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Ouran High School Host Club

Ouran High School Host Club is an anime and manga series created by Bisco Hatori in 2003.

Tamaki SuohEdit

  • Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school Ouran Academy. The Ouran host Club is where the school's handsomest boys with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran academy's elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful.
  • Watch your mouth. He is an important guest even if he is a guy.
  • You're a hero to other poor people Fujioka! You've shown the world that even a poor person can excell in an elite pirvate academy. It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others. Supperned, neglected! But that doesn't matter now. Long live the poor! We welcome you poor man to our world of beauty!
  • All hail poverty!
  • Do you know this proverb, Fujioka-kun? When in Rome, do as the Romans do. If you don't have the money, pay with your own body! From now on, you are the Host Club's dog!!
  • Why is there art in a museum? Yes... to show off beautiful things is the duty of those who were born beautiful. Therefore, I'm beautiful. I founded this club for those hungers, and I don't shimp in my effort to pursue that beauty...
  • (After hearing Haruhi speak of her childhood) That kind of environment is pitiful, isn't it? And your stable diet is white carrot rice, as I expected? Being too poor, you have to be a servant to rich people, or mean rich people overwork you and you cry yourself to sleep!?
  • I know this! It's commoner's coffee! You just add hot water!
  • ... Haruhi. You're a girl?
  • Mama, Haruhi's using those dirty boy words again!
  • It's only a commoners feeling to be afraid of the cold and put yourself into a kotatsu!!
  • A good man cannot hide his beautiful body by wearing lots of clothes!!
  • Somebody!! Bring fancy tuna here quick!!
  • The spring of my heart surges upon the sight of your fresh smile, my love.
  • This is part of your host training Haruhi!! Father will be cold-hearted!!
  • Renge. Is this a good pose for a "Lonely Prince?"
  • What kind of productivity is there when women make love to each other?! Then why did God created Adam and Eve and --- (gets poured over by hot coffee)
  • You don't have to be afraid, I'll always be here for you haruhi.. I promise that you'll never be alone again..
  • Quick! Every one in your PE sitting positions! The commoners invented this exercise in order to save space!
  • (After Hunny slammed the teddy bear on the floor) Aah! My teddy bear!!!
  • (with puppy eyes) Woof!
  • (on the phone calling to the Hitachiin twins while screaming) My daughter! My daughter's missing! I can't get in contact with her!!! She must've been kidnapped!!! Contact the police!!! Mobilize the self-defense army if it becomes necessary!!! (referring to Haruhi)
  • Haruhi!!! Are you alright!? Daddy's here!!!
  • (piano keys banging) Misuzu-san, please don't do your own sound effect for my moment of despair.
  • Hey, person called Arai-kun, when did this happen?
  • (pointing to Haruhi) You're gonna pay for that! And look at what she's wearing! It's super cute! Really super cute!!!
  • Damn it! This date isn't heart-throbbing at all! He's so unsociable and he calls himself a host club member!? Let go of me, Kaoru! Switch with me, Hikaru! I'll escort her instead!
  • Then, Kyouya! You take on the role of a punk and pimp on Haruhi! Then make Hikaru save her! (about Hikaru and Haruhi's date)
  • You think I'll allow that kind of couple-style eating? Indirect kisses not allowed! (crying while being shaked up by Kaoru)
  • All right! The Low Blood Pressure Evil Lord has given his approval! Fellow subjects! Let's dress up the evil lord and bring him to the car! (while dressing up Kyouya)
  • Forgive my rudeness, but to hide your true self and make a vain display... I think that's just running away from reality. To know what you are really like, and acknowledge it... a positive thinking of enjoying yourself... isn't that what true strength is? (to Honey)
  • Okay, my fellow subjects! We will now commence the great "Haninozuka Brothers Get-Together" battle plan!
  • I wouldn't let something improper happen to my daughter! (to Haruhi's father)
  • Our Ouran Host Club exists to bring fortune to the ladies.
  • Lonely.......... I am a lone.
  • A little water never hurt anyone... besides, people are always telling me I`m dripping with good looks.(To Haruhi when he was helping her find her belongings when Aynokoji dropped them in the water).

Kyoya OotoriEdit

  • Well, let's see. It should turn out to be pretty interesting.
  • I'm okay with anything as long as it doesn't harm me.
  • Beauty is as vain as these cherry blossoms. You will never be able to see the same shape for two days.
  • Our motto is to make use of our characteristics to answer customers' needs.
  • (to Haruhi) If you want to... you can pay me back with your body, too.
  • This is the so-called "I'm-very-near-you-guys-but-I'm-not-going-to-look-at-you" childish method of quarreling. (referring to Tamaki)
  • (about Tamaki) Even though he's a hopeless idiot. (smiles)
  • Pardon the dramatic paranoia, but Haruhi is in Karuizawa right now. (to a spastic Tamaki)
  • Haruhi, you destroyed this young man's purity with that kind of a lame joke? (about Arai)
  • In other words, this date is really a test for Hikaru to establish the concept of "being thoughtful for others", huh? (to Kaoru)
  • Well, then he's lucky because our club is full of dummies. (to Kaoru)
  • That Tamaki... I'll definitely kill him. (while in a cranky mood)
  • (about Tamaki) That IDIOT. I'm going to KILL him! (after hearing the PA about describing him as a child)
  • (to Haruhi) That's a rather interesting point of view.
  • (with a smile) These people are simply overgrown weeds.
  • (To tamaki)If you want to dream, then do it in your sleep.
  • Don't take me for a fool!
  • You can pay me back....with your body! (to haruhi regarding her new debt)
  • Merits eh? An interesting opinion in it's own way
  • (About tamaki) I hate it when he does that he,s like a child
  • (as Tamaki is sulking because Renge says she s engaged to Kyouya) Whatever. Why does everyone insist on referring to us like we're husband and wife?
  • (as Hikaru and Kaoru prepare to enduce amnesia upon Kasanoda) That's enough, you two. Leave assault and battery to the professionals.
  • I have a daunting task. I must paint the perfect picture on a canvas that has already been placed inside a magnificent frame.

Kaoru HitachiinEdit

  • (Regarding Tamaki) If you think about it, he will never be Haruhi's female practice partner because of their height. Ho
  • Feelings you have for each other will not be known unless you voice them. (to Hikaru)
  • Yeah, Hikaru will have the same (Talking about drinks Haruhi and him are buying). We always have the same tastes, we always like the same thing. It would have been good if there were two... exactly the same, like these two cans of fruit juice... But what do we do when there's only one and we both want it? (talking about Haruhi)
  • I'm sorry, but who's mama?
  • Someday, Hikaru will want to take the next step on his own. And when he realizes that, I don't know what I'll do.

Mitsukuni HaninozukaEdit

  • Haru-chan, are you a hero? I want to hear the story about when you saved the queen!
  • Takashi... I hate you!
  • (crying) I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Takashi! I won't forget to brush my teeth again! I won't forget... (cries)
  • (When Haruhi said she wanted to eat fancy tuna) Haru-chan, there's tupperware too! Do you want to bring some home?
  • (To Mori-senpai when Tamaki tells about "lovely-item")You were using me all this time?!
  • (To Mori-senpai when Tamaki says he's rented for a long-time-period) Is Tama-Chan telling the truth are you RENTING me?!?
  • I'm not going to change the way I am now. That's why... let's settle everything the Haninozuka way, like men, Yasuchika!
  • I will eat it!
  • Usa-chan, I love you!
  • We've had enough of this! You're both to blame for this fight! Hika-chan and Kao-chan, I want you to make up and go halfsies on this cake, okay? But, I want to have a piece too, so I guess we're gonna have to go thirdsies. We're not going to be able to split the strawberry on top though. What should we do? Maybe I should just take it. After all, strawberries are my favorite. Oh, I forgot to ask, Hika-chan, Kao-chan, do you like strawberries?

Takashi MorinozukaEdit

  • (To Honey about Renge's burnt cookies) Don't eat that Mitsukuni! It's bad for you!
  • Haruhi. Ootoro doesn't taste like this at all. You have been deceived.
  • (sulking) It was my fault. It was my carelessness that led to Mitsukuni's cavity. I forgot to tell him to brush his teeth before napping... twice.
  • Mitsukuni. You've got some cream. (wipes off his mouth)
  • (to Haruhi) The flavouring got stuck to the lid.
  • They are still connected where they should be connected. (about the Haninozuka brothers)
  • (To Honey about Hikaru and Kaoru) You're only making it worse. So leave them alone.
  • (To Honey) Bad idea.
  • (While assisting Renge in teaching Nekozawa) Wax doll.
  • (after hitting his head on a light bulb in Haruhi's apartment) Ouch.
  • (says this all the time) Mitskuni.

Renge HoushakujiEdit

  • That kindness to protect me that time with all your might, the depth of your love admonishing me occasionally. This is what you meant by fall in love with the person little by little through looking at their personality isn't it? Haruhi-kun.
  • Let's go to my place and play video games all night long!
  • A prince shouldn't sprinkle his love so easily!! It makes girls' hearts tremble if you smile with sorrow.
  • (Regarding Tamaki) But why do you look so stupid!? It's as if you're a light-headed narcisist! Useless! Too ordinary!!
  • (after hearing a confession from Mori's admirer) Looks like you've managed to take a step into a new world. (looks at Mori and Hunny together) Kyaaaa---!!!! Moeeee---!!! Totally moe---!!!(girls squealing)

DialogueEdit

Haruhi: The day before school started, one of the kids in my neighborhood got some gum in my hair. It's a real pain to get gum outta long hair, so I decided to cut it all off. I didn't care if I looked like a dude, you know.
Tamaki: Hosts should never refer to ourself as a "dude!" MA-MA! Haruhi's using those dirty boy words again.
Kaoru: I'm sorry, but who is "Mama?"
Kyoya: Based on club position, I assume it's me.

(Japanese sub)

Haruhi (sees Hikaru dressed as the Cheshire Cat leaning against a pillar): Mr. Cat... (Hikaru disappears behind the pillar) Um...
Kaoru: Over here. (Haruhi turns around and sees Kaoru also dressed as the Cheshire Cat leaning against another pillar) Surprised?
Haruhi: Uh... Yeah.
Kaoru (slinking around the pillar): I am able to disappear...
Hikaru (coming out from behind another pillar): ...and reappear like this.
Haruhi: That's amazing. (Hikaru chuckles) So, there's something I'd like to ask. Which way do I go?
Hikaru (slinking around the pillar): That depends...
Kaoru (coming out from the opposite pillar): ...on where you want to go.
Haruhi: I want to go home. Back to where I was before. (Kaoru disappears behind the pillar; Hikaru appears from the opposite pillar)
Hikaru: Going home without having an audience with the Queen... (Hikaru disappears behind the pillar)
Kaoru (appearing from the opposite pillar): ...is not allowed in this place. (he disappears behind the pillar)
Haruhi: Who is the Queen? (Haruhi stays for a few seconds and walks away; Hikaru whirls around a pillar)
Hikaru: The Queen... (disappears behind the pillar; Kaoru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Kaoru: ...is the one who... (disappears behind the pillar; Hikaru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Hikaru: ...you might say... (disappears behind the pillar; Kaoru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Kaoru: ...rules this world. (disappears behind the pillar; Haruhi stops walking)
Haruhi: I can't talk to you when you won't stand still, so both of you come on out together. (Hikaru peaks out of the pillar)
Hikaru: Both of us? (Kaoru peaks out of the pillar)
Kaoru: What do you mean?
Haruhi: Okay, fine. (Haruhi walks away; Kaoru and Hikaru both come out from behind the pillars and stare at each other after awhile)

(English dub)

Haruhi (sees Hikaru dressed as the Cheshire Cat leaning against a pillar): Mr. Cat... (Hikaru disappears behind the pillar) Wait!
Kaoru: Over here. (Haruhi turns around and sees Kaoru also dressed as the Cheshire Cat leaning against another pillar) Pretty neat, huh?
Haruhi: Um... Sure, I guess.
Kaoru (slinking around the pillar): I can disappear...
Hikaru (coming out from behind another pillar): ...and reappear anywhere.
Haruhi: That's great. (Hikaru chuckles) So listen, I'm a little turned around. Do you mind telling me the best way to get out of here?
Hikaru (slinking around the pillar): That all depends...
Kaoru (coming out from the opposite pillar): ...on where it is you're trying to go.
Haruhi: Home, of course. Back to where I was before. (Kaoru disappears behind the pillar; Hikaru appears from the opposite pillar)
Hikaru: I'm afraid leaving here without having an audience with the Queen... (Hikaru disappears behind the pillar)
Kaoru (appearing from the opposite pillar): ...is strictly forbiden. (he disappears behind the pillar)
Haruhi: An audience with the Queen? (Haruhi stays for a few seconds and walks away; Hikaru whirls around a pillar)
Hikaru: You might say... (disappears behind the pillar; Kaoru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Kaoru: ...that the Queen... (disappears behind the pillar; Hikaru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Hikaru: ...keeps close tabs... (disappears behind the pillar; Kaoru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Kaoru: ...on all her subjects. (disappears behind the pillar; Haruhi stops walking)
Haruhi: This is ridiculous. If you wanna talk, come on and stand still, both of you. (Hikaru peaks out of the pillar)
Hikaru: Both of us? (Kaoru peaks out of the pillar)
Kaoru: What do you mean?
Haruhi: Never mind. (Haruhi walks away; Kaoru and Hikaru both come out from behind the pillars and stare at each other after awhile)


Hikaru: (about Tamaki and Haruhi)Are you sure it's a good idea--
Kaoru: --to leave the two of them alone?
Kyoya: She's with our prince, Tamaki. What could possibly go wrong?
Hikaru and Kaoru: (Opening the door to the room Tamaki and Haruhi are in) Hey, Boss! We're coming in!

(Tamaki and Haruhi are sitting on the floor and Haruhi is blindfolded)

Tamaki: With the blindfold on you can't see anything, and the earplugs help muffle any sound!
Haruhi: Wow! You're right!
Hikaru: ...You nasty pervert
Tamaki: AH!!
Kaoru: What kind of foreplay is that?!
Tamaki: It's...not like that! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!

(The next day as they're leaving)

Hikaru: You better watch your back Haruhi.
Kaoru: I never would have pegged the boss as an S&M pervert.
Tamaki: I told you! It wasn't like that at all!
Haruhi: (Sitting in the car) I see. Well, now I know what S&M is. (While rolling up the window) I can't believe I almost let you get away with it.
Tamaki: I wasn't doing anything freaky! I was trying to help you.
Kyoya: Let's go.

(Limo drives away without Tamaki)

Tamaki: HEY!!! Don't leave without meeeee! Wait you guuuuys!


(at tea party scene)

Tamaki: What good are dreams, if all you do is work? There's more to life than hitting the books, I hope you know.
Haruhi: But I have to study to do well.
Tamaki: That's all fine but what about having a good time?
Haruhi: Having a good time?
Tamaki: Having a good time.
Honey: Having a good time.
Mori: Having a good time.
Haruhi: ...Having a...good time...


(While shooting the movie with Renge)

Hikaru: And another thing, how come this stupid script portrays Kaoru as the pitcher?
Kaoru: Yeah...
Haruhi: What does that mean?
Hikaru and Kaoru: If you don't know, nevermind.


Kasanoda: M-m-mah?!


Hikaru and Kaoru: You're a big ol' perve!
Tamaki: Shut up before I beat both of your faces in!


Honey: Picking on my friends is bad, got it?


Nekozawa: But I thought you were against the occult.
Renge: It's okay for fiction. It's NOT okay for fashion.


Tamaki: Daddy. Says. NO!


Hikaru: Sex Pixie!
Kaoru: Sicko!
Hikaru and Kaoru: YOUR MOMMA WEARS TOO MUCH MAKE-UP! THAT'S IT! WE'RE OVER!



Tamaki Suou: And? Why does a human weapon like you want to be Mori-senpai's apprentice?
Kasanoda: No. I'm not a human weapon. I was just born with this scary-looking face.
Hitachiin Twins: So you're aware of it, Casanova.
Kasanoda: It's Kasanoda!
Hitachiin Twins, Tamaki Suou: Bossa-Nova?
Kasanoda: [eyes glow red as he makes evil, scary face] I said it's KASANODA, damn it! You guys wanna die or something?
Hitachiin Twins, Tamaki Suou: [Tamaki and the Twins cower behind sofa] That is a pretty scary face...


Host Club: Haruhi-chan! Please come out to play!
Ranka: (opens door, no make up on, obviously annoyed at having been woken up)
Host Club: (run away)
Tamaki?: Sorry. Wrong house.


Tamaki: Kyouya, do you have any lotion? This sun burn is- (sees Kyouya shirtless and Haruhi on the bed, screams like a maniac)
Kyouya: Here. Use as much as you want, you big goof.

Tamaki: "Keep your hands off my Haruhi!" Twins: "She doesn't belong to you!"

Tamaki: "I'm sorry, but Honey-senpai is on a long-time lease to Mori-senpai right now, so I can't let you borrow him." Honey: "Is Tama-chan telling the truth? ARE YOU RENTING ME?!"

Hikaru and Kaoru: "YOU SAW HARUHI'S UNDERWARE?!" (To Kasanoda) Kaoru: "So what do we do?" Hikaru: "The only thing we can do! Induce amnesia!"

Kaoru: "Oh, nothing. Just my own private joke."

"How is it that the 'lovely item' is the scariest person in the room?"

Kaoru: "Boss, are you done being shell-shocked yet?" Hikaru: "Yeah, we could really use our king right about now."

Tamaki: "Look, I sol.ved. it. Ha.ru.hi."

"And we've lost him, yet again."

"I know I'm your senpai but I'll still be your friend! You can even hold Usa-chan!"

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