hey! Who's been foolin' with my wands?" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "I'd love to save you, kids, but I just remembered I have a tail-styling appointment in another warp zone!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "Costumed plumbers at your service, ma'am! We make plumbing a party!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "All right, keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
  • "Listen up, you reptile retches! It’s time to play 'Auction the Princess'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Karate Koopa"
  • "I'm rich! I'm filthy, stinkin', mouth-watering rich!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"
  • "Fire a warning shot! ...On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"
  • "These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Great Balls of Fire"
  • "These are not disguises! I am Bowser Koopa! King Koopa to you!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Crimes R Us"
  • "Boy, have I got Mighty Plumber conned! I wonder what I'll buy with all those gold coins? An ocean liner? A Koopa DeVille?" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "I'll have to lead the next attack myself!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "Stop the awful noiaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Blame it on the Rain? Hehe...Blame it on the King Koopa!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "You!? What are you doing in my bag of toys, cave creep?!" -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
  • "You're gonna wait a long time, Princess, 'cause these toys are going to my Koopa Kids on Koopa Kristmas morning!" -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
  • "A brilliantly treacherous son! What more could a villain ask for?" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Mush-Rumors"

Bowser's KoopalingsEdit

  • "Not here, Kootie Pie! Use your head for something besides make-up! Those faucet-fixers might see it! They got eyes everywhere! They got ears too, so keep it quiet! We don't want THEM at our circus, we just want cave-people like Papa Koopa said. Then the more, the better, and furthermore--" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "Come one, come all, to the greatest circus of them all: the Koopaling Bros. Circus, greatest show in Dinosaur Land! Because of me, Big Mouth, the greatest ringleader of them all, master tamer of dangerous dinosaurs, mastermind of the amazing Mech-Koopas, lord of all he surveys, proveyor of--" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "Large-brained clutzes! I am not part of your stupid act! I am the ringmaster, the greatest ringmaster of them all at the greatest circus of them all! I am your fearless leader! Your master of pump and ceremony! I am to be treated with...respect!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "But Mario, you hate pasta!" ~Ludwig -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
  • "On to the next act, folks! There'll be lots of audience participation! Fun for all and all for fun! The time of your life, the last time of your life!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • Iggy: Cross Oogtar...
    Lemmy: ...with broccoli...
    Iggy + Lemmy: ...and get Oogly! -Super Mario World, "A Little Learning"
  • "Have a good time! Have a nice day! Sayonara! So long! Ciao! See you later, alligator! Ciao! Bon voyage! Hasta la vista! Be sure to write!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
  • "I've turned all the wild animals into stuffed animals!" ~Ludwig -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "I've made an Abominable Snowkoopa!" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "I've turned all these stupid, ugly, useless old paintings and statues into something really beautiful: pictures of me! There's the 'Mona Kootie', 'The Birth of Kootie', and 'Kootie Descending a Staircase'!" ~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "I've taken over all the TV stations, and I'm holding a Koopathon. I'm not going off the air until everybody sends me all their money!" ~Lemmy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "And I'm turning the Amazon Forest into a parking lot. Now all I need is a zillion cars to fill it!" ~Iggy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Welcome to All-Star Prehistoric Wrestling, a splendid gladiatorial spectacle, a fabulous fight to the finish! In this corner in the pink and purple trunks with the orange ruffles, weighing in at 90,000 pounds each, the totally terrible twosome, titanic, thunderous, thumping, throttling, towering, thrusting, tripping top heavy, top notch, top fight, tip toe, tip top, top tip..." ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "Wait, I'm just about to finish! This big, BIG finish! In this corner, the Tyrannosaurus Twins, a totally terrific twosome, a terrifying..." ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "Thank you, thank you. And in this corner, from the bucolic world of Brooklyn in that rollicking real world, these two loud, bungling, faucet fixing freaks, those forever foolish, fur-brained fish heads... Fish heads? A foolish, flabby, bug-eating... YARG!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • Iggy: Time to heat up...
    Lemmy: ...this wimpy game! -Super Mario World, "A Little Learning"
  • "You're just Princess Toadstool of the measly Mushroom Kingdom. I am going to be Empress of America!" ~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "This is a fun little game called 'Stuff Your Furniture Down the Drain'!" ~Ludwig -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Oh, hi, Princess. I'm really really sorry, but I have just decided to place you under house arrest." ~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
  • "AHH! Not my favorite string! It's invaluable! Oh, there's a story behind this string, on Great Grandfather Koopa..." ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Rock TV"
  • "I am the emperor of eavesdropping!" ~Larry -Super Mario World, "The Yoshi Shuffle"
  • "Ahh! I've been kissed by a plumber!~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Oh, brother! King Dad's in trouble! That was a good speech!" ~Ludwig -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "The only way you guys are gonna eat, is by shopping at the Koopamart. So long, suckers!" ~Larry -Super Mario World, "Gopher Bash"
  • Roy: King Dad is going to pay for this!
    Morton: Yeah! Dancing lessons are expensive! -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Do the Koopa"
  • "This Santa Claus only gives presents to good children! What kinda wimp is he?" ~Roy -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
  • "When I get my claws on Santa, I'll turn him into Christmas pudding!" ~Roy -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
  • "Oh no, I broke a nail. This is no job for someone as magnificently beautiful as I." ~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
  • "YOU? BEAUTIFUL? I thought you were part of the garbage, Kootie Pie!" ~Roy ~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
  • "Hey, King Dad's doing aerobic exercises to get in shape for more badness!" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "Don't just help him, STAND THERE!" ~Larry -Super Mario World, "Gopher Bash"
  • "Oops! He's got more (growl) than everrrrrr!" ~Larry -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Hey pop, what are we having a tantrum about?" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
  • "It's curtains for you creeps! You're history! You've had it! You're done for! It's all over! We win! Time's up! Your clock is cleaned! The sun has set! The cheese has moved! The Super Mario Bros. are no more!" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Crimes R Us"
  • "Hey! Kootie Pie! Stick 'em up! Put your hands in the air! I'm a thief!" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Crimes R Us"
  • "Hey, lady! Gimmie your purse! I'm a real bad robber Koopa! I'm also a baaaaaad dancer!" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Crimes R Us"
  • Morton: So it'll be first and ten, but it might as well be fourth and long! 'Cause it's now or never, it's do or die, and it's sudden death if that egg breaks open! Boy, that missed extra point sure looms BIG now! The excitement's building up in the--
    Roy: Awwww, shaddap! We'll never get started!! -Super Mario World, "The Yoshi Shuffle"
  • "All right, King Dad! You're back to your abnormal self!" ~Ludwig -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"

Miscellaneous charactersEdit

  • "Oogtar no want be dino food!" ~Oogtar -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
  • "Rock TV? Hey man, what dat?" ~Oogtar -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
  • "Rats! I missed! Ooh, I hate it when I miss!" ~Thwomp -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Never Koop a Koopa"
  • "If they can do it, so can I--I mean, you!" ~Mouser -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
  • "Putting on a little weight, aren't you, Mario?" ~Sledge Brother -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "No, you can't call your lawyer or your mother!" ~Koopa Troopa -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Toad Warriors"
  • "These were the most tasteful wedding invitations I could find. (licks one envelope) Mmm... whipped cream flavor... (licks another) Mmm... mango passion fruit... (licks another) Mm-- Eeyuck! Spinach! How did that get in there!?" ~Queen Rotunda -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"