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Lilo & Stitch

Lilo & Stitch is a 2002 American animated feature produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation and released on June 21, 2002. The 42nd animated feature in the Walt Disney Animated Classics series, it was written and directed by Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois, and features the voices of Sanders, Daveigh Chase, Tia Carrere, David Ogden Stiers, Kevin McDonald, Ving Rhames, and Jason Scott Lee.

JumbaEdit

  • So, tell me, my little one-eyed one - on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed?
  • Using that little girl for a shield! THIS IS LOW EVEN FOR YOU! (Stitch does a head-stand and starts wiggling his butt at him) ARGH!
  • [to Stitch] You shouldn't play with guns.
  • Ugh! Little monster!
  • You always get in way!
  • Running away? Here...let me stop you.
  • I'll tear him apart with all both my hands!
  • Created something? Hah! But that would be irresponsible! And unethical! I would never, ever... [Stitch is revealed] make more than one.
  • WHAT?! After all you put me through, you expect me to help you, just like that?! JUST LIKE THAT?!

Cobra BubblesEdit

  • In case you're wondering, this did not go well. You have three days to change my mind. [door closes and Nani glares]
  • [Yelling to Nani, by destroy the Lilo's house from the moment.] Is this what she needs?!

LiloEdit

  • Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw.
  • My friends need to be punished.
  • This is you, and this is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size.
  • [on the phone] Hello, Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house!
  • Hello? Hello?! Are there any "aminals" in here?
  • (Stitch is looking at a picture of Lilo, Nani, and their parents) That's us, before... It was rainy one night, and they went for a drive. (Stitch looks sadly at Lilo and then the photo) What happened to yours? (Stitch looks surprised) I hear you cry at night. Do you dream of them?
  • They want my dog!
  • (Stitch is running away) "Ohana" means "family". "Family" means nobody gets left behind. But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you though. (looking at the picture of her deceased parents) I remember everyone that leaves.
  • Leave me alone to diiie...
  • (Nani is trying to take Stich back to the shelter) HE WAS AN ORPHAN AND WE ADOPTED HIM! WHAT ABOUT OHANA?!

NaniEdit

  • Look at him, Lilo. He's obviously mutated from something else! We have to take it back!
  • No! You can't take her! I'm the only one who understands her! If you take her away, she won't stand a chance!
  • [talking to David on the phone] I think is might be a koala... an evil koala... I can't even pet it, it keeps staring at me like it's gonna eat me...

StitchEdit

  • Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten.
  • [crashes through the wall and picks up a Volkswagen] Blue punch buggy! [car hits Jumba] No punch-back!
  • This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah - still good.
  • Also cute and fluffy!

OthersEdit

  • Capt. Gantu: [After being bitten by Stitch,a running gag] Does this look infected to you?
  • Mertle Edmunds: [After being bitten by Lilo,still a running gag] Does this look infected to you?
  • Grand Councilwoman: [Referring to Jumba and Pleakly] Don't let those two on my ship.

DialoguesEdit

Gantu: What is that monstrosity?
Jumba: Monstrosity?! What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call him Experiment 6-2-6. He is bullet-proof, fire-proof, and can think faster than supercomputer. He can see in the dark, and move objects at least three thousand times his size! His only instinct: TO DESTROY EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES! [laughs maniacally]
Grand Councilwoman: So it is a monster.
Jumba: Eh, just a little one.

Grand Councilwoman: [to Stitch] Show us there something inside you that is good.
Stitch: [coughs] MEEGA, NALA KWEESTA!!
Audience: [gasps]
Grand Councilwoman: So naughty!
Stitch: [laughs hysterically]
Jumba: I didn't teach him that!
Gantu: Place that idiot scientist under arrest!
Jumba: I prefer to be called "EVIL GENIUS"!

[In Jumba's cell after Stitch has escaped]
Jumba: [chuckles] He got away?
Grand Councilwoman: I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
Jumba: I designed this creature for to be unstoppable.
Grand Councilwoman: Which is precisely why you are supposed to bring him back.
Jumba: What? Me?
Grand Councilwoman: And to reward you, we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.
Jumba: [sighs] 6-2-6 will not come easily... Maybe direct hit from plasma-cannon might stun him long enough to--
Grand Councilwoman: Plasma-cannon granted. Do we have a bargain, Dr. Jumba?
Jumba: [grunts and nods]

[Lilo shows up to hula dance class late, soaking wet]
Mr. Puloki: Stop, stop. Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day.
[Puloki looks confused]
Lilo: [sighs] Every Thursday I give Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
Puloki: [still confused] Pudge is a fish...?
Lilo: [continues] And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! [Whispers] Do you know what tuna is?
Puloki: Fish?
Lilo: It's FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store for a jar of peanut butter, cause all we have is... IS STINKIN' TUNA!
Puloki: Lilo. Lilo. Why is this so important?
Lilo: [seriously] Pudge controls the weather.
[Everyone exchanges puzzled looks]

Cobra Bubbles: [reaching down to shake hands with Lilo] Nice to meet you.
Lilo: [tilting her head as if to read something] Your knuckles say "Cobra." [Cobra Bubbles withdraws his hand, his knuckles crack] "Cobra Bubbles." You don’t look like a social worker.
Cobra Bubbles: I’m a special classification.
Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
Cobra Bubbles: [frowning] We’re getting off the subject. Today let's talk about you. Are you happy?
Lilo: [opens her mouth wide to show a fake smile, sounding slightly bored, speaking in response to Nani’s pantomiming behind Cobra] I’m adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways when crossing the street. And take long naps... [Nani clenches a fist in a "Doing well" sign] and get disciplined?
[Nani cringes]
Cobra Bubbles: Disciplined?
[Lilo continues, with Nani silently getting more and more frantic.]
Lilo: Yeah, she disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. With bricks.
Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?
Lilo: Uh-huh. In a pillowcase.
Nani: [clamps her hand over Lilo's mouth] OKAY! That's enough sugar for you! [pushes Lilo in the direction out of the room and speaks through her clenched teeth] Why dontcha run along, ya little cutie? [nervously laughs, looking at Cobra Bubbles] The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty? [walks to the fridge awkwardly]

Nani: Why didn't you wait at school? You were supposed to wait there! Lilo! Do you not understand? Do you want to be taken away? [pause] Answer me!
Lilo: No!
Nani: No, you don't understand?
Lilo: No!
Nani: No, what?
Lilo: NOOOO! [drops to the floor and moans]
Nani: Ugh! You are such a pain!
Lilo: So why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?!
Nani: At least a rabbit would behave better than you!
Lilo: Go ahead! Then you'll be happy! Because it'll be smarter than me, too!
Nani: AND QUIETER!
Lilo: You'll like it, 'cause it's stinky, LIKE YOU! [goes to her bedroom and slams the door]
Nani: [furious] GO TO YOUR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
Lilo: [opens door] I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM! [slams it again]
Nani: [picks up a pillow and screams into it] AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Lilo: [picks up a pillow and screams into it] AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Lilo: [trying to push Nani out of her room] Can't you go any faster?!
Nani: [leaning back] Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Lilo: No, it's not!
Nani: It is too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday. [Accidentally falls on top of Lilo]
Lilo: You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so WEIRD?! [slams the door]

[Nani and Lilo are at an animal shelter looking for a pet dog.]
Nani: [to shelter worker] We're looking for something that can defend itself... something that won't die, something sturdy, you know?
Lilo: Like a lobster!
Nani: Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No. We don't have a lobster door. We have a dog door. We're getting a dog!

[Lilo comes back to the lobby with Stitch]
Shelter Worker: Oh, yes, all dogs are adoptable... [jumps, startled] EXCEPT THAT ONE! [runs and takes Stitch away from Lilo as Nani pulls Lilo away from Stitch]
Nani: What is that thing?
Shelter Worker: A dog...I think, but it was dead this morning.
Nani: It was dead this morning?!
Shelter Worker: Well, we thought it was dead, it was hit by a truck!
Lilo: I like him! Come here, boy.
Stitch: [Stitch forcefully, against the shelter worker's grip, walks himself forward to get to Lilo as she so called him to her, climbing up onto Nani and Lilo's laps]
Nani: [screams and pushes Stitch away from her and Lilo] Ah! [composes herself and asks] Wouldn't you like a different dog?
Shelter Worker: [a bit breathless] We have better dogs, dear.
Lilo: Not better than him! He can talk. Say hello.
Stitch: He... Hel...
Shelter Worker: Dogs can't talk, dear.
Stitch: [narrows his eyes and bares his teeth in frustration]
Lilo: He did.
Nani: Does it have to be this dog?
Stitch: [pants a few times before lolling his tongue out, sticking it up his nose and pulling out a big green booger, eating it, smacking his lips]
Lilo: Yep, he's good. I can tell.
Shelter Worker: [filling out paperwork at the front desk] You have to think of a name for him.
Lilo: His name is... Stitch.
Shelter Worker: That's not a real name. [Nani shakes her head quickly and waves her hand as if saying 'NO! Don't say that!'] In Iceland, but here it's a good name. Stitch, it is. And there's a $2.00 license fee.
Lilo: I want to buy him! [whispers] Can I borrow $2?
Nani: [with a semi-irritated look, Nani hands the money to Lilo, only for Lilo to tap the money on her shoulder and hand it back to her, handing it to the shelter worker]
Shelter Worker: [stamps the adoption papers and hands the paper to Lilo with a friendly smile] He's all yours.

Stitch: ALOHA!
Captain Gantu: You're vile! You're foul! YOU'RE FLAWED!
Stitch: ALSO CUTE AND FLUFFY!!!

[Stich grabs him and throws him off of his ship by smashing him through the windshield]


Captain Gantu: Abomination.
Stitch: Stupidhead.

Lilo: Don't leave me, okay?
Stitch: Okay...

Grand Councilwoman: You! You're the cause of all this! If it wasn't for your Experiment 6-2-6, none of this-
Stitch: (Interrupting) Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman: What?
Stitch: My name Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman: Stitch, then. If it wasn't for Stitch- (realizes what just happened, turns back to Stitch)
Stitch: Does Stitch have to go in the ship?
Grand Councilwoman: Yes.
Stitch: Can Stitch say goodbye?
Grand Councilwoman: Yes.
Stitch: Thank you.
Grand Councilwoman: Who are you?
Stitch: This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.

Cobra Bubbles: Aliens are all about rules.
Great Councilwoman: You look familiar.
Cobra Bubbles: CIA. Roswell. 1973.
Great Councilwoman: Ah, yes. You had hair then.

[Stitch grabs Jumba's plasma gun, but Jumba plugs it with a carrot]
Jumba: You shouldn't play with guns.
Stitch: [giving it to him] Oh, okay.
Jumba: Thank you. [hears the gun beeping, realizes it is about to overload and throws it back to Stitch] Oh, uh, I just remembered - it's your birthday! Happy birthday!
Stitch: [throwing it to him] Err, Merry Christmas!
Jumba: [throwing it to him] It's not Christmas!
Stitch: [throwing it to him] Happy Hannukah!
...

TaglinesEdit

  • There's one in every family.
  • His name is Stitch.
  • Meet Stitch. This Summer, He's Coming to OUR Planet.
  • He's coming to our galaxy.
  • On June 21, The tradition is under attack.

CastEdit

See alsoEdit

External linksEdit

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