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Kablam!

KaBlam! (stylized as KaBLaM!) is an American animated sketch comedy that ran on Nickelodeon from 1996 to 2000.

Won't Stick to Most Dental WorkEdit

June: (referring to Henry) "Fine, who needs him?!? I hope he chokes on his action fries!"

More Happiness than Allowed by LawEdit

('Action League Now!' Closing Theme Music)

June: “That certainly was an action choked episode of ‘Action League Now’, speaking of choking………”

Henry: “June, look, see? I told you it’s a birthday cake.”

June: “Get a grip, Henry, you forgot my birthday, okay? now let’s just move on with our lives. As I was saying, choking is a very serious problem, that’s why we at KaBlam! are proud to be part of a nationwide anti-choking campaign.”

Bride: “There he is!” [Weeping Uncontrollably]

Groom: “So you like wedding cake, huh, punk?”

[Splat!]

Henry: [Choking Sounds]

June: “Ah, very good. Henry is exhibiting some of the classic signs of choking……….”

Henry: [Chokes And Gags]

June: “Turning blue, [Henry Gasping For Breath] gasping for air [Gurgling Sounds] and clutching his throat.”

[Henry Choking And Groaning]

June: “If you ever see someone choking, help them by using the Heimlich Maneuver, which I will now demonstrate with the aid of my assistant, Mr. Foot.”

[Splat!]

June: “Remember, kids, only nimrods choke, now here’s two guys who never forget each others' birthdays, ‘Prometheus and Bob’.”

Henry: "You should really eat that before it gets soggy."

June: "Henry.............."