Pirate's Passage
2015 film directed by Mike Barth and Jamie Gallant
Pirate's Passage is a 2015 Canadian animated adventure film based on a novel by William Gilkerson. It premiered on CBC Television on January 4, 2015.
Jim Hawkins edit
- Ah! I thought you said rum was good! Yuck!
Kerstin Hawkins edit
- [about Roy Moehner] He's the slimiest man in the World! He smiles, I want to throw up.
- Roy Moehner's going to foreclose on the Inn. He has refused our plea for a loan extension. He's a bastard!
Dialogue edit
- Captain Charles Johnson: [seeing Jim for the very first time] James?
- Jim Hawkins: [correcting the Captain] Jim, sir.
- Captain Charles Johnson: Jim, is it? Damn me. Trick of the light. It's your eyes, lad. You got the eyes of a boy I knew once upon a time. Thought I was seeing his ghost, 'cause I see ghosts from time to time. Happens to fellows who sail alone at sea. Do you know much about ghosts, Jim?
- Jim Hawkins: No, sir. Not really, sir.
- Captain Charles Johnson: Get me warm upstairs, and I'll introduce you to some of the ghosts I know.
- Jim Hawkins: Yes, sir. Yes.
- Jim Hawkins: This is what they call a sea chest?
- Captain Charles Johnson: Aye. Too big to leave in here. What's behind that iron door, there?
- Jim Hawkins: You can't take this off the boat. You're not supposed to.
- Captain Charles Johnson: Them's their rules, and all they are for are smugglers and the like. Which doesn't apply to us. So, we'll obey them by not telling them.
- Jim Hawkins: That grate's locked.
- Captain Charles Johnson: You know where the key is?
- Jim Hawkins: It's in the hall closet.
- Captain Charles Johnson: There's a good lad. Go grab it.
- Jim Hawkins: But...
- Captain Charles Johnson: [interrupting Jim] What they don't know won't hurt them. Not always, mind ya. But, in this case, yes. It won't hurt them.
- Jim Hawkins: I'll get the key for you, if you show me what's in the trunk.
- Captain Charles Johnson: What? You don't want to know what's in this trunk.
- Jim Hawkins: You want me to break the law - I have to know what I'm doing it for. That's a good lesson, don't you think?
- Captain Charles Johnson: [somewhat sad] Heh... ah, Jim.
- Jim Hawkins: There's a guy in town - Mr. Moehner. He holds our mortgage and wants to take the Inn away from us.
- Captain Charles Johnson: What's his real name?
- Jim Hawkins: That's his real name - Moehner. "M-o-e-h-n-e-r". It looks like "Moaner", but, it's pronounced "Meaner". He runs the town. He gets what he wants.
- Captain Charles Johnson: Huh. You don't say.
- [Roy Moehner is about to get busted with his illegal contraband goods]
- Captain Charles Johnson: You thought you could dismast us, didn't you, Mr. Gentleman?
- Roy Moehner: [apparently not understanding the Captain's comment] I have no idea what you're talking about. Now, get out of my way.
- Captain Charles Johnson: [grabbing Roy by the shirt] Are you goin' swimmin'?
- Roy Moehner: [still confused] What the Hell?
- Captain Charles Johnson: [shoves Roy away from the Warehouse] We just blew your ship out of the water, mister, and you didn't even know it, yet, did ya? Well, you're about to find out!
- Captain Charles Johnson: Lucky for the dog, Todd didn't bring *him*. Dogs like that can't swim.
- Jim Hawkins: They can't?
- Captain Charles Johnson: No. Mass is too heavy.
- Jim Hawkins: Good rum?
- Captain Charles Johnson: You never tasted it?
- Jim Hawkins: Heh! No.
- Captain Charles Johnson: You smoke?
- Jim Hawkins: No!
- Captain Charles Johnson: Rum's really good. You want a sip?
- Jim Hawkins: No, thank you.
- Captain Charles Johnson: Good decision.
- Mr. Herkes: [after Todd spills ink on Jim's desk] Clean it up.
- Jenny: May I help Jim clean his desk up?
- Mr. Herkes: Yes, indeed, you may. And, Todd?
- Todd Moehner: Yes, sir?
- Mr. Herkes: You may clean up the floor.
- [The other students, except for Jim and Jenny, laugh out loud]
- Captain Charles Johnson: [as Klaus is about to get on the ship, Captain Charles Johnson deliberately lets the line slip, to make Klaus fall into the water] Watch it!
- Klaus Moehner: [after boarding the boat] The Hell happened? Jesus Murphy! Hold on to the damn line!
- Captain Charles Johnson: [pretending to be innocent] Sorry! Slipped!
- Jim Hawkins: [after getting pushed by Todd] Stop doing that, Todd!
- Todd Moehner: [shoves Jim again, while Jenny watches Jim somewhat nervously] You got my dad arrested!
- Jim Hawkins: I'm warning you, Todd!
- [Grendel sits down after growling]
- Todd Moehner: Nyeh! You gonna cry on me? [prepares to punch Jim]
- Jim Hawkins: No, I'm not going to cry on you. I'm gonna kill your dog.
- [Todd takes a step back, and starts looking nervous]
- Jenny: [somewhat surprised] You'd really kill Grendel?
- Jim Hawkins: If it turned into a fight to the death, sure, but that's not what's going to happen with a dog.
- Captain Charles Johnson: So, let me take you down to the Sou'wester and buy you the drink. Uh, you, Klaus, you'd better get yourself into some warm clothes, first. Pneumonia's not what you want.
- Jim Hawkins: Captain? You can't go.
- Captain Charles Johnson: Oh, damn, Jim, you're right. I can't. Not until Immigration clears me. At raincheck, then, fellas. All right? A drink when I've landed.
- Klaus Moehner: [shivering] Yes, sir.
- Captain Charles Johnson: Get him home.
- Carl Moehner: Will do.
- Captain Charles Johnson: And the young one.
Voice cast edit
- Donald Sutherland as Captain Charles Johnson.
- Gage Munroe as Jim Hawkins.
- Carrie-Anne Moss as Kerstin Hawkins.
- Megan Follows as Meg O’Leary.
- Kim Coates as Roy Moehner.
- Colm Feore as Corporal Robin Hawkins.
- Gordon Pinsent as Harry the Barber.
- Paul Gross as Calico Jack.
- Rossif Sutherland as Klaus Moehner.
- Terry Haig as Mr. Herkes.
