Last words in Tales From the Crypt media

      Following are last words from Tales From the Crypt media.

      TV series

      Season 1

      • No! It's not right! No! Nooo! It ain't right—
        • Who: Charley Ledbetter
        • Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
        • Note: Character, a death row inmate, says this right before he is killed in an electric chair.
      • Shut up, Cynthia! Shut up, Cynthia! No, no, wait wait wait wait wait—
        • Who: Theodore Carne
        • Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
        • Note: Character, a man acquited of murder, says this before being eletrocuted in a hot tub by the protagonist, Niles Talbot.
      • What? No!
        • Who: Cynthia Baldwin
        • Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
        • Note: Says this before being electrocuted along with her lover, Theodore Carne.
      • It's my job. It's my duty 'cause it's my job. If a man ain't good at his job, then what the hell is he good for? What's anything good for?
        • Who: Niles Talbot
        • Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
        • Note: Says this before he is put to death in the very electric chair he used to run.
      • What are you, deaf? I said let me have it!
        • Who: Husband
        • Source: "And All Through the House" [Episode 1x2]
        • Note: Says this before being killed with a fireplace poker by his wife.
      • Wait, slow down! Wait! Wait!
      • No! No! No!
      • Oh yeah, I'm ready.
      • Coralee, pull the—pull the lever.
      • I'm ready to die.
      • Come on, asshole! Where'd you get that hat?
      • Coralee, baby? [Coralee: Yeah?] What do you say we take a vacation? Go to Vegas, catch Wayne Newton's act, hop over to the Bahamas, and then we'll skip over to Paris? Hey, did I tell you? Polanski wants to film my life story. All of 'em.
      • Somebody! I don't have nine lives! Somebody! LET ME OUT!
        • Who: Ulric
        • Source: "Dig That Cat...He's Real Gone" [Episode 1x3]
        • Note: Each line is spoken before Ulric, a carnival performer, is killed and resurrected; final line spoken when he realizes he has used up the last of the ninth cat's life he was surgically instilled with.
      • Who are you?
        • Who: Ronnie Price
        • Source: "Only Sin Deep" [Episode 1x4]
        • Note: Says this as he is being shot by his unrecognizably aged girlfriend, Sylvia Vane.

      Season 2

      • I LOVE YOU! I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! FOREVER AND EVER!
        • Who: Margaret Richardson
        • Source: "'Til Death" [Episode 2x4]
        • Note: Says this before apparently succumbing to a fatal love potion.
      • No, it's the law. One can't be too careful in this climate.
        • Who: Freddy
        • Source: "'Til Death" [Episode 2x4]
        • Note: Character, a doctor, says he had Margaret Richardson's body embalmed, right before her reanimated corpse sneaks up behind him and decapitates him.
      • Noooo!
        • Who: Logan Andrews
        • Source: "'Til Death" [Episode 2x4]
        • Note: Says this before consuming rat poison to escape his undead mistress; is later brought back to life by a voodoo priestess in order to keep him trapped in life.
      • You're crazy! You're out of your fucking mind!
        • Who: Alan
        • Source: "Three's a Crowd" [Episode 2x5]
        • Note: Says this before being shot with an arrow by an insanely jealous husband, Richard.
      • Where's Alan?
        • Who: Della
        • Source: "Three's a Crowd" [Episode 2x5]
        • Note: Says this shortly before being strangled by her jealous husband, Richard.
      • Help me, Gloria!
        • Who: Sebastian Fielding
        • Source: "The Sacrifice" [Episode 2x7]
        • Note: Says this as he is dropped from a high-rise apartment patio to his death.
      • Plenty...forty-eight...hate this...set you free...
        • Who: James Reed
        • Source: "The Sacrifice" [Episode 2x7]
        • Note: Says this before dying from an intentional drug overdose.
      • Come on! Let's go, goddammit! Let's hurry it up! Pull the switch! Shoot me the juice! FRY ME!
        • Who: Marty Slash
        • Source: "For Cryin' Out Loud" [Episode 2x8]
        • Note: Says this before being executed in an electric chair, eager to escape his conscience.
      • No. Who?
        • Who: Ms. Kilbasser
        • Source: "For Cryin' Out Loud" [Episode 2x8]
        • Note: Says this before being bludgeoned to death by Marty Slash, using a guitar given to him by Pete Townsend.
      • You fool. You stupid old fool.
        • Who: Louisa Yates
        • Source: "The Four-Sided Triangle" [Episode 2x9]
        • Note: Says this before being stabbed through the back with a pitchfork by Mary Jo.
      • Billy, get 'im off me! Get 'im off me! Get 'im off me!
        • Who: Mr. Ingles
        • Source: "The Ventriloquist's Dummy" [Episode 2x10]
        • Note: Says this as his malformed twin, Morty—who had been posing as his ventriloquist's dummy—chews out his throat.
      • Hi, uncle. What are you doing with my ball?
        • Who: Bobby Thornberry
        • Source: "Fitting Punishment" [Episode 2x12]
        • Note: Says this before his greedy and abusive uncle, Ezra Thornberry, kills him after knocking him down a flight of stairs with a basketball.
      • Somebody help me! No! No! Nooo!
        • Who: Ezra Thornberry
        • Source: "Fitting Punishment" [Episode 2x12]
        • Note: Says this before he is killed by the vengeful spirit of his murdered nephew, Bobby Thornberry.

      Season 3

      • Ohhh shiiiiiit...
        • Who: Edward Foster
        • Source: "Loved to Death" [Episode 3x1]
        • Note: Says this after sipping a poisoned drink, unaware that his intended target, Miranda Singer, obviously switched glasses.
      • Yes, let's.
        • Who: Miranda Singer
        • Source: "Loved to Death" [Episode 3x1]
        • Note: Says this shortly before jumping out of a window off-screen, after unwittingly poisoning Edward Foster.
      • I'm Lou Paloma. Blow me.
        • Who: Luigi "Lou" Paloma
        • Source: "The Trap" [3x3]
        • Note: Character's last words before being executed for his own murder.

      Season 4

      • You know, I think I forgot to ask. [Helen: You...] Isn't that silly of me?
        • Who: Joyce
        • Source: "Beauty Rest" [Episode 4x5]
        • Note: Says this before dying from a spiked drink given by her roommate, Helen.
      • Yeah. So what kind of girl are you?
        • Who: Druscilla
        • Source: "Beauty Rest" [Episode 4x5]
        • Note: Says this before being strangled in her dressing room by Helen.
      • You're crazy! I'm calling the cops, you hear? The cops! The cops!
        • Who: Mr. Chumley
        • Source: "What's Cookin'" [Episode 4x6]
        • Note: Said to one of his renters, Fred, before he is murdered off-screen by Gaston.
      • Ellen!
        • Who: Jonathan Renfield
        • Source: "Strung Along" [Episode 4x12]
        • Note: Says this shortly before dying of a heart attack
      • Come on, we don't have that much time.
        • Who: David
        • Source: "Strung Along" [Episode 4x12]
        • Note: Says this shortly before his throat is slit by one of Joseph Renfield's marionettes.
      • This isn't funny.
        • Who: Ellen Renfield
        • Source: "Strung Along" [Episode 4x12]
        • Note: Says this shortly before being stabbed by one of Joseph Renfield's marionettes.

      Season 6

      • Help me...
        • Who: Todd
        • Source: "The Assassin" [Episode 6x8]
        • Note: Says this as his necktie gets caught in a treadmill, strangling him.
      • Son of a bitch!
        • Who: William
        • Source: "The Assassin" [Episode 6x8]
        • Note: Says this before Janet McKay stabs him through the eye with a siletto heel.
      • Ronald?
        • Who: Simone "Gwen" Bardou
        • Source: "The Assassin" [Episode 6x8]
        • Note: Says this before being shot by Janet McKay, who is revealed to be a disguised CIA assassin.
      • Willa—
        • Who: Luden Sandelton
        • Source: "99 & 44/100 Pure Horror" [Episode 6x14]
        • Note: Says this before being bludgeoned to death by his wife, Willa Sandleton.
      • You always wanted to shower with me, Lu. Here's your chance.
        • Who: Willa Sandelton
        • Source: "99 & 44/100 Pure Horror" [Episode 6x14]
        • Note: Says this as she takes a shower with a bar of soap manufactured from Luden Sandelton's body; the hydroflouric acid from Luden's body causes Willa's to dissolve.
      • Naw, that's an old trick I picked up at Benny's shooting gallery on Coney Island. And if you don't quit stalling, I'll show you some other tricks I learned in Brooklyn.
        • Who: Lou Spinelli
        • Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
        • Note: Says this before being bludgeoned with a statue by his cheating wife, Betty Spinelli.
      • Yes, there's been a murder.
        • Who: Erika
        • Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
        • Note: Says this before being shot by Betty Spinelli, while making a 911 call to report Lou Spinelli's murder.
      • Oh, my God!
        • Who: Dr. Oscar Charles
        • Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
        • Note: Says this before being crushed by Lou's car along with Betty Spinelli.
      • Run! Ruuun!
        • Who: Betty Spinelli
        • Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
        • Note: Says this before being crushed by Lou's car along with Dr. Oscar Charles.

      Season 7

      • You bitch.
        • Who: Armed Robber #1
        • Source: "Cold War" [Episode 7x6]
        • Note: Says this before being shot to death by Cammy.
      • Right— Aw, shit.
        • Who: Cutter
        • Source: "Cold War" [Episode 7x6]
        • Note: Says this as he tries to light a cigarette, after being shot by a convenience store robber.
      • Come here!
        • Who: Barry
        • Source: "Smoke Wrings" [Episode 7x6]
        • Note: Says this shortly before he jumps out of a window to his death.
      • Reverend?
        • Who: Lucy
        • Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
        • Note: Says this before she has her throat slit by Reverend Jonathan's illegitimate daughter, Leah.
      • What are you doing?
        • Who: Sarah
        • Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
        • Note: Says this as she is being strangled by her husband, Reverend Jonathan, after finding Lucy's body.
      • God is my protector! He is the Wo—
        • Who: Leah
        • Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
        • Note: Says this before she is bludgeoned and stabbed with a crucifix by Reverend Jonathan.
      • Father...what have you done?
        • Who: Abigail
        • Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
        • Note: Says this to Reverend Jonathan before she dies, revealing herself to be a twin on the back of Leah's head.
      • Well, then let her in stupid, so the fun can begin!
        • Who: Drinky Pig
        • Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
        • Note: Says this shortly before being mutilated and eaten by Mr. Wolf, who is posing as a female pig.
      • Come right on in, miss!
        • Who: Smokey Pig
        • Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
        • Note: Says this shortly before being mutilated and eaten by Mr. Wolf, who is posing as a female pig.
      • Little pig, little pig, quit stabbing my head! You can't kill what's already dead!
        • Who: Zombie Pig
        • Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
        • Note: Says this before being electrocuted by its creator, Dudley Pig.
      • Must destroy!
        • Who: Dudley Pig
        • Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
        • Note: Says this before being eaten by Mr. Wolf, which bursts from the corpse of Zombie Pig.
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