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Phineas and Ferb (season 4)

The fourth season of Phineas and Ferb first aired on Disney Channel on December 7, 2012 and December 31, 2012 for Disney XD. The season features two step-brothers trying to make every day the best day ever, while their sister tries to bust them. The five main characters are: brothers Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher, secret agent Perry the Platypus (who's also the pet of Phineas and Ferb), the evil scientist Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and the brothers' older sister Candace Flynn. Recurring characters are across-the-street neighbor Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, the boys' mother and father Linda Flynn-Fletcher and Lawrence Fletcher, Major Monogram, Carl Karl the Intern, Jeremy Johnson, Baljeet Tjinder, Buford Van Stomm, Stacy Hirano, and more.

QuotesEdit

For Your Ice OnlyEdit

Candace: So when all the members of the offending team clear the defensive zone at the same time, the delayed offset call is negated.
Jeremy: Wow, you really do know hockey.
Candace: Are you kidding? Did you know a referee makes most penalty calls-
Stacy: (talking into a microphone connected to Candace's headset) While the linesmen may call only obvious technical infractions- (To Ginger) Go away.
Candace: Obvious technical infractions- go away. The player who committed the infraction is- no give me that. No Ginger, I'm busy. I said give me that back. If you don't give that back to me right now- Candace, gotta go.
(Candace smiles nervously after realizing what she said)


Candace: 'Scuse me, I gotta get through here.
Luc Robitaille: Woah woah woah! You're not allowed out there.
Candace: But I gotta go get my mom! This is a shortcut to the gift shop!
Luc Robitaille: I'm sorry. You can't go out there. That's for players only.
Candace: Players, huh?
Luc Robitaille: You're gonna go get a uniform and try to get out there, aren't you?
Candace: Is that a problem?
Luc Robitaille: No, as long as we're clear on the concept.

Happy New Year!Edit

Candace: (standing with Jeremy on a balcony, watching the fireworks) You know, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to keep this resolution.
Jeremy: That's okay. I like you just the way you are. Happy New Year, Candace.
Candace: Happy New Year, Jeremy. (they kiss; fireworks go off reading "HAPPY NEW YEAR")

Fly on the WallEdit

Phineas: Actually, instead of improving one of our old inventions, we should make something brand new! Something simple.
Isabella: How do you mean?
Phineas: Well, what is summer all about?
Buford, Baljeet, Isabella: (singing "Summer (Where Do We Begin?)") ♪ Summer is running through the sprinklers in your T-shirt, shoes, and... ♪
Phineas: Yeah, we all know the song. (beat) But I'm not exactly sure how....

Bully BustEdit

Isabella: I love it when Phineas uses unnecessarily long words for common things like brushing your teeth and washing up.
Baljeet: Yes, it is gratifyingly erudite.
Isabella: It's not as cute when you do it.
Baljeet: Ah... I am cognizant of that fact.

My Sweet RideEdit

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wait, no, no! Don't open the door; you'll let in Perry the Platypus!
Vanessa: You know he'll just blow the door down if you don't open it. (opens door revealing Perry holding a bazooka) Come in, Perry. Toodles!
Doofenshmirtz: I'm worried about her, Perry the Platypus. (turns his head to Perry) Hey! You were going to to blow down my door! (Perry puts the bazooka down gently, but accidently blows up Doofenshmirtz's wall by mistake, much to Doofenshmirtz's anger and to Perry's embarrassment)

Der KinderlumperEdit

Candace: And now, I must leave. My public awaits.
Stacy: Yeah, and I must go be famous by association.
Phineas: And to think, we knew Stacy before she was famous by association.

SidetrackedEdit

Lyla: You gonna eat those fries?
Doofenshmirtz: Don't touch! Anyway I've got a little math quiz for the both of you. If a train carrying Precious Albert the Moose left British Columbia at eight o'clock in the morning, going eighty mile per hour, what time would it arrive at the Canada Day celebration? Answer? Never! Because I've tied up the conductor, and taken control of the train using my remote control Train-Operator-inator! Right now we are all headed to my scheme exchange partner's secret fortress. (Lyla reaches for the fries again) Hey cut it out, those are mine. Seriously, I can get the waiter over here if you want to order own, but please?
Lyla: This evil exchange partner of yours, what his name?
Doofenshmirtz: I think his name was Sir Railing, or Doctor Stairway, or something.
Lyla: Professor Bannister! Of course, my arch-nemesis. Can I put some gravy on those?
Doofenshmirtz: Seriously, leave my lunch alone. Anyway, after Professor Banister gets the moose, it's going to ruin Canada Day, or you know, whatever. Crazy, right?
Lyla: You know what's really crazy? How good these fries are.
Doofenshmirtz: I am not kidding, leave those alone. I just don't understand it, why do you take my lunch, when you're in the dining car you can have your own lunch. Oh it makes me crazy when people pick at my food. (Lyla winks at Perry, and Perry understands) Seriously, why is your hand out like that? I am seriously going to lose it. (Perry takes a fry) Aw, now you're both doing it!? Stop it! Stop it! Ahh! Oh no, not even taking them but just squishing them! I can't take it. (Stands up) GET YOUR OWN LUNCH! (Everyone on the train looks at Doofenshmirtz)
Woman: That man is causing such a scene, it make me feel free to break up with you, IN A VERY LOUD MANNER! (Everybody in the car begins screaming and yelling)
Waiter: I can't stand being a waiter!


Man: Excuse me, conductor? (Doofenshmirtz walks over) You know the train doesn't seem to be stopping at any of the scheduled stations.
Doofenshmirtz: Is that a fact? My apologies straphanger. Wait, which one was your stop?
Man: The next one.
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, don't be concerned, step right this way. (The Man and Doofenshmirtz are standing at a door) So, your wife cooking dinner tonight?
Man: Oh, yes. We're having asparagus tips.
Doofenshmirtz: Asparagus tips, very classy. What's the entrée?
Man: Nova Scotia salmon.
Doofenshmirtz: Mmm-mmm! Delic'. Here's you station! (literally kicks man off train) Say "hi" to your wife for me.
Man: (tumbles across a field, through a playground, and into his house.)
Wife: Well, someone's home early.
Man: The conductor says "hi".

Primal PerryEdit

Doofenshmirtz: Oh, I see, a waterfall. Just in time for commercial. Isn't that convenient. (Both Doofenshmirtz and Perry go over the waterfall and start falling.) What's that about, anyway? It's not a cliff-faller, it's called a cliff-hanger, and here we are, falling, and-watch watch watch, here we go, wait, look, yup yup see? There you go! Fading to black! (Scene fades to black.)


Carl: Major Monogram?
Major Monogram: Yes, Carl?
Carl: I-I want you to meet my cousin Larry.
Major Monogram: W-W-W-Wait! You got out of the vent, found your cousin, and brought him back in here?
Carl: Well I didn't have to find him, we had a launch date. He was waiting for me-
Major Monogram: Why on earth would you bring him back into the vent?!
Carl: Cause I wanted you to meet him!
Larry: Plus I really like vents.
Major Monogram: Mutual, I'm sure.


Liam: (pinning down Perry with his boot) AHA! GOTCHA!! (puts on Perry's fedora) My greatest hunt ever END RIGHT HERE!!
Doofenshmirtz: Stop what you're doing, McCracken!! STEP AWAY FROM THE PLATYPUS!!!
Liam: Doofenshmirtz!
Doofenshmirtz: I like you to meet my ladies. (two old groundkeepers arrive at his side) Ruth and Esther!
Liam: (scoffs) Docents. (Ruth angrily points to a "Keep Off the Grass' sign which Liam is standing next to) Aw, not again! (throwing the fedora back to Perry) I'll be right be back! I know how to hand these ladies. (to the ladies) Uhh... the sign must've been installed... I've never seen it before.
Ruth: Nice try, Liam, but this is you third infraction as of many weeks! Hand over your membership card!
Liam: What?! Let's not get crazy now! (turns in his card)
Ruth: All of your gardening privileges have been revoked for ten days! Esther will escort you off the grounds!
(Esther bring in a wheelchair for Liam to sit in)
Liam: But I can't leave. It's my natural habitat!
Ruth: Your file says you're from Pittsburgh!
Liam: (speaking in an American accent) But it's not my fault! It's HIM! (points to Perry) It's the platypus you want!
(Ruth and Esther spot Perry, and Liam's wheelchair start to roll down the hill, taking a screaming Liam with it)
Ruth: Awww, how cute he is. What a handsome platypus.

Mind ShareEdit

Red: Later that day, to make their escape, those boys crawled through 500 yards of foul-smelling nastiness I can't even imagine. 500 yards. That's the length of 11 baseball diamonds, one tennis court, a medium-sized male elephant, and a croquet wicket. It wasn't long before they found everything that they needed.
Phineas: Great! Let's hurry up and put this thing together.
Isabella: The sooner, the better!
Baljeet: But if we do the mind swap here, those criminals will still be out of jail.
Phineas: You're right! I hadn't thought of that.
Red: So even later that day, those boys crawled back through 500 yards of foul-smelling nastiness that I-
Baljeet: Actually, it is not as bad as you would think.
Buford: Yeah! Gunge is actually quite refreshing!
Red: Oh. Well, it was still 500 yards. That's the length of two volleyball courts, a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier, a large three-drawer filing cabinet, three French-
Buford: We're not listening anymore!
Red: Oh. Okay, then.

Backyard Hodge PodgeEdit

Buford: Guys, can you settle an argument for us? Preferably in my favor? If a vegetarian becomes a zombie, would they start eatin' people? (referring to Baljeet) Mr. Smartyunderpants thinks they just keep eatin' vegetables.
Baljeet: But they are, after all, vegetarians.
Phineas: I guess they eat things like heads of lettuce...uh, ears of corn!
Baljeet: Eye of potato!
Buford: Leg of carrot! (Baljeet looks up questionably) What? Your carrots don't have legs? Where do your parents shop?

Bee DayEdit

Ginger: (fake coughs) You were lost in Phineasland again.
Isabella: (snaps back to reality) Oh right! (chuckles) Right! The Fireside Girls are going for our Beekeeping patch, and we need to borrow something.
Phineas: Of course, but you're going to bring some collateral if you wanna borrow Ferb.
Isabella: Oh Phineas! (laughs)
Ginger: It's not that funny.
Isabella: Stand down, Fireside Girl.

Bee StoryEdit

Holly: What are we supposed to do now?
Gretchen: Bee Day's almost over, and we're stuck inside a pharmacist's power vac.
Isabella: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when we helped Candace get fifty patches in one day? Heck no!
Holly: I thought it was only forty nine.
Ginger: Forget it, she's rolling.
Isabella: And it's not over now! Cause when the going gets tough... the tough get going! Come on, girls, we've got enough patches between all of us to make this work! We can do this!


Poofenplotz: (being smothered in royal jelly, leaving her immobilized) I.... can't move. Well, I'm not getting larger or feeling royal at all. I suppose my plan was predicated on a faulty hypothesis, now isn't it? I guess there's only one thing to say, and that's.... CURSE YOU, PINKY THE CHIHUAHUA!!

Great Balls of WaterEdit

Doofenshmirtz: (after Perry hits the self-destruct button on the inator and escapes) Ugh! Well, oh, man, once again, the place is trashed! You just take off, leaving me here to clean it all up. (putting on an apron and getting a broom and dustpan) Does it ever occur to you, Perry the Platypus, how much of a mess is left after one of our little tete-a-tetes? I betcha it never even occurred to you that I keep talking to you for a while after you've gone! I mean, it's probably a sad commentary on my life that I'm wearing an apron and talking to a platypus that's no longer...How long have you been standing there, Vanessa?
Vanessa: Long enough, Dad.

Where's Pinky?Edit

Doofenshmirtz: You're both persistent, I'll give ya that, but the security system is offline and there's nothing you or your little dog friend can do about it! Y'know, unless, one of you happens to be really good with computers.
Major Monogram's Voice: Agent Pinky is good with computers...good with computers...good with computers... Perry whistles and Pinky looks at the computer and gives a thumbs up. He takes the computer down from the pedestal and whacks Doof on the head with it. Doof lets go of the deed and Perry grabs it.
Doofenshmirtz: Wow! That guy is really good with computers!

Phineas and Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown Hosted By Kelly OsbourneEdit

Major Monogram: Don't worry, Kelly. I am totally down for being second banana. Doofenshmirtz: Well, first of all, that's a little sad. But, second of all, technically, you would be third banana. It would go: Kelly, and then me, and then you. And, ih, I would be second banana. Kelly Osbourne: Nobody is a banana, because there are no bananas! Major Monogram: Yes, we have no bananas!


Kelly Osbourne: (Seeing Doofenshmirtz and Monogram dressed up like her) Now I know what I would look like if I had middle-aged male clones!

Knot My ProblemEdit

Phineas: Okay, gang. Today, we're gonna tie a legendary knot.
Buford: Woah woah woah! We're just startin'?! No—no intro, nothin'?! Just gettin' right into it?
Phineas: Yep, we're just doin' the knot.
Buford: Wait, how can we do somethin' not?
Phineas: No, it's "knot" spelled with a "k".
Buford: I didn't think it was spelled with a "k".
Phineas: No. It's "knot".....spelled with a "k".
Buford: I don't understand your pauses.

Just DessertsEdit

Doofenshmirtz: (after Perry leaves) Okay, but, but let's do that jumping thing again sometime.

La Candace-CabraEdit

Phineas: Gentlemen and gentlemen, we present to you the Chupa-Copter!
Buford and Baljeet: Wow! Right on! Etcetera.

Happy Birthday, IsabellaEdit

Stacy: Wait a minute! It says right here in your silly little pamphlet that if your host family finds out about your agent status, then anyone who's seen you has to have their memory erased, or you'll get relocated. Perry, I'm not part of your host family! I know, I know, it's a technicality. Look, I don't want Candace and the boys to lose you, but I also do not want my mind erased. I'm on the last ten minutes of that Grievance movie, and I don't want to have to watch that whole scary mess again. So, uh, can we just keep this a secret? (Perry smiles and tips his fedora to Stacy)


Phineas: I still can't figure out what went wrong with the grand finale. After the laser light show and the fireballs, the swans should have been released and--
Isabella: Phineas, I really liked the butterflies. Thank you.
Phineas: Well to make it up to you, it's kinda lame but... maybe Ferb and I could, I don't know, take you out for some ice cream or something?
Isabella: Uh-
Ferb: I... just remembered there's... something I need to do. You two go.
Phineas: Is that cool?
Isabella: Yes, very cool. Ferb. (fist bumps Ferb)

Love at First ByteEdit

Chloe: (to Norm) Your performance exceeded my previous computation.

One Good TurnEdit

Phineas: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, babies and slightly smaller babies, welcome to the Phineas and Ferb Ultimate Obstacle Course! The first team that makes it all the way to the end (you know, alive and stuff) will win this nifty trophy! So are you ready to get muddy?
Candace: That tears it! Those two are so—
Stacy: Hang on, Candace! We can win this!
Candace: Yeah, we ca—Wait, what?
Stacy: I want that trophy!
Candace: Why? (Cutaway to Dr. Hirano with Ginger putting up a trophy on display as Stacy watches.)
Dr. Hirano: Very good, Ginger. We'll put it up here with the rest of your awards. I'm...still saving a place for your trophy, Stacy. You know, just in case.
Stacy: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... (Cut back to Stacy and Candace.)
Stacy: ...hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Candace, we'd make an awesome team!
Candace: Alright, I'll do it!
Stacy: For the trophy!
Candace: And for whatever it was you were thinking about just now.

Phineas and Ferb: Mission MarvelEdit

Spider-Man: Aunt May, Phineas and Ferb are making a crossover!
Phineas: Yeah, we are!


Nick Fury: The beam that hit you originated from the Tri-State Area, bounced off a space station satellite dish, and hit you in New York City during your fight. (An image appears on screen of a satellite shaped like Phineas and Ferb's heads)
Spider-Man: Is that one of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s?
Nick Fury: No, it's theirs. (Phineas and Ferb appear on the screen working on something)
Spider-Man: (about Phineas) Man, that kid's got a weird-shaped head.


Doofenshmirtz: (typing) "OMG!! I drained all the powers from a group of superheroes all the way in New York , and those powers belong to me now! >:D >:D >:D" (read as "happy emoticon") And send! Norm, let's get the powers out of the cannister so I can start wielding them! I-I can’t wait to fly and run fast and carry a big hammer around for no reason!
Norm: Sir, I hate to be the bearer of empty canisters, but this canister is empty.


Candace: (coming down stairs) Alright, boys and girls, listen up, Mom's on a walking tour of Danville and Dad's tinkering in the basement, so I'm in charge. That means no shenanigans! Hey, Spider-Man. So I'll be over at Stacy's all...d-d-d-daaay???!!!
Spider-Man: 'Sup?
Thor: Greetings, fair young maiden.
Candace: It's super...heroes...in...duh...our...kitchen!


Iron Man: So give me the hammer. I just stick out my hand right? Come on, baby, come to papa!
Thor: That is not how it works.
Iron Man: Whadaya mean? I got your powers.
Thor: Wielding Mjolnir is about worthiness, not power.
Iron Man: Really?
Thor: It's a fine distinction, but an important one.
Iron Man: Potato, potahto. (pause)
Thor: I do not know what that means.
Iron Man: Okay, nevermind. What about the lightning? How do I control that?
Thor: Actually, that only works with the hammer.
Iron Man: What about flying? I've seen you fly.
Thor: Well, yes, but not without—
Iron Man: Not without the hammer. Right.


Isabella: Oh no! Baljeet! We've gotta go after him!
Thor: Sadly, there's no time! Our mission lies elsewhere!
Isabella: Well, I'll go after him then!
Buford: Nah, nah. I'll go! You stay here, little girl, it might get ugly.
Isabella: What you don't think I can handle ugly? I've been hangin' out with you all summer!
Buford: Sticks and stones!


(A hot dog stand gets power-drain-inated) Hot Dog Vendor: Aw, man! And I just moved here from New York, cuz I thought it would be safer.


Red Skull: Look around you! Now that you have no powers, you have no friends, no allies, you have nussing! (Hulk Baljeet comes to save Iron Man)
Iron Man: We have a Baljeet.
Hulkjeet: Hulkjeet.
Iron Man: Oh, my bad. Apparently he prefers to be known as "Hulkjeet". (The Beak arrives) And this thing.
Phineas: Ba-caw!
Iron Man: If it's a bird, it's with us, too. (Agent P flies in) The flying duck with a beaver tail. We got him! (Waffles fall from the sky) But I gotta level with ya, I have no idea who's shooting waffles.
Doofenshmirtz: Woo-hoo! Top of the world, Ma!


(Candace pushes a red button in the space station) Computer: System shutting down.
Candace: Uh-oh.
Computer: Anti-gravitational jets disabled.
Isabella: Candace!
Computer: Orbit decaying.
Candace: We're falling back to Earth!
Computer: Fuel systems immobilized. Social network friends...defriended.
Candace: Oh, now that's just mean!


Candace: ...giant head shaped like Phineas and superheroes! But...but...but...
Linda: Oh, yes. There they are. (zoom out to reveal a comic book stand full of Spider-Man, Hulk, Thor, Iron Man and Ducky Momo comics)
Candace: Wha?
Linda: Hulk, Iron Man, Thor. All of them. I forgot you had a thing for comic books.
Candace: But but...This isn't how..Wait, where did...
Linda: You wanna join me for the rest of the tour?
Candace: No, I'd rather stay here and sulk.


Phineas: Hey! There goes that unknown superhero! (The gang approach Agent P.) You were pretty awesome out there!
Buford: Yeah, and what's your secret identity?
Phineas: Buford, a hero never reveals their secret identity.
Buford: Sure they do! Watch! (Buford takes the mask off to reveal:)
Everyone: Ducky Momo?!?
Candace: Ducky Momo?!?! (sighs and faints into Isabella's arms)
(Ducky Momo flies away.)
Ferb: That's strange. I was convinced that he was an anthropomorphic platypus. Huh. What with the beaver tail and all. (Perry walks into frame.)
Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry! You missed all the fun!
(The gang walks home. Cut to a trash can revealing both Agent P's superhero suit and a Ducky Momo mask in it.)

Thanks But No ThanksEdit

Monty: Don't worry, Carl. Once you save my father's life, there's no way even he could avoid thanking you for it.
Carl: I hope for your sake that you're right. (The camera zooms out to show a piano hanging above the table Carl and Monty are sitting at)
Carl: You know it's funny how no one's noticed a grand piano dangling precariously over our table.
Monty: Well, I also tied up a couple of violins over there so it would look like a theme.

Troy StoryEdit

Buford: Yeah, we're gonna need a bigger army. Irving, break out my recruitment fustanella.
Irving: You mean the little Greek skirt--?
Buford: It's a fustanella.

DrusselsteinoweenEdit

Major Monogram: Monty, is that you?! With the daughter of my sworn enemy?! It can't be!! (Walks up to the Pimpernel next to Vanessa.) Alright, Monty, you've got a lot of explaining to—
Stacy: Oh, hello, Mr. Water and Power Guy.
Major Monogram: I, uh, better check the...uh...thing. Yes. (leaves)
Vanessa: Thanks, Stacy! I owe you!
Stacy: No thanks are necessary for that darned elusive Pimpernel.


Vanessa: This is a big night for me, my boyfriend's coming. Oh, here he is right now.
(Jeremy, dressed as a Scarlet Pimpernel enters.)
Jeremy: Ooh, a vampire! It's a good thing I have my neck covered.
Vanessa: You're not my boyfriend!
Jeremy: Whoops. Heh heh. Sorry, I thought you were my—
Candace: Jeremy, it's me, Candace!
Jeremy: Ooh, a vampire! It's a good thing I have my—
Candace: Yeah, heard you the first time.

Terrifying Tri-State Triology of TerrorEdit

Hipster Guy: Excuse me?
Mr. Macabre: What?
Hipster Guy: Can I get a free-range organic grilled cheese slider?
Mr. Macbre: This isn't a food truck, you baboon. It's a Macabre Book Mobile.
Hipster Guy: Yeah, I'm totally giving you a bad review.
Mr. Macabre: May the ancient moths of Sumeria feast upon your skinny jeans! (his phone buzzes) One star? Man, that burns.

Face Your FearEdit

Candace: So what does your father do here?
Jeremy: Oh, he's part of a team that makes and manages recognizant satellites. They actually had a couple of rovers on Mars earlier this summer. But they suddenly stopped working. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
Candace: (nervously) Uh, how would I...heh heh...what do you mean? Heh heh.
Jeremy: All right...Your Highness.
Candace: (gasp) Who told?
Jeremy: Stacy.

(Doofenshmirtz is hiding in the balcony while Norm is stuck on a wall thanks to a giant bat inside Doofenshmirtz's laboratory)
Vanessa: (inside the lab) Dad?
Doofenshmirtz: Vanessa? Oh no. (crawls inside back to the lab) Vanessa! GET OUTTA THERE!! There's a huge bat on the loose!
Vanessa: Really? (sees the giant bat shrieking at her) WHOA! Cool! It looks like your cousin Narthelliot.
Doofenshmirtz: No sudden movements or loud noises, Vanessa.
Vanessa: Dad, relax. It's just a bat. They just eat bugs.
Doofenshmirtz: But it's a very big bat.
Vanessa: Now c'mon. (gets Doofenshmirtz to stand up) Just stand up. It's okay. It's time to face your fear.
Doofenshmirtz: (sighs) Well, okay. (the giant bat grabs him with its mouth)
Vanessa: (shocked by this and angrily pounds the bat's underbelly) Oh NO, NO, NO!!! Bad bat! SPIT HIM OUT!!

Cheers For FearsEdit

Phineas: Isabella, you've been awfully quiet all day.
Isabella: (looks at watch) I have just earned my 24 Hours of Silence Patch! I can see why you don't talk much, Ferb. I actually quite enjoyed it. I ended up having an inner dialogue with myself all day.
Ferb: Welcome to Ferbland.
Ferb head #1: Yes, the universe is constantly expanding.
Ferb head #2: But what is it expanding into?
Ferb heads: Ooooooh...
Ferb head #3: Okay, now my mind is blown.

SteampunxEdit

Return PolicyEdit

Candace: (to Stacy, referring to Jeremy) Remember those days when I was always panicking about what he thought or what he wouldn't like?
Stacy: Isn't this the same Candace who sat under Jeremy's window just to make sure he wasn't whispering other girls' names in his sleep?
Candace: Ancient history.
Stacy: Uh, that was yesterday.