- So? How do you like Texas?
- There's road kill all over Texas.
- I'm gonna service you real good babe.
- It's Armageddon! It's Armageddon you bitch! God dammit!
- [After throwing body parts in a lake] Is it soup yet?
- Technology is our friend.
- I'll be in hell for breakfast.
- Tex: Whaddaya think to our little lady?
- Tinker: ...Uncertain. Looks like she might get all screamy on us Eddie.
- Tex: [Slams meat cleaver on table] I wish you'd call me Tex. I told you.
- Tinker: Oh I'm sorry boy. God dammit, I'm sorry... how'd you like to do us the honor of plugging that whore up?
- Benny: Sshh. This gun makes an awfully loud noise. And an awfully big hole.
- Alfredo: Do I know you?
- Benny: Shut up! Move it!!!
- Alfredo: Look here Mister; I am very scared of guns, so please, do not point that at my face.
- Benny: How many?
- Alfredo: How many what, OJ?
- Benny:: How many sick bent-fucks like YOU are there out here?
- Alfredo: Darlin' I only got one thing to say to you; I don't like the tone of your voice.
- Benny: What is this? Booby traps? Camel netting? What are you people doin' out here?
- Alfredo: Big surprise... FUCK YOU MISTER! [Spits]
- Benny: [Punches Alfredo into the bog] One down.
- There's Roadkill All Over Texas.
- He puts the teeth in terror.
- The Saw Is Family.
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