Over the Hedge

Over the Hedge is a computer-animated film based on the United Media comic strip of the same name. Directed by Tim Johnson and Karey Kirkpatrick and produced by Bonnie Arnold, it was released in the U.S. on May 19, 2006.

RJEdit

  • Didn't you see it? It was in a box. They always got food with them. We eat to live; these guys live to eat! Let me show you what I'm talking about. [as he speaks he shows the other animals what humans do] The human mouth is called a 'piehole'. The human being is called a 'couch potato'. [signifies telephone] That is a device to summon food. [signifies doorbell] That is one of the many voices of food. [signifies front door] That is the portal for the passing of food. [signifies motorcycle] That is one of the many food transportation vehicles. Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food; they drive food; they wear the food! [signifies grill] That gets the food hot! [signifies cooler] That keeps the food cold! [signifies turtle pinata] That...! I'm not sure what that is. [kids break the turtle piñata and Verne yells] Well, what do you know? FOOD! [signifies table where family prays before dinner] That is the altar where they worship...food. [signifies advert for Seltzer] That's what they eat when they've too much food! [signifies treadmill] That gets rid of the guilt so they can eat more food! Food, food, food, food, FOOD! So, you think they have enough? [everybody nods] Well, they don't. For humans, enough is never enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming silver cans, just for us! [opens the trash cans and knocks them over] Dig in!
  • [pointing to a map of Gladys' backyard] There are traps here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here...here, here, here, here, here...big one here, and maybe a few over here.
  • [Verne is about to eat a diaper] That's a diaper, and that does come out of a wazoo.

HammyEdit

  • Oh, oh! I can burp my ABC'S! [burping] A, B, C.
  • [in sing-song voice] I got the cookie.
  • [hands R.J. a caffeine drink] Here. I'm not supposed to drink this.

VerneEdit

  • [as he and RJ are about to fall] You're the devil.
  • What weird thing? [as he comes to a stop at a long hedge] Oh, that weird thing.

VincentEdit

  • All right, RJ. I'm going back to sleep. When that moon's full, I'm waking up and all my stuff had better be right back where it was.
  • Time to kill, RJ.
  • [to RJ as he watches the stars and the full moon] Moon's full, RJ. See you in the morning! [the moon that turned into a Spuddies chip and he ate the chip]

StellaEdit

  • So we're supposed to starve 'cause your butt is vibratin'?
  • I'm gonna gas you so hard, your grandchildren will stink!

TigerEdit

  • This face was bred for beauty. I cannot smell a thing.

DialogueEdit

Verne: If you needed the food, we would have let you have it. That's what families do.
RJ: Wish you'd have told me that sooner.
Verne: Yeah, well that's bad communication. Another thing families do.

Tiger: Away with your filth!
Stella: My filth? MY FILTH?! OK, that's it. I am so sick and tired of everybody taking one look at me and running away because they think I'm filthy! WELL, I'VE got NEWS for you, I didn't got all primmed and preened to have some overfed pompous puffball tell me he's too good for me. I've got makeup on my butt, dude! And you don't even want to know about the cork!
Tiger: Stop! No one has ever spoken to me like that! [pause] It's... bold! I like it.

Stella: Sorry. I gotta go.
Tiger: No! Stella! Stella! Come back!

RJ: [getting out Monopoly game pieces] Now, this is us...
Hammy: Can I be the car?!
Bucky: I wanna be the car!
Spike: I'm the car! You be the shoe!
Bucky: The shoe's lame.
Lou: Why not be that snazzy lookin' iron there?
RJ: Hey! It's not important! Besides, I'm the car! I'm always the car!

Penny: [referring to the hedge] I'd feel better if I just knew what it was called.
Hammy: Let's call it Steve!
Verne: Steve?
Hammy: It's a pretty name.
Heather: Steve sounds nice.
Penny: I'm a lot less scared of Steve.
Ozzie: [kneeling before the hedge] Oh, great and powerful Steve! Whaddaya want?!

Spike: [while driving the van, the others are arguing] Hey, no fighting while we're driving!
Quillo: We will turn this van around, mister!
[Pause]
Lou: [points at Verne] He started it.

Hammy: [after opening a chips packet] Whoa! What is THAT?!
RJ: That, my friend, is a magical combination of corn flour, dehydrated cheese solids, BHA, BHT and good old MSG; A.K.A.: the Chip. Nacho Cheese flavor.

Police Officer: Now you do realize that was a Depelter Turbo.
Gladys: Officer, please. This Verminator sold it to me.
Police Officer: Hey, hey, it was in your yard, your name's on the contract, so you can tell it to the judge.
Gladys: Oh please, it's not my fault, let go of me...
Police Officer: Ma'am...
Gladys: [yelling] I can't be arrested! I am president of the Homeowners Association!
Dwayne: [quietly as she is fighting the police] Get her.
[he climbs over a fence and accidently steps on a squeak toy]
Nugent the Dog: Play? Play!
Dwayne: Oh no. No no. no no...
[there is a bite heard]

Hammy: Wanna help me find my nuts?
RJ: Very tempting, Hammy, very tempting. But first, I wanna show you this! (shows Hammy a cookie) You like this cookie?
Hammy: Oh, ho ,ho!
RJ: Well this cookie's junk!!(throws the cookie out)
Hammy:(mournfully) But I like a cookie!
RJ: Easy, easy, don't worry. I know where to find cookies so great, they'll hand delivered by personal owners.

Vincent: Wow.
RJ: Vincent!
Vincent: So I was just on my way down here to kill you, and I stopped to watch the show, and I gotta say...that right there, is a thing of beauty. That is the most vicious, deceitful, self-serving thing I've ever seen. [Chuckles] Classic RJ. You take the food, and they take the fall. You keep this up, you're gonna end up just like me. Having everything you ever wanted.
RJ: But I already had that.
Vincent: What, them? Who are you kidding? You said it yourself, you're a family of one. Always will be. It's how guys like you and me survive. So a few saps got hurt in the process. Tough. That's life. Trust me, you don't need them.
RJ: Actually, I do. And right now, they really need me. So I really need this!
[Takes the wagon with all the food]

RJ: Now listen up. What we're going for here is a vicious, man-eating rabid squirrel. Can you handle that?
Hammy: (raises hand) Umm, excuse me.
RJ: Yes...Hammy?
Hammy: Rabbits aren't vicious. They're all cute and cuddly, so...
RJ: *Rabid*, not rabbit.
Hammy: Oh! (confused) Huh?

[RJ is trying to reach for a tin of Spuddies]
Verne: What's going on, RJ?
RJ: Nothing!
Verne: Well then, let's get outta here, cos we got everything we need.
RJ: No we don't!
Verne: What are you talking about? (pulling RJ's tail) We got more than enough!
RJ: (snapped) Hey, listen! I got it this long to hand over that wagon full of food to a Homicidal Bear! If these Spuddies aren't on the menu, then *I will be*! NOW, LET GO OFF MY TAIL!
Verne: (shocked) What?!
RJ: (kicks Verne's hand off his tail) Let go!

Bucky: What's he gonna do to us, Mama?
Penny: I...I don't know, Baby.
Heather: (clutches her arms around Ozzie) I don't wanna die, Dad. Not for real.
Ozzie: We will be okay.
[Stella, from her cage holds Hammy's hand, who is in his own cage, scared]
Lou: (referring to RJ) You were right about him, Verne. We shouldn't listen. Sorry back there.
Verne: No... I knew we wouldn't trust him. I got us into this. I should have known better.

RJ: NOOO! NO!
Lou: Verne! Are you alright there? Gimme a hand, Oz.
Ozzie: Oh, sure. Sure.
Penny: What the heck happened?
RJ: It's gone! FOOD! (falls into his knees) GONE!
Stella: What?! How's it gone?
RJ: Ask...HIM! (points at Verne)
Penny: Verne?
Verne: I returned it to its rightful owner.
Lou & Ozzie: What?!
Heather: we, like, worked our tails off, y'know? Like a lot! And the food we gathered was totally...you know! And you're, you're all whatever!
Ozzie: Yeah, Verne. What were you thinking? The log was full!
Verne: A full of junk.
Lou: Oh, so what are you trying to say here? That the food we gathered, OUR WAY isn't as good as the food we gathered YOUR WAY?
Verne: Your way?! You mean HIS way. Can you see RJ just using you?
Penny: (gasps) Verne, a shame on you! RJ would not do that.
Verne: You've got to trust me on this. Don't you understand that there is something wrong with his guy? My tail tingles every time.
Stella: Oh, so we're supposed to go all hungry, because your butt's vibrating. I'm started to feel that tingle of yours is YOU being jealous.
Verne: Jealous?! Of HIM?!
Lou: Yeah! He is embracing the future, and you're holding us back!
Verne: I've holded your back, all right... from Extinction! (to RJ) You see what you've done here? If they listen to half of stuff of you're telling him, they will be dead within week! You are only interested in taking advantage of them because they are too stupid to know better!
Hammy: (growing solemn) I'm not stupid.
Verne: (noting the family's reaction) Okay, I didn't mean, uh... I mean... ignorant! To the ways over there. (they being walking away) Come on you guys, you know I didn't mean it like that. Don't... don't do this. Stella... Ozzie? (stops Hammy) Hammy? You know I didn't... Hammy?
Hammy: (pushes Verne away) Look, I'm not stupid...

[the animals (excluding Verne) shows RJ a surprise; his new home]
Stella: Check it out. Your new home! (RJ looks around at some random objects of his new home)
Hammy: (gestures at the Baby Car Seat) and look, we got a place for you right here!
RJ: That's for me?
Lou: Yeah, is this anything like what you had, RJ?
RJ: This isn't anything like what I had, Lou.
Hammy: (hands RJ a can of caffeine) Here, I'm not supposed to drink this.
RJ: Thanks. (to Heather, who sits on RJ's bag) Is that my bag?
Heather: Yeah, we brought it in here so you wouldn't have to sleep in that tree.
RJ: Really? Wow.
Bucky: Hey, RJ, check this out! We totally hooked up the TV.
Quillo: I hot-wired the HD converter.
Spike: We get a thousand channels!
Heather: Can you take the remote before my Dad does?
RJ: Wow. A universal remote? This is nice, guys. Really nice.

RJ: And there they are. America's most coveted cookies. Love Handles, Skinny Mints, Neener-Neeners, and Smackeroons. And guess what? They're all yours!
[Hammy jumps, but RJ stops him]
RJ: Whoa, Hamilton. Hold on there, fella. I love your energy, but you just can't take them.
Hammy: But you just said they're mine.
RJ: They will be, if we successfully marry your manic energy to my brilliant plan. You with me, kid?
Hammy: I... I... I...
RJ: The ayes have it. Let's ride.

Voice castEdit

External linksEdit

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Last modified on 14 April 2014, at 02:24