Lollipop Chainsaw
Lollipop Chainsaw is a 2012 videogame developed by Suda 51. The game follows zombie hunter apprentice Juliet Starling, who was formerly a cheerleader at the fictional San Romero high school and was on the cusp of dating her boyfriend Nick Carlyle, but on her eighteenth birthday the entire city of San Romero is suddenly turned into vicious monstrous zombies, controlled by a Necromancer named Swan (Sean Gunn) who had feelings for Juliet but went insane after finding she was involved with Nick and unleashed the zombie plague as his vengeance.
written by James Gunn and Sean Gunn. Music composed by Little Jimmy Urine.
Juliet Starling
- Welcome to my bedroom. Don't think that me letting you in here is an invitation for any "funny stuff." Not that I have a problem with funny stuff. I mean, not if you really like the person. But today, as they say in Spain, es lunes es mi cumpleanos, that's right, it's my birthday, I'm eighteen today! These are my girls. We've been to the Nationals four years in a row... but we haven't won... yet! To keep up my energy, I eat lollipops. I know what you're thinking: I'm getting really fat! But they're so yum! This is my big sister Cordelia. She has had secret meetings with guys who I think are Facebook hangouts. My younger sister Rosalind has just passed her driving test, which makes me kind of rrrr! All my girlfriends say my dad is a total dolt, but try as they might, they could never get between him and my mom! She is so cruel! Oh, and speaking of true love, this is my boyfriend, Nick. He is feeling anxious because it's the first time he's going to meet my family, but I'm also anxious too, because although my family is like the best in the world, it's got some secrets I'm not too keen about. Because if Nick ever found out our secrets, then he might not want to be around any more. I couldn't stand that. Oh no! I'm late! I was supposed to meet him half an hour ago. That's like the totally worst thing that could happen!
- Seriously, dude, what the Hell? And on my birthday too, as if it wasn't late enough!
Nick Carlyle
- (dying from a zombie bite)Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I, I really fucking love you.
- (shortly afterwards) How the fuck am I still talking... without a fucking thorax?
- You sure you've never eaten a space cake?
- Shoot his fucking retarded fat legs first!
Gideon Starling
- Oh, that girl knows trouble like apple knows pie!
- (to Nick) Don't suck up, son!
- Nick, you may not be the man I'd pick for my daughter, but it seems like you're the man she'd pick for herself. And I tell you, she's always been a Hell of a lot smarter than me!
Swan
- Check, one-two, one-two: It's party-time, motherfuckers!
- Mega-genocide, baby! Hah, hah, there's nothing more hilarious, than to watch this world burn! This society, this life, this government, made my life a Hell! And now everybody will know what a life of Hell truly is, forever!
- Malicious Lords, I invoke your Dark Forces in declaring myself God of this Realm!
Dialogue
(Juliet runs into Morikawa)
- Morikawa:' Ah, Juliet! A moment, a-please!
(spins round real fast and decapitates a handful of zombies)
- Morikawa: Ah, Juliet. It seems you've gotten a-head in life! Ha, ha, ha!
- Nick: This guy's your teacher?
- Morikawa: Yes. I have studied the zomboid sciences for many years. Now, pay attention, both of you. The Universe is divided into three realms: the Rotten World, the Land Beyond Words and our dimension, Earth. And now it appears that somebody has cracked open a gateway between Earth and the Rotten World!
- Nick: That's a bummer.
- Juliet Starling: That totally sucks!
- Morikawa: Using a combination of black magic and explosives, they have opened a door which has allowed gases from Rotten World to seep through into our world, turning your fellow students into Undead. Once turned, there is no cure. So what we must do is to clear up the school, kill the Undead, and stop the bomber! That is our mission! You search in the cafeteria; I will look in the courtyard. I am counting on you! Kill the motherfuckers!
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(His ritual complete, Swan now orders an attack from the Dark Purveyors, the five demons controlling the zombies)
- Swan: ZED!
(Zed's red orb shoots at Juliet, morphing into a hideous white rotten face sinking into the tarmac)
- Zed: (whispers) Let's play... (shouts) PISS... OFF!
(Juliet is thrown backwards by his profane black magic and ends up on a stage near a multi-storey carpark. Zed is onstage using his voice to blast down cars to crush her)
- Zed: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! (bobs mohican) I'm lovin' this shit! Your face gonna be a sweet doo-rag!
- Juliet Starling: That My Chemical Romance wannabe is totally destroying San Romero!
- Zed: Welcome to the Mosh Pit, you zombie-hunting sleaze!
- Juliet Starling: Probably took him like four hours to spike up his mohawk this morning. Over-emo, much?
External links
- Jessica Nigri, a cosplayer who is often personifying Juliet
- zombie apocalypse