- You don’t know how to handle anything today, because you have to go to jail to get some press or fall down drunk.
- They used to have clauses and contracts where you can't get bad publicity or you'd get fired. But now bad publicity is good publicity. I just keep working and don't think about it much.
- If I give you romantic advice, don't take it. Look what's happening to me. I have the best taste in friends and the worst taste in husbands. I'm never getting married again. That's just stupid. There's no reason on Earth to do that.
- Some people think reality must be constantly depressing, but I think reality is something you rise above.