Tom: Yeah. When a girl is attracted to a guy, she has a look. Its her tell, like Poker. Its the same look a dog gets just before you put down the bowl.
Hannah: You are offensive! And you are crazy!
[Tom spots a golden retriever]
Tom: [To the dog] Hello there... And who would you be? [Cuddling the dog] I love you. Yes I do. I love you. You are so Beautiful. Yes you are. Your beautiful face.. I love you, love you, love you.
Hannah: You should try saying that to a human sometime.
[Hannah is woken up by phone call at night]
Tom: Hey, Hi! How's the weather in England?
Hannah: Its great. Only, I am in Scotland.
Tom: Right right. So it's sunny?
Hannah: [Looks at the clock] It's 3 in the morning.
Tom: Oh, right. Sorry. So its dark? Have you seen the Loch Ness monster? [Laughs] I know, terrible joke.
Hannah: Was there something important?
Tom: Yeah. You'll never guess what happened.
Tom: They filled in the pot hole
Hannah: The pot hole?
Tom: On 83rd.
Hannah: Terrific. Hey Tom? I am gonna go back to sleep now.
Tom: Ok sure.
Hannah: Love you.
[Tom crashes on Hannah's wedding chapel]
Tom: Look... Hannah... I pride myself with being honest with everybody. But there's somebody i've been lying to for a very long time... Myself. Because, the truth... it's scary... And 10 years ago, I got in bed with the wrong girl [Referring to Hannah]. She turned out to be the right one. I love you, Hannah. I always have. And I always will..
Hannah: Thomas Bailey... You are the worst Maid of Honor of all time. [They kiss each other]