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Justin Heazlewood

Justin Heazlewood

Justin Heazlewood (born June 12, 1980) is an Australian writer, humourist and musician.

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  • Everyone's got the same insecurities as you
    Everyone's got the same insecurities as you
    Believe me it is true
    You are not alone
    There's no need to feel blue
    Everyone's got the same insecurities as you
    Believe me it is true
    Do not be afraid
    To show people the real you.
    • In Bed with my Doona, 2005
  • At one point we got some German sausages for dinner, and my girl Anna was working the communal tomato sauce pump and she whacked it and it all squirted over my pants, and suddenly there was silence, and I realised that Muse had stopped playing, and the entire 20 odd thousand punters were looking at me, and suddenly I just threw my hands up and said ‘anyone for sauce?’ and everyone just burst into laughter and suddenly Peaches was there and she said ‘you’re alright kid’ and we high fived and then I crowd surfed all the way onto stage and Muse let me play the guitar solo for one of their songs and even though I’d never heard it I just winged it and it was awesome.
    • Laptopping, at bedroomphilosopher.com Feb 20, 2007 (online)

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