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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is an animated television series based on the My Little Pony franchise. The series focuses on the alicorn Twilight Sparkle and her adventures with the other residents of her hometown of Ponyville, as she studies friendship by decree of the Equestrian ruler, Princess Celestia.

Season 1Edit

Friendship is Magic, part 1Edit


Twinkleshine: There you are, Twilight! Moondancer is having a little get-together in the west castle courtyard, you want to come?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, sorry, girls...I got a lot of studying to catch up on. [she rushes off]
Twinkleshine: [to Lemon Hearts] Does that pony do anything except study? I think, she’s more interested in books, than friends.

Twilight Sparkle: Take a note please, to the princess.
Spike: Okey-dokey!
Twilight Sparkle: "My dearest teacher, my continuing studies of pony magic have lead me to discover that we are on the precipice of disaster."
Spike: Hold on! "Prece... prece...." [beat]
Twilight Sparkle: .."Threshold."
Spike: "Threi..." [another beat]
Twilight Sparkle: Um, "brink"?
[...]
Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, "that something bad is about to happen"!

Spike: [reading Celestia's response] "My dearest, most faithful student Twilight, you know that I value your diligence, and that I trust you completely..."
Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hmm.
Spike: "But you simply must stop reading those dusty old books!"
Twilight Sparkle: [Gasps in shock]
[Commercial break, later on chariot]
Spike: "My dear Twilight: There is more to a young pony’s life than studying. So I’m sending you to supervise the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration in this year’s location: Ponyville. And, I have an even more essential task for you to complete: make some friends."
Twilight Sparkle: [Groans]
Spike: Look on the bright side, Twilight, the Princess arranged for you to stay in a library! Doesn’t that make you happy?
Twilight Sparkle: [pauses, brightening up] Yes, yes, it does. You know why? Because I’m right. I’ll check on the preparations as fast as I can, then get to the library to find some proof of Nightmare Moon’s return.
Spike: Then when will you make friends, like the Princess said?
Twilight Sparkle: She said to check on preparations. I am her student, and I’ll do my royal duty, but the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends.

Spike: Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about!
[a pink pony with a three-ballon cutie mark stops by]
Spike: C'mon Twilight, you must try!
Twilight Sparkle: [beat] Uh... hello?
Pony: Daah! [zips past both!]
[beat]
Twilight Sparkle: ...Well, that was interesting alright.

Twilight Sparkle: Pfft, please. They’d never accept a pegasus who can’t even keep the sky clear for one measly day.
Rainbow Dash: Hey! I could clear the sky in ten seconds flat!
Twilight Sparkle: Prove it.
[Rainbow Dash kicks every cloud out of the sky at warp speed]
Rainbow Dash: Loop-the-loop around, and wham! [kicks last cloud] What’d I say? Ten. Seconds. Flat.

Spike: Decorations...beautiful.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, the décor is coming along nicely.This oughta be quick. I’ll be at the library in no time. Beautiful, indeed.
Spike: Not the décor... [looks at Rarity] Her!
Rarity: No...no...no...oh!...Goodness, no...hmmm...
Spike: How are my spines? Are they straight?
[Twilight rolls her eyes]

[While meeting Fluttershy]
Twilight Sparkle: I’m Twilight Sparkle. What’s your name?
Fluttershy: Um, I’m [whispers] Fluttershy...
Twilight Sparkle: I’m sorry, what was that?
Fluttershy: Um, my name is [whispers more] Fluttershy...
Twilight Sparkle: Didn’t quite catch that.
Fluttershy: [squeaks]
Twilight Sparkle: Well, um, it looks like your birds are back. So I guess everything’s in order. Keep up the good work.
Fluttershy: [squeaks]
Twilight Sparkle: Oo-kay...

[The pink pony from earlier, Pinkie Pie, comes to greet Twilight at the welcome party]
Pinkie Pie: Surprise! Hi, I’m Pinkie Pie, and I threw this party just for you! Were you surprised? Were you, were you?! Huh, Huh, Huh?!!
Twilight Sparkle: [Deadpan] Very surprised. Libraries are supposed to be quiet.
Pinkie Pie: [giggles] That’s silly! [Twilight shakes her head and rolls her eyes] What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet? I mean, duh, Booooring! You see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all, "Hello," and I was all— [gasps] Remember? You see, I never saw you before, and if I never saw you before, that means you’re new. ’Cause I know everypony, and I mean everypony, in Ponyville. And if you’re new, it meant you hadn’t met anyone yet, and if you haven’t met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, And if you don’t have any friends, then you must be lonely, and that made me so sad. And I had an idea, and that’s why I went -- [gasps] I should throw a great big, ginormous, super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville! See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!

Nightmare Moon: Oh, my beloved subjects. It’s been so long since I’ve seen your precious little sun-loving faces.
Rainbow Dash: What did you do with our Princess?!? [Starts to fly off]
Applejack: Whoa there, Nelly!
Nightmare Moon: Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don’t you know who I am?
Pinkie Pie: Ooh, ooh! More guessing games! Um...Hokey Smokes! How about...Queen Meanie? No...Black Snooty! Black Snooty!
Nightmare Moon: Does my crown no longer count, now that I have been imprisoned for a thousand years? Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?
Twilight Sparkle: I did! And I know who you are, you're the Mare in the Moon: Nightmare Moon!
Nightmare Moon: Well well well, a pony who remembers me. Then you also know why I'm here...
Twilight Sparkle: You're here to... to... [gulps]
Nightmare Moon: Remember this day little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth...the night...will last... forever! [laughs evilly]

Friendship is Magic, part 2Edit

Twilight Sparkle: I read all about the prediction of Nightmare Moon. Some mysterious objects called the Elements of Harmony are the only things that can stop her, but I don't know what they are, where to find them... I don't even know what they do!
Pinkie Pie: [finds a book] "The Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide".
Twilight Sparkle: How did you find that?
Pinkie Pie: [singing] It was under "E"!
Twilight Sparkle: Oh.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Rarity, your beautiful tail!
Rarity: Oh, it's fine, my dear. Short tails are in this season. Besides, it'll grow back.
Rainbow Dash: So would the mustache.

The Ticket MasterEdit

[ponies argue]

Twilight Sparkle: QUIET!
Pinkie Pie: And then I said, "Oatmeal, are you craz--" oh.
Twilight Sparkle: Girls, there's no use in arguing.
Rarity: But Twilight-
Twilight Sparkle: Eh! This is my decision, and I'm gonna make it on my own, and I certainly can't think straight with all this noise... [stomach rumbles] not to mention hunger. Now go on, shoo.

[ponies grumble]

Twilight Sparkle: And don't worry, I'll figure this out... somehow.

Applebuck SeasonEdit

Applejack: Are you saying my mouth is making promises my legs can't keep?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Applejack: Why bother...! This is your sister Applejack, remember? The loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies?
Big McIntosh: But still only one pony. And one pony plus hundreds of apple trees just doesn't add up to-
Applejack: Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue! I said I could handle this harvest, and I'm going to prove it to you!

Twilight Sparkle: Welcome, everypony! Today we are here to honor a pony we can always count on to help in matters great and small. A pony whose contributions to-
Rainbow Dash: [flies in] Did you see Applejack's slick moves out there? What an athlete! This week she's gonna help me with my new flying trick, and I know, it's gonna be so awesome!
Twilight Sparkle: [pushes her away] Exactly. And-
Pinkie Pie: [pops up behind the podium] This week, I get to run Sugarcube Corner for the first time.
Twilight Sparkle: What does that have to do with Applejack?
Pinkie Pie: [awkward pause] Oh, Applejack, one of the best bakers ever is gonna help me! Applejack makes everything great, so free samples for everypony!
Twilight Sparkle: Okay... that's great. Now if I could just make a point without being inter-
Fluttershy: [appears] Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: -rupted.
Fluttershy: Twilight, I'm so sorry, but I just wanted to mention that Applejack is also helping me this week with the official bunny census, where we count up all the new baby bunnies that were born this season. She's gonna help gather them using her wonderful herding skills.
Twilight Sparkle: Anyone else? Anyone? No? Well then, as I was trying to say... [notices the Mayor giving her a guilty and apologetic stare]
Twilight Sparkle: [throws her papers] Ugh, never mind!

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, can we talk?
[Applejack, sleep-deprived and disoriented, can barely hear anything over the ringing in her ears.]
Applejack: [loudly] Can bees squawk?! I don't think so!
Twilight Sparkle: No, can we talk?
Applejack: Twenty stalks?! Bean or celery?!
Twilight Sparkle: No! I need to talk to you!
Applejack: You need to walk to the zoo?! Well, who's stopping you?!
Twilight Sparkle: I need to talk to you!
Applejack: Oh?! Then why didn't you say so?!

Griffon the Brush OffEdit

Pinkie Pie: [about Gilda] She's a grump, a thief, and a bully! The meanest kind of meanie-pants there is! I can take it, but no-one treats Fluttershy that way! This calls for extreme measures - Pinkie Pie style!

Pinkie Pie: Don't worry your pretty little head about mean old Gilda, your auntie Pinkie Pie has gotten all tooken care of.
Fluttershy: [annoyed] I'm a year older than you.

Gilda: [ominously] I'm watching you. Like a hawk.
Pinkie Pie: [happily] Why? Can't you watch me like a griffon?

Gilda: I know what you're up to.
Pinkie Pie: [happily] Great!
Gilda: [grunts] I know what you're planning.
Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Well, I hope so; this wasn't supposed to be a surprise party!
Gilda: I mean, I've got my eye on you!
Pinkie Pie: [happily] And I've [eyes slide in and out] got my eye on you!

Gilda: This is your idea of a good time?! I've never met a lamer bunch of dweebs in all my life! And Pinkie Pie... YOU! You are "Queen Lame-o" with your weak little party pranks! Did you really think you could make me lose my cool? Well, Dash and I have ten times as much cool as the rest of you put together! Come on, Dash. We're bailing on this pathetic scene... Come on, Rainbow Dash! I said we're leaving!
Rainbow Dash: You know, Gilda, I was the one who set up all those "weak pranks" at this party.
Gilda: ... What?!
Pinkie Pie: Ooh...
Rainbow Dash: So I guess I'm "Queen Lame-o".

[Twilight sends her letter, with a bottle of disappearing ink, to Princess Celestia, who starts to write a reply]
Princess Celestia: Dear Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful student-- [words disappear] Oh, wrong ink. [giggles]

Boast BustersEdit

Rarity: My, my, my, what boasting.
Spike: Come on, no pony is magical as Twi... Twi... Twi... oh humhum... Oh hey, Rarity! I uh... Mustache! [dashes off]

Trixie: Well, well, well, it seems we have some neigh-sayers in the audience! Who is so ignorant as to challenge the magical ability of The Great and Powerful Trixie?! Do they not know that they're in the presence of the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria?

Rarity: Rainbow Dash and Applejack may act like ruffians, but Rarity conducts herself with beauty and grace.
Trixie: Ooh, what's the matter? Afraid you'll get a hair out of place in that "rat's nest" you call a mane?
Rarity: [angry] Oh, it is on!

DragonshyEdit

Twilight Sparkle: You have a wonderful talent dealing with all kinds of animals.
Fluttershy: Yes, because they're not dragons...
Rainbow Dash: Oh come on! We've seen you walk up to a horrible manticore like it was nothing.
Fluttershy: Yes, because he wasn't a dragon.
Pinkie Pie: Spike is a dragon. You're not scared of him.
Fluttershy: Yes, because he wasn't a huge, gigantic, terrible, enormous, teeth-gnashing, sharp scale-having, horn-wearing, smoke-snoring, could-eat-a-pony-in-one-bite, totally-all-grown-up dragon.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, that's it! We've tried persuasion [pans to Twilight], charm [pans to Rarity], [pans to Pinkie Pie, who is dressed like a birthday gift with balloons and streamers] whatever it is Pinkie Pie does...
Pinkie Pie: [blows a noisemaker]

Look Before You SleepEdit

Rarity: [angry] OK. I dare Applejack to play "dress-up" in a frou-frou, glittery, lacey outfit!
Applejack: [gasps, walks off, and returns in a frou-frou glittery lacey outfit] Happy?
Rarity: [snickers] Very...

Applejack: I'd like to tell ya'll the terrifying tale of the prissy ghost, who drove everypony crazy with her unnecessary neatness! Oooooohhhhhoooooooohhh! I'm sure ya'll are familiar with that one?
Rarity: Never heard of it. But I have a much better one... It's the horrifying story of the messy inconsiderate ghost, who irritated everypony within a hundred miles! Oooooohhhhhoooooooohhh!
Applejack: That's not a real story. You made it up!
Rarity: It is a ghost story. They're all made up...

Bridle GossipEdit

Spike: This is hilarious! Look at all of you. We got Hair-ity, Rainbow Crash, Spittie Pie, Apple-tini, Flutterguy, and... I got nothin'. "Twilight Sparkle"... I mean, seriously. I can't even work with that.
Twilight Sparkle: This is no joke, Spike!

Pinkie Pie: [muffled by her tied tongue] Sthe sthtole my sthong! [unintelligible yelling]
Rarity: She stole your song?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Pinkie, that doesn't sound anything like your song.
[Pinkie Pie pauses for a moment, and then gets Fluttershy to "sing" it]
Fluttershy: [in a spoken-word, male deadpan voice] She's an evil enchantress and she does evil dances, and if you look deep in her eyes she'll put you in trances. And what would she'll do? She'll mix up an evil brew, and she'll gobble you up in a big, tasty stew. So, watch out.

Zecora: Maybe next time you will take a second look, and not judge the cover of the book.

Swarm of the CenturyEdit

[Two ponies have put up a banner reading "Welcome Princess Celest"]

Twilight Sparkle: What happened to the rest of her name?
Golden Harvest: We couldn't fit it all in.
Twilight Sparkle: You can't hang a banner that says "Welcome Princess Celest"; take it down and try again!

Pinkie Pie: Ugh! A parasprite?! Are you kidding?!
Fluttershy: "Ugh"?
Twilight Sparkle: A para-what?
Fluttershy: How could you not like-?
Pinkie Pie: Ugh! Now I gotta go find a trombone...
Twilight Sparkle: ...A what?!
Pinkie Pie: A trombone, you know! [mimes playing a trombone]
Twilight Sparkle: Ahh, typical Pinkie....

Pinkie Pie: Hey! What happened to the princess?
Twilight Sparkle: Emergency in Fillydelphia...
Rainbow Dash: Some sort of... infestation.
Pinkie Pie: Oh no! Have they got parasprites too? Well... Have tuba, will travel!
Twilight Sparkle: I think the princess can handle it...

Winter Wrap UpEdit

Twilight Sparkle: Scarf? Check. Saddle? Check. Boots? Check. Spike refusing to get up and going back to sleep? Check. It's a good thing I'm so organized. I'm ready!

Spike: Well, you're good at a lot of things... Just not nest making, ice skating, animal waking, snow clearing...
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, thanks a lot for making me feel sooo much better.
Spike: That's what I'm here for, sister.

Applejack: Nuts Twilight, you used magic.
Spike: The nerve. Can you believe her?
Applejack: That's not how we do it 'round here, Twilight, and especially not on MAH farm.
Twilight Sparkle: Well, see, I just wanted to... oh.

Call of the CutieEdit

Apple Bloom: I really don't see how that's supposed to make me feel better. It probably means that being last one in your class to get a cutie mark runs in the family. Runs in the family... Runs in the family! Runs in the family!! You got apples for your cutie mark; Granny Smith has an apple pie, Big McIntosh has an apple half, my unique talent has something to do with apples! Apples! Apples! Apples!

Apple Bloom: So, what does my cutie mark look like? A shoppin' bag full of apples? A satisfied customer eating an apple? Hmm, maybe I gotta increase my sales figures first... [sees a plum-colored pony trying to dig into a basket of apples] You touch it, you buy it! [under her breath] We take cash or credit.
Applejack: I'm sorry, ma'am [the pony runs off] Ma'am?! Ohhh... Now, Apple Bloom, you can't just...!
Apple Bloom: [dumps apples into Sweetie Drops' bag] That'll be 4 bits!
Sweetie Drops: [agitated] I didn't put those in my bag!
Apple Bloom: Likely story. 4 bits, lady!

Scootaloo: I said, you got a problem with "blank flanks"?
Silver Spoon: The problem is, I mean, she's like, totally not special.
Sweetie Belle: No, it means she's full of potential.
Scootaloo: It means she could be great at anything. The possibilities are, [imitating Diamond Tiara] like, endless.
Sweetie Belle: She could be a great scientist, or an amazing artist, or a famous writer, she could even be mayor of Ponyville some day...
Scootaloo: ...and she's not stuck being stuck-up like you two.

Fall Weather FriendsEdit

Applejack: But... have you ever run a race?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, no. But I do know a lot about running.
Rainbow Dash: And you know this from...
Twilight Sparkle: Books. I read several on the subject.
Rainbow Dash: What did you read... the Egghead's Guide to Running? Did you stretch up your... eye muscles to warm up? [laughs] Get it? "Eye muscles"?!

Spike: You know Pinkie, these two ponies have a bit of a grudge match they're trying to settle, trying to prove who's the most athletic.
Pinkie Pie: Yes, and "grudge" rhymes with "fudge"!
Spike: Yes it... does? Wha?
Pinkie Pie: And I like fudge, but if I eat too much fudge I get a pudge and then I can't budge.
Spike: So, no fudge?
Pinkie Pie: No thanks, I had a big breakfast.

Suited for SuccessEdit

Rarity: Aren't you going to tell me to change something too?
Rainbow Dash: No, I just want my dress to be cool.
Rarity: Do you not like the color?
Rainbow Dash: The color's fine, just make it look cooler.
Rarity: Do you not like the shape?
Rainbow Dash: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing you know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.

Hoity Toity: [about Rarity's dresses] Oh, those amateurish designs look like a piled-on mish-mash of everything but the kitchen sink!
[The crowd laughs, while Rarity pushes a kitchen sink away]
Hoity Toity: It's a travesty, it's what it is. Those outfits are the ugliest things I've ever seen, oh for shame! Who is responsible for subjecting our eyes to these horrors, not to mention wasting my valuable time?

Rarity: [sobbing] LEAVE ME ALONE! I want to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in! Do ponies wallow in pity? Oh, listen to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'M SO PATHETIIIC!
Twilight Sparkle: Now what do we do?
Fluttershy: Uh, panic?
Rainbow Dash: That's your answer for everything!
Applejack: Well we can't just leave Rarity like this!
Pinkie Pie: She'll become a crazy cat lady!
Twilight Sparkle: [deadpan] She only has one cat.
Pinkie Pie: Give her time...

Rarity: Exile... I guess technically I'd have to move away to live in exile. Where would I go? And what would I pack? Oh, it's going to take me forever to do all of that packing. What are you supposed to pack when you go to exile? Are you supposed to pack warm?

Feeling Pinkie KeenEdit

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie? What in the wide-wide-world of Equestria are you up to?
Pinkie Pie: It's my tail! It's my tail! It's a-twitchin' twitchin'! And you know what that means...
Twilight Sparkle: Actually, Pinkie, I haven't the slightest idea.
Pinkie Pie: The twitching means my Pinkie Sense is telling me stuff is gonna start falling.

Twilight Sparkle: Okay, take this down... [watches Pinkie Pie's through binoculars attached to her wheelchair] Twitchy ... tail.
Spike: [writing] Twitchy tail ... huh?! [screaming] Twitchy Tail!!
Twilight Sparkle: Hush Spike, we can't let Pinkie know we're here, remember?
Spike: Something's gonna fall! Something's gonna fall! Run for your lives! Ahahahaaaah! [runs off]
Twilight Sparkle: [angered] Ahh Spike, honestly, you're overreacti-
[A flowerpot lands on her head, followed by an anvil, a haycart, and a piano. Up above, a guilty-looking Derpy Hooves is seen alongside several other pegasus employees of a moving company.]

Sonic RainboomEdit

Rainbow Dash: Now that you've learned the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one!
Fluttershy: [quietly] Yay.
Rainbow Dash: Ugh, you're gonna cheer for me like that? Louder.
Fluttershy: [quietly] Yay.
Rainbow Dash: Louder.
Fluttershy: [quietly] Yay.
Rainbow Dash: LOUDER!!!
Fluttershy: [rears and inhales loudly, yet quietly] Yay... [Rainbow Dash falls over in disgust] Too loud?

Rarity: [about Rainbow Dash] Didn't you see how nervous she was?
Applejack: Nervous? Have you spit yer' bit or somethin'? She was tootin' her own horn louder than the brass section of a marching band!
Rarity: Oh puh-lease! I put on enough fashion shows to recognize stage fright when I see it.

Rainbow Dash: I just wish I could've met the Wonderbolts when they were awake. [a hoof taps on her shoulder. She turns around to see Spitfire, at the head of the Wonderbolts] Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!
Spitfire: So you're the little pony who saved our lives. We really wanted to meet you, and say thanks.
Rainbow Dash: Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!

Stare MasterEdit

[The Cutie Mark Crusaders try to fix a broken table, but end up messing it up]
Sweetie Belle: Um, that doesn't look like a table.
Scootaloo: [unsurely] We were making a table?
Apple Bloom: Somepony needs to put this thing out of its misery!
Scootaloo: We are definitely not Cutie Mark Crusader Carpenters.

Fluttershy: Now that we've gotten that out of the way, how about a game?
Apple Bloom: A game?
Fluttershy: It's called "Shh."
Scootaloo: What's that?
Fluttershy: Well, it's a game about who can be quiet the longest. Sound fun? [the Crusaders appear uninterested] I'm the world champ, you know. I bet you can't beat me! [squeaks, holds her breath for a few moments]
Scootaloo: ...I lose!
Sweetie Belle: Me too!
Apple Bloom: Me three!

[The Cutie Mark Crusaders are trying to find a chicken that escaped into Everfree Forest. Apple Bloom had just tried to "call" the chicken by imitating chicken noises]

Scootaloo: What are you doing?
Apple Bloom: Callin' for the chicken!
Scootaloo: That is not how you call a chicken!
Apple Bloom: Oh, and you know how to call a chicken!
Scootaloo: I know that's not the way!
Apple Bloom: Then show me.
Scootaloo: I don't have to show you!
Apple Bloom: You're just chicken.
Scootaloo: Am not!
Apple Bloom: Oh wait, now I know how to call a chicken! Scootaloo! Scoot-Scootaloo!
Scootaloo: [sarcastically] That's so funny I forgot to laugh. [walks off]
Apple Bloom: You also forgot how to call a chicken.

The Show StoppersEdit

Applejack: Cutie Mark Crusaders, welcome to your new clubhouse! [awkward pause] Well, don't thank me all at once. This was my clubhouse when I was your age. Sure it hasn't been used in a while, but it's empty and on a secluded, private part of the farm. And it's all yours. It just needs a little, uh, TLC.
Scootaloo: TLC as in "Tender Loving Care" or "Totally Lost Cause".

Scootaloo: I'm just no good at lyrics. Coming up with words is, like, really hard.
Sweetie Belle: Oh, they can't be that bad; "With our cutie marks, we'll rock Equestria. We use our stomachs to... digest-ia"? Um? Well, these are good but...

Scootaloo: Ok, so that's six wooden planks, 4x8 plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four brushes. Anything else?
Sweetie Belle: Yeah, instructions on how to use six wooden planks, 4x8 plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four brushes.

Twilight Sparkle: "Ghosts, Goblins, and Ghoulish Figures"? Good heavens, girls, what do you need a book like this for?
Scootaloo: You'll see, thanks Twilight! We'll give it back as soon as we're done with it.
Twilight Sparkle: What do you think they're up to?
Spike: I have no idea, and I don't know if I should be excited or scared to find out.

A Dog and Pony ShowEdit

Applejack: Heavens to betsy! Now, I'm used to pickin' myself up and dustin' myself off, but Rarity won't even touch mud 'less it's imported.

Rarity: [after Rover inadvertently calls her a mule] Did- did you just call me a mule?
Rover: Uh...
Rarity: Mules are ugly. Are you saying I too am ugly? [starts bawling]
Spot: What's this noise?
Rarity: [crying] He called me ugly!!! [Spot flashes an angry glare towards Rover]
Rover: No! Mule; I said 'mule'.
Rarity: An old, ugly mule! And it's true! Just look at me! I- I used to be beautiful, but now-!
Fido: No, you're still beautiful pon- er, Miss Rarity.
Rarity: [sobbing] You're just saying that!
Spot: No! You're still pretty-
Rover: And nice!
Rarity: I don't believe you!! You never liked me!!! [continues crying even harder]

Rarity: I am not "whining". I am complaining. Do you want to hear "whining"? [starts whining] This is whining! Oooh! This harness is too tight! It's going to chafe! Can't you loosen it?! Oh! It hurts and it's so rusty! Why didn't you clean it first?! It's gonna leave a stain, and the wagon's getting heavy! Why do I have to pull it?!
Spot: Aaah! Make it stop!
Rover: Stop whining!
Rarity: [whining] But I thought you wanted whining!

Green Isn't Your ColorEdit

Photo Finish: Flüttershy, it is time to make... de magics!

Spike: I'm gonna tell you two a secret. But you have to promise not to tell anyone.
Pinkie Pie: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.
[Pinkie and Twilight lean in to listen]
Spike: Closer... closer...
[They lean in closer]
Spike: [Confessing tone] I have a crush on Rarity!
Pinkie Pie: [gasps] We won't say a word!
Twilight Sparkle: Gimme a break, everypony already knows how you-
Pinkie Pie: Twilight! You promised Spike you wouldn't say anything. He trusts you; and losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend forever!
Twilight Sparkle: But..
[Pinkie Pie pops up behind her]
Pinkie Pie: Forever!

Fluttershy: You promise not to tell Rarity?
Twilight Sparkle: I swear.
Fluttershy: Pinkie Pie swear?
Twilight Sparkle: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my- [pokes her eye with a hoof] -Ah!

Twilight Sparkle: [explaining a plan to Pinkie] On her own, Fluttershy could never do something unattractive, but if I use my magic to make her do something unattractive, Photo Finish wouldn't want her to model anymore, then Rarity wouldn't be so jealous; and I'll no longer have to keep both of their secrets! You have to promise not to tell anyone. Please?
[Without speaking, Pinkie draws her hoof over her mouth, twists it, paws at the floor, waves her hoof over the area she just pawed, draws a triangle shape in midair, and takes a step forward.]
Twilight Sparkle: [confused] ...So, you do promise, or you don't promise?
Pinkie Pie: Uh, yes! [repeating the motions] Obviously, that's why I zipped my mouth closed, then locked it with a key, then dug a hole, then buried the key, built a house on top of the hole where I buried the key, and moved into the house built on top of the hole!
Twilight Sparkle: [deadpan] ...Obviously.

Over a BarrelEdit

Rainbow Dash: When we get to Appleloosa, do you think we'll have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the train to the orchard?
Pinkie Pie: What tree? You mean Bloomberg?
Rainbow Dash: [sarcastically] No, Fluttershy.
Pinkie Pie: [giggling] Fluttershy's not a tree, silly!
Twilight Sparkle: What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash thinks Fluttershy's a tree!
Rainbow Dash: I do not think she's a tree! I was just-
Twilight Sparkle: Did you say she was a tree?
Rainbow Dash: No! Well, yes. But not exactly-
Twilight Sparkle: You know she's not a tree, right?
Pinkie Pie: She's not a tree, Dashie!
Fluttershy: [softly] I'd like to be a tree!

Applejack: But, Braeburn, we–
Braeburn: And here's the most wonderful sight in all of Aaa-pleloosa! Our apple orchard!
Applejack: Braeburn!
Braeburn: First harvest should be any day now.
Applejack: Braebu–
Braeburn: Good thing too!
Applejack: Brae–
Braeburn: 'cause we need that grub to live on.
Applejack: [yelling] Braeburn!
Braeburn: Uh, yes, cuz?

A Bird in the HoofEdit

Twilight Sparkle: You have no idea what the Princess is gonna do when she finds out you're the one who took her pet, do you?!
Fluttershy: Do you?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, no. But it can't be anything good! She might banish you from Equestria, or throw you in a dungeon. Or banish you and then throw you in a dungeon in the place that she banishes you to!

Princess Celestia: A phoenix is a majestic, magical bird. While it appears healthy and happy most of the time, every so often, it must renew itself by shedding all of its feathers and bursting into flames. Rather melodramatic, if you ask me...

The Cutie Mark ChroniclesEdit

Scootaloo: We can start with the coolest pony in Ponyville...
Apple Bloom: Applejack!
Sweetie Belle: Rarity!
Scootaloo: No, you guys. I said "cool". You know what I'm talking about. She's fast. She's tough. She's not afraid of anything.
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: Pinkie Pie?
Scootaloo: No! The greatest flier to ever come out of Cloudsdale.
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: Fluttershy?
Scootaloo: No! Rainbow Dash!

Young Rarity: A rock?! That's my destiny?! What is your problem, horn?! I followed you all the way out here for a rock?! [grunts] Dumb rock!

Pinkie Pie: [concluding her story] And that's how Equestria was made!
Scootaloo: Wha? Huh?
Pinkie Pie: Maybe on the way home, I can tell you how I got my cutie mark. It's a gem.
Sweetie Belle: Oh c'mon, she's just being Pinkie Pie.

Owl's Well That Ends WellEdit

[Spike is sleeping in a punch bowl]
Twilight Sparkle: Aww, he's worked himself to the bone.
Pinkie Pie: And now the punch has been... Spiked!

Spike: Uhh, hi there. I'm Spike. I'm sure Twilight has told you all about me.
Owlowiscious: Hooo.
Spike: Uhh Spike. You know, assistant number one?
Owlowiscious: Hooo?
Spike: I'm Spike! And who are you? What are you?
Owlowisciouss: Hooo!
Spike: Who?
Owlowiscious: Hooo!
Spike: I thought your name was Owlowiscious?
Owlowiscious: Hooo?
Spike: Ok, Who, Owlowiscious, whatever! I'm Spike, okay? Look, all you need to know is that I'm number one, and you're number two. Got it?
Owlowiscious: Hooo?
Spike: So, man of mystery, huh? I'm keepin' my eye on you! [walks away looking backwards] I've got eyes in the back of my head too you know! [crashes into the door] Uhh, well, not really. You know what I mean!

Party of OneEdit

[Pinkie Pie is trying to interrogate Spike on why her friends won't go to her party]

Spike: Confess?
Pinkie Pie: Confess!
Spike: [hesitant] I'm the one who poured juice all over Twilight's copy of "Magical Mysteries and Practical Potions"!
Pinkie Pie: And?
Spike: [hesitant] I was the one who used up all the hot water in Ponyville taking a seven hour bubble bath!
Pinkie Pie: And?
Spike: And sometimes... when no one's around... I do this! [drags over a mirror, starts flexing his muscles] Lookin' good Spike! Lookin' real good!

[Pinkie Pie has turned inanimate objects into "guests" for a party none of the other ponies are attending]

Pinkie Pie: Thank you all so much for coming. It means so much to Gummy.
Pinkie Pie: [as Mr. Turnip, a bucket of turnips] Can I have some more punch?
Pinkie Pie: Of course you can have some more punch, Mr. Turnip. [twitches]
Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky, a pile of rocks] This is one great party. You've really outdone yourself!
Pinkie Pie: Why thank you, Rocky.
Pinkie Pie: [as Sir Lints-a-Lot, a bit of sofa lint] I'm having a delightful time as well.
Pinkie Pie: I'm so glad, Sir Lints-a-Lot. [twitches]
Pinkie Pie: [as Madame LeFlour, a bag of flour] Might I trouble you for another slice of cake?
Pinkie Pie: Anything for you, Madame LeFlour.
Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky] I'm just glad none of them ponies showed up!
Pinkie Pie: Oh, they're not so bad... [goes into a psychotic cross-eyed expression]
Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky] "Not so bad"? Puh-leeze! They're a buncha' losers!
Pinkie Pie: Oh come on now. "Losers" might be a bit strong, don't you think?
Pinkie Pie: [as Sir Lints-a-Lot]: After the way they treated you, I'd say "losers" isn't strong enough.
Pinkie Pie: It was pretty rude...
Pinkie Pie: [as Madame LaFlour] "Pretty rude?!" It was downright... despicable!
Pinkie Pie: It was, wasn't it?!
Pinkie Pie: [as Mr. Turnip] If I were you, I wouldn't speak to them ever again.
Pinkie Pie: You know what? I'm not going to speak to them ever again, and I'm not going to invite them to another party for as long as I live! They don't deserve to be invited to my parties; not after the way they've been acting...

Pinkie Pie: [as Rainbow Dash is trying to convince Pinkie to leave her house] I'm most certainly not leaving. I'm having a wonderful time right here.
Rainbow Dash: I mean it, Pinkie...
Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky] You heard her! She ain't goin' nowhere, chump!
Rainbow Dash: Who are you calling a chump, chump?! [knocks Rocky over] Ugh, that's it, party's over.

The Best Night EverEdit

Spike: Come on, you guys! Let me in!
Rainbow Dash: [heading for the door] Sure thing, Spike.
Rarity: [gets in her way] Heavens no! We're getting dressed!
Applejack: "Dressed"? Uh, beg pardon Rarity, but, uh, we don't normally wear clothes.

Fluttershy: I'll catch you yet, my pretties. Oh yes, as soon as one of you little birds, or monkeys, or bears touches this net, you'll be mine! MINE!!! [laughs evilly, but then trips and falls into the net]

Twilight Sparkle: Well, it couldn't get any worse...
[Fluttershy suddenly bursts through the door. A large number of animals from outside start rushing in]
Fluttershy: [agitated and angry] You're... going to LOVE ME!!!!!!
[All the other ponies start to flee, while Twilight Sparkle is dumbfounded by the scene]
Princess Celestia: [whispers] Run.

Season 2Edit

The Return of Harmony, Part 1Edit

Cheerilee: This creature is called a Draconequus; he has the head of a pony and a body of all sorts of other things. What do you suppose it represents?
Sweetie Belle: Confusion!
Apple Bloom: Evil!
Scootaloo: Chaos!
Sweetie Belle: It's not chaos, you dodo!
Scootaloo: Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of! And it is too chaos.
Sweetie Belle: Is not!
Apple Bloom: You're both wrong!

Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia, you can count on-
Pinkie Pie: [interrupts] Hold on a second! Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, you guys! Chocolate, rain!

[Discord is trying to convince Fluttershy to go to his side by taking the form of a group of butterflies];;

Butterfly: Fluttershy, it looks like you've been left behind by your so-called friends, huh?
Fluttershy: Oh, no. I'm certain they're doing their best to find me!
Butterfly: Well, it must be so upsetting to know how weak and helpless they think you are....
Fluttershy: Not at all, I am weak and helpless, and I appreciate their understanding.
Butterfly: [frustrated] Yes.. Well, surely it burns you up... I mean, that they're always pointing out your flaws, right?
Fluttershy: Not really. In fact, I think I'm awfully lucky to have friends who want me to be the best I can be!
[The butterflies transform back into Discord's normal form]
Discord: [losing his temper] OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE! [pokes Fluttershy's head, instantly corrupting her] You've been kind for far too long, dearie. Time to be cruel! Arrivederci! [disappears in a huff]

Discord: A weighty choice is yours to make, the right selection or a big mistake. If the wrong choice you choose to pursue, the foundations of home will crumble without you.

The Return of Harmony, Part 2Edit

Corrupted Fluttershy: [sarcastically] Hey Twilight, what's soaking wet and clueless?
Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, I've had just about enough of... [Fluttershy dumps a bucket of water on her head]
Corrupted Fluttershy: Your face! [slams the bucket on Twilight Sparkle's head]

Spike: Aren't you missing somepony?
Twilight Sparkle: Nope. We got the liar, the grump, the hoarder, and the brute, that just about covers it.
Spike: But what about Rainbow Dash?
[Twilight puts Rainbow Dash's Element of Loyalty charm on Spike]
Twilight Sparkle: [sarcastically] Congratulations Spike, you're the new Rainbow Dash. Now let's go!

Fluttershy: [to corrupted Rainbow Dash] Uhh, I'm just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a little bit?

Discord: [laughs as he holds a glass under a cloud raining chocolate milk, which fills in reverse] Chaos is a wonderful, wonderful thing!
Twilight Sparkle: Not as wonderful as friendship!
Discord: Ugh, this again? [drinks the glass from the chocolate milk, and throws the milk away, where it explodes]

Lesson ZeroEdit

Rarity: Please, tell me I did not forget the plates ... I did! I totally forgot them! Out of all the things that could happen, this is the worst, possible, thing!! [drags in a fainting couch and falls onto it] Whyyyy...?! Whyyyy....?! Whyyyyyyyyy...!?
[The other ponies are perplexed by the scene]
Rarity: What? You didn't expect me to lay on the grass, did you?

Twilight Sparkle: Now, why don't you tell me all about your issues with Applejack...
Rainbow Dash: I don't have any issues with Applejack.
Twilight Sparkle: You don't?! Then, why are you destroying her property?
Rainbow Dash: Because she asked me to. Right, Applejack?
Applejack: [puts on a helmet] Yes, ma'am! I wanted to put up a new barn, but this one's gotta come down first! [laughs] Now, get back to it, R.D.!

Twilight Sparkle: [popping out of a ball the Crusaders were playing with, with a demented expression on her face] HI, GIRLS!
Apple Bloom: Uh.. Hi, Twilight! How're ya doing?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh great. Just great! You look like you're doing great too. Obviously don't need the help of another GOOOOD friend!
Twilight Sparkle: [gets out an old looking doll] This, is Smarty Pants; she was mine I when I was your age, and now I want to give it to you!
Scootaloo: [unsure] Uhh, she's great.
Apple Bloom: [unsure] Yeah, great.
Sweetie Belle: [unsure] I really like her ... mane?
Twilight Sparkle: She even comes with her own notebook and quill, for when you want to pretend she's doing her homework!
Scootaloo: That's umm, great.
Apple Bloom: Yeah, great....
[Scootaloo and Apple Bloom slap Sweetie Belle]
Sweetie Belle: I really like her ... mane?
Twilight Sparkle: I hope the fact that there are three of you and only one of her doesn't become a problem! I'd hate to cause a rift between such gooooood friends!

Luna EclipsedEdit

[Pinkie Pie, who is dressed like a chicken, has visited Twilight Sparkle's house expecting candy for Nightmare Night]
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, aren't you a little old for this?
Pinkie Pie: Too old for free candy?! [squawks] Never!

Princess Luna: [booming voice] Citizens of Ponyville! We have graced your tiny village with our presence, so that you might behold the real princess of the night! A creature of nightmares no longer, but instead a pony who desires your love and admiration! Together we shall change this dreadful celebration into a bright and glorius feast!
[lightning, thunder]

Twilight Sparkle: Princess Luna? Hi, my name is-
Princess Luna: Star Swirl the Bearded. Commendable costume! Thou even got the bells right...
Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, finally! Somepony who gets my costume!

Twilight Sparkle: You kinda sound like you're yelling at me.
Princess Luna: But this is the traditional royal Canterlot voice! It is tradition to speak using the Royal "we", and to use [louder and echoed] This much volume when addressing our subjects!

Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, Princess. Fluttershy can give you some great pointers. She's delicate and demure with the sweetest little voice. [knocks on door]
Fluttershy: [loudly and echoed] Go away! No candy here! Visitors are not welcome on Nightmare Night!
Twilight Sparkle: [nervous laughter] Fluttershy, it's me, Twilight!
Fluttershy: It is you. Oh, and Nightmare Moon. [gasp] Nightmare Moon?! Aaah! [slams the door]
Twilight Sparkle: [another nervous laughter] Wait right here.
[various noises]
Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy... you remember Princess Luna?
Princess Luna: [booming voice throughout the scene] Charmed.
[Fluttershy zooms away in fear, but Twilight levitates her back]
Fluttershy: [timidly] Likewise.
Princess Luna: Twilight Sparkle hath spoken of the sweetness of thy voice. We ask thou teachest to us to speak as thou speakest.
Fluttershy: [quiet] Okay.
Princess Luna: Shall our lessions begin?
Fluttershy: [quieter] Okay...
Princess Luna: Shall we mimic thy thoice?
Fluttershy: [whisper] Okay...?
Princess Luna: How is this?
Fluttershy: [hurriedly] Perfect, lesson over!
[Fluttershy zooms away but Twilight slams the door on her]
Twilight Sparkle: A little quieter, princess.
Princess Luna: [booming voice] How is... [loud voice] this?
Twilight Sparkle: Better. Right, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: [nervous, dazed laughter] Yes...
Princess Luna: [loud voice] How... about... now?
Twilight Sparkle: Now you're getting it.
Princess Luna: [normal voice] And... how about now?
Twilight Sparkle: Yes! Well done.
Princess Luna: [booming voice] I thank thee, deer Fluttershy! Our normal speaking voice shall surely win us the hearts of thy fellow villagers!

Twilight Sparkle: So, why do you keep running away and screaming?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes, it's just really fun to be scared!
Twilight Sparkle: Fun? [pauses] Pinkie Pie, you're a genius!
Pinkie Pie: No I'm not, I'm a chicken! Baw-gaak!

Sisterhooves SocialEdit

[Sweetie Belle has made breakfast, though all of it is burnt]

Rarity: [sniffs a glass of ashes] I didn't know you could burn juice.
Fran: I've been giving her lessons. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a Cutie Mark in fancy cooking by the time we get back from our vacation.
Rarity: Vacation? Is that this week, as in, starting this very instant this week?!
[Sweetie Belle serves a bowl of a burnt, bubbling substance]
Rarity: Uhh, let me guess: apple sauce?
Sweetie Belle: Nope, toast!

Applejack: Bein' sisters is a give-and-take relationship. You've been doin' a whole lot of takin', but not a lot of givin'.
Rarity: Of course I give! I give lessons, and reasonable demands-
Applejack: But you never give in. Bein' sisters is like... apple pie! You can have amazin' apples, and you can have a wonderfully crispy crust, but only together can you have a perfect apple pie.
Rarity: [to herself] But apart, all we are is just a pile of mush and some crumbly, dry mess. [gasps] I know what I need to do! I just hope it isn't too late!

Rarity: Arrrggh, Sweetie Belle! Where's her silly little arts and craft project? [sees Sweetie Belle's project, a picture of her and Rarity made from gemstones] Oh, Sweetie Belle! My one and only sister, what have I done?! All the time we could have spent together was wasted by me wishing you were gone! Why? [stops herself] No, I must find her! I MUST!! As Celestia is my witness, I shall never be sisterless again!

The Cutie PoxEdit

[A cutie mark of a Fleur-de-lis caused by the Cutie Pox is causing Apple Bloom to speak french]
Apple Bloom: Oh no! Sacrebleu! Plus de marque de cutie! [gasps] Qu'est-ce que c'est?! Je parle français?!
Applejack: My sister's speakin' in fancy!

Lily: [about Apple Bloom] She's cursed!!
Rose: Hexed!!
Daisy: Enchanted!!
Spike: She is not.
[The Flower Trio sighs in relief]
Spike: She just has some weird mysterious disease with no known cure called "Cutie Pox".
Ponyville Citizens: THE CUTIE POX?!?!?!
[The Ponyville Citizens run for safety]

Apple Bloom: Yup! All good things come to those who wait. [pause] Well! I've waited long enough.
Scootaloo: Actually, that was way too long.

Applejack: [hoping that someone will confess what happened to Zecora's "heart's desire" flower] Now somepony tell the truth! (Beat) Somepony! Anypony!
Pinkie Pie: [flustered] Yesterday I told Mrs. Cake that I ate two corncakes, but I really ate three! [pauses] Okay six! I ate six corncakes! [nothing happens] Make it stop! Oh, Make it stop!

May the Best Pet Win!Edit

Fluttershy: [singing] How 'bout a bunny? They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be!
Rainbow Dash: Cutesy, wootsie... Have you even met me?

Fluttershy: Technically he's a tortoise, and he's always dreamed of being somepony's pet. He just wants a chance to compete, he won't get in the way. You won't even know he's there...

Rainbow Dash: Alright, now these games will determine which one of you has the most important qualities I'm looking for in a pet. Speed, agility, guts, style. Coolness. Awesomeness. And radicalness.
Twilight Sparkle: Aren't those all the same thing?
Rainbow Dash: You would think that, Twilight. [starts patting her head] And that's why you would never qualify to be my pet. [dashes off]

Rainbow Dash: Listen, turtle...
Fluttershy: [pokes through the curtain] Tortoise.
Rainbow Dash: Whatever!

The Mysterious Mare Do WellEdit

Twilight Sparkle: Are you taking notes?
Spike: Yup! I've been hoof-picked by Rainbow Dash herself, to write her autobiography!
Twilight Sparkle: Umm, autobiographies are supposed to be written by the pony they are about.
Rainbow Dash: Maybe for your normal, run-of-the-mill ponies. But I'm far too busy saving lives to stop and write. That's why I hired Spike as my ghost writer.
Pinkie Pie: [overhears the conversation] Ahhh! Spike's a ghost! [quickly dashes out of the room]

Kid pony: [nervous] Someday, I wanna be just like you!
Rainbow Dash: Aim high, kid. But don't aim for the impossible.

Rainbow Dash: How would you describe what I just did? Would you say I was amazing?
Amethyst Star: Aren't you milking this a bit?

Twilight Sparkle: It sounds like somepony is jealous.
Spike: [writing] Rainbow Dash is jealous.
Rainbow Dash: Don't write that, Spike! [all the other ponies laugh]
Spike: [writing] Correction; Rainbow Dash is very jealous.

Sweet and EliteEdit

[Rarity is constantly switching between Twilight Sparkle's birthday party and the formal at the garden]
Rarity: [at the formal] Uhhh... I think I left the bathwater running in my suite.
Rarity: [at Twilight Sparkle's party] I really should go check on Opal.
Rarity: [at the formal] Is that Princess Celestia?
Rarity: [at Twilight Sparkle's party] I need to use the little fillies' room
Rarity: [at the formal] Can I get anypony more punch?
Rarity: [exhausted] I... have to... go to do... the... thing... with the stuff... you know...?
Rainbow Dash: [at Twilight Sparkle's party] Uh, what's with the croquet mallet?
Rarity: [muffled] What coquet mawwet?
Rainbow Dash: Duh, the one in your mouth?
Rarity: [drops the mallet, laughs nervously] Ooh, that croquet mallet!

Secret of My ExcessEdit

Rarity: Oh, be quiet! You've got nothing to be proud of! You steal everypony's things, terrorize the town, and use me as a weapon against my own friends! Which, as horrible as it is, I can almost understand because you're a dragon and all, but this! [tears off a ruined cape] This, is a crime against fashion!!

[Pinkie Pie is using cakes as projectiles to fend off Spike]
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie! Stop giving him cake!
Pinkie Pie: [angry] I'm not giving him cake! I'm assaulting him with cake!

Spike: Rarity... I need to tell you something, just in case we don't make it! I've always sort of had a crush... [Rarity stops him, and looks back at him with teary eyes]

Hearth's Warming EveEdit

Smart Cookie (AJ): Wouldn't it have been easier to use the door, Chancellor?
Chancelor Puddinghead (PP): Maybe for you, Smart Cookie. But I am a chancellor. I was elected because I know how to think outside the box. Which means [goes into the fireplace sticks her head in the chimney] I can also think inside the chimney! Can you think inside a chimney?
Smart Cookie (AJ): I...
Chancelor Puddinghead (PP): [walks by with coal soot covering her face] I didn't think so!

Commander Hurricane (RD), Princess Platinum (RA), and Chancelor Puddinghead (PP): We found our new home!
[The three notice their simultaneous claims]
Commander Hurricane (RD): I planted my flag first!
Princess Platinum (RA): Did not!
Commander Hurricane (RD): Did too!
Chancelor Puddinghead (PP): [cheerfully] I planted mine earlier than first! [her flag falls over]
Princess Platinum (RA): All of you riff-raff are trespassing on Unicornia!
Commander Hurricane (RD): The name is Pegasopolis!
Chancelor Puddinghead (PP): Earth!

Commander Hurricane (RD): Earth Ponies are numbskull!
Princess Platinum (RA): Pegasi are brutes!
Chancelor Puddinghead (PP): Unicorns are snobs!

Private Pansy (FS): Well, I don't hate you... I actually hate Commander Hurricane a lot more than I hate you guys.
Smart Cookie (AJ) and Clover the Clever (TS): [giggling]
Private Pansy (FS): Actually, I don't really hate her, I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really dislike her.

Family Appreciation DayEdit

Apple Bloom: Ready, Granny!
Granny Smith: Ready for what?
Apple Bloom: For makin' Zap Apple Jam!
Granny Smith: Darn tootin'! It's time for some good old-fashioned Zap Apple Jammin'!
Apple Bloom: Yes ma'am, I can't wait ma'am!
Granny Smith: [pauses] Wait for what?
Apple Bloom: To make Zap Apple Jam with you!
Granny Smith: O'course.

Apple Bloom: I'll be embarrassed, shamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliate-
Scootaloo: What are you, a dictionary?

Baby CakesEdit

Mr. Cake: Now, Pinkie Pie, are you sure you really understand the responsibility of watching over two babies?
Pinkie Pie: I can be responsible. Why, responsibility is my middle name. Pinkie Responsibility Pie.

[Pinkie Pie is trying to give a stand-up comedy performance for Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake]
Pinkie Pie: Hey, you're a wonderful crowd here tonight, where y'all from? [Pumpkin Cake tries to grab at the broom "microphone"] Well that's great, I used to have an ant farm, but I had to get rid of it 'cause I couldn't find tractors that small! [awkward silence] Get it? Tractors that small? [more awkward silence] The other day, I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now I can't find him! [plays a rimshot]
Pound and Pumpkin Cake: [crying]
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, tough crowd. [back at the stage] Tell me about it.

Applejack: Now how in thunderation is one of them twins a pegasus, and the other one a unicorn?
Mr. Cake: Easy. My great-great-great-great grandfather was a unicorn, and Cup Cake's great aunt's second cousin twice removed was a pegasus. That makes sense, right?
Rainbow Dash: Aw yeah, just you wait! Once little Pound Cake gets his wings going, he'll be all over the place.
Twilight Sparkle: And be careful around Pumpkin Cake.
Rarity: Baby unicorns get strange magic surges that come and go.

The Last RoundupEdit

Rainbow Dash: [gets hit by a lightning bolt] Huh?! Now, careful Derpy! [flies up to the sight of Derpy hopping on top of a storm cloud] You don't wanna do more damage than you've already done. [The top of the Town Hall collapses]
Derpy Hooves: I just don't know what went wrong! [gets electrocuted by the cloud]
Rainbow Dash: [sarcastically] Yeah, it's a mystery.

[Pinkie Pie sneaks up to Applejack at a cherry farm, trying to interrogate her]
Pinkie Pie: Have you ever had a Cherrychanga? Ooh! Sorry, that was a question.
Applejack: That kind of question is fine, Pinkie. No, I-I never had a cherrychanga.
Pinkie Pie: Well no wonder, because I made it up myself! A Cherrychanga is mashed up cherries in a tortilla that's deep fried! Cherrychanga! Great name, huh? Oh, but maybe I should call it a Chimmicherry! Ooh, that's good too. Which do you think sounds better? Cherrychanga or Chimmicherry? Or what if I combine them? Chimmi-cherry-changa! What sounds the funniest?
Pinkie Pie:: [continues tailing Applejack] I like funny words! One of my favorite funny words is "kumquat"! I didn't make that one up. I would work in a kumquat orchard just so I could say kumquat all day! Kumquat, kumquat, kumquat! And "pickle barrel"! Isn't that just the funnest thing to say? Pickle barrel! Pickle barrel! Pickle barrel! Say it with me! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Chimmi-cherry-changa!
Applejack: Nooooooo! Make it stop! Make it stop!

Pinkie Pie: Speaking of beans, did you ever realize how many words rhyme with "bean"? Clean, mean, spleen, unclean, keen, bean!

Applejack: I'm sorry, Pinkie, but I can't tell y'all the truth! I just can't!
Pinkie Pie: Well, I heard a "sorry" in there, so that’ll have to do for now. I’ll get a real apology later! [jumps off the cart] Rarity, catch me!
Rarity: What?! Pinkie! [Pinkie Pie slams into Rarity on her cart, knocking them both off]
Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow! Go back!
Rainbow Dash: No time! They knew what they were getting into!

The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000Edit

Twilight Sparkle: Isn't this exciting, Spike? Opening day of cider season!
Spike: Yeah! That means it's only thirty more days 'til sapphire season!
[Twilight and Rarity roll their eyes]

Flam: Drink up, Ponyville! Down the hatch!
[A group of ponies drink the cider, only to spit it back at the Flim-Flam Brothers]
Cherry Berry: Ahhhh, I can't get the taste off my tongue!
Sweetie Drops: Mine's got rocks in it!
Comet Tail: I wouldn't pay one cent for this dreck!
Flam: You wouldn't pay even one cent?
Crowd: No!

Applejack: Dear Princess Celestia; I wanted to share my thoughts with you. [clears throat] I didn't learn anythin'! Ha! I was right all along!

Read It And WeepEdit

Twilight Sparkle: Hey Rarity, hey Pinkie Pie, what are you looking at?
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash! Isn't she the most daring devil- I mean devilish darer- I mean-
Rarity: She's dazzling!
Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah that's a good word. She's dazzling!

Pinkie Pie: Yeah! I love reading, and my head isn't even close to the shape of an egg! It's more the shape of an apple, or maybe an orange, but a big orange, more like a grapefruit really...

Rainbow Dash: I hate to admit this to myself, and I would really hate admitting it to my friends, but... I love this story. I- I love reading! [eyes widen in realization] I'm an egghead!

Daring Do: You won't get away with this!
Ahuizotl: But I already have.

Hearts And Hooves DayEdit

Cheerilee: Would you three like to tell us why it was so very important that we meet you her-
Sweetie Belle: -Punch!
Cheerilee: Excuse me?
Sweetie Belle: Punch! We made punch. We were gonna set up a stand and try to sell it but, heh, we needed somepony to taste-test it first.
Apple Bloom: Yup.
Sweetie Belle: [hesitantly] We thought you two would be perfect together... To test it... Together. So, ah, we'll just leave you two alone... Together, to test it.

Cheerilee: Big Mac?
Big McIintosh: Eeyup?
Cheerilee: You have something stuck in your teeth.
Sweetie Belle: [emerges from a bush] Oh, come on! [Scootaloo drags her back down]

Cheerilee: He's my shmoopy-doopy sweedy-weedy pony pie!
Big McIintosh: You're my shmoopy-doopy sweedy-weedy pony pie.
Apple Bloom: Did he just say...?
[Both of them appear to be hypnotized by love]
Cheerilee: You're my cutie-patootie lovey-dovey honey-bunny!
Big McIntosh: You're my heartie-smartie smirchy-wirchy baby-waby.
Apple Bloom: Big Mac! [waves a hoof in his face] Hello?! What's going on?!

A Friend In DeedEdit

Pinkie Pie: C'mon now, Doodle, give a smile!
Cranky Doodle: Nopony calls me "Doodle"!

Pinkie Pie: Never, or never ever?
Cranky Doodle: Never ever ever ever ever!
Pinkie Pie: That's four evers. That's like, forever!

Pinkie Pie: Oh. Was that your wig?
Cranky Doodle: [growls]
Pinkie Pie: I can fix this, I can fix this! [gets out a megaphone] Hey, everypony! Does anypony have a toupee? [The other ponies around her are confused] This donkey is really, really, bald! [The other ponies laugh] What's so funny? This is serious business, everypony! Cranky needs a new wig to cover his hairless head!

Pinkie Pie: Woohoo! This is just fantastic! Ooh, now we can hang out together, and chat, and sing songs, and [gasps] party! Oh, I can throw you guys a big party! It'll be called a "Welcome to Ponyville, I found my lost love, I'm BFF's with Pinkie Pie Party" ...Or maybe something less over-the-top and not so super-hyper.

Putting Your Hoof DownEdit

Iron Will: He’s blocking your path. What are you gonna do about it?
Fluttershy: Um, politely walk around him?
Iron Will: No.
Fluttershy: Gingerly tip-toe around him?
Iron Will: No!
Fluttershy: Go back home, and try again tomorrow?

Iron Will: Never apologize when you can criticize.

Pinkie Pie: New Fluttershy? Old Fluttershy?
Rarity: What happened to nice Fluttershy? We want that Fluttershy back.
Fluttershy: No, you want wimp Fluttershy. You want pushover Fluttershy. You want "do-whatever-you-want-to-her-and-she-won't-complain" Fluttershy.
Pinkie Pie: Aaaahh! Too many Fluttershys to keep track of! Make it stop!
Fluttershy: Things getting too complicated for your simple little brain, Pinkie Pie?
[Pinkie Pie looks hurt by her words]
Rarity: [angrily] Now stop right there! Let's not let things descend into petty insults.
Fluttershy: Why not? I thought petty is what you're all about, Rarity. With your petty concerns about fashion.
[Rarity gasps in shock]
Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave her alone! Fashion is her passion!
Fluttershy: Oh, and what are you passionate about? Birthday cake? Party hats? [Pinkie Pie retreats] I can't believe that the two most frivilous ponies in Ponyville are telling New Fluttershy how to live her life when they're throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits THAT NOPONY ELSE GIVES A FLYING FEATHER ABOUT!
Pinkie Pie: [in tears] Looks like nasty Fluttershy is here to stay!
Rarity: [also in tears] I can't believe what that monster Iron Will has done to you.
[Rarity and Pinkie Pie run away crying]
Fluttershy: Iron Will's not a monster ... [screams] HE'S A MINOTAUR!! [sees her reflection on Rarity and Pinkie Pie's tear puddle; regretful] ...I´m the monster.

Pinkie Pie: Old Pinkie Pie's not so sure New Fluttershy is such a good idea after all.
Rarity: Old Rarity agrees.

It's About TimeEdit

Twilight Sparkle: Who are you? I mean, you're me, but I'm me too. How can there be two 'me's? It's not scientifically possible. You are not scientifically possible!
Future Twilight Sparkle: Twilight, please! I have a very important message for you from the future!
Twilight Sparkle: You're from the future?!
Future Twilight Sparkle: That's right, now listen-
Twilight Sparkle: What happened to you? The future must be awful.
Future Twilight Sparkle: Please! I don't have much time!

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie: Yes, Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Do you have a ball I could borrow?
Pinkie Pie: [goes to a tree and takes a ball out of a crack] I have balls stashed all over Ponyville! In case of ball emergencies...

Spike: Uh, Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] What is it, Spike?
Spike: Isn't this where we came in?
Pinkie Pie: Cool! Can we climb in the window again? That was super fun!

Twilight Sparkle: Wow, I knew you were good with animals, but this is amazing.
Fluttershy: Aww, he's just a big furry guy who got out of his yard, that's all. Right, Cerberus? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

Dragon QuestEdit

Rarity: Yes. You've got something those dreadfully fierce dragons can only dream of.
Spike: [excited] What's that?
Rarity: The cutest wittle chubby cheeks!

[Rarity rolls out a red carpet with confetti in front of a trench, wearing a purple and gold camouflage-inspired outfit]
Rarity: Well... what do you think? Am I the toast of the trench or what?
Applejack: [whispering] You'll be toast alright, when the dragons see you parading around in that getup.
Twilight Sparkle: [whispering] You look very nice, Rarity, but could you maybe look nice down here in the trench with us?
Rarity: Nice is an understatement. I look fabulous! Who says camouflage has to be drab?

Spike: Count me out. I've gotta get an early start!
Rarity: An early start?
Spike: Yes! I'm going on a quest of self-discovery! I'm going to learn what it means to be a dragon! And the only way I'm gonna do that is to join the Dragon Migration!
Twilight Sparkle, Rarity and Rainbow Dash: What?!?

Garble: [about the poorly built dragon costume] Who's this weirdo?
Purple dragon: I think he's Crackle's cousin.
[Crackle is shown to be an actual dragon which looks exactly like the costume]
Crackle: Graaarp!
Garble: Oh, that would explain it.

Hurricane FluttershyEdit

[film projector running]
[old music begins playing]
Film announcer: Every living thing depends on the life-giving nourishment of rainwater, and it is up to Cloudsdale to provide rain-filled clouds to every corner of Equestria. But how, one pony might ask, does Cloudsdale gather all this extra water? Tornado power! That's right, Pegasi-driven tornado power! A team of Pegasi combine their wing power to create a jumbo tornado, powerful enough to pull water out of the local reservoir and funnel it all the way up to Cloudsdale! Remember, Pegasi, your jumbo tornado must reach a minimum of eight hundred wing power to lift that water up to Cloudsdale. So, the next time you're wondering "Where does all that extra rainwater come from?", just remem–- buuurrr...
[music and voice suddenly halt, and the film gets destroyed]
Pegasi: [confused chatter]
Spike: Uh... intermission?

Cloudchaser: What exactly does this machine do?
Twilight Sparkle: This is an anemometer. It measures your accelerative velocity and translates it into wing power, thus gauging your cumulative H2O anti-gravitational potential. Any other questions?
Flitter: Yeah. [to Spike] What exactly does this machine do?
Spike: It tells you how fast you're flying and how strong your wings are.

Fluttershy: [crying over failing to meet the wingpower level Rainbow Dash needs for the tornado. A squirrel comes up and offers Fluttershy an acorn] Thank you, but I don't think a couple of nuts will solve my big flying problem. [the animals chatter] I tried, but you should have seen those ponies laughing at me. [a group of birds try to lift Fluttershy's hair off of her face] I know it's important to have confidence in myself. [a badger chatters to Fluttershy] Yes, I do remember. The river was swelling- and you were scared. I did tell you to never give up, and to believe in yourself. You're right, my friends! I won't give up. I'll get my confidence back, and show everypony that I am a good flyer. A great flyer!

Fluttershy: Oh, Rainbow Dash, I just can't do it! I can't fly!
Rainbow Dash: What are you talking about? Just last week, you went into that wicked nosedive to save a falling baby bird right before it hit the ground.
Fluttershy: But that was different! That was an emergency, but this whole tornado thing, it's more like a performance. And you know how I hate performing in front of others. Don't you remember Flight Camp? I couldn't gallop hard or fly fast. Not with everypony looking at me.
Rainbow Dash: It wasn't that bad.
Fluttershy: You're right. It wasn't bad. It was horrible! [Fluttershy flash backs to practicing in Flight Camp, with her wings locking up after the coach nudges her off the cloud platform. She crash-lands into the clouds below] All the other foals used to tease me... a lot!
Foals: Fluttershy! Fluttershy! Fluttershy can hardly fly!
Fluttershy: [flashback ends] I just can't risk that sort of humiliation again!
Rainbow Dash: Suck it up, Fluttershy! This is no time for- I mean, confidence or no confidence, I'm going to need every pegasus to practice in order to break the record, including you. I'm gonna need all the wingpower I can get.
Fluttershy: [sadly] I don't think so, Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: [disappointed] Thanks anyway.
Fluttershy: Wait! I'll do it.
Rainbow Dash: [perks up excitedly] You will?
Fluttershy: I will.
Rainbow Dash: You're game?
Fluttershy: I'm game.
Rainbow Dash: [scooping Fluttershy up in a hug] All right!

Ponyville ConfidentialEdit

Applejack: [reading the tabloid] “Applejack, asleep on the job!” Can y'all believe this?! And this one [sees a picture of Big McIntosh playing with the Smarty Pants doll from "Lesson Zero"]: “Big McIntosh – what's he hiding?” Who the hay does this Gabby Gums think she is?
Twilight Sparkle: Listen to this one. “Twilight Sparkle: I was a Canterlot snob. A well-placed scaly source close to the prissy pony says Twilight Sparkle thinks Ponyville is nothing but muddy roads and low-class rubes.”

Twilight Sparkle: We've got to put a stop to this once and for all! Sweetie Belle's on the newspaper staff. Maybe she knows who Gabby Gums is!
Rarity: [gasps] My sister would never associate with anyone as beastly as Gabby Gums! I resent you even suggesting such a thing, Twilight! Why, she's the most innocent, most lovely-
[Cuts back to Carusel Boutique, where Rarity finds her diary in Sweetie Belle's bag]
Rarity: -most evil pony in Equestria!

MMMystery on the Friendship ExpressEdit

Pinkie Pie: Well the tastiest treat of all is sure to be the Cakes' Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. All that rich, creamy goodness of the marzipan combined with the tart and tanginess of the mascarpone, blended perfectly with the smooth silky sweetness of the meringue. That's why I call the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness the "MMMM"!
All: MMMM!

Pinkie Pie: [snores] Huh? What? [gasps] The cake! Oh MMMM, you look mmmm-marvelous.
Twilight Sparkle: Whoa!
Pinkie Pie: I know. I think some congratulations are in order for a job well done.
Twilight Sparkle: Um, you better hold off on giving yourself an award just yet Pinkie... look!
Pinkie Pie: Look at what? Huh? [gasps]

[Twilight Sparkle has determined that the thief is a unicorn wearing false eyelashes, per evidence found]

Twilight Sparkle: Has anypony else noticed that Rarity is wearing her hair rather differently today?
Rarity: [gasps] What? Is it a crime to change one's style every now and again? Why, I think it's a crime not to.
Twilight Sparkle: Really? [uses magic to lift the hair covering Rarity's left eye, revealing a missing eyelash]
Rarity: Fine, I'm guilty! I wear false eyelashes!! [pauses] ...Oh, and I took a bite of the cake.

A Canterlot Wedding part 1Edit

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, great news. That I just got from a wedding invitation! Not from my brother, but from a piece of paper! Thanks a lot, Shining Armor. I mean, really, he couldn't tell me personally? [sarcastically, using a sandwich as a puppet] Hey, Twilight, just thought you should know I'm making a really big decision that changes everything. Oh, nevermind, you'll hear about it when you get the invitation.
Twilight Sparkle: Princess Mi Amore Cadenza? Who in the hoof is that?! [snorts]

Twilight Sparkle: Shining Armor's in real trouble! You have to help-
[The rest of the ponies continue chattering. Twilight Sparkle notices their outfits]
Twilight Sparkle: Dresses? What are you..?!
Fluttershy: Can you believe it? We're gonna be Princess Mi Amore Cadenza's new bridesmaids!
Twilight Sparkle: "New" bridesmaids? What happened to her old bridesmaids?
Applejack: She didn't say. But she did tell us that she would love, love, love it if we'd fill in for them.

Twilight Sparkle: And I'm sure it's the result of being an awful pony who doesn't deserve to even know Shining Armor let alone marry him!
Applejack: Think maybe you're being just a tiny bit possessive of your brother?
Rest of main cast: Uh-huh.
Twilight Sparkle: I am not being possessive, and I am not taking it out on Cadance! You're all just too caught up in your wedding planning to notice that maybe there shouldn't even [pounds hoof on table] be a wedding!

Princess Cadance: [about the bridesmaids' dresses] And those should be a different color.
Twinkleshine: I think they're lovely.
Minuette: Me too!
Lyra Heartstrings: I love them.
Princess Cadance: [angrily] Make them a different color.

Shining Armor: You want to know why my eyes went all [bells jangling]? Nuh! Because ever since I started having to perform my protection spell, I've been getting terrible migraines. Cadance hasn't been casting spells on me. She's been using her magic to heal me!
Twilight Sparkle: :[inhales]
Shining Armor: And she decided to replace her bridesmaids because she found out the only reason they wanted to be in the wedding was so that they could meet Canterlot royalty! And if she hasn't been on her best behavior with your [stomps hoof] friends, it's because with me being so busy, she's had to make all the decisions about the wedding!
Twilight Sparkle: I was just trying to–
Shining Armor: She's been completely stressed out because it's really important to her that her big day be perfect! Something that obviously wasn't important to you. [Twilight gasps] Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and comfort my bride. And you can forget about being my best mare. In fact, if I were you, I wouldn't show up to the wedding at all.
Applejack: C'mon, y'all. Let's go check on the princess.
[The rest of Twilight's friends; including Spike, leave her]
Twilight Sparkle: I was-
Princess Celestia: [coldy] You have a lot to think about.
[The wedding hall doors slam, leaving Twilight alone]

Twilight Sparkle: [left alone after she drove off Cadance, Shining Armor, her friends and Princess Celestia by claiming Cadance was evil] Maybe I was too overprotective [of Shining Armor]. I could have gained a sister; but instead, I just lost a brother. [after singing a reprise of "BBBFF", Cadance comes back, and strokes Twilight's hair] I'm sorry.
Princess Cadance: [menacingly] You WILL be! [sends Twilight sinking down into the mines of the castle, while smirking evily]

A Canterlot Wedding part 2Edit

Princess Cadance: No! Wait! Ugh! Please! Don't hurt me! Twilight, it's me! Please, you have to believe me. I've been imprisoned like you. The Cadance who brought you down here was an imposter.
Twilight Sparkle: Likely story!
Princess Cadance: Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake. Clap your hooves...
Twilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance: ...and do a little shake.
Twilight Sparkle: You remember me!
Princess Cadance: Of course I do. How could I forget the filly I loved to sit for the most?

Applejack: A -Ah don't understand. How can there be two of them?
Princess Cadance: She's a changeling. She takes the form of somepony you love and gains power by feeding off you're love for them.
["Cadance" disposes her disguise and transforms into Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings. She laughs]
Queen Chrysalis: Right you are, Princess. And as queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has more love than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain more power than we have ever dreamed of!

Queen Chrysalis: Soon, my changeling army will break through. First, we take Canterlot. And then, all of Equestria!
Princess Celestia: No. You won't. You may have made it impossible for Shining Armor to perform his spell, but now that you have so foolishly revealed your true self, I can protect my subjects from you!
[Celestia and Chrysalis engage in a beam battle. Chrysalis ends up winning and Celestia lands on the floor, her horn burnt and her crown loose. The wedding audience gasps in horror.]
Twilight Sparkle: PRINCESS CELESTIA!!!!
[Twilight runs to her. Her friends follow her.]
Queen Chrysalis: Ah! Shining Armor's love for you is even stronger than I thought! Consuming it has made me even more powerful than Celestia!
Princess Celestia: The Elements of Harmony. You must get to them, and use their power to defeat the queen.

[A Changeling, about to attack Pinkie Pie, transforms into Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy]
Pinkie Pie: Oh! Oh! Do me, do me!
[The changeling rolls its eyes, then turns into Pinkie Pie]
Pinkie Pie: Meh, I've seen better. [grabs Twilight and uses her as a Gatling Gun]

[Celestia wakes up from being unconscious only to find herself trapped in a cocoon. Three Changelings fly from where she is]
Princess Cadance: You won't get away with this! Twilight and her friends will--
[At that moment, the doors to the wedding hall open, revealing that the changelings captured The Mane Six, two of them holding Rainbow Dash by the front hooves.]
Queen Chrysalis: You were saying?

Queen Chrysalis: [laughing] It's funny, really. Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. [Twilight slaps her hoof from her chin] Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct! [laughing]
Applejack: Sorry, Twi. We should've listened to you.
Twilight Sparkle: It's not your fault. She fooled everypony.
Queen Chrysalis: Hmm, I did, didn't I?
This day has been just perfect,
The kind of day which I dreamed since I was small.
Everpony I'll soon control.
Every stallion, mare, and foal.
Who says a girl can't really have it all?

[After the Changelings have been driven out of Canterlot, Princess Celestia is free from her cocoon as Twilight rushes over to help her.]
Princess Celestia: [warmly] Don't worry about me. I'm fine. You have a real wedding to put together.
[Twilight smiles warmly.]

Season 3Edit

The Crystal Empire - Part 1Edit

Shining Armor: Twily! You made it. We better get moving. There are things out here we really don't want to run into after dark.
Fluttershy: [gulps] What kind of things?
Shining Armor: Let's just say the empire... isn't the only thing that's returned.
Shining Armor: Something keeps trying to get in! We think it's the unicorn king who originally cursed the place.
Twilight Sparkle: But Princess Celestia said I was being sent here to find a way to protect the empire! If King Sombra can't get in, then it must already be protected. [roar]
Fluttershy: [gasps] Th-That's one of the things, isn't it?
Shining Armor: Guh. We have to get to the Crystal Empire. Now.

Applejack: Sorry, Twilight. These crystal ponies seem to have some kind of collective amnesia or something. Only thing I was able to get out of them was something about a library.
Twilight Sparkle: [excitedly] A library? Well why didn't you say so?
Applejack: Uh, thought I just did...

The Crystal Empire - Part 2Edit

[Twilight Sparkle opens a door at the bottom of the staircase with dark magic, revealing a negative vision of the future]

Princess Celestia: What are you doing here?
Twilight Sparkle: I don't know! I opened the door and-
Princess Celestia: And now you must go.
Twilight Sparkle: Go where?
Princess Celestia: Doesn't matter to me. You failed the test, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: I don't understand! The test-
Princess Celestia: Not only will you not move on to the next level of your studies, you won't continue your studies at all.
Twilight Sparkle: I... you didn't say anything about no longer being your student if I failed!
Princess Celestia: Didn't I?
Twilight Sparkle: But... what do I do now?!

Rainbow Dash: Who wants a flugelhorn?
Pinkie Pie: I want a flugelhorn!
Rainbow Dash: [frustrated] Who else wants a flugelhorn?
Pinkie Pie: [screaming] I want a flugelhorn!!

Rarity: [to Applejack] I am running out of weaving materials for the Traditional Crafts booths! I just made a hat out of three pieces of hay and a drinking straw! I made it work, but still!

Too Many Pinkie PiesEdit

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! What in the wide, wide world of Equestria are you doing now?

Pinkie Pie: Oh, but wait; I just told myself to not talk to myself any more. I should say something to her. Or, would that still be talking to myself? Excuse me, me? Can I have a word with you? Uh, I mean, me? Listen, I can see you're having lots of fun, but-
Pinkie Pie duplicate: Fun?! Did somebody say fun? Where?

Pinkie Pie: Okay, between the bunch of us, we should have every nook and cranny of fun in Ponyville covered, at all times. An unprecedented and massive undertaking! But first, a pop quiz on the names I taught you! [flips through drawings on a noteboard]
Pinkie Pie duplicates: Applejack! Fluttershy! Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Excellent. Okay, let's get on with this, folks. Fan out on three. One- [everyone quickly leaves] Eh, good enough.

Pinkie Pie duplicate 1: [sees the orange-frog that Twilight had made earlier in a window] Is that... Is that a frog crossed with an orange?
Pinkie Pie duplicate 2: Cool!
Pinkie Pie duplicate 3: Where? [all three clones are zapped back to the pond by Twilight Sparkle]
Pinkie Pie duplicate 4: [to another clone] Look what I can do with my hooves! [inflates fingers out of a hoof; both are zapped away]
Pinkie Pie duplicate 5: Betcha can't make a face crazier than... THIS! [makes a Generation Three face; is zapped away]

One Bad AppleEdit

Apple Bloom: What... just happened?
Scootaloo: I think Babs just went to the dark side.
Sweetie Belle: We have to tell Applejack!
Apple Bloom: No! We're not snitches!
Scootaloo: Yeah, and we're not babies!
Sweetie Belle: Then... why do I feel like crying?

[The Cutie Mark Crusaders are trying to get into Pinkie Pie's lettuce-shaped float]
Scootaloo: Pinkie Pie, let us in!
Pinkie Pie: [laughs] Funny joke!
Apple Bloom: No, really! Let- us- in!
Pinkie Pie: Ohhh! Here!

Sweetie Belle: [reading] We, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, elect Babs Seed to join us as a sister, friend, [unsurely] confidant, ally, bosom buddy, gal pal, comforter, chum'o'chums...
Scootaloo: [clears throat]
Sweetie Belle: Well you wrote this!
Scootaloo: Oh, uh, yeah...
Sweetie Belle: ...Homegirl, Amigo, blah blah blah blah blah... Oh, yes, here. ...and fellow Cutie Mark Crusader! You are solemnly sworn in, here this day, in witness of your fellow sisters, friends, confidants, bosom buddies, compadres...
Scootaloo: [interrupts] Congratulations! [quickly, under her breath] Gotta remember to revise that.

Magic DuelEdit

Spike: Your magic has really improved since we came to Ponyville, Twilight. Princess Celestia's going to love it.
Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, Spike. I have to be at my best when she arrives with the delegates from Saddle Arabia. I can't believe she's trusting me with the entertainment.

[thud]

Rainbow Dash: Twilight! Come quick! It's an emergency!
Trixie: I became a laughing stock! Everywhere I went I was laughed at and ostracized! I even had to take a job on a rock farm just to earn a living! A rock farm!
Pinkie Pie: Hey! You're lucky a rock farm would take the likes of you! [Trixie drags Pinkie Pie's mouth into a trash bin]

[Snips and Snails are pulling a wheel-less cart ridden by Trixie]

Trixie: Pull you fools! [whips Snips and Snails] Somepony set off the magic forcefield, and Trixie intends to punish them!
Snips: [struggling] But wouldn't it be faster if we had some ... wheels?
Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't trust wheels. Now pull faster!
Snails: Yes, I'm tellin' you Snips! She's getting weirder and weirder!

Fluttershy: [being dragged away by animals] Oh, this is me being brave! I wanna be brave at home, locked in my closet, with my teddy bear!

Trixie: But what about the pony with the ten instruments?
Twilight Sparkle: That's not magic, that was just Pinkie Pie.

Sleepless In PonyvilleEdit

Apple Bloom: Well, duh! Of course you can go!
Sweetie Belle: And I'll get Rarity to come too! [unsurely] Rarity loves camping!
[Back at Rarity's studio]
Rarity: I despise camping! All of that... urrgh... nature.
Sweetie Belle: Applejack's going with her little sister. But, y'know, if you don't wanna spend time with me... [puts on a sad "puppy-dog" face]
Rarity: [tries to resist for a moment] ...Oh, all right! Ooh! Of course, I will need to find an outfit more appropriate for "roughing it". Ooh!
Sweetie Belle: [to Scootaloo and Apple Bloom, hiding in a closet] See? Told you she'd wanna go.

Rainbow Dash: Okay, everybody get comfortable, 'cause I'm about to tell you the best story you've ever heard.
Scootaloo: Is it about the time when Rarity had wings, and then they got ruined, and then you saved her from plummeting to her doom?
Rainbow Dash: Okay, maybe it's the second best story you've ever heard. But it's also one of the scariest. You like scary stories, don't you? It all happened on a night just like this one, in a forest, just like this...

[after some time has passed]

Rainbow Dash: And then, the olden pony asked "Who's got my rusty horseshoe?".
Sweetie Belle: [scared] Not me!
Rainbow Dash: [points at Scootaloo] You do! [Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle jump up screaming, while Scootaloo flinches]

Princess Luna: Everypony has fears, Scootaloo. Everypony must face them in their own way. But they must be faced, or the nightmares will continue.

Scootaloo: [confessing] I'm so, so sorry Rainbow Dash. I just wanted you to hang out with me and see how cool I was so you'd take me under your wing and teach me everything you know and become like my big sister. But then you started telling all those spooky stories, and I got scared! [upset] I thought I heard the Headless Horse so I ran out here by myself, and... [cries for a moment] I guess you know all the rest.
Rainbow Dash: Hey, I'm gonna tell you something, but, if you ever tell anypony else, I'm gonna deny it. First time I heard those stories... [looks around] I was scared too.
Scootaloo: [sniffling] You were?
Rainbow Dash: Sure! I mean, I got over it because I realized, pretty quick, that if there was such thing as a Headless Horse, I could totally take it on. So, you're looking for somepony to take you under their wing, huh?
Scootaloo: Mm-hmm.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I might be up for something like that. [Opens her wing, takes Scootaloo under it]

Wonderbolts AcademyEdit

Pinkie Pie: Wait! If I'm not here when Rainbow Dash's letter arrives, I won't be able to read it right away, and if I don't read it right away I won't be able to write her back right away, and if I don't write her back right away, she might think I didn't get her letter and then she might worry about loss and then she's worried about her letter, she'll be distracted and if she's distracted then she won't do well in the Academy and if she doesn't do well in the Academy, then she'll get kicked out and if she gets kicked out she'll never get to be a Wonderbolt and if she never gets to be a Wonderbolt all her dreams will be crushed! And it'll be ALL. MY. FAULT!
Applejack: So... in other words, you're stickin' by the mailbox.
Pinkie Pie: Yup.

Rainbow Dash: A hoofbump? Seriously? You made me clip my wing. You send half of our class into serious tail-spins on the obstacle course. You unleashed a tornado that nearly demolished my friends!
Lightning Dust: ...Yeah. And?
Rainbow Dash: And I get that you want to be the best. So do I! But you're going about it in the wrong way.

Spitfire: [sitting at her desk looking over file] This better be important. You're supposed to be up there busting clouds with your partner.
Rainbow Dash: We're done with that, ma'am.
Spitfire: Already!? [looks at a clock on the wall] That's an academy record! Explain your methods.
Rainbow Dash: That's why I'm here, ma'am. Lightning Dust decided to use a tornado.
Spitfire: A bit excessive for cloud-busting, but judging from your time, it was obviously an effective tactic.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, well that "effective tactic" nearly took out my friends!! No disrespect, ma'am, but there's a difference between pushing yourself as hard as you can and being reckless. And if being reckless gets rewarded around here, if that's what it means to be a Wonderbolt, then I don't want any part of it.
Spitfire: What are you saying, newbie?
Rainbow Dash: [lays her wing pony badge on desk] I quit. [Spitfire stunned; leaves office, looks back fearfully]

Spitfire: Rainbow Dash! How dare you storm out of my office without giving me a chance to respond?! The Wonderbolts are looking for the best flyers in Equestria, but you were right. Being the best should never come at the expense of our fellow ponies. It's not just about pushing ourselves. It's about pushing ourselves in the right direction. You've shown that you're capable of doing just that. You're no wing pony, Rainbow Dash, you're a leader.
Rainbow Dash: Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!
Spitfire: Now get out there and give me twenty!
Rainbow Dash: Yes ma'am.

Apple Family ReunionEdit

Waiter: Hey, where did all them apple fritters go? [hears chewing sounds, looks under table to find Applejack] And who are you, little one?
Baby Applejack: I'm Applejack! More apple fwitters? [the waiter smiles]
Granny Smith: [to Apple Bloom] ...and that's how we found out your sister had the appetite of a full-grown stallion!

Applejack: Alrighty, ponies! Ready to have some fun?
Babs Seed: Whoa, is that the finish line? It's like a mile away or somethin'!
Applejack: Actually, that's just the marker where you go on to the next leg of the race.
Apple Bloom: There's more?
Applejack: Much more. Trust me, I have put together somethin' you are never gonna forget. After the seven-legged race you're gonna wanna hurry up and head over here, where you'll be bobbin' for apples!
[splash]
Applejack: Then you'll run around these trees fifty times until you're real good and dizzy, then you'll jump these big wooden hurdles, and then there's the final leg, where you'll balance plates on your head while sayin' “Pappy pony picked a pluck of prickly pluffnuggets” over and over and over again. Last pony standin' wins!
Apple Bloom: ...Seriously?
Applejack: Seriously! C'mon, y'all, let's start makin' some memories! On your mark... get set... go!

Granny Smith: How long you had those new chompers, Auntie Applesauce?
Auntie Applesauce: A lady never reveals the age of her teeth.
Apple Rose: [rolling her eyes] Ugh...
Auntie Applesauce: Don’t you roll your eyes at me, Miss Apple Rose! I imagine you two think I have forgotten what you did to my parasol six reunions ago?
Granny Smith: [giggles] We were just usin’ it to help break open that piñata.

Spike at Your ServiceEdit

Rainbow Dash: AJ, Rarity, what's happening?
Rarity: Applejack saved Spike's life and now he has to serve her forever.
Rainbow Dash: Sweet! What are you having him do? Wash your laundry? Clean your room? Help you with your unfinished novel? Mine's about this awesome pegasus who's the best flyer ever, and becomes the captain of the Wonderbolts!
Rarity: However did you come up with that ingeniously woven intricate plotline?
Rainbow Dash: Just came to me.

Spike: Maybe Applejack needs help realizing what she needs help with! Like, maybe her back itches!
Applejack: Huuuuh, that does feel... good...
Spike: [laughs] See? Or you might need help remembering your favorite song! [singing] Dragon is the finest creature ever, there's more to him than just guarding treasure!

Applejack: Alright, y'all, here's the deal. Spike needs to save my life.
Pinkie Pie: And you want us to shoot you out of a cannon towards a hornet's nest and give Spike a butterfly net so he can catch you mere seconds before you hit the nest and are stung by a thousand angry hornets! [puts on a moustache] I'll wear this moustache.
Applejack: No. I am gonna be attacked by a timberwolf!
Everyone else: [gasps]
Pinkie Pie: Can I still wear the moustache?

Pinkie Pie: Just one question?
Applejack: Yes? [Pinkie Pie's moustache re-appears] No.
Pinkie Pie: Meh, suit yourself! [kicks away the net, nest and party cannon]

Keep Calm and Flutter OnEdit

Spike: But I still don’t get why the Princess would be so late.
Twilight Sparkle: She’s bringing an important visitor. That could be part of it.
Rainbow Dash: A visitor who is important and slow!
Rarity: Maybe it’s somepony so terribly important, she still had many more terribly important things to do before she got here.
Spike: [tugging Twilight's tail] Maybe the visitor has a deer antler, a goat leg, a bat wing, and a snake tail!
Twilight Sparkle: [rolling her eyes] Yeah, right. That’s Discord.
Rarity: Why in the wide wide world of Equestria would Princess Celestia bring along someone like that?
Spike: M-M-M-Maybe you should ask...her!

Applejack: What’s he goin’ on about now?
Fluttershy: Good news. Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth has agreed to take his dam apart and move it.
Applejack: Well, it’s about time! My apple trees are so waterlogged, I can practically hear ’em gargle!
[Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth chatters]
Fluttershy: But he says first you’ll have to apologize for calling him a nuisance.
Applejack: Apologize?! He’s lucky I didn’t call him a varmint!
[Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth chatters angrily]
Fluttershy: [gasps] Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth! Such language!
[Pause]
Applejack: Fine, fine. I apologize.
[Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth starts taking the dam apart]

Princess Celestia: I'm fully aware that the last time Discord was here, he created serious havoc.
Rainbow Dash: If by "serious havoc" you mean "turning Ponyville into the chaos capital of the world"...
Rarity: ...and tricking us all into being the opposite of our true selves...
Pinkie Pie: And making yummy delicious chocolate milk rain all over the place without a single dollop of whipped cream to go with it anywhere in sight! Not a single dollop!

Rainbow Dash: You big liar!
Discord: Now, look who's a liar. Anyone can plainly see that I'm not big at all. [camera zooms out to reveal he made himself smaller on the couch]

Rainbow Dash: Ugh, I can't believe we're having a dinner party with Discord!
Rarity: This evening is sure to be a disaster. Glad I didn't bother wearing my fanciest outfit.
Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy thinks this is the way to reform Discord and asked us to give it a chance.
[door opens]
Discord: Oh, our pony guests! [upper class voice] We're so delighted that you've come. Please, do come in.
Fluttershy: See what a beautiful job he did helping? Discord set the entire table himself. I'm so proud.
Discord: May I take your... [clears throat] hats, ladies?
Twilight Sparkle: Hang on to your elements, girls. It's gonna be a bumpy night.

Discord: [scared] The stare?! Oh, no, please! Not that! Anything but your dissaproving eyeballs! [laughs]

Just for SidekicksEdit

[Spike overhears Scootaloo in the Cutie Mark Crusaders' treehouse]
Scootaloo: Has anyone seen Tank's head? Where's its head?!?
[Spike drops everything and runs in]
Spike: [angrily] What have you done to the turtle!?
[Scootaloo and Tank are covered in paint, Tank's head pops out of its shell]
Scootaloo: Ohhhh, I totally forgot he could do that.

Sweetie Belle: So we could hear all about the Crystal Empire, and find out if you brought us one of the crystal snowglobes that they sell at the train station!
Rarity: How did you know about the snowglobes?
Sweetie Belle: Um... lucky guess?

Applejack: My dogs are barking.
[As she sits down, Winona's bark can be heard]
Applejack: Did y'all hear that? They really are!

Games Ponies PlayEdit

Twilight Sparkle: I need to speak to the Princess.
Rarity: You can't! You mustn't! She's in the middle of a delicate conditioning rinse that must go perfectly if there's to be any hope for her hair!
Twilight Sparkle: Come on, how bad can it be?
Rarity: Imagine her mane turned into a porcupine.
Twilight Sparkle: Eww.

Pinkie Pie: [unsurely] So, you see this here? This, um, this is um, a big, round room. It's known for its roundness, and bigness, and did I mention that it's round?
Ms. Peachbottom: I think they call it a rotunda...? A small, confining, rotunda...
Pinkie Pie: [blows a raspberry] Whatever! Round is round, am I right?

Rainbow Dash: [sigh] You know? It feels good to help others get something you always wanted but never had. Almost as good as getting it yourself. Almost.

Magical Mystery CureEdit

Applejack: Twilight...? Is that you?
[Twilight unveils her new wings to her friends with a white flash]
Rest of main cast: [gasps]
Applejack: What... I've never seen anything like it!
Rainbow Dash: Ha! Twilight's got wings! Awesome, a new flying buddy!
Rarity: Why, you've become an Alicorn. I didn't even know that was possible!
Pinkie Pie: Alicorn party! [blows party kazoo] [crowd cheering]
Fluttershy: Wow... you look just like a princess!
Princess Celestia: That's because she is a princess.
Main Cast: Huh?
Pinkie Pie: Hold on a second! [drinks] [does a spit-take]

Twilight Sparkle: A little while ago, my teacher and mentor Princess Celestia sent me to live in Ponyville. She sent me to study friendship, which is something I didn't really care much about. But now, on a day like today, I can honestly say I wouldn't be standing here if it weren't for the friendships I've made with all of you. Each one of you taught me something about friendship, and for that, I will always be grateful. Today, I consider myself the luckiest pony in Equestria. Thank you, friends. Thank you, everypony!

Shining Armor: Twilight! I'm so proud of you!
Twilight Sparkle: Are you crying?
Shining Armor: Of course not, it's liquid pride. Totally different thing.

Season 4Edit

Princess Twilight Sparkle, Part OneEdit

Rarity: Don't be so modest. It's everypony's dream to someday wear a crown and have their coronation ceremony preserved in stained glass for all to see.
Rainbow Dash: I don't know if it's everypony's dream.
Pinkie Pie: Most of my dreams are about frosting! [licks her lips, giggles]

Discord: Ladies, ladies, I'm innocent. Would I lie to you?
Mane Six except Fluttershy: YES!!
Fluttershy: Um, maybe?

Princess Twilight Sparkle, Part TwoEdit

Discord: Oh, I do hope she breaks into a song this time!

Spike: Are we there yet?
Twilight Sparkle: I don't know where we are. We're lost. I never should have left my friends.
Spike: We can't just give up. Maybe if I climb up there, I'll be able to spot them. well what do you know? Twilight?

Castle-Mane-iaEdit

Pinkie Pie: This is the most daring dare anypony ever dared dare another pony to dare!
[Rainbow Dash and Applejack are covered in bees]
Rainbow Dash and Applejack: Huh?
Pinkie Pie: It's exciting!

Pinkie Pie: Hey, you guys! Did you know I can totally play the organ? Because I didn't!

Daring Don'tEdit

Rarity: I hope A.K. Yearling's alright!
Twilight Sparkle: Oh no! What if something terrible happened to her?
Rainbow Dash: I know! There might be no more books! [Twilight glares at Rainbow Dash; awkwardly] Uhh, but, of course, I'd be worried about her, too. Heh.

Twilight Sparkle: We're going to need a carefully thought-out plan.
Rainbow Dash: I'm coming, Daring Do!
Twilight Sparkle: That's not a plan!

Daring Do: Have I mentioned yet that I work alone?
Rainbow Dash: Have I mentioned yet that you're lucky I don't?

Flight To The FinishEdit

Scootaloo: So... what's special about Ponyville? It's... It's... I got it! It's a place where different kinds of ponies live together as friends!
Apple Bloom: Earth ponies like me!
Sweetie Belle: Unicorns like me!
Scootaloo: And Pegasi like me!

Scootaloo: But we're winners! And we have hearts..
Silver Spoon: Sure, but you know what you don't have?
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon: Your cutie marks! Blank flanks, blank flanks, blank flanks!

Ms. Harshwhinny: Professionalism, Ms. Dash. I must insist. If you want to keep your job as coach of these ponies, you must maintain a professional attitude and keep your emotions in check. Am I making myself absolutely, one hundred percent crystal clear?
Rainbow Dash: Yes, Ms. Harshwhinny. Y'know, 'professionalism' is my middle name. Rainbow Professionalism Dash.

Power PoniesEdit

Spike: Holy new personas, ponies!

Spike: Fluttershy, we need you! You have to power up!
Fluttershy: I'm sorry, it's just that nothing is making me mad.
[A firefly buzzes by, Mane-iac whips it down]
Fluttershy: Oh, goodness! Are you okay? [to the Mane-iac] Are you kidding me? I mean, I know you're evil and everything, but, you hurt a teensy, little, harmless firefly?! REALLY?! WELL YOU'RE ARE JUST A GREAT, BIG MEANIE! [voice getting deeper] THERE! I SAID IT! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL?! LIKE THE RULES OF COMMON COURTESY DON'T APPLY TO YOU?! [voice getting even deeper] WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON SOMEPONY YOUR OWN SIZE?!?!? [She transforms into a spoof of the Incredible Hulk, and roars. Mane-Iac shoots her with her blow dryer cannon, but Fluttershy (in her Hulk-form) deflects it, hitting her instead]
Mane-Iac:WHOOOAA!!!

[Fluttershy hops Mane-Iac's cannon and destroys it with her Hulk-like strength; the others watch, utterly speechless.]

Bats!Edit

Rarity: Uh, Fluttershy, sweetness, please come down, and... do stop being a vampire bat.

Rarity Takes ManehattenEdit

Rarity: First place?

Applejack: Wow! That was even better than I imagined
Rainbow Dash: [flying and looping] I loved it!
Rainbow Dash: [flutters down and folds arms] I mean, It was alright.

Pinkie Apple PieEdit

Granny Smith: Has anypony seen my travellin' bonnet?
Apple Bloom: Isn't that it on your head? [awkward pause]
Granny Smith: No!
Apple Bloom: It looks an awful lot like—
Granny Smith: Well, it ain't! An' that's final!

Pinkie Pie: Look at me! I'm part of the Apple family too! I'm arguing! Argue, argue, argue! Bicker, bicker! [laughs]

Rainbow FallsEdit

Bulk Biceps: [screaming] "P" IS FOR RAINBOW DASH!!!
Fluttershy: [whispering] Um, "Rainbow Dash" actually starts with an 'R'.
Bulk Biceps: [screaming] NEVER MIND!!!

Rainbow Dash: [unsurely explaining her 'injury'] I, uh, tripped on a, uh, foam hoof, and landed on a ... [unintelligible mumbling] pokey stick coming out of the ground...
Pinkie Pie: Grrrr!! If I get my hooves on that [mines Rainbow Dash's unintelligible mumbling], it'll be in big trouble!

Pinkie Pie: Grr!! [shows a pile of pompoms] What am I gonna do with all these now?!
Applejack: Err, what were you gonna do with them before?

Rainbow Dash: [excited] Oh, I can't deny it! I love to win! But if I ever gotta choose between winning, and being loyal to my friends, I'm always gonna choose my friends. 'Cause as much as I love winning, I love them waaay more.

Three's A CrowdEdit

Twilight Sparkle: Cadance and I can spend the whole day looking at Star Swirl the Bearded artifacts!
Rarity: Sounds like a perfect, drama-free way to spend the day with Cadance.
Twilight Sparkle: Not counting the drama surrounding which of the bells from his cloak they've chosen to put on display! Spoiler alert: It's this one!

Fluttershy: Now, now, he’s learned his lesson. Isn’t that right, my little patient?
Discord: I’m so glad that you’re back from your trip, Fluttershy. Just your presence here is making me feel so much better.
[Twilight rolls her eyes]
Discord: I was just wondering. Could I trouble you for just one more thing?
Twilight Sparkle: NO!!!
Discord: ...What? I was simply going to ask...for a teeny tiny glass...of water.

Pinkie PrideEdit

Pinkie Pie: Parties are no picnic!
Fluttershy: Oh, I like a nice picnic party.
Pinkie Pie: [growls]
Fluttershy: Oh!

Pinkie Pie: Freeze, Cheese! I challenge you...TO A GOOF-OFF!!!
[Everypony gasps]
Fluttershy: Oh, no! Not a Goof-Off!
Applejack: What’s a Goof-Off!?
Fluttershy: I have no idea.

Pinkie Pie: So are you in, Cheese? Or are you... boneless?
Cheese Sandwich: Nopony calls me "boneless"! [to his rubber chicken] Right, Boneless?
Pinkie Pie: Then the goof-off is on for high noon!
Twilight Sparkle: Um, Pinkie? It's already 3 o'clock.
Pinkie Pie: Oh. Oh, well then. Make it 3:10 to goof-off!

Pinkie: I never did get that pony’s name.
Other five: CHEESE SANDWICH!
Pinkie: [giggles] Oh, yeah.

Simple WaysEdit

Pinkie Pie: I'm glad the committee didn't automatically pick me so everypony gets a chance to see how great being me actually is! Even though the festival's basically a party and the pony of ceremonies gets to organize the whole thing. So it'd totally make sense if they did pick me.

Applejack: [in a formal tone] My mane needs to be perfectly coiffed at all times.
Rarity: [in a redneck-like tone] Well, my mane is full of dust and split ends.
Applejack: My hooves are so polished, you can see your reflection in them.
Rarity: My hooves are cracked and dry from working in the fields!
Applejack: I'm so fashion-forward.
Rarity: I wear droopy drawers!
Applejack: I smell like rosebuds.
Rarity: [screaming] I LOVE BEIN' COVERED IN MUD!!

Filli VanilliEdit

Fluttershy: I have... stage fright.
Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Is it contagious?
Twilight Sparkle: Stage fright isn't a disease, Pinkie.

Applejack: Big Mac, you've got some 'splainin' to do! Turkey call?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Applejack: Trash your voice?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Applejack: Zecora remedy?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Applejack: Not quick enough?
Big McIntosh: Nope.
Applejack: Needed a deep voice?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Applejack: Poison joke?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Applejack: Flutterguy?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Applejack: Better now?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Applejack: And that shy filly was livin' her dream in the shadows because she couldn't bring herself to come into the spotlight?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.

Twilight TimeEdit

Sweetie Belle: I just hope no one sees us!
Apple Bloom: 'Cause we're tryin' to keep Twilight Time a secret now?
Scootaloo: Or because we look ridiculous?
Sweetie Belle: A little of both actually.

It Ain't Easy Being BreeziesEdit

Seabreeze: [tirade of indignation]
Applejack: Uh... what did he say?
Fluttershy: I'd... rather not say.

Fluttershy: I'm working on a bee-type dance and was hoping you could help me? Does this bring to mind any images for you? Perhaps a bee?

Rainbow Dash: So, uh, I've always kinda wondered what it would be like to be a griffon.
Twilight Sparkle: Not a chance.
Rainbow Dash: You sure? What about a dragon? No? It doesn't have to shoot fire!

Somepony To Watch Over MeEdit

Chimera's tiger head: Where are the pies!?
Chimera's snake tail: They're not back here.
Chimera's goat head: This is all your fault. You think you always got to be in charge!
Chimera's tiger head: [groans] You're lucky, you know? You've got no idea what it's like to have a sister constantly looking over your shoulder!
Apple Bloom: Uh, actually...

Maud PieEdit

[A spider crawls on a rock in front of Maud]
Fluttershy: These spiders only live in Ponyville, and even though they may look a teeny bit scary, they're actually very sweet and help keep other, more dangerous insects away!
[The spider looks menacing at first, then becomes friendly and shows them a flower]
Maud Pie: I was looking at the rock.
Fluttershy: Oh.

Maud Pie: [deadpan, to Twilight Sparkle] I prefer to read my own poetry.
Twilight Sparkle: Oooh, I'd love to hear some of it.
Maud Pie: [clears throat] "Rock, you are a rock. Grey, you are grey. Like a rock, which you are, rock." I've written thousands.
Pinkie Pie: She's so prolific!
Maud Pie: This next one is about rocks. They're all about rocks. "Rocks, these are my rocks. Sediments make me sentimental. Smooth and round, asleep in the ground. Shades of brown, and grey..."

Rainbow Dash: That pony is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an igneous.
Rarity: Don't you mean "inside an enigma"?
Rainbow Dash: No. I mean "igneous". It's a kind of rock. Ask me how I know that.

For Whom The Sweetie Belle ToilsEdit

Apple Bloom: Oh my gosh! I can't believe we're goin' to see Sapphire Shores! I'm such a huge fan! I know all her songs!
Scootaloo: 'Get Your Pony On'!
Apple Bloom: Ooh, that's one of my favorites!
Sweetie Belle: This isn't a trip to see Sapphire Shores! It's a trip to save my sister from a horrible future!
Scootaloo: 'Serves Her Right'!
Sweetie Belle: [gasps] How can you say that? Rarity doesn't deserve that at all!
Scootaloo: No, 'Serves Her Right' is another one of Sapphire Shores' songs!
Apple Bloom: You seriously didn't know that? Don't you listen to her music?!
Sweetie Belle: ...I prefer showtunes.
Scootaloo: Ugh.

Leap Of FaithEdit

Apple Bloom: Hey, Granny! Think you can buck me over the water?
Granny Smith: I don't see why not! Come on, Big Mac, toss her this way!
Applejack: Granny, wait!
Granny Smith: Woo-hoo-hoo!
Apple Bloom and Granny Smith: [laughing]

Applejack: Believing in something can help you do amazing things. But if that belief is based on a lie, eventually, it's gonna lead to real trouble.

Testing, Testing, 1,2,3Edit

Twilight Sparkle: Hm, by highlighting everything you don't really separate the wheat from the chaff... Or the good from the bad. Hey, I am not that tall!
Rainbow Dash: [giggles]

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, Rainbow?
Rainbow Dash: Is it snack time?
Twilight Sparkle: No.
Rainbow Dash: Recess?
Twilight Sparkle: No.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] Can't we just watch the history of the Wonderbolts movie?!
Twilight Sparkle: No!

Twilight Sparkle: The initials EUP stand for what?
Rainbow Dash: Ernie's Undercooked Pancakes.
Twilight Sparkle: The original aerial team performed for...?
Rainbow Dash: Celestia's cereal celebration.
Twilight Sparkle: The Wonderbolts were given their name by this famous Pegasus. Who is she? [to herself] Please don't say Colonel Waffle...
Rainbow Dash: Hello? General Blazing Donut Glaze! So, did I ace it or what?
Twilight Sparkle: Or what. You didn't get one answer correct.
Rainbow Dash: What? But- but how?
Twilight Sparkle: I don't know. I've never heard answers so wrong! And so breakfast-related!
Rainbow Dash: [stomach growls]

Trade YaEdit

[Twilight is about to trade all her books for the broken pen a filly is having]
Pinkie Pie: STOP!! What are you doing?
Twilight Sparkle: I was trying to get rid of all the books I don’t need anymore.
Pinkie Pie: For that? Do you reeeeeeeally want that?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, not really, but…I’m running out of library space, so—
Pinkie Pie: Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!! I can’t believe that almost happened! But luckily it didn’t happen, thanks to me.
Twilight Sparkle: What are you talking about?
Pinkie Pie: [showing a scroll] According to the rules of the Exchange, a trade is only fair if both ponies end up with something they want.
[Twilight rolls her eyes]
Pinkie Pie: You can’t break the rules!! Did anypony see you do it? I don’t think anypony saw. But you are not gonna say anything, are you?! [giggles] Just kidding! [mischievously] Or am I?! Sometimes I can’t even tell.

Rainbow Dash: OK! We get it! You're both great friends.

Applejack: And I know you'll love cause you already got a billion just like sitting in a drawer doing nothin'!

Inspiration ManifestationEdit

Rarity: But, wait... I don't seem to need it anymore, do I? Yes. Yes! I can feel its magic flowing within me now! I'm so excited! I'm so excited!

Spike: I'm so scared...

Equestria GamesEdit

Twilight Sparkle: Equestria, We have a problem.

Rainbow Dash: This just got real.

Twilight's Kingdom, Part OneEdit

Lord Tirek: "Is he friend, or is he foe?" the pony wonders. I can assure you... I am no friend. I am Tirek, and I will take what should have been mine long ago.

Twilight Sparkle: Well it's just(refer to Princess Luna)Princess Luna raises the moon,(refer to Princess Celestia)Princess Celestia raises the sun,(refer to Princess Cadance)you protect the crystal empire,and all I seem to do is,smile and wave.

Twilight's Kingdom, Part TwoEdit

Lord Tirek: Give my regards to Cerberus.
Discord: You meant our will, didn't you?
Lord Tirek: Of course. Here, I want you to have something. This was given to me by someone very close to me. I give it to you as a sign of my gratitude and loyalty.
Discord: Oh, my! I do love a good accessory. I suppose that's Rarity's influence.
Lord Tirek: [laughs] Amusing. But we have no time for such things. With the princesses out of the way, we can now–[sees a stained glass illustration of Twilight Sparkle] IS THIS MEANT TO BE HUMOROUS?!
Discord: Oh, no, I haven't touched that one yet.
Lord Tirek: There's a fourth? And you did not tell me this?!
Discord: I just needed some assurance that you truly considered this a team effort. And now I have it.
Lord Tirek: Then where can we find this fourth princess? Where is her castle?
Discord: Castle? [laughs] No, Princess Twilight lives above a library in Ponyville. Castle? [laughs]
Lord Tirek: Not for much longer.

Lord Tirek: You've gathered up all of them?
Discord: And her little dragon, too.

Fluttershy: Why are you doing this? I thought we were friends.
Discord: Oh, we were. But Tirek offered me so much more than just tea parties. Surely, you saw this coming.
Fluttershy: [crying] I didn't. I really didn't.

Lord Tirek: PRINCESS TWILIGHT!!!!!
Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] TIREK!!!
Lord Tirek: YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO ME!!!!!

Lord Tirek: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! YOU HAVE NO MAGIC!!!!!
Twilight Sparkle: You're wrong, Tirek! I may have given you my Alicorn magic, but I carry within me the most powerful magic of all!
Lord Tirek: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Princess Celestia: You've been wondering what you are meant to do as a princess. Do you know now?
Twilight Sparkle: As princess, I believe I have the power to spread the magic of friendship across Equestria! That is the role I am meant to have in our world! The role I choose to have! But I didn't defeat Tirek on my own, it took all of us to unlock the chest!
Princess Celestia: Then it is unlikely you are meant to take on this task alone. You are now Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship! But what is the Princess of Friendship without her friends?

Twilight Sparkle:"Let the rainbow remind you that together we will always shine!"

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