Squidbillies

Squidbillies is an animated television show, produced by Williams Street Studios, about a family of hillbilly squids that live in the north Georgia mountains.

Season 1Edit

Season 2Edit

Government Brain Voodoo TroubleEdit

Therapist: Alright, look. I want you to take all those things that are eating away, weighing you down inside, and I want you to pull them all out... and scream them out at the top of your lungs. Sheriff?
Sheriff: Who, me?
Therapist: Yeah, just cut loose. I mean, just get it all off your chest. This is a safe haven for both of you gentlemen.
Sheriff: Okay. (Shuffles to edge of cliff) Well, you see... Early... well, he don't respect...
Early: Are you done? Everybody stand back, it's my turn.
Sheriff: No...
Early: Nyuh huh, I just called it. (Begins to nudge the Sheriff out of the way)
Sheriff: (Kicks Early away) Don't you push me! You always push me into positions I don't like! I'm the law! And you break the law and you still expect me to be your friend? How can I be who I am and still be in a relationship with you! It's always about you! You think you're the center of the universe and we all...
[Cut to several hours later, sunset]
Sheriff: ...moved the show to Friday, head-to-head with CSI? Come on! You've got to give a show time to find an audience...
[Cut to several hours later, night has fallen]
Sheriff: ...hell, you know he can act! He played Doogie Howser for seven seasons!
Therapist: (Claps) Excellent work gentlemen, excellent. (Looks at watch, begins to back away) Hey, ah, I think this is about as good as it gets, guys...
Sheriff: Naw! Naw! Without us they have no network...
[Cut to serveral hours later, sunrise]
Sheriff: ...often wondered if I even do have a pair! Yes, of testicles! (Grabs crotch) I've never seen them, no! And you dressed me in chiffon! Pretty, pretty chiffon! Well, guess what! I think I'm pregnant... again! Thanks a lot, mama! (Whips off shirt and throws it off the cliff) Whew, well, that felt pretty good.

Therapist: (Begins to back away) I, I really need to, um, sorta wrap this thing up.
Early: Wait a minute! Ain't I gonna get to yell nothin'?
Therapist: Well, (sighs) sure Early... go ahead.
Early: Whoo! Gimme back my bullets! Ooh, that smell! What the hell is that smell? (Holds up lighter) Whoo!
Therapist: Well, um... do you have any concerns of not really a Skynyrd-deep cut?
Early: Uh, yeah, something has been kinda gnawing at me. Stand back. (Yells off cliff) Show me them titties!
Sheriff: Are you talkin' to my mama?
Early: If she'll do it! Will she do it?
Therapist: I'm not a therapist. I'm The Rapist.

Butt TroubleEdit

Granny: Don't you dare hurt him!
Early: Oh, and what's your saggy mouth gunna say about it?
Granny: Ablomandelebicus, Pentoculus, Benturpenoise, Farntormion, Crisco, Dophenecta, Glabbafontonion, Smectarufus, Fontanox, Chicken Dance, Trenoctor, Pontallafamarion, Tudonox, Mellicanisis!
[the walls of the house open up and Earlie is struck by lightning]
Early: You lucky bitch! That was the one thing you coulda said.
Granny: Yeah Okay.

Early: One of these damn days, you ain't gon' 'member that word.

Granny: Why don't you take that weak shit to the park? Maybe the squirrels will care.


Early: Fruit don't talk, fruit just listens... and waits. Granny[after being shot by Rusty}: Jesus! I've been filled by your spirit! Oh no wait a minute I thinks that's a bullet. I'm comin' Jesus.
Rusty: I'm sorry Granny you alright?
Granny: Aaaah! A Talkin' honeydew! It's the apocalypse!" Early: "I'm bout ta slap ya lips!" Granny "Will one a you assholes just shoot me?!"

Double Truckin' the Tricky TwoEdit

Early: Aight now, ya'll bow yer heads. Lord...(Rusty blares out Electronia music and begins dancing with glowsticks) Russell, kindly turn down the electronica. (Rusty turns off music) Lord, please allow these scratched lottery tickets with their slivery seasonings to nourish our bodies as they were unable to do the same to our wallets. And thank ya fer the untimely frost which clamed my bananer orchard. Oh, I was a fool ta plant bananers on a mountain! You made sure of that. So, in short, thanks for nothin'.

Lil: Ain't you gonna thank him fer that truck-boat-truck of yers?

Early: You silly bitch! Don't be tellin' him 'bout my truck-boat-truck!

Rusty: But, Daddy, you tell everybody 'bout that truck-boat-truck. That's yer pride and joy.

Early: 'Cause its bad-ass is why! Check out this mess!

(cuts to Early spinning the tires of a monster truck)

Early: Listen to that 450 big block! Wahow!

(engine explodes)

Swayze CrazyEdit

Lil: That ain't Patrick Swayze.

Granny: He is if I have enough cold beer.

Early: Patrick, I know you must get this all the time, but if it wouldn't be too much trouble for ya, would you please drop a double duce ass whoopin' on my boy.

Patrick Swayze: I'm from texas... I ride horses.

Giant Foam Dickhat TroubleEdit

Early: "I ain't goin' no where.....cept' hell. And I'm takin' you with me."
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Early: Don't time fly when you're drunk as hell!
Early: Oh Lord who done made all creatures great and small in his own image: Did you make 'em fine-ass-soundin' speakers over there what would sound gooder than hell comin' out of the back of my truck-boat-truck? Well if you don't want me to jimmy-jack 'em sweet tweeters you best give me a sign...
(Early rips off a sticker reading "EARLY CUYLER / DO NOT TOUCH!")
Early: A new sign - I done seen that'n.



(Early awakens from a coma to the sound of a life support machine. He opens his eyes to see his son Rusty standing over him saying "Boop... boop... boop...")
Rusty: Y'all hear that? That's what it'd sound like if we had insurance.



Early: Yes granny - I seen the light. Like a DUI roadblock in the sky. But I pulled a U-ie and hauled ass through the woods! And now my life has purpose. Goodbye party liquor! Gunnery, you have a good'un! Masturbation... uh... let's just call it a hiatus. From now on, I am a bushhog on the front-end loader of the Lord!



Early: (In a strip club) Yes darlin', your chest is full and heaving. But what about the heart that lays beneath them puppies? Look here (pulls out a religious tract)... I want you to read this here literature.

(Stripper reaches to take the tract; Early jerks it away)

Early: Nope! Pick it up with your butt cheeks!



Granny: Will you keep it down for cryin' out loud? I'm trying to watch my stories. (Stares at a butter churn which has replaced the TV) And I'm havin' a really hard time. Stories?
Early: Nuh-uh. I done give away the story box. From now on we gonna enjoy this classic butter churn. (Begins churning)
Granny: (Looks around) Oh where's the TV? 'Cause now I'm pissed.
Early: Come on now, everybody take a turn! Idle hands is the devil's ding-a-ling!



Early: I'll be here for 40 days and 40 nights if thats what it takes to keep these commandments on display! What's next, they're goin' to try to take it out of our schools? Bullmess! I am against it!
(Shows Early later in the same place)
Early: I'm against mens kissin mens, for any reason, but when womerns do it... [coughs]... That, uh, that seems alright. Uhh, any womerns here willing to make out with another woman...
(Shows Early even later while still in the same place)
Early: I'm against all digits below and above the number 9. They, they all blasphemous. Uhh, and Nitrogen, 'cause you know it was brought here in ships by space Jews! Hell yeah, you know the ones.

Meth O.D. to My MadnessEdit

Early: Can't take the pee, get out the pee-ery!

Early: How'd a hog, what ain't got no money, get money to buy damn drugs, Lil!


Early: Is your hog on drugs? How would you know? How could you tell? Look for these here warnin' signs. Sudden weight loss. Euphoria leadin' to paranoia. Stealitization of your thangs. And jibbery-style oinkery what make no sense a 'tall. Warn your hog about the dangers of meth a 'fore it's too damn late. I'm Early Cuyler and this concludes my court-ordered community service.

The Tiniest PrincessEdit

Asses to Ashes, Sluts to DustEdit

Bubba TrubbaEdit

Plumber Bubba: Do it to it!

Burned and Reburned AgainEdit

Terminus TroubleEdit

Sheriff: Looks like they found out your name wasn't Awesome Bill from Dawsomeville.
Early: Well yeah it is.
Sheriff: ... No. Early, it's not.
Early: Damnit to hell you know that too?

Sheriff: Well, here we are! Terminus, capital of the dirty south. Rising like a phoenix from the ashes of the civil war. Y'all recongnize this place here?
Rusty: Wait a minute, this the place where Kenny Rogers shot that scene with the kids of Six Pack, ain't it?
Sheriff: 1982! The coward of the county's own self stood right here!

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Sheriff: Stone Mountain. World's most appropriately named mountain in the South East. And look carved there on the side, the four horseman of the confederacy. Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis, and Pacman!
Early: A rebel's hero. Come up to Gettysburg to kick some damn ass! If it weren't for Pacman, we might'a lost the damn war!


Judge : "Counselour approach the bench...your lookin' at an uphill battle here, I mean he did look at him crossways, and this is Georgia, I mean, we are still very backwards, in many ways."

Survival of the DumbestEdit

A Sober SundayEdit

Dan Halen: Jesus loves you. Why doesn't the government?

Rebel Without a ClausEdit

Early: (on Rudolph's head) Check this out--a bonafide 8-point. I'm gonna mount it on my toilet.
Santa: (tied to a chair) He was so rare.
Early: He's about to be medium-rare.

Santa: What could you possibly want from me?
Early: Oh, I think you know what I want, Santy Claus.
Santa: Cuyler, it's impossible...
Early: I only ever asked ya for one thing.
Santa: I just...I can't do it.
Early: (jumping onto Santa's beard) Damn it, I been a good boy! Now how many years I gotta wait? I want me the greatest gift of all!
Santa: I won't bring you the still-beating heart of Jeff Gordon! All right? I've said it!
Early: Well...Nicholas, I'm disappointed. We'll do it this way--Russell, get me my straight razor.
Santa: No, no, please, we don't have to go this way.
Early: Okay, okay, you right.
Santa: Thank you.
Early: I'm thinkin' the rusty fish scaler instead.

Head Elf: Dispatch the Silent Knights!

Elves: (disguised as carolers in a manger, singing) Fall on your knees...
(They pull out ninja weapons)
Elf: I said fall on your knees, you son-of-a-bitch!

"'Early"': What the- "'Granny"':It's a trap!


Santa: What are you going to do to me?
Early: You ever see the movie Saw II?
Santa: Oh no, oh no, please, please...
Early: No? Me, neither.

Early: I done tell you once, you son-of-a-bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!
Santa: What?
Rusty: Fire in the mountain, run boys run!

Season 3Edit

WebnecksEdit

Beast ImplantsEdit

Early: Come on, man. We was just teasin' with the government.

Granny: So, Medicare ain't gonna spring for no fake funbags?

Early: Medicare. Medicare don't care. Medicaint!

Early: We wait, actually, you wait (starts sinking into the floor of his truck, a smaller truck-boat-truck emerges from beneath the truck) Escape pod only holds one, fight the good fight son! (mini truck-boat-truck horn plays 'La Cucaracha')

Tween SteamEdit

Wing NutEdit

Dan Halen: Science, you cheap whore.

Dan Halen: Go behind the Dumpster and mate the tangy with the mild.
Rusty: Well, how I go about doing that?
Dan Halen: Tie Tangy up, have a black chicken fuck it in a fake rape scenario while Mild watches helpless because that's what gets him off.

Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice and Moderation"Edit

Rusty: Hail Satan, my dark lord and master.

Satan: I'm gonna own you all, just like I own this little bitch here! Come on. Come to daddy.
Rusty: Wait a minute, now. I thought you said this was free. I didn't have to do nuthin' for it.
Satan: Listen to the little whiny bitch. Boy, he's really gonna hate it when he gets to Hell.
Rusty: I don't wanna go to hell! Come on, do something, Daddy!
Satan: You know, it's actually not much worse than your current situation. I mean, yeah, we have really high taxes, but hey, you earn real money at least. I mean, we do have jobs down there. It's not everything you hear.
Rusty: Oh, really?
Satan: Hahaha, no! You are raped by fire all day! And the days are longer down there! Oh, there's plenty to drink. You know what you drink? FIRE, motherstuffer, that's what! Dinner? That's a root that makes you thirsty for more flippin' fire! You understand? It's ridiculous what I've set up down there!


Rusty: "Cmon Roy Clark I summon you from hell!" Early: "Banjo is dated! Just cuz we live up here we supposed to like banjo!? How very damn trite!"

Earth WorstEdit

The Good OneEdit

Rusty: Oh my God! It's Ridley Scott's "Alien"! Look at it! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Early: No, son, it ain't Ridley Scott's "Alien". It's worse.

Early: (taking Lil's babies to the "movies") Alright. C'mon y'all. C'mon. Step right in to the movies. Yeah, see what Hollyweird has cooked up next. Getcha good seat now. You don't wanna miss them previews.
Rusty: Daddy, this ain't the movies.
Early: No movies. Lake boat.

Early: I have dubbed thee Herschel Walker Cuyler Them Dawgs is Hell Don’t They!

Early: "I have re-evalutated the saturation, and I have convoluted that you ain't wild... You're mild."

Condition: Demolition!Edit

The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's DilemmaEdit

Early: Y'all bow your damn heads! We thank you, Lord, for mans like myself, males of the masculine variety, winners all of us. And we thank you for the womerns too, and how you made them out of a part of a man that he don't never need nor want, to live by our rules and our pleasures. [chomps] The chicken is good. Amen.

The Unbearable Heatness of FireEdit

Tuscaloosa DumplingEdit

Early: "Look at me Granny, I'm goin to get me a job and respect from my peers just because I say so!"

Granny: "Oh rusty your so stupid and sweet"

Early: "You got to earn this, boy! You understand me?"

Rusty: "I reckon I don't never understand you."

Early: "And I don't prefer that you do! All my musins and my ramblins."

Armageddon It On!Edit

Early: War, Famine, Death... and grasshoppers. Looks like one just dont quite belong does it?
Early: Mute yer wooo's boy.....there's a seven headed beast afoot."

Santa: Okay, this is Big Crimson Daddy. Stop production on all sex toys immediately.
Elf: We're... everything?
Santa: Uh... I could maybe fold the anal beads team into yo-yos, but... but no vibrators.
Elf 2: Can't we just call them "back massagers"?
Santa: No... yes. Yes, we can make that work. I'll call Sharper Image.
Elf 3: What about these, Santa?
Santa: The Kalishnakovs? With the Drum-Triber air sight and the fixed stock... oh, God, that's a nice weapon... uh... let me hold off on that one.

Dan Halen: I have to say it was all worth it! Screw every last one of you!

Reverend: Who even cares? Life is merely a fantasy draped in confusion. The curtain is yanked back from the charade!
Early: Would you grab my skull bong, from the reverend please?

Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan HalenEdit

Melissa: We caught up with Halen in his inground pool, inexplicably built in the middle of a giant lake, which is itself a giant aboveground pool.

Melissa: Mr. Halen, take a look at this. (Turns on TV showing a police riot) The Chicago Democratic Convention in 1968.
Dan Halen: Ah, the '60s. I'll never forget them.
Melissa: I believe that's you in the upper-left corner hitting someone with a chain.
Dan Halen: (laughing) I remem-- I remember I made that guy taste the chain. "Taste the chain," I said again and again, long after he was incapable of tasting anything.
Melissa: We found this in the archives after the invasion of Poland. (Plays stock footage of Halen alongside Adolf Hitler, saluting in full uniform and shouting, "Heil Hitler! Sieg Heil!")
Dan Halen: We belonged to the same gym. I suppose you'll take that image out of context and make it into something.
Melissa: Here you are in Berlin in 1926.
Dan Halen: So I used to be a transvestite cabaret host. You have a point with this?
Melissa: According to our research, Dan Halen has apparently existed throughout recorded history.
Dan Halen: (against a montage featuring him in a direct capacity, starting with...) Everyone tortured political prisoners during the medieval era. (Atop a Mayan pyramid, pulling out a heart) This sacrifice led to plenty of rain. The maize crop that year was wonderful. (At the feet of the Crucifixion, wooden hammer in hand) I was taking the nail out. I was trying to help the man. (Cave painting of a body struck by three arrows and Halen with lit torch, dragging woman by the hair) Well, it's not like I invented fire. (As a monk holding a rat over a body) So I spread some of the Black Plague. (Whipping Egyptian slaves) Those Egyptians were trying to steal precious artifacts from the British museum. (Atop a unicorn, close to a Tyrannosaurus) Well, that-- that was just an accident.
Melissa: Mr. Halen, these pictures prove you're tens of thousands of years old.
Dan Halen: Melissa...
Melissa: What do you say to these charges?
Dan Halen: I don't recall.
Melissa: You don't recall that you're a living embodiment of evil?
Dan Halen: Uh, no. No, I don't recall that.
Melissa: A plague on humanity from the beginning of time?
Dan Halen: Mmm...no. No, I don't recall.
Melissa: We have film evidence. We have pictures.
Dan Halen: Come on!
Melissa: What could you possibly say to these charges, Mr. Halen?
Dan Halen: I'm sorry, but I'm not equipped to reach a conclusion regarding that assessment at this time. And what's more, let me add that I will explode your head for saying that.
Melissa: Mr. Hal... (Her head explodes)
Dan Halen: Yes, there's no such thing as a free necklace, muckraker.

Flight of the Deep Fried Pine BoobyEdit

An Officer and a Dental DamEdit

Dan Halen: I should have put it together. The copious references to "Nature Boy" Ric Flair and former Black Crowes bassist Johnny Colt. Hell, Halen, they're written on waffle bar napkins. Where was my analytical mind?!

The Okaleechee Dam JamEdit

Early: Hell yeah. You stepped up. You handled your business!

Pile M for MurderEdit

Mud Days and ConfusedEdit

Krystal, LightEdit

Season FourEdit

Season 5Edit


Young, Dumb and Full of Gums
Early: I like the way the tiny food bits mix with my spit, and get all soft so I can swallow em down my neck tube.

Early: "Just get it half mashed. I can get the rest with my nuggets. Delecious."

The Trucker Hats of Early CuylerEdit

These are descriptions of Early's trucker hats by initial episode.

Episode 1.01 (#1 overall) - This Is a Show Called Squidbillies (10/16/05)

  • "Booty Hunter"
  • "Here's the Beef"
  • "Breathe If You're Horny"

Episode 1.02 (#2 overall) - Take This Job and Love It (10/23/05)

  • "World's Greatest Illegitimate Daddy"
  • "May I Help You, My Child?", a combination Pope/trucker hat
  • "Groom"
  • A deer on camouflage containing Early's résumé. The text appears as just lines, but Dan Halen reveals that Early can "skin a buck, run a trout–line, and all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight", which are references to Hank Williams Jr. songs.

Episode 1.03 (#3 overall) - School Days, Fool Days (10/30/05)

  • "Goal Bandit"
  • "I Love Cock Fighting", with "Fighting" appearing much smaller than the other words
  • A squid drawn in the shape of the Pontiac Firebird logo
  • "Free Hat Limit 1"
  • "Prom King", shaped like a crown whose front forms the number "2005"

Episode 1.04 (#4 overall) - Chalky Trouble (11/6/05)

  • A bald eagle's head in front of a stylized US flag

Episode 1.05 (#5 overall) - Family Trouble (11/13/05)

  • Four fanned aces

Episode 1.06 (#6 overall) - Office Politics Trouble (11/20/05)

  • "David Allan CEO Live In Macon"
  • "GLUG", the logo for the beverage created in the episode

Episode 2.01 (#7 overall) - Government Brain Voodoo Trouble (9/17/06)

  • Police slacks, including a belt

Episode 2.02 (#8 overall) - Butt Trouble (9/24/06)

  • "Support Our Troops", with a yellow ribbon and US flag color scheme. The hat reads "Support Our oops" after Early is struck by lightning.
  • "I love you Daddy" next to a picture of Rusty, all a dot matrix printout heat transfer decal
  • A banana costume headpiece

Episode 2.03 (#9 overall) - Double Truckin' the Tricky Two (10/1/06)

  • "Sonny LIED!!!", in front of a Confederate flag
  • "I ANT WON JAK A LOT FROM THE SQUATTERY THLE LOTTERYS SHOULD BE THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE I AYNT JACK SQUATTING A LOT Y THEY SHOULD RENAME THE LOTTERY TO THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER WIN IN IT!!!!!", written by Early and given to Dan Halen as an idea for a novelty hat
  • "Tricky Two" with a hand holding up two fingers

Episode 2.04 (#10 overall) - Swayze Crazy (10/8/06)

  • "John Beer", a play on the John Deere logo with a silhouette of a drunken anthropomorphic deer sprawled out among beer cans
  • "Swayze Crazy", with an image of Patrick Swayze flexing his right arm

Episode 2.05 (#11 overall) - Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble (10/15/06)

  • A stuffed toy donkey hat. The donkey has suction-cup hooves (for sticking to a window) and extremely large genitalia (censored by image mosaic).
  • "God's Good Buddy" with a semi-truck bearing a cross on the side driving out of the heavens

Episode 2.06 (#12 overall) - Meth O.D. to My Madness (10/22/06)

  • "Remember 9-111", stamped with the word "irregular"

Episode 2.09 (#15 overall) - Bubba Trubba (11/12/06)

  • "DO It... ... TO It", with an image of Plumber Bubba (a parody of Larry the Cable Guy) between the two halves of the phrase

Episode 2.10 (#16 overall) - Burned and Reburned Again (11/19/06)

  • "Damn I'm Good!!"

Episode 2.11 (#17 overall) - Terminus Trouble (11/26/06)

  • "Gynaecologist Saturday Nights Only" (never actually seen, Early claims to own it)

Episode 2.12 (#18 overall) - Survival of the Dumbest (12/10/06)

  • "Hooked On Jesus", with the Ichthys on a fishing hook
  • "I'm Going Nuckin' Futz!!"
  • "Hooked on Darwin", with the word "Darwin" inside a legged Ichthys on a fishing hook
  • An "truth" Ichthys eating a "Darwin" Ichthys
  • A "science" beast eating a "faith" Ichthys
  • A "science" beast being arrow shot by a "faith" Ichthys
  • An Ichthys-shaped "China" spaceship abducting a "faith" man

Episode 2.13 (#19 overall) - A Sober Sunday (12/17/06)

  • Two wolves in a dark forest, one with a US flag behind it howling at a full moon.

Episode 2.14 (#20 overall) - Rebel Without a Clause (12/24/06)

Episode 3.01 (#21 overall) - Webnecks (1/20/08)

  • "I support the flat tax `cause I'm FLAT BROKE!"

Episode 3.02 (#22 overall) - Beast Implants (1/27/08)

  • "Taste Daytona!"

Episode 3.03 (#23 overall) - Tween Steam (2/3/08)

  • "Bodywork by WANDA", with a small red flower

Episode 3.04 (#24 overall) - Wing Nut (2/10/08)

  • "SHOOT FIRST ASK QUESTION NEVER!", over a reticle targeting a skull & crossbones with sawed-off shotguns for crossbones.

Episode 3.05 (#25 overall) - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is 'Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation' (2/17/08)

  • "Too Cool for You!"

Episode 3.06 (#26 overall) - Earth Worst (2/24/08)

  • "Damn Bald Eagles, Ft. McPherson, GA", with an American Flag and bird droppings all over it.

Episode 3.07 (#27 overall) - The Good One (3/2/08)

  • "Lifeguard on Booty"

Episode 3.08 (#28 overall) - Sharif (3/9/08)

  • "ICE WIND IGNITE AND EXCITE", Dan Halen's body spray, over snow-capped mountains

Episode 3.09 (#29 overall) - Condition: Demolition (3/16/08)

  • "JESUS SHAVES", with a picture of Jesus shaving

Episode 3.10 (#30 overall) - The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma (3/23/08)

  • "MY Other Hat is YO' MOMMA!", with the last two words over a sunburst

Episode 3.11 (#31 overall) - The Unbearable Heatness of Fire (4/6/08)

  • "Didn't ask. DON'T TELL!!"

Episode 3.12 (#32 overall) - Tuscaloosa Dumpling (4/13/08)

  • "Been there, Done that, Got this HAT!"

Episode 3.13 (#33 overall) - Armageddon It On! (4/20/08)

  • A red trucker hat with black bill stacked beneath a leather football helmet and a top hat

Episode 3.14 (#34 overall) - Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen (4/27/08)

  • "got breast milk?"

Episode 3.15 (#35 overall) - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby (5/4/08)

  • "NO HABLA JIBBER-JABBER!", on a US flag-styled hat

Episode 3.16 (#36 overall) - An Officer and a Dental Dam (5/11/08)

  • "NIFTY! NIFTY! look who's 53!"

Episode 3.17 (#37 overall) - The Okaleechee Dam Jam (5/18/08)

  • "LINE DANCERS Do It!! IN A LINE!"
  • "Guns don't kill people. I DO!", with the "O" in "DO" as a target over a bloodstain

Episode 3.18 (#38 overall) - Pile M for Murder (5/25/08)

  • "BORN TO DIE!!!", with a skull & crossbones beneath
  • "When God takes a DUMP on your head, you just gotta craft it into a hat!", on a brown & white hat worn by Rusty

Episode 3.19 (#39 overall) - Mud Days & Cornfused (6/1/08)

  • "This ain't no HAT. It's a rag top for a sex convertible!!"
  • "This hat contains minimum 85% post-consumer recycled hats.", on a recycled-looking hat

Episode 3.20 (#40 overall) - Krystal, Light (6/8/08)

  • "LAUGH SO I CAN SEE 'EM BOUNCE!!", with the "OU" in "BOUNCE" fashioned into bikini-top-clad breasts

Episode 4.5 (#45 overall) - Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind (6/14/09)

  • "too FUNK to DRUCK!!" with one beer bottle on each side of "to"

Episode 5.4 (#54 overall) - Young, Dumb and Full of Gums (6/6/10)

  • "Don't blame me, I didn't vote!!!"

Episode 5.6 (#56 overall) - Frivolacious Squidigation (6/20/10)

  • "I Survived Yuri's Androp-Off", with picture of Early and Granny in middle

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